Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 6, X

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Sometimes I'm really curious about how the guys who analyze other people online all day exist in real life.

Is there nothing more important they can do?

Obviously I have clarified that all this is a misunderstanding, but they still made up an epic love story, and went to Wu Yunfei's Weibo to verify.

Love triangle is a false proposition from the beginning, which means that all assumptions made based on this proposition are wrong.

I have nothing to do with Wen Miao, and Wu Yunfei has nothing to do with her.

Why are there so many people cheating on their CP?

I suddenly had the illusion that I was NTR, but I couldn't do anything about it.

I can clarify for myself, but I cannot clarify for Wu Yunfei.

When will this guy make a statement?

I have been secretly poking and looking forward to it, but until this guy came to pick me up, I didn't see his statement.

QAQ Does he actually like that little girl in his heart?

I always feel that my acting skills are pretty good. Although I can't do it in a moody manner, I still have no problem pretending to be facial paralysis.

However, this guy just glanced at me, and immediately saw that I was in a bad mood.

"Didn't work go well today?" he asked.

"It's fine." I said.

The company’s work task I have completed very smoothly, but the work of clarifying the scandal seems to be more difficult than imagined.

The imagination of netizens is too rich, but I can’t hold them accountable, so I can only guide them bit by bit... Just thinking about it makes me feel troublesome!

"What do you want to eat?" Wu Yunfei asked, "In order to soothe your wounded heart, I'm here to treat you today."

I didn't want to eat anything, I just wanted to go home and hold the cat, but he said that I had to eat dinner.

"People are iron, and rice is steel. You didn't have a good breakfast, and lunch is 80% foolish. If you don't eat dinner anymore, are you going to be immortal?" he said.

"My breakfast and lunch are delicious." I said.

I don't know why, as long as this guy didn't watch me eat, he would believe that I didn't eat well. Even if I showed him some takeaway tickets, he still believed in his own ideas.

"Well, you cook for me when you get home." I said, "I haven't eaten your cooking for nearly 20 years."

"Have I cooked for you?" He didn't seem to remember the incident anymore.

At that time, he was still a primary school student, and once their labor class task was to go home and cook a meal.

This guy is real. He didn't let him go to the kitchen to make trouble at home, so he ran to my kitchen to make trouble. Because there was no one to guide him, the kitchen was filled with smoke, and the final dishes were like coke.

Generally speaking, the food was uneatable at first sight, but he lied to me that it was delicious and he just gave me a bite.

Since the day of the fight, I realized that cooking is a basic skill necessary in life, at least I can save myself in time when he becomes a demon next time.

It's strange to say that I vowed long ago to never eat the food that this guy cooks again, but now, out of a certain jealousy, I suddenly want this guy to cook for me.

He only made one dress for me, but he made several beautiful little skirts for Wen Miao.

Although it was because of the competition, it was really unpleasant!

Some people on the Internet say that Wu Yunfei's clothing design for Wen Miao is full of love, which is why it looks so good.

It looks good. I admit it, but where is the love?

Sorry, I really didn't see it at all!

"Anyway, I can only cook instant noodles. You don't want to dislike it." He said.

"Don't dislike it," I said.

"Well, I'm relieved with your words. Brother, I will cook you a big meal today." He laughed, "Broiled beef, fresh shrimp fish plate, chicken stewed with mushrooms or spicy beef? Order whatever you want, you are welcome !"

I thought about it and chose the most traditional braised beef noodle.

I haven't eaten this kind of food for a long time.

But having said that, I thought he would start a fire when he said he was going to cook for me. I didn’t expect him to buy instant noodles and mineral water in a bucket. Pour the ingredients and cold water directly into the bucket and put it in the microwave. Two turns.

There is actually this kind of operation? !

"Learn a little. This is called life experience." He said, "I used to do this when I didn't have money to eat."

"When you still have no money to eat?" I was a little surprised.

In my opinion, this guy has never been short of money, even if he had a fight with the family some time ago, he was eating and drinking with me, and he would definitely not have enough money to eat.

"Tsk, when I was young, I had many friends. This person borrowed a little to help the emergency, and that person borrowed a little to turn around. I am embarrassed not to borrow." He said.

"What kind of friend is this kind of person?" I dissatisfied, "I never asked you to borrow money."

"So you are different from them." He smiled. "That's a friendship that depends on borrowing money. You can borrow money."

"Is it just friendship?" I looked at him with bright eyes, eyes full of expectation.

"Eat your noodles." He said.

He seems a little shy, I think he should like me too.

But why is he not willing to admit it?

The instant noodles made by the microwave oven's instant cooking method didn't taste very good, but I was so satisfying when I ate it, and even drank the soup. Wu Yunfei was dumbfounded.

"Is the braised beef noodle so delicious?" he asked.

"It's delicious, after all, you made instant noodles for me personally." I said.

"You are so easy to be satisfied, it makes me a little bit intolerable." He said, "Next time I have a chance, I will open fire and cook instant noodles for you."

Seeing his seriousness, I thought he was going to make something delicious, but it was still instant noodles...

"No way, who told me to only cook instant noodles." He said, "Or else you make time to teach me to cook?"

Although my cooking skills are not superb, I still responded happily.

When I was playing games before, I really liked the interactive part in the kitchen. I always felt that no matter what type of girl was in that scene, I could be full of femininity.

Wu Yunfei is not a girl, but the way he wears his apron should also be cute, right?

"How do I feel that you are thinking about something indescribable?" He glanced at me and said, "The smile is getting perverted."

"No." I hurriedly denied.

"Don't expect me to make a meal and wait for you to go home like a character in a Japanese TV drama. Once or twice, it's okay. I can't stand cooking every day," he said.

"I can't stand you cooking every day." I said sincerely.

Whether it's burnt stir-fried dishes or raw instant noodles, eating it once in a while is called "sexy". Eating it like this every day is self-abuse.

After dinner, we each went back to our room.

It is strange to say that I had insomnia at night when Wu Yunfei just moved out, but now I still can't sleep when he comes back.

But this time, to a large extent, I deliberately didn't let myself sleep.

It will be Monday soon, and he will go back to that place to record the show...

QAQ I can't bear to leave him!

Perhaps it was my wish, and at this moment the assistant sent me a text message.

It turned out that something happened suddenly on the side of the program group, and the previously scheduled guests could not be there on time, and asked if I could go to the rescue tomorrow.

Of course I am willing to go!

However, out of a sense of responsibility, I still asked if this would affect the original work arrangement.

"There will definitely be more or less influence, but it can be coordinated." The assistant said, "Monday's challenge seems to be very interesting, I think you should like it."

This is strange, the assistant who has always been workaholic actually tricks me into skipping work to watch the excitement?

I began to look forward to the next day of the challenge.

But Wu Yunfei didn't seem to be so expectant. According to his words, since someone called me to watch the excitement, they would definitely be miserable this time.

From a certain angle, the truth is exactly as he expected.

The theme this time is "Fairy Tale World", and each of them is required to pretend to be a role in a fairy tale and go to the amusement park to complete designated tasks.

This is nothing at all, but the point is that most of the fairy tale characters are female characters, which means that Wu Yunfei has a very high probability of winning women's clothing!

I personally prefer Little Red Riding Hood, but when the lottery was drawn, Little Red Riding Hood was taken away by a big five and three rough uncle.

Seeing his dazed and bewildered expression, I almost laughed out loud.

I don’t know who thought of this plan, it’s a genius!

Finally, I got Wu Yunfei's name.

There are three remaining characters, namely "Peter Pan", "Frog Prince" and "Alice".

Wu Yunfei looked at me expectantly, and then I drew him an "Alice".

After the lottery is over, they have ten minutes of preparation time to change their clothes, and then take the bus to the nearest amusement park. After going there, the professional makeup team will apply makeup to each person according to the characteristics of each person's clothes.

"You are too lucky!" He looked at the props in his hand with an expression of impossibility, "Choose one of three, you can win a small probability..."

"This dress suits you well." I said, "Why don't you try it first? After all, it only has ten minutes..."

Hearing what I said, he sighed and took his clothes into the bathroom.

"It's not easy to make money." I heard him mutter softly.

The sound of Xixi Suosuo changing clothes sounded in the bathroom. I don't know why, I suddenly felt a little rapid heartbeat.

To prevent myself from acting like a pervert, I plugged in the headphones and listened to the music.

"Ayao." I seem to hear him call me.

"Um?"

"Come here and help me." He said, "Zip it behind my back, I can't pull it by myself."

Is it such a miraculous unfolding?

If it wasn't that I happened to come with him, would he ask someone to help him pull the lock?

I suddenly felt that skipping work to record the show was the right decision.

Wu Yunfei was already white, but Alice's clothes were still light blue, which made his skin whiter.

I subconsciously touched it with my hand, and he immediately slapped his spirit, and his body appeared faintly blush.

"Hurry up and help! I, I'm in a hurry!" He stammered, "Blindly touch the wool!"

He is wearing Alice's clothes, but the line is a bit like Mr. Rabbit.

Holding a small pocket watch in his hand, he kept muttering "I'm going to be late" and "I'm going to be late."

Having said that, although this guy is a slim figure among men, this is a women's clothing after all, and it took some effort to wear it.

Fortunately, the final effect is not bad, wearing a wig is just like a girl.

"Fuck! Is the skirt so short?" Wu Yunfei said, pulling at his little skirt, "It's so light and insecure!"

"Don't you have white stockings in this dress? Would it be better to put on socks?" I suggested.

"It's already full of lust! Putting on socks is simply a shame!"

To be honest, Wu Yunfei's legs are very good-looking, even if he doesn't wear stockings, he won't have a strong sense of contradiction.

But the program team didn’t prepare him for anything like leggings. If he really didn’t wear white stockings, he would see the underwear directly if he ran out...

"You shut up!"

He blushed too hard, just like drinking a whole can of "FourLoko".

The challenge seems to be very interesting, I think you should like it. "

This is strange, the assistant who has always been workaholic actually tricks me into skipping work to watch the excitement?

I began to look forward to the next day of the challenge.

But Wu Yunfei didn't seem to be so expectant. According to his words, since someone called me to watch the excitement, they would definitely be miserable this time.

From a certain angle, the truth is exactly as he expected.

The theme this time is "Fairy Tale World", and each of them is required to pretend to be a role in a fairy tale and go to the amusement park to complete designated tasks.

This is nothing at all, but the point is that most of the fairy tale characters are female characters, which means that Wu Yunfei has a very high probability of winning women's clothing!

I personally prefer Little Red Riding Hood, but when the lottery was drawn, Little Red Riding Hood was taken away by a big five and three rough uncle.

Seeing his dazed and bewildered expression, I almost laughed out loud.

I don’t know who thought of this plan, it’s a genius!

Finally, I got Wu Yunfei's name.

There are three remaining characters, namely "Peter Pan", "Frog Prince" and "Alice".

Wu Yunfei looked at me expectantly, and then I drew him an "Alice".

After the lottery is over, they have ten minutes of preparation time to change their clothes, and then take the bus to the nearest amusement park. After going there, the professional makeup team will apply makeup to each person according to the characteristics of each person's clothes.

"You are too lucky!" He looked at the props in his hand with an expression of impossibility, "Choose one of three, you can win a small probability..."

"This dress suits you well." I said, "Why don't you try it first? After all, it only has ten minutes..."

Hearing what I said, he sighed and took his clothes into the bathroom.

"It's not easy to make money." I heard him mutter softly.

The sound of Xixi Suosuo changing clothes sounded in the bathroom. I don't know why, I suddenly felt a little rapid heartbeat.

To prevent myself from acting like a pervert, I plugged in the headphones and listened to the music.

"Ayao." I seem to hear him call me.

"Um?"

"Come here and help me." He said, "Zip it behind my back, I can't pull it by myself."

Is it such a miraculous unfolding?

If it wasn't that I happened to come with him, would he ask someone to help him pull the lock?

I suddenly felt that skipping work to record the show was the right decision.

Wu Yunfei was already white, but Alice's clothes were still light blue, which made his skin whiter.

I subconsciously touched it with my hand, and he immediately slapped his spirit, and his body appeared faintly blush.

"Hurry up and help! I, I'm in a hurry!" He stammered, "Blindly touch the wool!"

He is wearing Alice's clothes, but the line is a bit like Mr. Rabbit.

Holding a small pocket watch in his hand, he kept muttering "I'm going to be late" and "I'm going to be late."

Having said that, although this guy is a slim figure among men, this is a women's clothing after all, and it took some effort to wear it.

Fortunately, the final effect is not bad, wearing a wig is just like a girl.

"Fuck! Is the skirt so short?" Wu Yunfei said, pulling at his little skirt, "It's so light and insecure!"

"Don't you have white stockings in this dress? Would it be better to put on socks?" I suggested.

"It's already full of lust! Putting on socks is simply a shame!"

To be honest, Wu Yunfei's legs are very good-looking, even if he doesn't wear stockings, he won't have a strong sense of contradiction.

But the program team didn’t prepare him for anything like leggings. If he really didn’t wear white stockings, he would see the underwear directly if he ran out...

"You shut up!"

He blushed too hard, just like drinking a whole can of "FourLoko".