Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

Chapter 79 Games can be unpopular but don't be evil

Numb!

A Yin is really numb!

Hopped around and scolded the street for two minutes.

If it weren't for DuangDuang's bouncing double ponytails that would have laughed the other three to death, I guess today would be endless.

It's too damn deceitful!

A Yin gritted his teeth, wanting to go out and change a model for himself.

But it was always opposed by the audience, coupled with the three guys next to him, and they gave up.

"Just one round, just one round,"

A Yin gritted his teeth and said angrily:

"You have to change whatever you say in the next game!"

talking!

A Yin came to the weapon table, looked up, and was dumbfounded.

Originally, according to the game settings, the weapons in this level should be equipped with a rifle nozzle, a pistol, and two melee weapons.

Everyone can choose as needed.

But at this time the weapon table!

The only thing A Yin knows is the heroic weapon from the line of fire - Thor M4A1.

Other weapons have different shapes, and their original shapes cannot be seen at all!

But there is no doubt that each of those sci-fi or magical weapons is 10,000 times cooler than the original version!

"What are these things, what the hell..."

While amazed, A Yin picked up a flashlight-like weapon on the table.

Holding it in my hand and looking at it, I always feel that it seems a little familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it.

However!

Just when he was about to ask about the barrage!

Just heard a familiar sound of particle charging——

Buzz! ! !

In front of the 'flashlight', a green beam of light lit up like a sharp blade out of its sheath!

"Wo! De! Fa!"

A Yin only felt an invisible force pouring into his whole body in an instant, making his blood boil involuntarily, and he screamed on the spot!

"Light saber! Damn it! It's Master Yoda's!"

so handsome!

No man can resist owning a lightsaber!

It doesn't matter if he is eight or eighty!

While excited, I saw A Yin flicking the lightsaber backhand, accompanied by a buzzing sound full of power and destructive power, and posing a handsome pose!

"May the force be with you—"

The barrage exploded!

‘ohhhhhhhhh——’

‘I Zhuo made this lightsaber so handsome! '

'What is this prototype? Samurai sword? '

'It should be'

‘Handsome is really handsome, but holding it in the future of Chu Yin, I always feel that something is wrong’

‘Indeed, it gives people a sense of confusion like Darth Vader singing the onion song’

'I'll die laughing at this game sooner or later'

'Games can be unpopular but not evil...'

The barrage audience burst out laughing!

Although A Yin and the others think these mods are quite outrageous, they have to admit that the road to survival that has added mod elements seems to have indeed become...

It's even more fun!

After opening the security door, Chu Yin Future, who is holding a lightsaber, will take the lead!

He really couldn't wait to show off the power of the lightsaber!

Bang!

As the bolt of the safety door fell to the ground, A Yin pushed the door and walked out: "My little friends, feel the original..."

However! The voice has not yet fallen!

Not far ahead, a crazy roar interrupted him!

"Hey Bageya Road! Onboard——!!!"

ah?

A Yin was taken aback, and looked up!

I saw three or five little days wearing yellow military uniforms and fart hats, at this moment, with ferocious expressions, rushing towards him with bared teeth and claws!

"Hey, I'm with your brother!"

Although I don't understand what happened for the time being, but seeing the crazy little day Long live rushing towards him, A Yin still reacted under the trend of blood instinct!

Seeing that the lightsaber in his hand was erected, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, he pulled his horse back and shouted in a deep voice: "Good time!"

Immediately afterwards, the lightsaber raised high, drew a semicircle and chopped off at the devil's head!

Click!

Light and shadow flashed, and the little day that rushed to the front, the big head flew away, and the bones rolled to the ground, and the dead body fell to the ground on the spot!

Immediately afterwards, A Yin turned around and swept across again, the lightsaber skipped again, the two little days were chopped off in the middle, and blood gushed out!

In the blink of an eye, all the enemies who rushed up were all eliminated by A Yin!

And he just realized it - these little days turned out to be a modified zombie model!

"This shit..."

A Yin's tone was full of disbelief, he looked at the lightsaber in his hand, and at the devils lying in front of him, he couldn't help but sink into his dantian, and let out a loud drink:

"Cool--!"

So cool!

To know!

It has been half a week since he last experienced the pleasure of chopping melons and vegetables!

In the middle, I was disgusted by the fearless sniper game!

I really miss this kind of slashing with a full sense of blockage!

In addition, at this moment, there are famous family buffs and the blessings of various strange mods!

For a moment, A Yin wanted to announce on the spot——Road to Survival is number one in the world!

Holding the lightsaber, he even felt that his hands were trembling slightly due to excitement!

At this moment, there is only one thought in A Yin's mind:

I don't know who I am, I don't know where this is, I just know - I want to kill!

A Yin was excited, and the bullet screen was full of wonder and laughter——

'Grass! Blood Awakening! '

'Using the lightsaber in the posture of Huaxia Broadsword, I really laughed at me to death hahahaha...'

'Li Yunlong: If I wanted to have this thing back then, I would have hit Dongjin long ago'

'The picture is so outrageous that I don't know where to complain'

"The most important thing is, the boss is still using a miku model, Hatsune Miku hits devils, it's really a knife in the ass-open my eyes"

'Although JK is on my body, my heart is still the heart of Huaxia'

'Who is in the neon heart in the Han hahahahaha...'

‘This picture is so sloppy, I’m about to throw up from laughter’

'Boss, this is happiness visible to the naked eye'

'This is fucking game, just watch it and enjoy it'

‘It’s a completely different state from that day when the fearless sniper was broadcast live’

"It was funny enough that day, it has nothing to do with the game, the main thing is that the boss is too funny"

'1+2 directly silenced the boss'

‘Remember, from now on, Chu Yin will be called comrade! '

'...'

Block east and kill west, all the way from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road!

Along the way, corpses littered the field, and it seemed that no one could resist Chu Yin Miku, who was holding a lightsaber!

Of course, A Yin didn't do it blindly.

Although the experience of the lightsaber was so refreshing, the fallen ghosts and zombies made his adrenaline soar even more.

But there is a task to be completed in this level after all.

As the last map of the death center, A Yin and his team need to collect eight barrels of gasoline in this huge shopping mall.

Then transport them to the first floor of the shopping mall one by one, fill up the fuel on the sports car displayed below, and then you can rush out of the corpse tide and evacuate safely.

After some searching, A Yin finally found the first oil barrel.

However, just as he picked up the oil drum and was about to go to the first floor to refuel the car, he saw a line of warnings appear on the head-up display——

【They are coming】

"Corpse wave!"

This reminder is no stranger to A Yin, and even his mind is awe-inspiring!

"Are there any painkillers and the like? Give me a box. I'll support my blood volume a little bit."

Because A Yin has been using close combat all the way here, and the Thor M4 on his back has not fired a single shot, so at this time, his blood volume is only half.

But it seems too wasteful to knock out the medical kit here, so A Yin wanted to find some painkillers first, to support the temporary blood volume and resist the tide of corpses.

Hearing this, the three of them rummaged through their pockets.

"Oh, I have,"

After saying this, Zhou Kali took out a bottle of medicine and handed it to A Yin:

"Here, boss, I found it in the urinal of the men's bathroom just now, let's make do with it."

A Yin's hair was full of black lines: "...Then what if you don't tell me? Would it be better?"

Rolling his eyes tiredly, A Yin reluctantly took the medicine.

At this time, the howls of the reunion of the devils and zombies have been heard all over the mountains and plains, and it is not too late.

But just as A Yin was about to unscrew the lid to take the medicine, he accidentally flipped the medicine bottle, and saw the eye-catching name of the medicine printed on the bottle——

"Brain Pieces"

"I fucking..."

A Yin gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do:

"After passing this level, I will go to screen the mod immediately!"

After all, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and ate the brain fragments, and the temporary blood volume increased instantly, making A Yin feel as if he traded his intelligence for his physique.

But before he complained too much.

Sudden.

Just behind him, there was a sudden loud sound!

"And his name is—"

"John Cena!!!"

...

Hey, hey, wait for the light! Light, wait for the light!

The classic appearance music of well-known WWE superstar John Cena sounded!

Dong Gua heard Liu Peijia, who was sniping at a high position behind him, shout urgently!

"WDNMD! Winter melon! Run! Zhao Xina is hot—!"

Hearing the sound of the sound behind him rushing towards him quickly from far and near, Donggua subconsciously turned around and looked behind him without Eggplant reminding him!

"Fuck! Groove!"

With a terrified cry of winter melon!

I saw Zhao Xina, who was more than two meters tall, and rushed towards him!

Before Winter Melon could react, Zhao Xina rushed close, and immediately a bully raised a tripod, picked him up high, and then slammed him down hard!

Boom!

‘ohhhhhhh——! ! ! '

The barrage burst into cheers!

'Musa! '

‘Winter melon again hahahahaha’

'Damn it, I feel that Zhao Xina is a real Kazakh'

'It's too weird for the overlord to lift the tripod'

"In Zhao Xina's hands, winter melon is not a loss"

‘Hahaha who made this silly beep mod, and I’ll make up the soundtrack...’

'The most fucking outrageous thing is that the model of winter melon is a teletubbies'

'Silly netizens can always come up with some strange things that make people look black'

'John Cena KOs Teletubbies, this fucking WWE is not a ratings explosion'

'...'

good!

It's different from A Yin's team with black eyes.

Since the launch of the creative workshop, the eggplants have been immersed in the road to survival every day and cannot extricate themselves!

Almost every few games, a batch of mods must be rotated!

And in this round, the four of them changed a batch of the hottest mods of the day as usual!

The first to bear the brunt are the models of the four protagonists!

Teletubbies mod!

When the four entered the game and saw each other's appearance, they almost laughed like crazy.

And after the other models in the game have also changed at the same time, this funny effect is even more obvious!

Just like now!

Eggplant, Liu Di, and Xiao Hei stood on an abandoned scaffolding platform, looking down at Dixie who was being beaten up by Zhao Xina crazily, gloating for a while!

"Fuck! This back fell! Fuck!"

"The DNMD wax gourd antenna is bent..."

"Hahaha, you're so ruthless, what the hell..."

certainly!

Although the three of them spoke sarcastic words, they were not slow in rescuing Winter Melon.

Liu Di and Xiao Hei, who had a little more blood, climbed off the scaffolding platform, rushed into the tide of corpses, and pulled Donggua up.

The eggplant with the least blood volume is on the platform to provide sniper support for the teammates below.

They are waiting for power to be restored to the elevator on the first floor.

As long as the power is restored, they can pass through the safety door and reach the safe house behind, saving the dog's life.

However, with the operation of the generator, the huge noise will also attract the surrounding army of corpses.

Therefore, during the waiting time, they still need to stand firm and repel the attack of endless corpses.

And with the gradual recovery of the power system, the number of corpses is also increasing!

and!

Thanks to the support of the increase in the number of enemy refreshes in a single wave, the connection between each wave of corpse waves is not only closer, but the number is also increasing.

From thirty at the beginning, to fifty, to one hundred, to two hundred...,

One wave, two waves, ten waves, a hundred waves...

"Wodefa-Wood! De! Fa!"

Standing at the highest point, Eggplant couldn't help constricting his pupils as he watched the terrifying wave of corpses stretching to the skyline, exclaiming in shock and fear!

The setting sun was like blood, and under the afterglow of the setting sun, the whole city was in ruins, billowing smoke against the rising flames.

The corpse tide army could not see the edge at a glance, as if it was connected to the skyline, like a wave, it rushed towards them, layer upon layer!

But now, the building they are guarding seems to be the only isolated island in the entire city!

As for the three teammates who were fighting bloody battles in the tide of corpses below, they were a lone boat leaning against this isolated island!

The overwhelming shock of despair made Eggplant shudder!

"I can't do it! Damn! Do you still have medicine?!"

Surrounded by layers of corpses, Xiao Hei leaned against a taxi, snapped out the rifle magazine, and shouted while changing the bullets:

"I'm out of blood!"

"No!"

On the side, Liu Di, standing on the roof of the car, pressed the fire control button continuously, and the deafening blue fire Gatling roar almost buried his voice:

"Winter melon! Do you still have medicine?!"

"I have a medical kit!"

Hearing Mr. Di's message, Donggua, who was leaning on the other side of the taxi, waved the butt of the gun, smashing the jumping zombies, and then pulled the trigger. The AA12 shotgun, known as a bulldozer, sprayed out dragon's breath, and smashed the zombies in front of it. The group exploded into flesh and blood fireworks:

"But in this case—we don't have time to pack—!"

"Damn it--did I fall!"

The voice has not yet fallen!

But during the conversation, Xiao Hei, who didn't get enough blood in time, fell at the feet of the group, and fell into a state of dying. The health value displayed on the watch also turned into depleted blood.

The situation took a turn for the worse!

Seeing his teammates fall down, Liu Di, who was standing on the roof of the car, couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat!

Originally, the three of them took turns to fire, which was barely enough.

Now, if there is another person, relying on him and the winter melon alone, I am afraid that it will not be able to last for a few seconds!

"Winter melon! Xiao Hei is down! Pull it! I'll cover you!"

Relying on the special weapon Gatling in his hand, Liu Di decisively gave orders.

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud cry, turning the heavy gun body, using itself as the axis, and sweeping in circles:

"ah--"

And Donggua also reacted quickly, and in response, turning over was a sliding shovel, skimming over the hood, and sliding to the other side of the investment vehicle.

bang bang! Boom!

He drew out his pistol and knocked down a zombie that was attacking Xiao Hei. Dong Gua strode forward, reaching out to help Xiao Hei:

"I'll pull you..."

However!

Before he stretched out his hand!

suddenly!

Just heard a familiar and scalp-numbing voice sounding!

[What are you doing——haha ouch! 】

Hearing the voice from far to near, it came behind him almost instantly, and Donggua couldn't help being coldly surprised:

"Hey I—!"

I didn't say the last hidden word!

He saw a gray figure in overalls, like a bolt of lightning, he swooped and rode directly on his head!