Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

'This is too damn handsome! '

‘What kind of crazy game is this, where is the morality, where is the bottom line, where is the trial version, and where is the official version? '

'Your mother...will definitely live longer than Nanshan'

'What drain bends? '

'Put on the enemy's clothes and bury it'

'Be careful in your next life, my 40-meter sword is not easy to hold'

‘This f*cking game isn’t random killing? '

'It's going to be bad, once this promotional video comes out, the ancestral grave of the scalper will start to smoke'

'At first I thought the stick game was pretty good, but now it looks like, tsk tsk...'

'Pressed to the ground and beaten...'

‘Hahahahahaha has just turned around the outer net, neon netizens have begun to celebrate the descendants of Lieyang’ s descendants. ’

'Little devil is really hurt, knowing that his baseball hero has no hope of winning the championship, he went to disgust the next door Korea'

'I'm fucking dying laughing'

‘The suspense is gone. If PUBG doesn’t win the championship, the Asian Games will not be held’

'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

'...'

It exploded!

This promo is out!

The anchors exploded, the players exploded, and the media exploded.

Shen Miaomiao exploded too!

"What's the situation with his meowing?!"

the next day!

Shen Miaomiao got up in the morning and only turned on her phone, and she was hit with a sap!

See you!

On the mobile phone notifications, densely packed, from small black boxes to player bonfires, from Tiantian Youbao to Huaxia E-sports, and even tabtab, a platform that focuses on small games and mobile games, has released push messages about "PUBG Mobile"!

Shen Miaomiao was shocked.

It is true that PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds really caught people's attention at the opening ceremony of the Asian Games five months ago, drew cheers from countless media players at the scene, and won the Most Anticipated Game Award.

Shen Miaomiao was somewhat prepared for the explosion of PUBG.

But……

This is too hot, right? !

have a look!

Look at what these dog-licking media have said——

Little Black Box: "MFGA is always loud! PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds - a game that once again refreshes the world's FPS perception! "

Player Bonfire: "The outcome has lost suspense, players from other countries can already prepare for the PUBG competition"

Daily Travel: "Supernova Burning! GoldenSam strikes again, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has caused an uproar in Asia! "

Huaxia E-sports: "I can't make it through this week!" ——Record of office interview after PUBG broadcast

Lick, lick like crazy!

Blow, blow like hell!

Shen Miaomiao's scalp was numb!

no? Wasn't 25 game promotional videos released at the same time last night? Why are 24 other games now fucking out of the game?

Did Lao Gu take over all those game companies overnight?

Are the mountains and plains full of reports about PUBG?

And not a single person has said it's bad, it's all raving about it!

"He—tui!"

"nausea!"

"Disgusting——!!!"

The shameless bragging behavior of the media made Shen Miaomiao thump her chest!

But luckily!

Today, this game is really a prototype of a framework!

After a while of madness, Shen Miaomiao also knew that there was no hope of reversing the hot word of mouth, so she could only sigh and comfort herself with the "poor game quality" trump card.

In fact, it can't be said that the quality of the game is poor.

After all, from project approval to production completion, Lao Gu and the others only had five months and 50 million yuan.

The game quality is a bit weak which is to be expected.

The time is tight, the tasks are heavy and the budget is small.

In addition, at the beginning of the project, I made a big fuss in the project department, which directly deprived Lao Gu of his dignity in the project department and encouraged the enthusiasm of the employees not to work overtime.

Once people's hearts are scattered, it will be even more difficult for Lao Gu's team to lead.

"well……"

Shen Miaomiao sighed with guilt.

Speaking of which, I feel a little guilty about being sorry for Lao Gu.

Obviously, he was thinking about the company, but he had a villainous president like himself, who was always trying to hold back his company.

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao clasped her hands together, as if she was praying, but also as if she was apologizing to Gu Sheng:

"Let me lose one million, just lose one million, this wave will return the blood to the small treasury,"

"Let's make a small game for the next one. Lao Gu, I will give you the maximum authority to do whatever you want. I will never hinder you. I will make it up to you."

"God bless, next time will be sure, next time will be..."

Talk about it!

Shen Miaomiao finally found some psychological comfort for herself, but she was not particularly relieved.

So I set off to the company, wanting to see how much the quality of the game's finished product differs from the promotional video.

She also watched the promotional video of PUBG, and had to admit that this thing is indeed very lethal to players.

After all, who can resist the temptation to step on the mountain of corpses in a sea of ​​blood and claim the throne by picking one out of a hundred.

but!

Shen Miaomiao also knew that a promotional video for a game is usually not credible.

Even sometimes, the quality of the promotional video is inversely proportional to the quality of the actual game content.

Because those games need promotional videos to create expectations for players, and cool promotional videos need to be used to attract sales.

For such a thief like Lao Gu, Shen Miaomiao had no doubt that he would do this.

Even so, the game may be criticized by players in a short period of time because the goods are not right.

But as she said before, PUBG is not a one-off deal, and it will definitely be updated in the future.

After waiting for a week, she got the rebate, and the company has money to pay overtime pay. When the time comes, let the project department repair it, which can also restore word of mouth.

Based on this consideration!

Shen Miaomiao felt that Lao Gu's promotional video would most likely be a "big cake".

"Let me see how many fillings are in this pie..."

While thinking, Shen Miaomiao also arrived at the company, pushed the door into the office and took a drink of water, then couldn't wait to push out the motion sensor cabin in her office.

Yes, she has her own somatosensory cabin.

And since she is one of the company's top executives (nonsense), her somatosensory cabin equipment has the official version of "PUBG Mobile".

Of course, in order to avoid sneaking away, looking at the entire company, only she and Gu Sheng have this official version in their somatosensory cabins.

try it!

After activating the somatosensory cabin, Shen Miaomiao lay down in it.

laugh--

As the door of the somatosensory cabin was closed and the brain wave synchronization technology was activated, Shen Miaomiao entered the game.

When it came up, it was a simple face pinching system. Shen Miaomiao chose the initial female character, and then chose to start the game in the upper left corner of the preparation interface.

After all, she is here to experience the game, so feel free to pinch her face or something.

In the next second, his eyes went black.

The roar of the engine, accompanied by the sound of the wind, rang in my ears.

Immediately afterwards, a strong airflow hit from in front of her, and Shen Miaomiao felt as if she was thrown into a big air vent. The rapid airflow almost made her feel her breathing was blocked!

wait? !

Shen Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat!

Why do I have a bad feeling?

She can feel the airflow, which means that this game has introduced the regrettable "full sense system" in their last game "Left 4 Dead".

Originally, this was fine.

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds invested 10 million yuan, and PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds invested 50 million yuan. Although they are both of the "Qiu" generation, the total investment is five times different. It is normal for a new game to introduce a full-sense system.

But what's not normal is——

How did they adjust the full sense system to be so realistic?

To know!

The full sense system is easy to introduce, as long as you have money.

Adjustable is a big project!

Just like plasticine, it is easy for you to buy a box of plasticine, but it can't be done in three to five minutes to knead it into a Venus with a broken arm!

This requires a lot of human resources and time resources!

Although!

A full five months is more than enough for an airflow full-sensing effect adjustment.

But don't forget, this thing is just one of the most insignificant details in the overall experience of the game!

It's as if you ordered a steak. In theory, half an hour is just enough time for the chef to finish frying the steak.

But when the steak was on the table, you found a marigold flower just carved out of yellow radish on the plate!

Just a garnish!

The chefs are all kung fu.

So, is the quality of the steak necessarily the same?

Or put the cart before the horse?

Leave the steak for the main meal aside and spend half an hour patronizing carved flowers?

Shen Miaomiao didn't believe that Gu Sheng, as a supernova game designer, could do such an operation with cerebral palsy.

That is to say...

In the next second, Shen Miaomiao opened her eyes against the bitter air current!

See you!

now!

She was standing at the cabin door of a transport plane!

In front of you is the cloud and mist that flows like water, and below the cloud and mist is the sky!

The roar of the plane rang in my ears, and the strong airflow rushed towards my face, almost blinding my eyes.

Looking around, I saw men and women wearing vests and shorts, just like myself, standing at the door of the hatch, looking down.

And as the plane progressed, scattered prisoners would jump off the plane from time to time and deploy their umbrella bags in the air.

All of a sudden, under the flow of the plane, white umbrella flowers bloomed, and the exciting battle royale has begun!

I! ! !

ah? ? ?

Shen Miaomiao's pupils shook!

This delicate picture, this perfect full-sensing system training, these AI players whose expressions and actions are like living people...

What the hell do you call this an "unpolished prototype frame"? !

its not right!

Twenty-five out of ten are wrong!

Shen Miaomiao swallowed nervously!

A feeling of tingling scalp came over, making Shen Miaomiao shiver uncontrollably.

I thought to myself: Hold on tight! Hold on to Shen Miaomiao! This is just the beginning! Lao Gu is an experienced designer, he must have put most of his energy into the opening skydiving session! Because only in this way can players have a shocking first experience, so as to cover up the shortcomings in the actual process of the game!

Think about it!

Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!

"definitely is--"

He took two steps back, followed by a run-up, and jumped down at a height of ten thousand feet:

"Is that so--"

"How is this thing so realistic——"

"It's broken! How do I open my umbrella bag——"

The moment you jump off the plane!

Shen Miaomiao felt the delicate adjustment of the sensory system down to the bone!

The feeling of weightlessness was accompanied by the sound of the wind whistling in her ears, which boosted her adrenaline almost instantly!

The intense stimulation made the legs go weak.

The uneasiness and trembling in Shen Miaomiao's heart became more and more intense!

because!

From the perspective of objective experience, the whole game does not talk about anything else. The skydiving experience alone seems to be worth the ticket price of 98!

God bless! The game sucks!

Shen Miaomiao muttered a sentence in her heart, then found the opening tab of the umbrella bag, and stretched her hands!

Hula!

Finally, I opened the umbrella before it turned into a pie...

"call--"

Shen Miaomiao let out a long breath of relief and landed on the ground flickeringly.

And with a soft rustle, the parachutes spread out behind them were automatically retracted.

After all, this is a game, and it is normal to have some superpowers.

Shen Miaomiao rolled forward and landed at the door of a factory building. Hearing the sound of footsteps coming from behind, Shen Miaomiao could not help turning her head.

"I rely on it!"

With a scream, three or five AIs landed on the ground simultaneously with her, and at this moment, they really ran towards the factory building!

Shen Miaomiao looked at the wolf-like AI, then at the pistol on the cargo box at the door of the factory building, turned her head and ran towards the factory building!

"mine--!"

With a loud shout, Shen Miaomiao dashed out and hit the box with a bang. After touching the pistol, she frantically reloaded it!

But at this moment, the AI ​​who rushed to the front had already come in front of her, jumped up, and threw his fist at her!

The sandbag-sized fist was reflected in Shen Miaomiao's big terrified eyes with a heavy sense of oppression.

A moment of lightning and flint!

Boom! ! !

Trigger pull!

The bullet dragged its wake and shot out of the gun chamber, and a bloody arrow burst out from the AI's chest!

But the damage of the pistol is limited after all, even without the protection of armor, the P92 in Shen Miaomiao's hand can only do 37.4 damage to the chest.

So, this punch still landed on her face!

Boom!

Shen Miaomiao's side face went numb intuitively, and she staggered half a step back!

With the blessing of the full sense system, although this punch is not painful, it is extremely insulting!

Next second!

Just heard a roar from the somatosensory cabin!

"My passionate horse turtle son! My old man dare not give me ears! You die to me——!!!"

bang bang!

Bang bang bang bang bang—! ! !

The semi-automatic pistol blasted like popping beans one after another!

It won't take a moment!

In the workshop, blood spattered, and three corpses lay across the spot!

Shen Miaomiao stepped on the male corpse that had punched her, threw out the magazine, and pressed a new shuttle of bullets into the chamber!

Click!

Bang bang bang bang!

Point the gun at the corpse, empty the clip!

At this moment, looking at the two AIs at the entrance of the factory building, they are completely stupid!

Swish——

Kicking the unrecognizable corpse away with one kick, Shen Miaomiao bravely took a step forward and roared at the two AIs outside the door!

"Look at your mother selling mahua! Get out!"

"Lao Tzu Shu Dao Mountain——!!!"

Whizzing!

Before the meatball-headed bully started counting.

In the next second, the two AIs disappeared without a trace as if they understood the human language, running faster than a rabbit!

See it!

Shen Miaomiao laughed with her hands on her hips!

"Wow ha ha ha ha -! Cool -!!!"

So cool!

This kind of passionate and passionate fighting can really make people's blood surge!

Especially at the moment when I got the gun to fight back, I felt instantly comfortable, and the feeling of refreshment soared to the top!

While enjoying herself, Shen Miaomiao put the pistol into her waist:

"Haha, I didn't expect this game to be so fun..."

That's only half the story!

Next second!

The smile froze on her face!

no?

wait!

Fuck!

Why am I still grinning like a big fool and quacking here? !

This game—

Something is wrong! ! !