Saving Uchiha starts with flipping the table

"Can I come back if I don't solve it?

You really don't think that I, Tsunade, am a person who does things without thinking, right?

If I couldn't suppress it, I wouldn't have left the village casually."

"Hey, running away from the village, I didn't expect that I, Tsunade, would have such a day."

Tsunade said self-deprecatingly.

After making tea and putting the teacup on the table, Yan said unhappily:

"Don't come on, you three ninjas are all the same, no one is better than the other, and Orochimaru will never return on the road of research.

You, Tsunade, are not known as the big fat sheep in the ninja world for nothing.

Not to mention Jiraiya, if I hadn't defeated him a few years ago, who knows where this slut would still be hiding to peek at others taking a bath."

"You three have ruined your reputations a long time ago, don't always feel wronged."

"........"

Listen, is this what a human says?

"Don't compare me with those two bastards. I haven't done anything immoral except being a fat sheep."

Yan said she was wronged, she admitted it, after all, she was pretending to be pitiful, so that Yan wouldn't really hold on to the fact that she ran away from the village.

But she, Tsunade, would never compare herself with Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

Orochimaru is needless to say, let alone immoral things. This guy is black-hearted when cut open, and there is no way to wash it clean. Tsunade doesn't have the ability to compare with Orochimaru.

Not to mention Jiraiya, although he is not black-hearted, he has done a lot of immoral things, and she, Tsunade, has never done these things.

So, compared with Jiraiya and Orochimaru, she, Tsunade, is a completely good person.

"What other immoral things do you want to do?"

Yan couldn't help but widen his eyes, Tsunade, you are so shameless to say that!

"Let's not talk about Orochimaru. He's already a black guy. Don't worry about him. Jiraiya's favorite bad thing is to peek at other people taking a bath.

Besides this, Jiraiya has never done anything bad. On the contrary, you, Tsunade, have used fake money to cheat people when you were hanging out outside, right?"

"Cheating people with fake money is not as serious as peeping at other people taking a bath."

Tsunade tried to defend herself.

Anyway, she, Tsunade, is not a black-hearted person.

"........"

It seems so reasonable, Yan is speechless.

If Tsunade used fake money to buy things, it would definitely be a big mistake, but she made fake money just for gambling. After all, it's fake and she doesn't feel bad if she loses to others.

Unfortunately, those gamblers finally found Konoha.

"Okay, you know what you did, and I'm too lazy to say anything. It's not easy to cover up this matter so easily. Since the establishment of the five major ninja villages, you, Tsunade, are the first Kage to leave the village. I tell you..."

Before Yan finished speaking, Tsunade rushed over and decisively cut off Yan's complaints and mutterings with actions.

This old woman is not a good person.

Yan, who was pressed on the desk, was a little dazed. What the hell is she trying to do?

This is the Hokage's office.

Seeing Yan's face of astonishment, Tsunade curled her lips and said:

"Hurry up, haven't you always wanted to make trouble here? Everyone in the building has been driven away. Do you think I'm stupid?"

"No, I..."

Yan had considered making trouble in the Hokage's office before.

Unfortunately, Tsunade didn't give him a chance at all. At most, he was in the lounge.

This time, Tsunade took the initiative and came with a flying dragon riding on the face.

Yan was very glad that Shikaku had the foresight to evacuate all the people in the Hokage office building.

I don’t know if it’s because we haven’t seen each other for a long time, but Tsunade is acting a little crazy today.

“Next time, keep that little bastard Naruto away from me. I almost couldn’t come back.”

“Is it that serious?”

Yan was sorting out the things in the office. Tsunade had already been lying on the sofa. At this time, she was too lazy to move and just wanted to have a good rest.

Recalling Naruto’s situation at that time, Yan turned back and asked in confusion:

“Did you feel itchy and unlocked the seal a little?”

“........”

Tsunade quickly moved her face away, not looking at Yan, and explained hesitantly:

“If you don’t unlock the seal a little, how can you perfect the seal? I didn’t expect the Nine-Tails to be so scary when it went crazy. Fortunately, the Mist Village and the Sand Village were fighting fiercely at that time, and they didn’t have the mind to pay attention to other things, otherwise there would be big trouble.”

You are just asking for death!

In the original work, Jiraiya also asked for death like Tsunade.

She was fine, but she insisted on breaking Naruto's seal, and she almost died.

Yan didn't expect Tsunade to be so brave and do the same stupid thing as Jiraiya.

"By the way, how did you become a Jinchūriki? Don't tell me you don't know the disadvantages of being a Jinchūriki."

After seeing the horror of the Nine-Tails, Tsunade was afraid that Yan would get excited one day, orThe seal is unstable, and the Nine-Tails jumps out, just like Naruto, then Konoha will be doomed.

By the way, why didn't I see the seal on this guy just now?

Naruto's seal is on his stomach. Tsunade can be sure that even if she is very busy, she has not seen a similar seal on Yan. It is still the same as before, except that it is more robust.

"I am not a normal Jinchūriki, and I need to seal a small Nine-Tails?"

"......."

If your words are spread, you, Uchiha Yan, will be scolded to death!

Tsunade couldn't help rolling her eyes.

This sounds infuriating.

The Nine-Tails is very strong, but it depends on who it faces.

For example, Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, two ruthless people.

Facing them, the Nine-Tails is like a big toy. The former glares and the Nine-Tails becomes a tool dog, while the latter controls the Wood Release to pinch the Nine-Tails in his hand, and still talks about morality and morality, Nine-Tails, you are too dangerous, you have to seal it.

Compared with Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, Yan treated the Nine-Tails humanely.

Although the Yin Nine-Tails trembled every day next to Susanoo... at least he didn't bully it, he just used it as a power bank.

"Huh."

Put away the things on the table, open the window, ventilate the office and get rid of the smell.

Yan picked up the file that fell under the chair, glanced at the unclosed file, and suddenly looked up at Tsunade lying on the sofa.

Tsunade, who was considering whether to take a nap, felt something was wrong and tilted her head to look over.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Barbecue restaurant, hot spring hotel, commercial street... not bad, you know how to keep accounts, all on my head."

Yan read the file.

People are in the Iron Country, but they end up with a debt.

"........"

Oops, how come I see the bill at this time? Shikaku is really not serious. Such an important bill, no, the document should be processed first, why is it left there?

"Bang!!!"

Before Yan could start to attack, Tsunade, who was like a puddle of mud just now, had already left the Hokage's office.

The speed at which she ran away did not seem to be excessive at all.