Salted Fish Transmigrated Into An Apocalyptic Book

On the weekend of this week, the two went to town together.

The fetus gets bigger day by day, no matter how inexperienced they are, they also know that they have to prepare some clothes and pants in advance.

There is only one large maternity and baby shop in the city with many customers.

After Jiang Miaomiao and Lu Qiming entered the store, they focused on a middle-aged woman who seemed to be very experienced and followed her.

They bought whatever they bought. They put milk bottles, diapers, saliva towels, etc. into the shopping basket one after another, and finally got tangled before the baby clothes.

There are more than a dozen sets of clothes in front of them, with different styles. The common point is that they all look good, and the dolls wear the same clothes.

The question is, should they buy boys or girls?

Lu Qiming was too lazy to choose, and said, "Buy a few sets."

Jiang Miaomiao vetoed it.

"No, I am not pregnant with twins. It is too wasteful to buy both."

The baby clothes are made of good materials, fine workmanship, and high in price. There are hundreds of them for any set, which is more expensive than her clothes.

Lu Qiming made a comparison and said, "Then the girl who bought it."

"why?"

"It's a good deal, look at this big skirt, this bow, it's too much material. The boy's is too simple."

"..."

Jiang Miaomiao was also speechless. He looked up and saw the salesperson and called her over and asked, "Are there any more neutral ones?"

The salesperson regretfully said:

"The neutral ones are already sold out, and there will be new ones coming next month. How about... the two will come back next month?"

Only this way.

Anyway, I've only been pregnant for more than two months, so I don't rush to use it.

The two checked out the selected items, went to the hospital for an examination, found a restaurant and had a big meal, then bought some food, and went home happily.

Soon after arriving home, another car drove into the farm.

Jiang Miaomiao was standing in front of her house eating an apple, the car stopped in front of her, and the window was lowered to reveal Gu Changzhou's face.

"Why are you here?"

"I bought you something."

Gu Changzhou jumped out of the car and opened the trunk, which was full of maternal and child supplies.

What milk powder, rocking cart, nutrition, complementary food, clothes...

Those things he wanted to buy for his girlfriend and daughter, but had no money to buy, are now brought to the farm and given to Jiang Miaomiao.

Jiang Miaomiao was shocked to see so many things.

Lu Qiming went out to the toilet, saw Gu Changzhou, frowned and asked:

"what are you doing?"

"These things are under-produced, so it's not easy to buy. I happen to have a friend who does this, so I'll give you some. Come, help."

Lu Qiming picked up a box and looked at it, and said coldly:

"It's not that you are so active as a father."

Gu Changzhou smiled, "I was a father, but unfortunately I was not successful, so I hope you don't repeat my old ways."

These words made them both feel unbearable, so they helped together and moved everything into the small building.

He had to leave after delivering the things, but was stopped by Jiang Miaomiao, and he had to keep him for dinner.

Today, I bought a roast duck in the city. Jiang Miaomiao went to the kitchen to cut it and planned to bring it out.

Suddenly, his stomach was rolling frantically, and he was spitting out on the stovetop.

The two men in the living room heard the sound and walked in and saw this scene, so scared to help her quickly.

"Have you eaten your stomach? Does it hurt? I take you to the hospital?"

Lu Qiming was extremely worried.

Gu Changzhou poured a glass of water, handed her a mouthwash, and mocked:

"What do you know, this is morning sickness."

"Morning sickness?"

"At the time, her mother...well, when my ex-girlfriend was pregnant, she vomited a lot, and it was useless to go to the hospital, she could only start with eating.

Lu Qiming pricked his ears and listened intently.

"how to do?"

"Try to eat something appetizing and refreshing, not too greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables. If it is not enough, add more vitamin B6. Strengthen exercise, go for a walk when the weather is cool. In addition, get enough sleep and pay attention to rest. If you catch a cold, you can’t catch the heat, and it will gradually ease."

Lu Qiming remembered one by one and asked, "Any other reactions?"

Gu Changzhou recalled carefully and told them all the experiences he could remember.

In the next few months, Jiang Miaomiao almost went through it all.

Dizziness, fatigue, nausea, vomiting, hair loss, frequent urination, edema of limbs.

In the worst case, her ankle swelled twice as thick as before, and she couldn't even wear shoes. The skin is bulging like steamed buns, and one pit is pressed.

Lu Qiming hired workers to work, and took care of her around the clock.

Seeing her look more uncomfortable than her, he even suggested:

"Or forget it."

Jiang Miaomiao vomited madly for a while and lay weakly on the bed.

"Forget it."

"Don't give birth, kill it."

"What?"

"It's only halfway through the pregnancy. You're already like this. You can stand it when you are born? Let's not have children. Two people are fine."

Jiang Miaomiao sat up with a carp.

"What are you kidding? I have been pregnant for so long, so I don't want it if I don't want it?"

Lu Qiming said: "It will only be harder to stick to it."

"That's also a good deal, at least there will be gains, better than giving up halfway."

He asked suspiciously: "Are you sure you think about it clearly?"

"Yeah!" Jiang Miaomiao's face was shining with maternal brilliance. After a few seconds, he fell back on the bed and said pitifully, "I want to drink sour plum soup."

Lu Qiming gently closed the door and went downstairs to cook her sour plum soup.

When drinking, Jiang Rourou's face loomed outside the door.

Jiang Miaomiao blinked, "Can you let it in? I haven't touched it for a long time."

Lu Qiming severely rejected this request.

"No way."

It is easy to get Toxoplasma gondii in close contact with animals, which Gu Changzhou specially emphasized.

At the beginning, he planned to send Rourou and his wife away, put them in foster care for a period of time, and then take them back when they were born.

But those two are already members of the family, especially Jiang Rourou. Jiang Miaomiao will inevitably worry about it and affect his mood.

So the final decision is to let them stay, but they can't touch them, at most they can look through the window a few times.

Jiang Rourou was not used to it at first and was educated twice. After looking at her bulging belly, she gradually understood what she was doing, and ran to her room without moving, and even took the initiative to avoid her.

Jiang Miao wondered if it couldn't do it well, and sometimes dreamed that he was touching it in his dreams, and couldn't help it.

Now she didn't want to drink the sour plum soup anymore, looking at Lu Qiming with pleading eyes.

The latter waved, found her a pair of gloves, and let Jiang Rourou come in.

The latter walked to her cautiously, not daring to approach her, his round eyes blinked.

It wasn't until Jiang Miaomiao stretched out his hand to touch its head, that its tight body relaxed, rubbing her palm lightly, eyes lingering on her belly.

Jiang Miaomiao smiled embarrassedly.

"Haha, isn't it weird? There is a baby in it. You and Da Hei will have babies in the future."

It tilted its head, looked silly, and didn't know if he understood it.

The contact time came soon, and Lu Qiming relentlessly drove it out and ended the visit.

However, good luck seemed to be contagious, and within two months, Da Hei's belly was visibly enlarged.

One of the workers once opened a pet shop and said:

"This dog is pregnant and is still the first child."

Dogs give birth to puppies for the first time, they have instincts and no experience, and will have many abnormal reactions.

Sometimes it is not possible to give birth to stillbirth or dystocia, which requires more attention from the owner.

Lu Qiming had to take some care of it. Jiang Miaomiao had so many nutrients that he couldn't finish it, and he would feed him a little from time to time.

When they were five months pregnant, the pomegranate had a good harvest, and their assets increased by 30,000.

At six months, I picked the first batch of peanuts and didn't sell much money, but left a lot of seeds and barrels of peanut oil.

At seven months, Lu Qiming led the workers to catch all the fish in the pond, sell them, and dry them. The pond was vacated for new fry.

In a blink of an eye, it was almost the delivery period. Jiang Miaomiao obeyed the doctor's advice in the middle stage and started to control his diet, so the belly is not very big.

The symptoms of swelling in the third trimester disappeared, and her limbs became slim and looked healthier than in the previous months.

The hair that had fallen out grew back, and finally came to the bald crisis.

Lu Qiming booked a location at the hospital, prepared the car, and everything needed for childbirth, staying by her side 24 hours a day, waiting for the due date.

Unexpectedly, the little thing in the stomach couldn't help it, and it was more than a week in advance.

In the cold afternoon of early spring, Jiang Miaomiao's stomach aches.

Lu Qiming greeted the workers and took her to the hospital.

After arriving, the doctor did a simple examination and immediately asked the nurse to push her into the delivery room.

Not long after, Gu Changzhou, who received the news, hurried over and saw Lu Qiming standing alone in the long and narrow corridor, without a chair, and having to walk around outside the door, his expression was unprecedentedly nervous.

He ran over and asked:

"What about people?"

"In the delivery room."

"Successful delivery or cesarean section?"

"Shun."

"Why don't you wear a coat?"

Lu Qiming lowered his head and glanced at the thin T-shirt on his body. He later realized that he had forgotten to change his clothes.

Gu Changzhou rolled his eyes and called his assistant, and soon someone brought a down jacket.

The New Year is coming soon, because there are fewer people, fewer cars, fewer electrical appliances, and the global temperature has dropped a lot than before. There have been several consecutive snowfalls here.

Lu Qiming put on the down jacket, his body temperature slowly recovered, and he said thank you.

He glanced at his watch, estimated the time from the bottom of his heart, relaxed, and took out a cigarette from his pocket.

Before it was clicked, a passing nurse scolded: "No smoking in the hospital!"

Gu Changzhou retracted in embarrassment, and raised his head to meet Lu Qiming's helpless eyes, apparently experiencing the same thing.

In such a narrow corridor, in such a cold weather, smoking is not allowed, and there is nothing else to do.

The most important person experiences such a great danger in the delivery room, which is really anxious.

Lu Qiming said casually:

"If you want to do a paternity test, it's suitable now."

Gu Changzhou sneered, "I won't do it. Don't want to leave me in your life."

"All right." He shrugged. "Become a cheap father, and then become a cheap grandpa."

"Grandpa? I'm grandpa."

Gu Changzhou affirmed solemnly.

Lu Qiming: "...Do you still want to be my dad?"

"I only have this child. Why can't her child call me Grandpa?"

Grandpa, grandpa, a foreign word makes people feel uncomfortable.

He even saves his children's money for the next ten years. How can he be an outsider?

Thinking of this, Gu Changzhou remembered another very important thing.

"What's the child's name?"

Lu Qiming: "..."

Seeing that the other party was silent for a long time, and his eyes flickered, he asked in shock:

"Not yet taken?"

Lu Qiming scratched his hair and talked about him.

"Why haven't come out yet."

Gu Changzhou walked around in front of him, "Are you a father? Did you think you were born with kittens and puppies? No name until now?"

He was a little angry, "You don't know how busy this time is!"

"I only know that my child's name was chosen long before he was born."

"Yes, I won't use it after I get it, what's so good about it?"

"you……"

The two of them blushed with thick necks, and they didn't notice that the delivery room door opened.

Jiang Miaomiao was pushed out, and the nurse next to her was holding the baby in her arms.

"Hey, who is the father of the child? Hey!"

The nurse yelled twice and nobody answered, Jiang Miaomiao had to say weakly:

"Stop arguing and shut up."

They noticed this side and ran over in surprise.

"It's finished? Does it hurt?"

The nurse asked angrily:

"Who is the father of the child? I gave birth to a boy, who is very healthy."

Lu Qiming raised his hand like a primary school student, squeezing away Gu Changzhou and leaning forward.

"I am I am."

The nurse asked him to look at the child. He thought he could see who he looked like. Who knows that he looked like a mouse after a long time, or the ugliest one with no hair and red skin.

Gu Changzhou did not show weakness and asked Jiang Miaomiao:

"Do you want to give your child a surname? You were born in October of pregnancy. It is so hard. You must have your surname, and you can't make it cheaper."

Jiang Miaomiao: "..."

Lu Qiming came over and said, "It's okay to have anyone's last name. Anyway, if you don't have your last name, don't mix up."

Gu Changzhou pointed at him, "Have you seen it? How do you say this, pure straight male cancer. You must not show weakness, I will support you, don't be afraid."

Jiang Miaomiao had just given birth to a child, and his brain was buzzing, and he almost collapsed after the noise of the two. He covered his ears and begged the nurse:

"Quickly push me away."

She is too difficult.

The medical staff couldn't laugh or cry and sent her and her child to the ward.

Jiang Miaomiao's delivery process went smoothly without any side cuts. After two days in the hospital, he was ready to go home.

On the day he was discharged from the hospital, the child had reached an agreement with which surname—his own life should be controlled by himself, so that he would be caught by lottery on the day of his hundred years and what surname was caught.

Prior to this, Jiang Miaomiao gave him a nickname for convenience.

Because he has very little hair, he was very worried about his future hair volume, so he named Mao Mao.

Gu Changzhou changed a new car and insisted on sending them back in his car.

When a group of people drove into the mountainous area and was almost two miles away from the farm, a long-awaited white figure appeared on the road ahead.

It's fleshy.

What is it doing here? Where is Dahei?

Lu Qiming opened the door of the car to go down, but he turned his head and ran away.

They had to keep up.

Back at the farm, Jiang Miaomiao wrapped up like a bear, hugging Maomao down.

Fleshy bit her pants and took her to her kennel.

I saw that in the den with thick cotton wool, the three puppies whose eyes were not opened were curled up in Da Hei's arms and fell asleep.

One white, one black, and one flower.

Gu Changzhou walked over and took a look, then smiled and said, "This is a double happiness, haha."

Lu Qiming glanced diagonally, "We?"

"...You guys, are you alright?"

Gu Changzhou covered his mouth, quietly telling Jiang Miaomiao, "In the future, let him take care of the child less, otherwise he will grow up with a small eye."

Jiang Miaomiao couldn't help but laugh, almost unable to hold the child.

The baby is born, so I should invite my friends to come home for a meal.

But Jiang Miaomiao is still in confinement, her body has not yet fully recovered, and she is an inexperienced novice mother who can't take care of herself, so the two decided not to invite them, and they didn't even plan to make a big deal in a hundred days. Just order it.

But the news couldn't be kept secret. Soon after Jiang Miaomiao returned home, he received gifts one after another.

There are longevity locks brought by Yuan Mubing's trustees, free vaccines from Chen Hong, and small clothes from former colleagues.

Gu Changzhou naturally did not want to miss the excitement, and sent them two experienced confinements, which greatly eased the pressure on the couple.

Everyone is so enthusiastic, they are embarrassed to be too lazy, carefully prepared Maomao's hundred-day banquet, and sent out the invitation letter one month in advance.

Lu Qiming prepares the ingredients, and Jiang Miaomiao and the Yuesao workers study the dishes.

On the day of the official banquet, the farm was full of cars.

Yuan Mubing had specially asked for leave and flew over from Europe overnight, and was the last one to arrive.

She parked the car, walked into the living room with a gift, and saw many old acquaintances.

The small living room was crowded with guests and couldn't put down the table.

Lu Qiming led someone to carry a large round table and set it on the edge of the fish pond.

Someone suddenly joked, "There are so many people here. If a zombie pops out, no one can escape."

The person next to him covered his mouth with his backhand.

"Bah, baah, what kind of bad words? Besides, Professor Chen Hong was there, and when the zombie appeared, his ten vaccines were shot over. Where can it be flopped?"

Everyone roared with laughter. Yuan Mubing was not accustomed to this noisy atmosphere, and asked Lu Qiming:

"Where is she?"

The latter was lighting a fire, and was so dusty that he couldn't stop his facial features. He raised his chin and said:

"Upstairs, keep your voice down, Maomao is sleeping."

Yuan Mubing nodded and went upstairs alone, with very light steps.

When she came to the wooden door, she was about to push away, but she could not help but stop when she heard a gentle female voice telling a story.

"Once upon a time there was a small salted fish. There was no shortage of food or drink. He just felt that life was boring. He could see it at a glance and was not interested in anything.

One night she read a book and was deeply attracted by the story inside..."

She looked in from the crack of the door, and saw Jiang Miaomiao wearing a loose and soft white sweater sitting beside the crib in the warm sunshine.

The complexion was ruddy, the skin was smooth, and the white and tender hands patted the child's chest gently.

She laughed while telling the story, and the picture was beautiful like an illustration in a fairy tale book.

"...The little salted fish followed the school of fish back to the city, waiting and waiting in the small house, waiting and waiting, and finally waiting for the big salted fish to come back. They didn't want to work, but wanted to lie down like before, so they were in the city. I found a small nest outside and live there..."

Having said this, Jiang Miaomiao frowned, put his hand into the child's trousers, and his face changed suddenly.

"Okay, you bastard, let you not pull it when you pull it, you have to change into new clothes before you pull it. It smells so bad, why go out to see people?

She turned her head and shouted out the window: "Lu Qiming!"

Lu Qiming's busy response came downstairs.

"doing what?"

"Come on and change your son's pants, and they are pulling again! Today is the third one!"

The fantasy fairy tale turned into a joke, Yuan Mubing held back a smile, put the gift outside the door, and left quietly.

She wants to catch the plane in an hour and drives the car very fast.

When she drove two miles away, she looked back and saw that in the lush mountains, there were several beautiful small buildings.

There are fish ponds, vegetable fields, rice fields and orchards next to the building.

The cows and sheep graze on the slope, and the **** dog and the big white dog ran in the orchard with the half-sized milk dog.

A hen lays an egg, and the rattling sound can be heard far away.

Children who grow up here will be very happy, right?

Yuan Mubing retracted his gaze, his tight body became more relaxed, turned on the speaker, and hummed a song with a smile.

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The author has something to say: This article is all over, Sahua~~

I wanted to give Maomao a big name, but the name is really scrapped. It is hard to hear after thinking about it, o(╥﹏╥)o

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