Salted Fish’s Self-help Strategy

Some of the classmates who haven't met in ten years include those who are in business, those who are mixed civil servants, those who work part-time, and those who enter state-owned enterprises or even state-owned enterprises. Part-time job is not necessarily inferior to others, but those who enter the world's top 500 can stand at the top of the chain of contempt. More than half of them are already married, and some enter the grave of love as soon as they graduate, and even their children go to elementary school.

Chu Yuanxi entered the cafeteria and found that even people could not recognize them for a while. Many people looked familiar, but needed to compare with distant memories, because facial features changed greatly. He also specially found out the records of his classmates to review them last night, so as not to be unfamiliar, but it is as embarrassing as to call it wrong.

Especially because it is not a private room and there are ordinary guests inside, it is even more inconvenient to speak casually. This is the result of years of not participating in the organization and not being motivated.

Then it was even more embarrassing that no one recognized him for a while, thinking it was a normal guest who entered the meal.

The organizer of the party was a pretty good classmate named Han Bo, but he didn't take advantage of him in a five-star hotel restaurant.

Han Bo was a sports committee member in the class, and he could run and jump. Later, I heard that he played professional baseball on the baseball team in the Imperial Capital. However, this sport has no soil in China. The so-called "professional" is closer to the professional sports workers of the past. The team, I don’t know what happened later, anyway, it has suddenly developed in recent years.

This was what he found out last night from his classmates who had immigrated overseas on WeChat. It can be seen how difficult it is to attend a class reunion, and it is more tiring than making products.

But that’s the case with the classmates’ reunion. People who are salted fish lie flat and ridicule, because those who reach the pinnacle of life are responsible for organizing and paying for the money. They work hard just to pretend to be forced. What is unsatisfactory?

Chu Yuanxi came with the mentality of being a salted fish. As soon as she walked in and saw that no one knew him, she carefully looked for someone she could recognize? This look is okay. Although Fang Shiling hasn't come yet, he still recognizes two or three that have not changed so much. Especially the person who called to inform him was also the squad leader when he was in junior high school, named Yang Yan.

Why didn't Yang Yan change much? Because Yang Yan went to a stationery shop to buy stationery when he was in junior high school, the waiter asked him: "Is the husband buying stationery for your son?"

This story was played back repeatedly in the three years of junior high school. After more than ten years, Yang Yan hasn't changed at all except for two more decree lines, and his appearance gradually matches his age.

In addition, there is also Cai Li, the representative of the English class at the time. If she is dressed as a masked woman, her appearance will be relatively high. Unfortunately, she has an oversized nose, which reduces her appearance by 50 points. There is also a big white fat man named Liu Xu, who is easy to recognize with a kind face. He likes reading aloud and Lu Xun's articles most in junior high school. As we all know, it is not easy to recognize thin people when they become fat, but fat people...it is difficult to lose weight.

When Chu Yuanxi walked over, Yang Yan recognized him uncertainly: "Are you... Chu Yuanxi? Damn, you actually..."

"What am I? I haven't changed much."

"You don't have the insignificant temperament you used to be!" Yang Yan was relatively short, raised his hand and patted Chu Yuanxi's shoulder heavily, but the eyes of the few people next to him were either sympathetic or alienated. Chu Yuanxi could even hear a little whisper:

"Is this the Hydralisk of Chu Yuanxi?"

"It turned out to be ashamed of not attending class reunions for more than ten years."

"That is, it is estimated that the whole body is less than five hundred yuan, wearing leather sandals to attend the class reunion..."

"Don't tell me, I'm familiar with the pattern of his shirt recently, a popular style."

"Damn, will he sell it so badly and start collecting donations later? The sudden appearance of this Nima who hasn't appeared in ten years is probably not a good thing, or let's eat something and leave."

"I heard that there is a karaoke in Baiziwan."

Chu Yuanxi was very sorry, because he didn't recognize these few people, and he couldn't stop thinking about going back. The conscience of heaven and earth, this suit is definitely handy. He wears the "Truthless Times" cultural shirt, and it is a shirt that sells for more than 200. What do they think?

At this moment, a girl came over and took a close look at Chu Yuanxi. Chu Yuanxi was taken aback, "Are you... Dragonfly?"

The girl's name is He Ting, and she sat at the same table with Chu Yuanxi for a year in junior high school. Because of the combination of the brain gate + large spectacles, she got this very vivid nickname. But now they don’t. The princess cut covers her forehead, replaces big glasses with contact lenses, wears a black round-neck shirt + black slacks, and a pair of white short boots under her feet. She looks very elegant.

He Ting gave him a blank look: "Hydralisk, don't call me the nickname."

This ugly nickname has not been called for a long time. What was her relationship with Chu Yuanxi back then? Having colluded with the cheat sheet, as an alliance of interests, it was relatively ironic. I didn't expect Chu Yuanxi, who hadn't seen him for more than ten years, was still like that, as if time hadn't pulled out his barbs.

Chu Yuanxi's nickname is Hydralisk.

When he was in junior high school, it was during the time when StarCraft was popular all over the world. Chu Yuanxi actually preferred to use Humans when playing StarCraft. He first defended against the trivial and then gathered 200 people and went out with a wave of A, but he got the name Hydralisk because he liked it. Really. People who like to be more serious are easy to lift the bar, and the bar is very aggressive, while the Hydralisk in StarCraft attacks by spitting.

This nickname is very suitable even for girls who don’t play StarCraft. Wangwen Business, Hydralisk is just a snake with barbed spines, appropriate!

This nickname Chu Yuanxi liked it back then, so I switched to Zerg. However, the Zerg needs to move forward, be good at stealing chickens, need to expand quickly, and need to secretly occupy mines. In short, it is just one word—Hurry up!

This race had a great influence on Chu Yuanxi's thinking habits ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and even embarked on the road of entrepreneurship later, which had a lot to do with an accidental race change when playing games in junior high school. After many years, he gave up StarCraft, only to find that the habit cultivated by playing Zerg is particularly suitable for entrepreneurs, and playing Human is suitable for entering state-owned enterprises.

In short, the nickname of Hydralisk is a relatively comfortable memory. Chu Yuanxi still feels very warm. She just wanted to make a joke with He Ting, but He Ting's next sentence was: "How did you wear these sandals? Ten For many years, you have dressed like this when you show up without showing up. Do you want Boss Han to support you with a pair of shoes?"

"Boss Han, is Han Bo? He has a lot of shoes?"

Yang Yan was a little unhappy, and he could see that he was more taboo about this topic.

But He Ting didn't feel much. After all, the monitor in junior high school was really not a deterrent to an old woman who was nearly 30 years old. She and You Rongyan said, "Hey, you really don't know? Boss Han goes to college. I started reselling sports shoes, sold to college students, sold to sports teams, anyway. In our class, except Fang Shiling and Lao Ban, boss Han was worth tens of millions. Alas, if I was at the same table as boss Han, Great?"