Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

The barrage instantly burst into laughter!

‘Hahahahahaha what a smart game’

"As expected of you, Golden Wind"

‘Winter melon’s nickname is Xiaoliang, isn’t it?’

‘It’s okay to fly out directly, hahahahahahahaha...’

"Brother Eggplant probably didn't expect the child's bones to be so strange."

'It's fun, it has the beauty of a geek in disguise'

'You know Jim Carrey'

‘Who would call my baby a sb hahahahahahahahahahahaha’

'This game is really too abstract...'

The barrage laughed so hard, but Liu Peijia looked anxious!

You can't let the wax gourd die like this!

Otherwise, he should be replaced as a son!

"Winter melon! Are you dead, woc?"

Liu Peijia went downstairs in a hurry, wanting to go around to the back garden to check on the winter melon.

However, the door just opened!

I saw a bunch of unknown objects flying towards me!

Like a jellybean being pulled out, it slapped on his face.

Immediately afterwards, I heard a strange cry from Winter Melon: "Ada!"

The winter melon wearing diapers flew up and gave Liu Peijia a kick!

"Inside the department! Daddy!!!"

You know, this game didn't do a collision volume test under Gu Sheng's instruction.

This also leads to its stress performance, which will collapse in a certain limit state.

So——

Following the electric cannon flying kick of the diaper version of winter melon, Liu Peijia actually flew up!

Like a deflated balloon, it flew around the living room, and finally fell to the ground like a weak doll, spiraling in circles.

for a while!

The live broadcast room was full of exclamations from the two of them!

"Damn! Fuck, I flew and smashed! Help, help!!!"

"Fuck, you're so handsome, Daddy! Wuhu! My dad is ascending to heaven!!!"

The barrage burst out laughing——

'"Filial Filial Piece"'

‘Hahahahahaha father is kind and son is filial’

‘Is this a game made by people? '

"There is a sense of beauty made by learning animation for three years"

'It's too creepy hahahahaha'

‘My dad’s ascension really made me laugh out loud, this game is really too sandy’

'Bring a filial son'

'Double Hyperthyroidism'

'Query the mental state of the game designer——'

'I can only say that the effect of the program is full...'

'Hahahahahahaha...'

fun!

Wintermelon has never seen such an outrageous game, and the joy of mischief has him over the top!

Before Liu Peijia could stand up, he just jumped up, and then ran straight to the refrigerator in a running posture like a strange species!

"Daddy! Daddy I'm hungry! I need to eat by the hour!"

As he spoke, Donggua stretched out his hand.

It stands to reason that with his size, he couldn't pull the handle of the refrigerator.

but!

This game doesn't make sense.

In the next second, I saw the two arms of the winter melon stretched out like nougat in an instant. With an extremely outrageous posture, I pulled the doorknob and opened the refrigerator.

"Wuhu! Let me see! Is there any rat poison in our refrigerator!"

Behind him, Liu Peijia finally stood up.

Hearing this, he rolled and crawled on the spot, complaining and chasing winter melon:

"Damn it, how did you open the door! Hey! Hey! You can't just eat what's in the refrigerator!"

"Don't worry about it! I have to order a small burger today! Hey hey hey!"

Donggua doesn't care about Liu Peijia, after all, if he succeeds in killing him, he will be the next one to be his father!

Seeing the hope of dying, I saw the winter melon standing directly in the refrigerator, hurriedly grabbed the hamburger, and stuffed it into his mouth with the box attached!

"Eat! Fuck me, I'm just a fierce show! I want to be a father after rebirth!"

Take a bite of the refrigerated burger!

Seeing that the satiety of winter melon instantly increased by one-fifth, but it showed a green poisoning state!

Liu Peijia's face changed drastically!

"Don't! Don't eat, don't eat! Damn it! Put down the turtle and eat it! You're going to die!"

"Impossible! I'll just eat it! Just show off!"

Winter Melon let out an evil laugh, already in a state of hyperthyroidism!

"Heavenly King and Lao Tzu can't save me! I can't fucking survive today!!!"

Liu Peijia was about to go crazy, watching the wax gourd's poisoned state was about to be superimposed.

In a hurry, he subconsciously wanted to pick up the winter melon, so as to interrupt all the baby's acts of death.

But unexpectedly, he made a mistake in his busy schedule.

Accidentally, my hand actually clicked on the refrigerator door!

"Hey hey I don't care——!!!"

Boom!

In an instant, Liu Peijia's desperate cry sounded in the live broadcast room——

"Oh shit! I pressed the wrong button! Why the hell did I close the refrigerator door!"

The barrage is almost laughing like crazy——

‘Hahahahahaha he even closed the refrigerator door! '

‘Brother Egg: You die so slowly, let me help you’

'The main thing is a family harmony'

'Dad is most dangerous when he is not in danger'

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha how many steps should I take to close my son in the refrigerator? '

'It's really hopeless now'

'This game is really hyperthyroid'

'Laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes hahahahaha'

'This game is so fucking crazy'

‘Although it’s perfunctory, it’s fun to be enthralled’

'Egg brother pure pure stupid ratio'

‘Maybe brother eggplant closed the refrigerator door on purpose? (dog head)'

'Just to be a son, right? (funny)'

"Don't tell me, this game is really more fun to be a son..."

Following the audience's discussion!

Just five seconds later!

【you lose】

As three large characters appeared on Liu Peijia's screen!

In the voice channel, Winter Melon's victory cheers also sounded:

"Awesome! I'm Zhuo! I'm just a good guy!"

"Young people are in good health, just lie down!"

"Brother Eggplant! Guess what! I want to be your father!!!"

And Liu Peijia turned into a Cybertronian on the spot.

With a small mouth, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

The live broadcast room is hot!

...

at the same time!

Shen Miaomiao looked at the time.

It's already ten o'clock.

In the shark game area, in A Yin's live broadcast room, the voice of the boss came out:

"Okay, that's the end of today's live broadcast. Tomorrow is still the same time. Let's see you soon, bye!"

After speaking, the live broadcast room went black.

Shen Miaomiao also let out a long sigh of relief.

"call--"

At last there were no accidents.

She squatted in A Yin's live broadcast room early today, just to give herself a vaccination in advance.

Don't be like the cat Leo before, who somehow got pissed off by the first brother in the game area.

Fortunately, this time, Gu Sheng's good luck did not seem to continue.

A Yin didn't get their "Who is Dad" in today's bad game session.

After just testing a few boring games with mediocre ideas, A Yin decided to download them.

"Perfect!"

Shen Miaomiao was very happy:

"There can be no accidents now."

Without the driving force of the anchor, according to the price of a game of 5 yuan, even if she sells thousands of copies in a week, she can still lose 80,000 to 90,000 yuan, which translates to 80,000 to 900,000 yuan!

Not only can you make up for the money you didn't lose last time, but you can also make a lot of money!

If it has been going so smoothly, then she will be able to realize the freedom of wealth as soon as possible, and achieve the life of a salted fish.

At that time, if my dad still finds me looking dead at home is not pleasing to the eye, I will charter a yacht to travel around the world.

hey-hey.

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help laughing smugly.

It has to be a system!

Isn't the ideal life within easy reach!

However, what Shen Miaomiao didn't know was.

Just when she turned off the live broadcast room and climbed into bed to start her dream.

Far away in Jinmen City, A Yin, who had just finished the live broadcast, turned on his phone.

On the mobile phone, a short video full of "laughter" and "birds and flowers" jumped on the screen——

"I don't care! I'll just eat! I won't fucking survive today!"

"Damn it! Damn it! How the hell did I close the refrigerator door!"

"Wuhu! It's so damn good!"

"I really killed your sixth son..."

It made A Yin laugh out loud——

"It's interesting to introduce games..."