Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 1, X

sunny

Whenever I see that guy, the same sentence will pop up in my heart: God has sent another mental retardation to test me.

Today is New Year's Day. It is reasonable to say that everyone will take this opportunity to relax, but this guy did the opposite. On New Year's Day, he came to my house and asked me to teach him Japanese.

The reason is simple. He hooked up with a cherry blossom girl some time ago. In order to better communicate with each other, he decided to learn Japanese.

At first glance, this matter seems to be no problem, but it can't stand careful consideration.

First, he hooked up with a cherry blossom girl, what does it have to do with me? (十▔絲▔), why should I sacrifice my precious vacation to teach him Japanese;

Second, learning any language is not a matter of overnight. Why does he have to learn on New Year's Day (￣_￣|||)? Wouldn’t it be good to wait for a while to register for a cram school by himself?

Third, since he can hook up with the cherry blossom girl, it proves that people can speak Chinese... Since he already has a language that can be used to communicate, why is it so difficult for him to OTZ

However, given that this guy has always been different from ordinary people's brain circuits... I decided to quietly swallow the words in my heart, and recommend him to watch the Japanese drama of Love Xiang or Gouliangxiang.

Anyway, this guy has always been doing things for three minutes. It is estimated that chasing two dramas will lose interest in learning Japanese, right?

Sure enough, after this guy listened to my advice, the first reaction was to question that I was troublesome and didn't want to teach him.

This guy's instinct is really keen, and he can see through my thoughts all at once.

Of course I will never admit this.

I found myself a good-sounding reason, and told him that watching Japanese dramas on romantic love and Gouliangxiang, not only can he learn the Japanese used by girls, but also the routines of girls.

If the girls happen to be chasing this drama, they might be able to use this as an opportunity to open the conversation and become friends who talk about everything.

This guy was fooled by me, excitedly began to search for Japanese dramas online.

But... there seems to be something wrong...

Does this guy have no internet at home? ! Why do you want to watch a drama in my house? !

It's really... super unpleasant! ! !

January 2, X

Cloudy weather

This guy actually watched a Japanese drama all night at my house last night.

He was still watching QUQ when I left for work in the morning

Um...the toilet paper all over the floor, I don't know if he is watching a love tragedy or a love action movie. (I hope it’s not the latter, if it’s the latter, I want to pry the floor for a new one)

Speaking of which, when I went out, I was very entangled in whether to lock the door or not.

According to past habits, I must lock the door, but after a long ideological struggle, I decided not to lock the door.

This guy stays at my house and doesn’t leave. He has to leave a way to survive so that he can open the door to pick up the takeaway...or else he will starve to death in my house when the time comes, and I will collect his body...

Now think about it, I was so kind in the morning OTZ

To treat this kind of guy, I should just throw him out! Instead of staying at home!

To be honest, when I came back, I saw the terrible situation at home, and almost suspected that it was not a person I left at home in the morning, but a Husky who only demolished the house!

I won’t talk about the **** all over the floor, the point is that he actually painted on my wall! !

When I was about to question him, the guy called by himself and asked if I was surprised when I saw his gift~ Was it unexpected~

That's right! ! The gift he said was the graffiti on the wall! !

The accident is really unexpected...As for the surprise...hehe, I want to catch him and beat him up and let him repaint the wall for me! !

This guy felt aggrieved after feeling my anger and told me that he learned this in Rimanli.

emmmmmm I just want to know what daily comics this mentally retarded is watching! I think I have watched a lot of fan dramas, and I have never seen such a showy operation!

Does it make sense for him to graffiti on the walls of other people's homes? !

Is this guy a sand sculpture? !