Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 30, X

sunny

When I was going out this morning, this guy disliked my soft hair and said that he didn't have the energy to look at it, and he wanted to help me fix my hair.

I think it is early to agree to his proposal.

I thought that this guy is also a person in the fashion circle no matter what, the hairstyle he got will not be too ugly, but it turns out that I still don't understand the aesthetics of the fashion circle.

QAQ agreed to get me a handsome haircut? !

When I first saw my hairstyle in the mirror, I thought it was a pineapple.

Is he deliberately punishing me? Or is it that his source of inspiration is pineapple?

I asked him to quickly get my hair back to its original state. There was no time to mess around with him early in the morning, and I had to rush to work.

But this guy told me that this hairstyle is very handsome! So handsome!

I'm not sure whether emmmmmm is handsome or not, but my mentality is really going to explode now.

I'm going to work with such a hairstyle, I'm sure to be ridiculed secretly by everyone QAQ

January 31, X

Weather haze

The Spring Festival is coming soon, Wu Yunfei said that he wanted to decorate his home, at least it looked a little festive.

I don't have any special thoughts. Anyway, I have to go back to my parents' house during the Spring Festival. No matter how beautifully decorated, the house here is empty.

"What if you have to be on duty during the Spring Festival? At least you can feel a little festive warmth when you come back." He laughed.

QAQ Okay, I do have to be on duty during the Spring Festival...

But under this circumstance, seeing the flourishing decorations in the house makes my heart even more desolate, right? !

People all over the country are celebrating the Spring Festival, but I am the only one who is working hard to work overtime o(TヘTo)

This guy looked melancholy when he saw me, and smiled and said he could come with me, lest I be too lonely.

Ha ha, am I the kind of person who makes me feel lonely?

Is the animation not good-looking or the game not fun! Will I be reduced to needing his company?

And even if I really want him to accompany this guy, I don’t think I can spare time. I finally go back once during the Chinese New Year. My family must have arranged various blind dates for him.

He can't see the girls yet, how can he have time to accompany my hard-working social animal?

Thinking that this guy will soon leave the ranks of single dogs, I feel inexplicably melancholy.

I don't know why, but I secretly hope that he will never find a suitable one.

Alas...Sure enough, I have been single for too long, and my heart has become gloomy.

This guy will be 30 years old on his birthday, I should wish him an early date of finding true love, right? But having said that, he is such a sand sculpture, and the people he admired are unlucky enough →_→

February 1, X

Weather haze

When I went home today, Wu Yunfei had already arranged the room. Not only did the door have the word "Fu" and Spring Festival couplets on the door, there was also a sea of ​​red in the house.

Seriously, if I didn't know that the Chinese New Year was approaching, I thought this guy was helping me decorate my new house.

"How do you feel?" he asked excitedly.

To be honest, it's not very good (T▽Ｔ) This design level is almost equal to my "Pain House"!

I seriously doubt what the people who bought his designs think.

Can this guy design high-end fashion things? I think it's the earthy trend at best!

"Don't you like it?" His expression seemed disappointed.

I didn't want to make him feel bad for the Chinese New Year, so I reluctantly nodded and said, "Very good."

Alas...Anyway, I won’t stay here for a few days during the New Year, so Shinobu passed away.

"Is it just good?" He didn't seem to be satisfied with my perfunctory evaluation.

"It's pretty good already. I rarely give people such a high evaluation." I said while loosening my tie.

This is really not a lie. I am notoriously strict in the company, and I will follow up and check many projects in the end.

Normally, my "not bad" is equivalent to someone else's "very good", and "average" is equivalent to someone else's "good"... It's not that I want to be so strict, mainly because they have too many problems here, and my overtime is just Will extend OTZ indefinitely

"It's really hard to be your employee." He curled his lips and said, "If it were me, I would give the employees who made this design a perfect!"

"That's perfect? ​​Your request is really low." I joked.

"It's because you are asking too much. The Spring Festival itself is a festival full of earthy flavors. If you make it too tall, you won't meet the scene." He said solemnly.

Well, I can't talk about this kind of thing, he just thinks it looks good.

After dinner, I went back to the bedroom, planning to turn on the computer and take a look at the emails I received during the day.

However, as soon as I opened the door, I saw a big box on the bed. The packaging looked as earthy as the decoration outside.

Obviously, this thing was placed here by Wu Yunfei.

I asked him to take things away, but he said it was a New Year gift for me.

I was a little curious, but I didn't expect it.

The packaging is so ugly, there will definitely not be anything tall inside.

Sure enough, when I opened the package, I saw a red Qiu Yi long trousers.

I don't know what my expression is, but when the guy saw my expression, he leaned forward and closed with a smile, and he was almost out of breath.

"This year is not my birth year. Why are you giving me this thing?" I asked, holding the red autumn clothes.

I tried to make my expression look serious and let this guy understand that I was in a bad mood to receive this kind of gift.

"I bought you an outfit last year, but I forgot to buy autumn clothes and long trousers. I just made up for you this year." He smiled, "Don't worry, you can wear it inside, no one can see it anyway."

"What if someone saw it?" I subconsciously said.

He was obviously taken aback, and after a long while, he smiled and said, "So you have a hobby of taking off your clothes to show others the red autumn clothes! Don't take this shameful hobby out. It's the same if you take it off at home and show it to me. ."

Who has the hobby of showing others the red autumn clothes (╬▔ware▔) I am afraid that if someone accidentally let others see the edges of the clothes, it may cause unnecessary misunderstandings!

"That's great, you're already an old man, and others thought you were a twenty-four-year-old little fresh meat." He shrugged, arguing.

→_→I'm just twenty-five years old this year, why am I an old man?

In comparison, he should be called an old man if he will be 30 on his birthday!

Happy...

February 2, X

Weather haze

Today is Saturday, and many employees who live in other places have gone home early, and the entire company appears empty.

Looking at the report in my hand, I couldn't calm down and work anyway, so I took out my phone and started chatting with Sha Diao.

At this moment, my father came to check QAQ

I swear, I really worked hard all day and just started playing on my mobile phone!

However, in the eyes of parents, if you are playing on your phone when they come to you, it will prove that you have not done business all day. Even if you are working hard (work or study) when they come to you, they will think You just started to pretend after hearing their footsteps.

I silently put down the phone, and asked him calmly what he wanted to do with me.

Don't take a deep look at my phone, tell me not to pretend to be busy, and talk to him for a while.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Am I pretending to be busy? I am really busy!

It's just that these two days are about to celebrate the holidays, so I'm a little more relaxed!

However, I just murmured in my heart. After hearing the call of my father, I immediately stood next to him obediently.

"Sit down." He glanced at me and said, "You are so tall now, do you want me to look up at you?"

My father gave a seat, how dare I not sit?

However, before I could sit down, my father's words made me almost sit on the ground.

"Did you chat with your girlfriend just now? When will you bring it home to meet us?" he asked.

QUQ Which eye does he tell that I have a girlfriend? !

Every day I sleep later than the dog and wake up earlier than the chicken. How can I have time to date a girl?

Are you dating a little fairy in your dream? !

Thinking of the little fairy, I suddenly thought of the heavenly girl of the sand sculpture again, and couldn't help but smile.

However, in the eyes of my father, my laughter is a stone hammer for falling in love.

"You don't need to be too nervous, no matter what her background, as long as she is a serious girl, there is no problem if you like her again." He paused and said.

I hurried to clarify that I was not in a relationship. I have been living with Wu Yunfei for this period of time, and I was also sending messages to him just now.

"Really?" Father asked.

He seemed to believe that I moved out for the sake of Jinwu Cangjiao, and he did not believe that I lived with Wu Yunfei.

"Really!" I said, "If you don't believe me, I will video call Wu Yunfei now."

She saw that my expression did not seem to be fake, she sighed with emotion, and said: "You two brothers are not in a hurry, do you want to be a bachelor like this for a lifetime?"

QAQ I don't want to be a bachelor at all, but my father also wants to give me time to fall in love!

I euphemistically expressed my desire for vacation, but my father said that I couldn't even find a female ticket, and vacation was a waste of time, so it is better to concentrate on getting the job done.

(T▽Ｔ) Does a single dog have no right to leave? He is squeezing! It's exploitation!

And he underestimated the charm of his son too much, right? As long as I have enough time, I can talk about a girlfriend in minutes.

Speaking of which, when I go to a cocktail party on weekdays, everyone else has a female companion. I am the only one, and I am ridiculed by my father. QAQ always asks me why I have moved out from home, why I still don’t have a girlfriend.

emmmmmm I did not move out for the convenience of rolling the sheets with my sister, I did it for some personal space!

If he asks me again next time, I'll let that guy Wu Yunfei pretend to be my female companion by disguising himself as a woman.