Scenic Area Of The Underworld? I Am On A Tour Group To The Underworld!
Chapter 60 Meng Po: Oh, Why Do You Bring Gifts When You Come?
"Let me make it clear to you first........."
"Don't run around later............
Shen Lian said, and from time to time he looked at the weird passing by.
"Don't think those weirds around you look normal............"
"If I see you alone... maybe I'll find you then..."
"Only a pile of bones will be left."
Tourists:!!!
Ghost:?
In order to ensure the safety of the tourists behind and not scare them away, Shen Lian had to resort to this last resort and use this statement to fool them first.
As for the weird passing by...
I really want to stand up and speak for myself.
Tmd!
You slander us!!
Be careful or we will go to the Weird Security Bureau to sue you for slander!!
It's strange that so many people appeared in the underworld...
And they happened to appear on the Naihe Bridge.
I remember the last time I encountered this situation, it was the group of people in the world. The Taoist priest ran down.
At that time, whoever attacked that group of people, their souls had no idea where they went.
Now a similar situation has occurred again………………
They don’t even look at them, let alone attack them!!
And most of the ghosts have been punished,
and are now preparing to reincarnate.
Based on the principle of less trouble is worse than more trouble.
Complete the reincarnation process as soon as possible.
How could they suddenly attack these living people?
This living person is simply talking nonsense!!
After hearing what Shen Lian said, the tourists looked at their bodies more carefully. The ghosts passing by.
Before, everyone had the courage to walk on the Naihe Bridge because they believed everything was fake.
But now they were told the truth………………
How could they dare to observe the ghosts around them from the previous perspective.
Not to mention thinking about escaping from so many ghosts.
At the beginning, it was not that no one among the tourists had the idea of escaping.
But when they saw Zhu Min pressing the young man to the ground with one hand………………
How could they dare to think about it!
Everyone thought that this was an ordinary driver brother before………………
How could they know that he was so fierce!
What Shen Nian said just now was more like the last straw that broke the camel's back.
After 13 in a row, everyone had no intention of escaping.
Dit.......
Now they can only accept the fact that they are about to reincarnate.
Shen Lian led everyone through the ghost group and arrived at the other side in less than two minutes.
When they really stepped on the land.
Many tourists knelt on the floor and cried because they couldn't accept the reality.
"No....I...I don't want to reincarnate yet. "
"My...my family is still waiting for me...
Shen Lian looked at the people on the ground and uttered a word coldly.
"E!"
Hearing Shen Lian's counting, the tourists who had just been crying on the ground jumped up.
They looked at Shen Lian in fear, and their feet kept moving towards the crowd.
Seeing the look of the tourists, Shen Lian felt a headache.
He knew that except Tang Guoguo, other people probably couldn't believe what he said.
DE......
Take them around the spring platform, I hope everyone will be better.
.....
He, Shen Lian, is just an ordinary tour guide.
It's not as complicated as these people think.
If they really have to wait until their life is gone, there is no need to go through so much trouble.
There are buses to pick them up, and they take people to visit various attractions...
Just let the soul-binding master throw a chain over to bring them down.
Walked a few steps on the shore, worried that they would run around.
Shen Lian asked Bed next to him to help watch the tourists.
If anyone wants to escape, just attack them.
Bede nodded obediently after hearing this.
She would not be as generous as her master to those living people who don't know what's good for them.
Then she spread her wings behind her, fluttered, and flew into the air.
Then she began to hover over everyone's heads.
After seeing Bede's transformation with their own eyes, the tourists were stunned.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!!"
"Then... that's the tour guide's girlfriend, right?"
"So she is also a ghost............"
"She...she won't eat people, right?"
When everyone thought about how they had been with a ghost for so many days,
they felt even more scared.
Many people had greeted Bede before.
Even Tang Guoguo, who was following Shen Lian, was shocked.
Although she knew she was in the underworld, she had never seen a god before.
She had originally thought that the underworld was not much different from the heavens.
Now seeing Bede in the sky...
Tang Guoguo realized that she was wrong.
And those stories in myths and legends...are probably true.
The tourists following Shen Lian trembled when they saw Bede hovering in the sky.
Originally, there was still a trace of thought in their hearts, but it also dissipated.
EX........
No matter how fast you run on your legs, you can't fly as fast as the monster in the sky.
From the fierce man Zhu Min just now, to Bede flying in the air...
Shen Lian's identity was overshadowed in everyone's heart.
At this moment, they could no longer look at Shen Lian with normal eyes.
They even wondered in their hearts whether Shen Lian was the same as other ghosts.
Now he might look like an ordinary person……………………
But who knows what kind of monster he is.
Bede, hovering in the air, saw that there was nothing unusual about those living people, so he retracted his wings and returned to Shen Lian.
Tang Guoguo, who was closer, just accidentally glanced at Bede, and felt that she was going to fall into him.
Her head was buzzing like a heavy hammer.
Shen Lian saw the girl's pace slow down, and immediately reminded her.
"Don't look at Bede if you are so close."
"She is a succubus"
"If you are succubus, I may not be able to save you."
Ah???
No??
What did I hear?
Bede is... a succubus?
Why would such a thing appear in the underworld?!
I remembered that Bede seemed to call Shen Lian master.
So.....their relationship is just that of master and servant?
But you are a living person...
Why does it sound so improper to raise a succubus?
Thinking of this, Tang Guoguo looked at Shen Lian with a strange look.
She even cursed him as a pervert in her heart.
But Shen Lian didn't notice the abnormality of the girl.
She just felt nostalgic when she looked at the reincarnation office in front of her.
DBP]......
Back to the old place again!
Shen Lian looked at Tang Guoguo beside him and said with emotion.
"Let me tell you............"
"I worked here when I just graduated."
Tang Guoguo and Zhou Wenwen in front looked up at Shen Lian.
Shen Lian looked back and found that everyone else had a look of alertness and tension on their faces.
How could he have the heart to continue playing.
He simply told Tang Guoguo and the others about what happened here.
"Then why are you a tour guide now?"
"The reincarnation...office sounds like a good job, right?"
In her concept, those who can work here...
The level should be much higher than those bull-headed and horse-faced people.
To put it in a higher way, at least she is on the same level as Meng Po.
She really couldn't understand why Shen Lian worked well here, but then went to the world of the living to take people on a tour.
Shen Lian's expression was complicated, and his smile was a little bitter.
"It's all because of the damn performance indicators!!"
Performance indicators???
Are you still doing this stuff after reincarnation?
Why does this kind of worldly word appear here!?
Tang Guoguo and Zhou Wenwen were stunned.
"I just came here after graduation and thought it was a good job."
"I usually drink tea and read the newspaper. My life is so leisurely."
"And there are not many employees here."
"While I was slacking off, there was no boss to inspect.
"Do you think this kind of work is very cool?"
The two nodded and said that they also wanted to have such a job in the future.
However, they took a look at the long queue of ghosts behind them.
They immediately noticed something wrong.
"Wait... there are so many reincarnated ghosts............"
"Your work shouldn't be so idle."
Shen Lian saw their expressions and understood what they were thinking.
"It has nothing to do with those reincarnated teams."
"As long as they complete the procedures normally, they can go directly to Meng Po to drink a bowl of soup, and then they can go to reincarnate."
"RTU....."
"Didn't I say before that the underworld is modernizing?"
"Now life is much better than in the early years."
"This has led to many ghosts not wanting to reincarnate."
When the two heard this, they suddenly recalled the four major families in the underworld that Shen Lian had mentioned before, as well as the Three Kingdoms Media Company.
It seems that these ancestors really have no intention of reincarnating.
But think about it, since they are doing well in the underworld.
Why forget the memory and run to the human world to live again?
Life up there might be worse than in the underworld.
"At the end of the year... "
"We were told that our reincarnation office had not met the target."
"Then the department leaders and other employees were sent to reincarnate."
"In the end, the department was cleared out and I was the only one left, and I was considered to have met the performance target."
"Fortunately, I was the only living person in the department at that time and could not be reincarnated.
"Otherwise, you probably wouldn't see me now. "Ah??? What? So you are the only survivor of the reincarnation office??? The target was not completed, so you turned yourself into the target, right? No... The work in the underworld... So it's all like this?? I think of the director of the Ghost Mouth Bureau who was hanged before. Later, the underworld torture was a one-time job. As a result, I came to the reincarnation office in Quantai... I didn't forget my original intention and gave the employees some work intensity. What the hell is going on? Are all the jobs in the underworld so high-risk? Tang Guoguo didn't know how to complain about this weird system. Just based on these few examples... She estimated that other jobs should not be much better. As they talked, Shen Lian and the others had already walked to the vicinity of the Evil Mirror Platform. If you continue to walk down, you can see the Quantai. Not far to their right, there are a few small tents. There are also a few staff members next to the tents, responsible for distributing Mengpo soup to those ghosts. As for the person in charge, Mengpo... She crossed her legs and happily She was swiping her phone quickly.
She didn't watch many short videos, but when she looked up, she found that more than 30 people were walking towards her.
She looked carefully and found that she knew the young man in front.
Meng Po waved and said hello, then ran to Shen Lian.
"Xiao Lian!"
"Long time no see!"
"Are you here to see me today?"
She stared at the candy and Zhou Wenwen beside her, and then glanced at the team behind.
Suddenly she burst into laughter.
"Hey, you are so stupid! Come here, what gifts do you bring? "
"I accept the gift, don't do this next time!"
Meng Po's words stunned everyone present.
Including Shen Lian and Zhu Min.
Ah??
What is she talking about??
We have become gifts???
No...she shouldn't eat people, right?
When the tourists behind heard this, their legs began to shake.
I never expected it...Meng Po actually eats people!!!
Feeling Meng Po's bad taste, Shen Lian's expression was a little helpless.
"Sister Xin, don't tease them."
"Look how scared they are. .
"I'll take them over to the endoscopy table for a tour, and come to see you by the way."
Meng Po is a profession in the underworld.
From ancient times to the present, it has been passed down for dozens of generations.
This generation of Meng Po is called Meng Xin.
She has just started working and has only worked for more than 500 years.
However, her personality is as naughty as a little girl.
Meng Xin heard Shen Lian's words and showed a trace of grievance on her face.
"My brother is so cruel."
"He ran away without saying a word in the reincarnation office before."
"You haven't come to see your sister for so many years............"
Tang Guoguo and Zhou Wenwen turned their heads to look at Shen Lian, and their eyes seemed to really scold Shen Lian for being a scumbag.
Shen Lian pursed his lips and said nothing.
You can shut up!
I remember clearly at that time............
Meng Xin treated her colleagues so cruelly.
Kicked one after another into the fountain platform.
Without blinking an eyelid.
Shen Lian even felt.........
Meng Xin wanted to try whether he could throw himself in at that time.
To see if the living really can't reincarnate as they say.
Meng Xin didn't say a word and noticed Bede beside Shen Lian.
She showed a hint of surprise in her eyes.
"Got it from Heaven?"
"Are you so wild now?"
"I haven't seen you for years...you're playing more wildly than before."
As Meng Xin spoke, she walked to Bede, gently pinched her chin with her hands, and hit her left and right.
Bede, whose chin was pinched, had no thought of resisting at all.
She felt a huge crisis in her heart just by looking at him.
This feeling was even more exaggerated than what she had encountered in the West.
In the end, she could only look at Shen Lian pitifully.
Hopefully, her master can help her get rid of this Eastern devil.
"......"
"But sister is really something, it's fine if you scare these living people............"
"Why are you bullying a succubus?"
Bede:??
Am I not as good as those living people?
Shen Lian's words made Meng Xin feel very bored.
She glanced at Shen Lian and his group, and then her eyes rolled.
She continued to talk to Shen Lian.
"Look at you all sweating profusely."
"Don't leave for a moment."
"I'll give everyone a bowl of soup, take a break."
Zhu Min:?
Shen Lian:?
Tang Guoguo and Zhou Wenwen haven't recovered from the shock just now.
Then they heard Meng Po was going to serve soup to everyone...
Damn!
No need to think!
She must be giving everyone Meng Po soup!
When the tourists heard this, their hands and feet were cold.
Some even fell to the ground uncontrollably.
Shen Lian glanced at them, not knowing what to say.
Ancestors...
You are too bored here, teasing them to death, right?
"Sister Xin, stop it..."
"You know what I'm doing here.
"I'll take them for a walk and then go back."
"If they drink your soup......"
"I'm afraid something big will happen. "Hearing Shen Lian's refusal, Meng Xin lowered her head regretfully. "$308..." "Sister is just too boring..." "This broken place has been without a living person for many years." "And I have to stay in this position for another 500 years..." "How miserable!" Shen Lian couldn't bear to see her like this. So, he turned his head and said to the tourists behind him. "Everyone, do you want to take a photo with Meng Po?" Shen Lian thought about letting everyone take photos with celebrities in the underworld... The tourists should be very moved, right? Tourists: I dare not move... I dare not move at all!!!
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