Saving Uchiha starts by flipping the table

Arriving at the Yamanaka tribe, Shikaku patted the door of the Ino family hard:

"Haiyi, get up!!!"

Yamazaka Hai, who was dreaming while holding his wife in his arms, woke up in an instant.

"Shikaku?"

Did something big happen in the village?

In shock, Haiyi threw his wife away, grabbed the clothes lying aside, and rushed out of the bedroom.

"???"

Haiyi's wife, who was almost thrown out of bed, sat up in confusion.

Quickly opening the door, Shanzhong Hai was ready to walk outside as soon as he got dressed, and he didn't forget to ask:

"What big thing happened in the village? Could it be that the situation on the front line is unfavorable?"

He picked up one leg of his trousers and took two steps, only to find that Lu Jiu had not followed him.

Haiyi turned around in confusion and found Shikaku standing at the door of his house, staring at him in shock.

At this time, Haiyi had put on pants on one foot, and the other leg of the pants was still in his hand. He was only wearing underwear. His jacket and jounin vest were hung randomly on his shoulders, and he hadn't had time to put them on yet.

It was obvious that he was really anxious.

"Any questions?"

Hai looked around and realized that he hadn't even put on his pants yet. No wonder his balls felt cool.

I didn't put on my pants most of the night, so it was strange that my balls weren't cold.

The expression on Lujiu's face began to change, as if he was enduring something. After enduring it again and again, he finally couldn't hold it back. He held one hand on the wall and covered his stomach with the other and laughed.

"You, do you want to make me laugh to death? Is your butt cold? Hahaha, you made me laugh to death."

"...."

Haiyi's face quickly turned red, and his nostrils began to breathe heavily.

"No, no, no, brother, if you have something to say, please say it, don't do anything, oh, don't slap me in the face!!"

"Damn it, are you really hitting me?"

"I fought back."

Are you two sick? !

They were fighting at the door with no clothes on in the middle of the night!

Haiyi's wife looked at her husband with a bruised nose and face speechlessly, and then looked at Shikaku who was sitting aside rubbing his face and taking in the cold air. She really didn't know what to say.

"Asshole, you are really cruel!!"

Shikaku's eyes widened.

Hai Yi held his hands together and snorted coldly:

"Who asked you to come to my house in the middle of the night to tease me, causing me to run outside naked? Fortunately, it was the middle of the night and no one saw it. Who else would I beat you if I didn't?"

"You guy."

Shikaku suddenly felt his blood pressure soaring. With one hand on the back of his head, he pointed at Haiyi and cursed angrily:

"You still have the nerve to hit me. If it weren't for Ino, I would have been scolded by Assistant-sama?"

"Does this have anything to do with Ino?"

Haiyi frowned and hissed, it really hurt.

"what is the relationship?"

Lu Jiu rubbed his face and said angrily:

"That girl of yours has already started thinking about others day and night."

"???"

Haiyi's face was full of questions, is this it?

His daughter has always liked Sasuke, and Haiichi knows it.

He didn't stop his daughter because of this. Since his daughter liked it, he could just go with her. It would be difficult for her and Sasuke to get together anyway.

Some things need to be experienced by children before they can grow.

Compared to ordinary parents, Yamanaka Haiichi is considered a more open-minded type.

After picking up the teacup on the table and taking a sip of hot tea, Haiyi said nonchalantly:

"I know everything about this child. She has liked Sasuke since she was a child. As an experienced person, I can't stop her, right?"

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"...."

It would be easier if your daughter liked Sasuke.

Shikaku rolled his eyes.

"Sasuke? Who is Sasuke?"

The person your daughter is talking about now is our assistant.

The boy Shikamaru wrote back and said that Ino's state was very wrong. I just asked the assistant about this matter, and he got scolded by the assistant. It's better for you, just because I laughed a few times, he turned against me and beat me. . "

"Wait, please stop and let me slow down..."

Haiyi felt a little pain in his head.

Isn't the person my daughter likes Sasuke?

When did you become an assistant?

"Hiss~~~"

Haiyi suddenly took a breath of cold air and muttered to himself:

"Ino, this girl is pretty good. She finally realized that Sasuke was just a useless kid, and turned around and fell in love with Mr. Assistant. With her eyes...she is indeed my daughter."

"Pfft~~~~"

Shikaku sprayed directly. Fortunately, the spray was tea instead of blood. He was completely stunned by Haiyi's words.

Compared with Sasuke and Hiko, although Sasuke does look down on him, as a father, don't you think it's wrong to say this?

I am the only one who has to worry about my feelings.

"Fuck you uncle."

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Shikaku couldn't help but give Haiyi a kick, then turned around and ran away.

The sound of clattering furniture was heard, and soon the roar of Yamanaka Haiichi was heard:

"Nara Shikaku!!"

"This bastard, I was just joking, what does it matter to him?"

Haiyi held his waist and cursed.

As a father, he must be worried about his daughter's changes. He is not the kind of person who is short-sighted.

In the end, it was just a joke following the topic. I didn't expect Shikaku's reaction to be so big. He kicked him straight up and put it on his waist.

"Yamanaka Haiichi, are you planning to demolish your home in the middle of the night? Do you want me to borrow the Inuzuka clan's dog to help you?"

"Honey, please listen to my explanation. It was that bastard Shikaku. He flew up and kicked me, and these furniture were broken. I have no intention of demolishing the house."

"You have to believe me and don't slap me in the face, ow!!!"

The next day, in the Hokage's office, Yan looked at the two people with bruises and swollen faces with strange eyes.

"You two were drunk and went out to fight in the middle of the night?"

Neither Yamanaka Haiichi nor Nara Shikaku are the kind of people who are easily impulsive.

But these two calm, highly intelligent guys appeared in the Hokage's office together. Both of them looked the same, with bruises on their faces. Yamanaka Haiichi's injury looked more serious.

After all, I have to hold my waist while walking.

It's all your fault!

Haiyi glared at Shikaku, who turned his head to the side and ignored it decisively.

"Assistant sir, I have packed everything you need..."

Quan ran in with a bag. When she saw Shikaku and Haiichi, she was so shocked that the bag in her hand fell to the ground.

"Two adults, you..."

"Ahem, I accidentally fell down last night."

Haiyi coughed and explained: "It fell quite hard, even a lot of furniture was damaged."

"...."

Shikaku also started coughing:

"I also fell down and broke the coffee table at home. My wife scolded me a few times."