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What is the most classic plot of Chinese horror!

Yin marriage is at the forefront.

Ghost marriage refers to finding a spouse for a dead man or woman. This spouse may also be a dead person or a living person.

Such a terrifying or even cruel etiquette has naturally become the source of countless supernatural legends.

Influenced by these supernatural legends, the Chinese people are naturally terrified of such scenes.

What kind of skeleton ghost, what kind of Satanic devil.

In the face of the horror of ghost marriage, all of them are pale and dwarfed by comparison.

"No... the designer of this game is a psychopath, I'm really screwed!"

Liu Peijia's voice sounded trembling.

Seeing this scene, the barrage also whispered——

'Brother Shengzi is really a pure pervert'

"What a bastard, he knows what Hua people are afraid of"

"An ancient house, a ghost-hunting map that is more suitable for the physique of Huaguo babies"

‘I feel like Brother Shengzi doesn’t need to do anything, just put those paper figurines, paper horses and horses, and the dim red lanterns are enough for players to imagine wildly’

‘This picture is really too much, you don’t need to scare the players, I’m the only one who watches the live broadcast and my back gets chills’

'I've turned on all the lights in the house'

'I'm going to pee first'

'I've wrapped the quilt tightly, ghosts can't hurt the people inside the quilt'

'You know how to defend yourself'

"Be careful not to expose your feet outside the bed..."

‘You guys are so superstitious, like me, I don’t panic at all when I kneel in front of the statue of Guan Erye and watch the live broadcast’

Accompanied by the footsteps of four people, a group of people walked through the courtyard and arrived at the door of the main house.

The leader, Teacher Ma, raised the EMF and checked it. After confirming that there were no ghosts in the door, he stepped forward and slowly opened the door.

Squeak——

The old wooden door made a toothsome sound.

In the main room, it was dark, only two white candles were placed on the Eight Immortals table in the middle of the room, and the bean-sized flames gave off a faint gleam.

On the armchair on the left, there is a black and white photo of a man.

And the grand master's chair on the right is empty.

What the four of them least wanted to see happened——

Xiuniang, the ghost they investigated this time is the buried bride of this ghost marriage.

The goal is very clear, the next step is to recruit ghosts.

A few people, you look at me, and I look at you.

Then, he began to be crazily humble——

"Come on, eggplant, shout out!"

"I can't, I have a bad throat recently, why don't Mr. Di come, Mr. Di will definitely be able to chat with the female ghost!"

"I'm so unfamiliar, winter melon, come on, winter melon has a loud voice..."

"How can I do that, you seniors are here, how dare I make a mistake, I choose Teacher Ma, he has made great contributions to the team..."

"No, no, I can't be too showy, come on..."

"It's better for you to come..."

"Why don't he come..."

"Anyway, I'm not coming..."

For a moment, four people stood at the door of the main room, discussing heatedly, one retreated further than the other.

The water friends all laughed badly——

'"FPS District Brothers and Friends Christine"'

'It's really timid and lustful'

"After all, there is no safe time for expert difficulty, ghosts may start hunting directly at any time"

'No, you can find a serious class'

'Pay attention to the timing of entering the factory'

"Extreme Pull"

'If you drag it for a while, the group should be wiped out...'

Maybe it was the reminder from the bullet screen that had an effect, or maybe it was the realization that they would have to return to the gate if they dragged on like this.

In the end, winter melon stood out!

"Everyone! Everyone! I have a proposal!"

Donggua raised her hands, like the Shiba Inu in the expression pack of "everyone listen to me":

"Let's do it this way! Our life and death are determined by the heavens, shall we be rich?"

Hearing this, the other three nodded and said with interest, "Okay, why is there a law of life and death?"

Seeing that several people agreed, Donggua clapped his hands: "Come on, listen to my arrangement, it's absolutely fair——"

Under his instructions, the four entered the room together, first closed the door, and then dragged the Eight Immortals table to the center of the room.

Afterwards, Donggua placed the flashlights of the four people around, and placed the dot-matrix projector on the table of the Eight Immortals.

The dot matrix projector was originally used to detect the actions of ghosts. After it was turned on, it had the same effect as a disco light ball, plus four flashlights.

The well-behaved ghost marriage mourning hall instantly turned into an outrageous and familiar appearance.

And at this time!

The water friends also seem to realize what this group of guys are going to do——

'? ? ? '

'Ghost: I have a bad feeling'

'Are you planning to...'

'I suggest taking winter melon to see the brain'

‘Why don’t you try Chinese medicine? '

'It feels like something off the charts is about to happen'

'etc! Winter melon seems to have started giving them glow sticks! '

‘Isn’t that thing thrown on the ground to detect ghost footprints? '

'Light ball...spotlight...light stick...this is a fucking...'

'Di... a disco? ! ! ! '

"Everyone!"

After arranging everything, Donggua clapped her hands:

"Are you ready?!"

Ready--! ! !

Everyone is not a fool, after seeing this posture, they all know what the hell Donggua is going to do!

but!

Things have come to this, they have no room to turn back!

After all, if you mention withdrawal at this time, you will always bear the reputation of being timid and lustful!

With everyone getting ready!

I saw the leader, Winter Melon, put the light stick near his mouth!

"My friends from Radisson! The music festival brought to you by DJ Dong Guaqiang! Go to the tune!!!"

As he shouted!

Dynamic DJ music appeared in the public mic!

And the wax gourd also swayed to the rhythm of the music!

"One, two, three! The phoenix dances for nine days!"

Move every time!

"Music Factory! Dance Ceremony!"

Move every time!

"Bring it to you - let me see your hands - Wuhu!!!"

Next second! The demons danced wildly!

Move every time! Move every time!

Fluorescent sticks are frantically waving, and the explosive Tuhai DJ dance music matches the light spots of the dot-matrix projector perfectly!

good!

The so-called life and death of Donggua is to retreat and advance, and deliberately provoke Xiu Niang to let her show up quickly, so that they can die happily!

At the price of randomly sacrificing an unlucky one, in exchange for ghost information!

The hilarious and terrifying death scene made the live broadcast room explode instantly!

The audience at the scene laughed like crazy——

"Zhuo! The mourning hall dance!!!"

‘What a fool! You guys are hahahahaha! '

‘Take one at random, right? '

"No, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to laugh out of oxygen"

'Bring your own cement! Assemble at the entrance of the village! '

'(dance) (dance) (dance)'

'I boil it! Unique job! ! ! '

'Yan Wang: Why do I have the names of four non-mainstream people flashing in the book of life and death? '

'Xiuniang only hates that she can only take one away every time she hunts'

'It's funny, isn't it? ? ? '

'no? Who is the ghost? '

'It's off the charts...'

'Xiuniang: What's the matter? '

‘Oh my god, I laughed so hard that my tears came out hahahahahaha...’

"It's too fucking outrageous, Xiuniang will be unlucky when she meets the four of you."

'...'

To know!

This is an expert map, ghosts have no free time, are easily irritated, and may start hunting at any time.

So, don't wait for them to dance to their heart's content!

Less than half a minute!

The candlelight in the room was suddenly extinguished!

Immediately afterwards, the flashlights in the audience flickered!

The atmosphere at the scene was more like a disco!

"Hunted!!!"

In the dynamic rhythm of DJ dance music, just listen to the scream of winter melon!

Fear and excitement mix together for an adrenaline rush!

Everyone looked around!

"No?"

Liu Peijia glanced around but did not see any ghosts.

"That's right... I didn't see it..."

Liu Di and Teacher Ma also looked left and right, not to mention ghosts, they didn't see any ghosts.

However!

Just when everyone was wondering!

Winter Gua only felt that his vision was blocked by a strand of silk thread.

Subconsciously raised his hand to push away, and looked up——

A pale face appeared in front of him, facing him face to face.

The woman hangs upside down on the beam of the house, her red Xiuhe and her hair hang down.

The white paper-like face was slightly swollen, blood flowed from the two hollow eye sockets, and a mouth that was bigger than a football was open, as if it could chew off a human head in one bite.

Snapped!

There is no pause at all!

Dongguaqiang disappeared in place!

And the upper right corner of the motion sensor screen also immediately displayed the message that he was disconnected!

Straight away! Dropped on the spot!

And at this time!

The remaining three also saw that unforgettable scene, and they exploded on the spot! ! !

The screams of the three of them almost toppled the roof of the old house!

"I f**** run*** I**** you**** me****—!!!!"

Throw down the fluorescent stick, and run away like a jerk!

And behind him, the sound of a ghost sounded!

Seeing that Xiu Niang fell from the beam, her joints turned over, she lay on the ground, her four feet on the ground like a scary spider, and followed the remaining three people to chase after her!

Liu Peijia felt that her guts were going to be scared out of her wits!

In a panic, grabbing Mr. Di beside him was like running for his life!

Walking eastward along the main room, the two found a large wardrobe, and crawled into it!

"Damn!!! Fuck! Hold on to the door!"

"Grab it, grab it!"

"It's broken, it's broken! It's pulling the door outside!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Drag it to death! Drag the eggplant to death!!!"

"WDNMD I'm already straining!!!"

"Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Really wrong! Big sister!"

"Don't dare! I don't dare to hang you anymore..."

"..."

bang! bang! bang!

bang——

finally!

When the dust settled, the EMF stopped chirping.

The force that had been pulling the doorknob outside the closet also disappeared.

It was a full two minutes slow!

Liu Peijia and Liu Dicai in the closet breathed a sigh of relief!

"Huh—I'm drowning—"

"Should be all right?"

"Probably, the EMF is gone."

"Let's... go out and have a look?"

"Walk……"

talking.

Liu Peijia slowly let go of her hand, and pushed the door of the closet outward a crack.

Squeak——

Outside the door, there is nothing.

The red-clothed Xiu Niang seemed to have finished hunting, and fell silent again.

But the question is... who did she hunt?

Liu Peijia and Liu Di looked at each other.

Then, the expressions of the two of them changed at the same time!

"Damn!!!"

"Old horse!!!"

With a bang, the two pushed the door open.

I saw the corpse lying on the ground head-on!

It is the old horse!

He died right outside the cabinet door, with one hand still on the side of the cabinet!

Moment!

An extremely bad guess arose in the hearts of the two of them!

"Could it be that……"

"The person who pulled our cabinet just now..."

"Not a ghost?"

"It's an old horse???"

Just finished!

A line of text popped up in the lower left corner of the public screen of the game——

[Wuhu Teacher Ma: Yes, I had a problem with the microphone just now]

wipe--! ! !

Moment!

The remorse of the mistake enveloped the two of them!

Especially Liu Peijia, who directly put on the mask of pain, put his head in his hands, and was about to cry!

Because just now, he was the one who pulled the door the most!

That caused Teacher Ma to be hunted down outside the door!

"Ah... ah... ah...!!!"

Next second! A cry of sorrow resounded through the live broadcast room! Weep on the spot!

"Old horse—hey——!!!"

"Old horse——!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The effect exploded!

The water friends burst out laughing!

‘Hahahahaha grass! Wonderful! Bravo! '

'The effect of the show is full, okay! ! ! '

'Hahahaha I haven't stopped laughing since I started dancing, I didn't expect such a fucking big job! ! ! '

'quick! Who can suona! '

"Mr. Ma will be sorry for Liu Peijia if he doesn't lie down and cover himself with a white cloth today..."

‘I’m tired of laughing, I’m really tired of laughing, I’ve lost all strength, help me, someone help me...’

'This piece of advice is directly incorporated into the Beijing Film Academy textbook'

‘It’s worse than crying when Teacher Ma died’

'I would like to call it another famous scene of Quan Shark, which is as famous as "Where is Daddy Yiyi at work"! '

'"Eggplant Crying Horse"'

‘Hahahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing’

'This game is top notch! Scary and funny! Deserved! '

‘I don’t allow anyone to not have this game on Yiyou x1! '

"Fuge V50 for Lao Ma Suizi"

‘Ha ha ha ha grass! '

'...'

...

"...Well, yes, the exchange rate variable I used in this article is the monthly data of the real effective exchange rate of Huaguo's currency after the exchange rate reform in July 2005. The trade balance variable is the IM and EX published by the National Bureau of Statistics, and then It is seasonally and logarithmically adjusted,”

"Okay, then I will conduct a stationarity test on each variable based on the whole column theory, okay,"

"Well, then, teacher, please rest. I will send you an email after I am finished, bye."

Click.

That night.

Shen Miaomiao hung up the voice call that lasted for an hour and a half, closed the notebook, and breathed a sigh of relief.

He raised two small fists above his head and stretched his waist:

"Hey-oh my god, I'm exhausted..."

In recent days, she has been busy with her thesis.

Not because of the complexity of her thesis.

The main reason is that she was too salty before, so she didn't move a single word in the thesis.

Originally, Shen Miaomiao's plan was to finish it before the deadline.

Unexpectedly, this week, her instructor suddenly notified her that she was planning to use her "Research on Huaguo Currency Exchange Rate and International Trade Balance of Payment" as a model paper for public defense, and the leaders of the Department of Education would participate at that time.

This is a pain for her.

Drafted and revised overnight, sorted out documents, and communicated with the tutor.

A whole week!

That is to say, the company has no projects now, so she, the fishing president, doesn't have to "preside over the overall situation" in the past.

Otherwise, she really has no skills to do both while working in the company and writing a thesis.

After moving her sore shoulders, Shen Miaomiao flipped through the calendar by the table.

Seeing today on the calendar, a red circle was drawn on it.

Shen Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment, then slapped her thigh!

"Ah! These days, I'm so confused! Today is the day when the fear of ghosts is settled!"

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PS: On the first day, the 2w+ words of the five chapters have been updated! Begging for a wave of recommended monthly tickets!