Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

Meow Mi? !

Today, the king just slept for a while, my family shoveling **** has evolved into another creature, and it seems to be twice as large as before!

In order not to be looked down upon by him, I also erected the hair on my body, which was exactly twice the size of the original.

"Fuck?! What the **** did you make me look like? Why did the Yuan Chew Beast see me blow up?" The **** shoveler said as he walked towards the mirror.

Doesn't he know that he has transformed?

Suddenly I was a little pitiful shoveling shit.

With so much paint on his face and a mess of things on his body, it must be very uncomfortable.

One of my brothers who wandered together before was sprayed with paint and died of depression.

Who did such an unreasonable thing to shovel my shit? !

I looked around, and there were only two people in the house: one was shoveling shit, and the other was his wife.

Looking at his wife who was shoveling **** with a suffocated smile, I seriously suspect that he did this!

This guy used to bully me when he was not at home.

Hum╬▔ware▔He must be coveting my beautiful fur, otherwise, why does he always touch me?

Although the shoveling body does not have the soft and beautiful fur of mine, this guy often touches him, the same way he touches me!

Shameless! Nasty!

Facing his wife who was shoveling shit, I arched my back and assumed an attacking posture.

I'll guard the **** shovel, even if you are his wife, you can't bully him!

"What are you doing to me? You don't recognize me?"

He tried to pick me up, but was swiftly avoided by my flexible walking position.

Even if this guy turns to ashes, I know him!

He put me in a plastic bag and hung up! He also hid my canned cat and tried to hit me!

Doesn't it mean he doesn't want to pile things on the ground?

What happened to me peeing on it?

"Maybe you haven't come back for a long time, it didn't react at once." Shoveling **** squatted down and touched my head.

The hands shoveling **** are hot, and I love being touched by him.

Just when I wanted to express my gratitude and rubbed him, his wife suddenly hugged me away.

"This little guy's claws are too sharp and will scratch the clothes." He squeezed my paws as he said.

I wanted to struggle, but I was caught on the back of my fate's neck, and the whole cat froze in place and couldn't move.

Shovel shit, come and save me!

I meowed at him a few times, but he didn't hear it.

"It seems that I have never cut its claws before." He responded, "Essential Devouring Beast is still pretty good, except for having trouble with the sofa, it hasn't scratched it anywhere."

Yes! I'm super good! Why confiscate this king's weapon? !

I've gotten a lot bigger recently. His wife must be afraid that I won't be able to beat me heads-up, so she cut my nails.

Shovel shit! You must not be fooled!

This king still uses this claw to protect our country and society!

"Look, it keeps calling, and at first glance, it just doesn't want you to cut your nails."

The smooth get of shoveling **** got what I meant and prevented his wife's brutal behavior.

"You always want to hold it, what if your paw accidentally hooks the clothes?" His wife didn't seem to give up the idea of ​​cutting my nails.

Meow, do I have a grudge against him? He actually used my claws for a few pieces of torn clothes!

If I hadn't assisted him before, could he and the **** shoveler be together so smoothly?

Really cross the river and demolish the bridge, I will revenge QAQ

I felt him relax a little, so I struggled physically and jumped to the ground in a graceful posture.

I cocked my tail triumphantly, waiting to praise me by shoveling shit, but he only cared about whether I accidentally scratched his wife just now.

If you have a daughter-in-law, you forgot to share the joys and sorrows!

Want to accompany him through the lonely night after another?

it's me!

Who put down his dignity when he was upset and acted like a baby to make him happy?

still me!

I was unwilling to be ignored by them, meowing and spinning around in circles.

"What's the matter?" asked shoveling shit, "hungry?"

"You can't always feed it, otherwise it will be too fat to cut eggs." His wife said.

I don't know what it means to cut eggs, but seeing their two gloating expressions, I inexplicably feel that the chrysanthemums are tight and cold.

"Meow~"

I decided to use my own assassin-selling cute Dafa.

The **** shoveler especially eats my set. Every time I act like a baby, he will stop his work and play with me.

"It's so cute," shoveled shit, "Or let it be the flower girl at the wedding."

Meow meow meow? What the **** is the flower girl? Can you eat it?

"I think it's a good idea." He nodded and said, "I'm just afraid that the little guy will be afraid of life..."

"You can let Wen Miao hold it and be a flower girl together." Said the shoveling man, "a man and a woman, just right."

"That's how you arranged Wen Miao's position? Does she know that she is a flower girl?"

"She asked for it herself."

"Isn't she asking for a bridesmaid?"

I didn't quite understand their conversation, but shoveling **** suddenly got close, kissed his wife, and whispered: "You can only have me by your side that day."

In this way, I was ignored by the two of them gorgeously.

The two of them whispered a few words, and then the **** shoveler picked up his wife and entered the house.

It looks like they are going to have another "war" on the bed.

Alas... I don’t know when I will meet my dream cat QAQ

I sat on the window sill, looking at the bright sky blankly, and begged God to give me a female ticket.

Perhaps it was my sincerity that moved God, and the next day the shoveler and his wife took me to a strange place.

It was a beautiful young lady who opened the door, but this is not the point!

The point is that I smelled other cats in her house!

Does she also keep cats?

I lay down in the cage and looked at the surrounding environment, a little afraid to step out of the cage.

"The little guy seems to be a little scared." The young lady stretched out her hand and touched my chin as she said.

I narrowed my eyes comfortably and snore quietly.

"It didn't even scratch you." His wife who was shoveling **** seemed to be very surprised. "When I touch it, the little things give me claws, and my temper is super violent."

"Cats are different from dogs. In most places, they don't like being touched." Miss sister explained, "However, places like the top of the head, chin, and cheeks that they can't touch are still very fond of being touched. If you feel comfortable, you will make this snoring sound."

It seems that Miss Sister understands very well! Much better than the two idiots in my family.

At this moment, I heard a faint meow, which made my body feel crisp.

This is the legendary goddess voice!

"Meow~" I tried to respond.

After a long while, I saw a graceful figure greeted my eyes.

It has blue eyes like a clear sky, and the hair on its body is long and soft, and looks very fluffy, like a little fairy.

I always felt that I was a good-looking person in the cat industry, but I didn't expect to see it now that I felt ashamed.

How could there be such a beautiful cat in the world?

"You actually have a puppet cat?" The shoveler seemed to be surprised. "This kind of cat is said to be very difficult to take care of. Do you have time to take care of it all day by running around the announcement?"

"I specially asked someone to take care of it." The young lady said, picking up my goddess and putting it on the table.

Looking closer, I feel it is more beautiful, every hair is so soft and smooth.

I can even smell the faint body fragrance wafting from it.

"What's your cat's name?" asked his wife who was shoveling shit.

"Simba." Little sister said.

Simba~￣▽￣~What a nice name~

I leaned over and asked the goddess' ass, but it quickly avoided, with an expression of disgust.

"Simba, be kind to the newcomer." The young lady said, "Essence Devourer will live with us during this time."

What does it mean to live together? Do you want me to shovel shit?

I looked at him pitifully, hoping he could give me a reasonable explanation.

"Hey, there are so many things to prepare during this time. The house is messy like a warehouse." Shit shoveling explained, "I will pick you up when I'm done for a while."

"At that time, it doesn't matter if people are willing to go home with you." His wife who shoveled **** quipped, "You see it almost glues its eyes to other female cats."

After a pause, he said again: "Do you think you can be a little off? Seeing a little female cat is like a moron..."

I don’t blame my poor concentration, but the goddess’ charm.

I walked out of the cage and gently touched the goddess with my nose.

Although the goddess was still too disgusted, but this time she did not avoid it.

"Speaking of the bitter beast, is it a boy or a girl?" the young lady asked.

"Boy." Replied shoveling shit.

"What a coincidence, my Simba is also a boy." The young lady smiled very happily, but my heart suddenly cooled.

My goddess is a boy? !

Has the goddess turned into a male god? !

"Let's go, little brother." The "goddess" shook its big fluffy tail and said, "Brother will show you around."

Feeling that my heart was breaking, I walked behind the "goddess" and observed it carefully.

It has no balls! How could it be a boy? !

"Goddess" heard my question, her expression was a little sad.

"Someday you will experience these too." It said, "Treasure your balls."

What does it mean?

"I have what you have before, and you will experience what I have experienced someday." It said, "It may be a little uncomfortable at the beginning, but soon you will find that it's nice to have no eggs. "

I asked him where he went, and he told me it was stolen by shoveling shit.

The **** shoveler steals this kind of thing? !

But the girl who shovels **** is a girl, she doesn't have any **** of her own, so she wants to steal Meow's balls.

Both my **** shoveler and his wife have scumbags. They will definitely not **** my scumbag!

It should be...no?