Scholars in the courtyard

"Hmph! Pay me a wife and forget about it."

Silly Zhu said something angrily without thinking. After a moment of silence, there was a burst of boos.

"Wow, Silly Zhu misses his wife!"

"Si Zhu wants Xu Damao to compensate his wife, doesn't Xu Damao have one!"

"It turns out that Shazhu also likes Lou Xiao'e, tsk tsk. How about being merciful to Lou Xiao'e, I see."

"Don't tell me, this silly Zhu really had this tendency when Xu Damao got married."

Everyone was talking, and the courtyard was boiling with this surprising request.

Many people began to think divergently and looked at Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e and Sha Zhu, trying to find out the truth.

Love triangles are the most annoying.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard!"

Lou Xiao'e's face turned red. After being talked about by so many people, how could she still have the nerve to stay here?

Turn around and run back to the backyard.

Silly Zhu was stunned and realized that he was too talkative, and he felt a little regretful.

But deep down, I also feel that Lou Xiaoe is not a bad woman.

"Silly Zhu, you are such a shameless person, how dare you take advantage of my wife."

"I'm telling you, give up on this idea."

Xu Damao shouted angrily and was about to reach out.

Silly Zhu pushed her away, and Xu Damao staggered. However, Silly Zhu did not continue, but held his neck high and explained, "Who cares about your wife? I will find a better one."

Xu Damao realized the difference in strength and did not move forward. He stood there arrogantly.

Yi Zhonghai walked to the middle and said, "Okay, stop making trouble."

"Xu Damao, tell me, how to compensate?"

Xu Damao touched his nose and glanced at Silhu, "I'm wrong about this, but Silhu is just on a blind date. It's hard to say whether it will work out or not."

"So, I gave you ten yuan as compensation."

"Ten dollars? No! At least twenty dollars!"

Silly Zhu refused and then doubled the price.

"Isn't it enough for ten yuan? It's not as good as it used to be, Silly Zhu, just be satisfied."

Xu Damao said dissatisfied.

"Is your wife worth ten yuan?"

"She's not your wife yet, Silly Zhu, don't change your mind."

"It won't be soon."

"It doesn't matter if it's faster. It's ten yuan at most. Don't think about it if it's more. Isn't it just the street office? I'm not afraid."

"Thief Sun, you deserve a beating."

boom

"Ouch"

The two started chasing each other in the yard again.

"Stop it all."

Yi Zhonghai stopped Xu Damao, and Silly Zhu took the opportunity to kick Xu Damao in the back, hitting Xu Damao's butt directly. The pain made Xu Damao clutch his hands and twitch, and he kept oopsing.

"Zilla, stop."

Silly column stopped.

When Xu Damao stopped howling, Yi Zhonghai said, "In this case, Silly Zhu won't ask for twenty, just fifteen. This matter is over, okay?"

The last question was asked to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao had a pig liver look on his face, knowing that Yi Zhonghai was protecting Silly Zhu in this matter, and he was already used to this kind of routine.

"Okay, fifteen, fifteen!"

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and agreed, glanced at Silly Zhu, and walked to his home in the backyard.

Seeing Xu Damao walking away, Shazhu's anger subsided.

Just like Xu Damao said, even if it is a blind date, it is still unknown whether it will succeed.

What's more, he didn't want to make a fuss known to everyone, after all, he still wanted to continue looking for a wife.

In this way, it is not bad to get fifteen yuan from Xu Damao, which is more than half a month's salary.

After I figured it out, I wasn't so angry anymore.

Seeing that the excitement was gone, people around them went home and continued eating.

Seeing that nothing else happened, the second uncle left with his hands behind his back.

Silly Zhu helped the deaf old lady walk back, and Yan Fugui immediately followed behind. After a while, she became even hungrier.

When several people came back together, they saw four people sitting at the table, none other than Jia Zhang's family and He Yuyu.

On the table, every plate was eaten to pieces, and all that was left of the fish was the head.

"Oh, why didn't you call me!"

Yan Fugui saw that the stir-fried pork on the table was already full of foam, and he rushed in without any thought of being reserved.

Silly Zhu was also confused. What is going on?

Are you starting to eat before you even come?

Yi Zhonghai's face was full of displeasure, and the deaf old lady knocked on the doorstep angrily.

Jia Zhang lowered his head and said nothing, Jia Dongxu hugged the stick, He Yuyu didn't look good, Silly Zhu, because of Qin Huairu, he stood up and said with embarrassment.

"Pillar."

Silly Zhu looked over and saw Qin Huairu's face was ashamed, red but shy.

"Sister, I was a little dizzy just standing there, so I came inside to have something to eat."

Silly Zhu didn't say anything after hearing this. You can come and eat. What's going on with Jia Zhang's Jia Dongxu?

Also, you can’t only choose good food when you eat, how will other people eat?

Silly Zhu sat down with a change of expression, not looking good to the Jia family.

Qin Huairu couldn't keep it off her face and could only sit aside.

As for Jia and Zhang, they didn't care at all. They had eaten everything in their stomachs and could still spit it out.

Yi Zhonghai also had a gloomy face. If there weren't too many things going on today, he would have wanted to educate Jia Zhang.

As for the deaf old lady, she snorted coldly, stopped eating, and turned around to walk to the backyard.

Only Yan Fugui sat beside Jia Dongxu early in the morning, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

"Silly Zhu, don't take it to heart. It won't work this time. I will introduce you to a good one next time."

Yi Zhonghai comforted Sha Zhu, but as soon as he said the words, Sha Zhu jumped up immediately.

"Come on, sir, you'd better not worry about it."

"One Liu Yulan is powerful enough, and she even made me pay fifty yuan. You should keep such a good girl for others."

Silly Zhu said, Liu Yulan's fat body has become his shadow.

"Humph, you are really a young man with short-sighted eyes and you don't know what to do."

While Yan Fugui was defending Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu directly picked up the chopsticks and pinched the fish head into the bowl, making Yan Fugui anxious for a while.

"Third uncle, if you get used to it, introduce it to Yan Jiecheng."

"Huh, you think I'm not happy. That boy has the same temper as you. He's good enough to be a meal."

"As the old saying goes, a husband does not think his wife is ugly, and a son does not think his family is poor."

"You guys, you should read more."

The third uncle was about to drop his book bag again, but found that some of the dishes he had on hand had been poured into the bowl by Silly Zhu, and he was too anxious to speak.

"Silly Zhu, give you money!"

When Xu Damao came back from the door, there was a scratch on his face. Needless to say, it must have been scratched by his wife.

"Si Mao, do less immoral things in the future, so as not to suffer retribution and not be able to have a son."

Silly Zhu took the money without forgetting to laugh.

Xu Damao angrily threw the money at the door, "I will have a son sooner or later. I will make you mad."

Silly Zhu raised his leg, and Xu Damao ran away immediately.

"Pooh"

"If you can't find a wife, you will become homeless sooner or later."

Xu Damao turned around and spat thick phlegm towards Shazhu's house, and then walked to the backyard. There was still an aunt at home waiting for him to explain when he returned.

Suddenly, I felt someone in front of me.

He quickly turned around and saw Yang Xiaotao standing in front with one hand on his neck.

Uh~~~

In an instant, Xu Damao felt his neck being pulled, and his body fell involuntarily under the force.

"Master, man, let go, let go."

Xu Damao shouted with a grin, his voice was pinched and his words were hoarse.

Yang Xiaotao, however, exerted little force until Xu Damao was pushed to the ground with his knees on his chest before he spoke.

Snapped

No matter what happens, let me give you a slap first.

Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, his cheeks were bulging, and his mouth was awkward.

"Let go? Do you think it's possible?"

"Tao, Brother Tao, I was wrong, I am a bastard, please let me go..."

When Xu Damao saw Yang Xiaotao's behavior, he knew that things were not going well.

I feel regretful in my heart, how come the scar is healed and I forget the pain.

Why can't I control myself?

If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have waded into this muddy water if it wasn't for Yang Xiaotao's blind date.

If he had known that it was Shazhu's blind date, he would not have involved Yang Xiaotao and directly admitted that it was only fifteen yuan.

Regret!

Hate it!

The most terrible thing now is that it hurts and it’s uncomfortable to breathe.

Xu Damao's words became lower and lower, and Yang Xiaotao relaxed his grip.

Cough cough cough

Xu Damao coughed, tears came out, and he immediately cried and howled at Yang Xiaotao.

Snapped

Another slap, this time symmetrical on both sides.

Xu Damao was frightened by the beating and quickly covered his face.

"Brother Tao, Brother Tao, grandpa, let me go, let me go, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore."

Xu Damao was really scared. It only hurt last time. Although he lost a hundred yuan, he was still alive.

But this time, the stranglehold just now almost made him hold his breath.

This time it's death.

Although he believed that Yang Xiaotao did not dare to strangle him to death, the fear before death was more uncomfortable than the pain.

He really didn't want to do it again.

"Don't you dare? I think you are underestimating your own strength."

Yang Xiaotao said with a smile and increased his strength on his hands.

Uh~~~

"no, do not want……"

This time, Xu Damao's eyes nearly rolled out of his head before Yang Xiaotao stopped.

Cough cough cough

Cough cough cough

After a series of coughs, Xu Damao recovered again.

Looking at Yang Xiaotao, the fearful expression could no longer be concealed.

At this time, everyone in Shazhu's family was looking at the two people at the door. People in other courtyards also noticed the situation, but Yi Zhonghai did not come out this time, and Shazhu just watched the fun.

Only Jia Zhang felt uncomfortable, how could Silly Zhu get fifteen yuan so easily?

How much money would Yang Xiaotao have to pay for this?

Last time it was a hundred, this time, a hundred? Or one hundred and fifty?

Jia Zhang looked at Xu Damao who was lying on the ground and had a bold idea in her heart.