Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

"Mari... oh no, Cat Leo."

A Yin clicks to enter the game details interface.

I saw the details of the game written next to the sad scribbled cover——

Game Name: Cat Leo

Development company: Golden Wind

Type: horizontal version

Price: 2 yuan

"This painting style..."

A Yin and the upright walking cat with a mean smile looked at each other for a moment, and couldn't help laughing:

"What the hell is this shit, no wonder it only sells for two dollars."

With that said, A Yin clicked to buy and added this "Cat Leo" to the library.

At this time, the barrage was also amused by the cover of this wonderful game——

'What the hell is this game'

'It looks too sloppy'

‘This painting style hahahahaha, it’s a bit more advanced than stickman’

'But this cat really looks so cheap...'

‘Isn’t this just a skin-changing Mario, a scammer?’

'Hey shi at the beginning of the day'

‘It is estimated that the author deliberately set the price low. Anyway, it is only two yuan, and the players probably don’t bother to return it.’

‘Those who are out of the way are ready to report’

‘Can this also be called a game? '

'...'

The game is very small, and A Yin completed the download and installation almost in the blink of an eye.

Looking at the barrage, A Yin also shook his head secretly, his thoughts were similar to those of the comments:

"Let's experience it a little bit. If it's a pure fisherman, we won't play for 20 minutes. Everyone leave a report and we'll take it away."

With that said, A Yin clicked on the game.

The game screen appears.

A rougher texture picture than Mario appeared on the screen.

Oval clouds, square bricks, rectangular water pipes, standard round uncolored mobs...

A Yin was speechless:

"Isn't Jie Nima a little too much?"

"I don't ask you how good the effect of a two-yuan game is, but at least you don't use the drawing software that comes with the system to design!"

Just this shit!

He can do it too!

"And this is Mario! Even the levels are exactly the same! I can pass this thing with my eyes closed!"

With that said, A Yin started the game.

Controlling the devilish kitten with a mean expression, he took a few steps forward, explaining as he walked:

"Go forward, hey, jump, trample this little monster to death, push the question mark brick in front, there are gold coins—"

With that said, A Yin controlled the cheap cat to jump up and hit the brick.

However.

Diu——

With a low sound effect sounded.

The brick that was supposed to be pushed out of the gold coin was actually moved up one space under everyone's noses!

"Why?"

A Yin was taken aback, subconsciously pressed and long pressed to jump.

Diu——

There was another sound effect, and the question mark bricks flew higher.

"What the hell?"

A Yin finally realized something was wrong:

"Why doesn't it let me push it?"

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to have begun to realize that there seemed to be something about this game——

‘Hahahaha I’m so fucking old, this is the first time I’ve seen a brick that can run by itself’

'Brick: Get out of the way, stay away from me! '

‘Hahahahahaha so disgusting’

'"I Can Clear the Level with My Eyes Closed"'

'It seems interesting'

'What a shame...'

He tried to jump twice more. Seeing that the bricks were hiding higher and higher, and there was no hope of eating gold coins in the end, A Yin also gave up:

"Do the math, isn't it just a gold coin? If you don't eat it, you don't eat it. There are mushrooms in front of it."

As he said that, A Yin continued to move forward, and successfully opened the second question mark brick.

Ding dong!

As the sound effect sounded, the mushroom in A Yin's memory also appeared and slid down a row of bricks.

As for A Yin, he ran under the bricks early, preparing to eat mushrooms to grow bigger.

At the same time, I still don't forget to boast: "I really played this game with my eyes closed. Did you see that we can already recite the game..."

The voice has not yet fallen!

I saw the purple mushroom sliding down the bricks.

Unbiased, let the good fall on Cat Leo.

Immediately afterwards!

Leo, the cat controlled by A Yin, jumped in place and died on the spot!

At the same time, a line of last words jumped out of his head——

【This mushroom... is poisonous...】

After a brief moment of bewilderment, A Yin was shocked!

"No? Ah? I've been playing Super Mario for more than 20 years, and my sister told me that mushrooms are poisonous!!!"

Obviously!

This outrageous way of death not only shocked A Yin, but also made the audience laugh out loud!

'Eat mushrooms and die hahahahaha'

'Mario has listened to jokes about you all his life'

'It's fucking outrageous hahahahahaha'

'Young people are in good health, just lie down'

‘Scared out the boss’s words in Jinmen, hahahaha’

'Cause of death: we can carry the board'

'And the last words really made me laugh to death'

'This game is poisonous hahahahahaha...'

at this time!

From the anchor A Yin to the barrage audience, I really realized how difficult this game is!

On the surface, the level design of this game seems to be exactly the same as Mario.

But it is full of dangers, and every step you take may face unexpected traps!

A Yin took a deep breath, glanced at the joyful little gift of light sticks on the screen, and stabilized his mind:

"Ah - rub! Got it! Jiegame is provoking me a bit!"

"It's his grandma's, you're playing dirty with me, right! OK!"

talking!

Seeing that A Yin sat up straight, moved his fingers, and grasped the handle firmly!

"I'm a PC and somatosensory dual-material game anchor, I can let you catch me?!"

Come back!

A Yin's cat Leo starts again!

Don't want the gold coin bricks at the beginning!

The open mushrooms are poisonous, don't eat them!

Even, by accident, A Yin escaped the flying fish mob that suddenly jumped out of the first water pipe!

"...Fuck! Did you see it? Well, it's the number one in Jinmen!"

A Yin patted his chest:

"Hey, with that reaction just now, whoever sees it can't help but say that the young hero is very skilled!"

While talking, A Yin was quite proud. He trampled the mob to death with a small jump, and came under the second water pipe.

After trying to seduce him twice, A Yin made sure that no more flying fish monsters would appear in the tube.

He couldn't help laughing:

"If you look like this pipe, you can tell whether the designer understands Super Mario,"

"Because old players know that this pipe should be able to pass through the hidden room,"

"Let's try."

With that said, A Yin stood on the mouth of the water pipe, and then pressed the down cross key.

as expected!

Cat Leo gradually entered the water pipe after a brief pause.

A Yin also nodded appreciatively: "Not bad, if you can remember this hidden level, it means that this designer..."

The words are not finished yet!

Sudden!

I saw that the water pipe started to vibrate in place!

And as the shaking became more and more intense, while everyone was stunned, they saw raging flames emanating from the bottom of the water pipe!

Immediately afterwards, a rumbling sound came.

The water pipe turned into a rocket and shot straight into the sky, bringing Cat Leo into the sky and turning into a little star!

Life: -1

A Yin: ...

"It means that this forced designer is sick!!!"

Boom!

Because the scene in front of him was too outrageous, A Yin slapped the table on the spot!

"Cinema taught you how to do this game!?"