Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

'What the hell is Lu Bu? ! '

‘Feng Xian’s lineage is awakened! '

"Among men, Lv Bu only stabbed his adoptive father"

"Fang Tian's youthful painting of a halberd (referring to a fruit knife)"

‘Hahahahahahahaha outrageous...’

‘Boss is so considerate, he even gave a set meal with Cao Cao offering a knife’

'Being the boss and his father is really a crime...'

'I don't know Dong Yu's parents! catch! treat! '

"Ah Cui is here today, and I experienced Dong Zhuo's happiness in all aspects"

'You fucking call that happy? '

'Hahahahahaha outrageous...'

Barrage lol!

Both A Yin and Brother Shu were also laughing to the point of tears.

It's like an electronic plague.

This carnival of sand sculptures started with Liu Peijia's short video, and quickly spread throughout the game circle!

Countless anchors have joined this abstract and mentally handicapped father-son role-playing game!

A piece of chicken flying dog jumping!

There are anchors Shi Liuliu and Zhuang Zhuang in the stand-alone area——

"Sister Jie! Sister Jie! Can this thing be drunk? Ton ton——"

"Put it down! Put down Zhuangzhuang! That's the toilet cleaner! I can't drink it, you son of a bitch!"

There are pineapple and sister Zhou in the singing area——

"Treasure! Spinach! That's an oven! You can't go in there!"

"I won't! Slightly—no one can control me today! Get the hell out of here!"

"How can you swear, kid!"

"Because I have no quality! Mom!"

There are even old chrysanthemums and scattered people in Xiaopozhan——

"I'm scared! Save me! I let the barbell hold me down!"

"Where is it? Oh, oh, I found it! I'm here! I'm here to save you!"

"Then you do it! My face is purple! I'm dying!"

"No, no! I can't find the interaction button! How can I lift the barbell!"

"I do not know either!"

"I rely on you, don't you already fully understand this game?!"

"What the hell are you lying on the floor hahahahahaha..."

"I pressed the wrong button hahahahaha, then I'll give you one by the way, it's easy to go hahahahaha..."

take off.

Just as Gu Sheng said.

For a game to become popular, in addition to outstanding playability, it also needs to wait for the bullets to fly for a while.

And once this bullet hits the market, its influence will gallop like a wild horse running wild!

Just one day!

The first-day defeat of "Who is Dad" was reversed!

In a blink of an eye a week!

With a sales volume of 58,700 copies in 6 days and 23 hours, it broke the record of 29,000 copies of "Mallio" in one fell swoop!

Although at this time, the sales settlement for the first week has not yet come to an end.

But the total sales of 293,500 yuan are enough to make "Who is Dad" the best on the platform.

It is already a certainty to win the weekly best-selling list of small and medium-sized games on the Yiyou platform!

When the news came, the three Gu Cheng brothers cheered for joy!

President Shen Miaomiao beat her chest and stamped her feet!

There is no reason!

Isn't this bullying honest people!

As for that broken game, it has already been worn out in front of you players!

You guys still buy it!

Shen Miaomiao found that she couldn't understand the thinking of the players more and more.

...

"I'm so stupid...really..."

On the closing day of the first week, Shen Miaomiao did not go to the company, but concentrated on thinking at home:

"I only knew that the quality of the broken game was bad, but I didn't expect the abstract gameplay to be so attractive to players,"

"If back then... oh..."

"I'm so stupid...really..."

It was night, Shen Miaomiao, who had just finished washing, was combing her hair in front of the mirror while cosplaying Mrs. Xianglin.

And at this moment, the phone rang.

Weakly opening his eyelids to look, he found that it was Chu Qingzhou's call.

"...Hey, sister Chuchu..."

Shen Miaomiao picked up the phone weakly.

Chu Qingzhou's heart skipped a beat on the other end of the phone!

Fuck!

Why does the eldest lady sound like she is going to die!

"That...Mr. Shen, are you okay?"

Chu Qingzhou asked with some concern:

"Didn't you have a cold? Why does it sound like you're in such a bad state?"

Hehehe.

Hearing this, Shen Miaomiao smiled wryly in her heart.

Even if you lose 1.1 million in a row, can you be alive and kicking?

After a moment of silence, Shen Miaomiao managed to pull herself together:

"I'm fine, I'm just a little out of spirit...what's the matter?"

"If it's about sales, you don't need to report to me anymore, I know it well."

Shen Miaomiao really didn't want to hear any news about the company's profits recently.

The heart can't take it.

"no,"

On the other end of the phone, Chu Qingzhou smiled:

"Our sales crown of the week is a given," he said.

"I'm calling you mainly to report another matter."

"Oh..." Shen Miaomiao lost interest, "What's the matter?"

On the other end of the phone, Chu Qingzhou's voice was slightly excited:

"The situation you expected before happened!"

ah?

Shen Miaomiao was taken aback.

What I envisioned?

Besides losing money, what else did I expect?

"What's the situation?" Shen Miaomiao was puzzled.

"It's what you said before, if we stand still, the art game platform will naturally find us!"

Chu Qingzhou excitedly said:

"As you might expect!"

"We have successively won the first-day sales champion and the single-week sales champion of small and medium-sized games, which has attracted the attention of the Yiyou platform,"

"Just now, the person in charge of the marketing department of Yiyou Platform called me,"

"He said he would invite us to participate in this season's 'Small Game Development Festival'!"

ha--? !

Shen Miaomiao was shocked!

Be sick!

What I said before was just casually!

The main reason is to find a reason to reject Gu Sheng's announcement request!

How come...

Look at yourself in the mirror with wide-eyed, incredible face.

Shen Miaomiao fell into deep thought.

Could it be that my system is not for investment rebates, but for saying what you say?

After a full three seconds of silence, Shen Miaomiao asked a little dumbfounded:

"What small game development festival?"

"It's an expo event specially organized by Yiyou Platform for small games,"

Chu Qingzhou, who checked the information, replied:

"At that time, many companies and individual designers will participate, and hundreds of small games will compete on the same stage,"

"The game is free for a limited time during the event,"

"Finally, the official will select outstanding works based on public votes for promotion."

Originally, Shen Miaomiao wanted to reject it straight away!

She must not participate in this kind of activity!

This is a promotion!

She can't wait to let her game rot in the factory, and she can't avoid the announcement, so how could she take the initiative to participate in this kind of event!

but!

Chu Qingzhou's words made her think alive——

[During the event, the game is free for a limited time]

free? !

Shen Miaomiao suddenly felt that this activity seemed to have an opportunity.

"How long does this event... last?"

Shen Miaomiao asked.

"Two weeks, fourteen days."

Chu Qingzhou replied.

"Um--"

Shen Miaomiao nodded:

"Let me think about it."

Say it!

Hang up the phone, turn your head and call out the system in your heart!

[Hey hey! Brother Tong! Wake up! How to calculate the estimated settlement date of this kind of activity! Is it still 7 days? 】

But for a moment!

The system responds——

[Response to the host: It is detected that there is a fixed non-profit period in this activity, so the rebate settlement time will be extended as appropriate, estimated to be 30 days]

wipe!

Shen Miaomiao's face darkened.

Pull it down.

Fourteen days for free publicity and thirty days for settlement, half a month in between.

Who knows what monsters Gu Sheng's games will make in the past half month!

forget it.

However!

Just when Shen Miaomiao was about to refuse for fear of avoiding it!

Just listen to the crisp sound of the system prompt in my mind!

【Ding! time up! This round of investment settlement is complete! 】

【Project: Who is the father】

[Project investment amount: 100,000 yuan]

[Project rebate amount: 0 yuan]

[Remaining settlement time: 0 (settled)]

[It is detected that the total investment amount of the host has exceeded 100,000 yuan, and the rebate is 0! Reach the hidden achievement - the first pot of gold! 】

[Achievement Reward: Settlement Time Reduction Card]

[The reward has been issued, the host can use it at any time]