Scholars in the courtyard
Chapter 17: Go to the street office for one dollar
"Second uncle, do you think it is illegal to curse people?"
With one word, the bangs in his bangs were scattered, and he almost suffocated to death.
However, after hearing Yang Xiaotao's inquiry, Liu Haizhong started to think about it. No one had ever mentioned the question of whether swearing was illegal or not.
It would be better if it wasn't illegal, haha, but what if it was?
Wouldn't that be...
Thinking of something, Liu Haizhong looked at Jia Zhang who opened his mouth but couldn't make a sound.
In the past two days, while Mrs. Jia Zhang was scolding Yang Xiaotao, she also regretted that she was bald. If she hadn't been so quick-tongued at the time, she wouldn't have had to sweep the streets.
However, in the final analysis it was Yang Xiaotao's fault.
She has lived in the yard for twenty or thirty years, and she has never stopped swearing. It has become a daily routine, and even if she doesn't find someone for a day, she will feel uncomfortable and panic.
But no one has said anything about it, why is it that Yang Xiaotao is so indifferent and disrespectful when it comes to him?
What's wrong with those two sentences? I'm not just trying to eat your own flesh. I'm stingy and picky. I'm doomed to be a destitute person for the rest of my life.
Jia Zhang cursed in her heart, but did not dare to put it into words because many people around her were paying attention to this issue.
She suddenly realized that if swearing was against the law, over the years, she had been...
Looking at everyone's gaze, she shuddered and immediately looked towards Liu Haizhong, begging him for an answer that would not violate the law.
Yang Xiaotao naturally knew that it was not illegal to curse people. At least in this era, there were no sound laws and no effective management laws.
If in future generations, you will be caught even if you are trolling on the Internet, one violation of the Public Security Administration Penalty Law and Regulations will be enough to put you in jail for a few days.
However, Yang Xiaotao knew that Gui knew, but would not say it.
Especially since everyone in this quadrangle is illiterate, and all dispute resolution relies on the teachings of a few uncles. Otherwise, Xu Damao was beaten by a fool since he was a child, and his nose and face were not bruised every time. But has he ever gone to the police?
In the final analysis, it is a lack of legal awareness.
That is to say, Yang Xiaotao, who came from later generations, had the consciousness of asking the police uncle for help.
And this kind of consciousness is a dimensionality-reducing blow to the beasts in the courtyard.
Start directly from the national law.
Aren't you playing rogue with me? It's okay, we have laws.
Aren't you going to hit someone? It's okay, we have laws.
Aren't you good at moral kidnapping? It's okay, I won't listen to you, and you can't do anything.
If it offends me, let's go to the law and tell it.
Standing in front of the crowd, everyone turned their attention to Liu Haizhong at this moment.
If it were in the past, such a highly anticipated scene would definitely make him give a long speech to let the people in the courtyard know that he is the most suitable to be an official.
But now, pairs of eyes were staring at him, waiting for his answer.
However, he didn’t know whether it was illegal or not!
Feeling a little dazed, he looked around in embarrassment, only to find Mr. Jia Zhang staring at him with red triangular eyes, which meant that he would bite you to death if you dared to say you were guilty.
Looking at the crowd around them, their eyes were also filled with longing.
Forget it, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.
Liu Haizhong shouted to everyone, "I think it's okay to curse people for this kind of thing. He might not be breaking the law!"
Liu Haizhong said it without confidence, but it was clearly heard.
After saying this, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately laughed, while the surrounding melon-eaters looked disappointed.
"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? The second uncle said it's not illegal."
"Little beast, listen carefully, you are not breaking the law."
Yang Xiaotao didn't even look at him, but stared at Liu Haizhong, "Second uncle, are you sure?"
"How is it possible? If it is, it is, if it is not, it is not. You will be legally responsible for misinterpreting national laws like this."
Yang Xiaotao was sure that he had identified Liu Haizhong's attribute of legal blindness.
Liu Haizhong's body trembled, what should he say about this?
There were also comments from people around.
"Does the second uncle know?"
"So unsure, it seems like you don't know."
"Didn't the second uncle go to junior high school? Don't you know?"
"So what if Yang Xiaotao is in junior high school? He doesn't even know that Yang Xiaotao is still in high school. How will the second uncle know?"
The buzz of discussion was like a bee buzzing, making Liu Haizhong's face unbearable. Now he was riding a tiger and it was hard to get off, no matter what.
In the crowd, Xu Damao shouted in a sharp voice, "As the master of the courtyard, he doesn't know the law. I think this master should stop sitting, so as not to be embarrassed."
Liu Haizhong looked at Xu Damao, trembling with anger.
Fortunately, he was not a waste. Looking at the third uncle Yan Fugui in the crowd, he immediately took the blame to share the pressure and said loudly, "Third uncle, the third uncle is a teacher, he must know about this!"
As soon as the voice fell, the third uncle in the crowd felt numb and wanted to strangle his bangs to death.
Everyone looked over, and Yan Fugui had to stand up, adjust his glasses, and then said to the people around him like a dog, "This problem is not within the scope of my teaching."
"So, I don't know either."
Wow~~
Everyone was making noises, and Jia Zhang breathed a sigh of relief again.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai, the oldest man in the crowd, secretly cursed the two idiots for not being able to get on the stage.
At this time, you can only take action on your own.
After squeezing out the crowd, Yi Zhonghai walked up to the crowd.
“It’s hard to say whether swearing is illegal or not, but swearing is definitely wrong.”
"As builders of a new era, we must unite together, respect the old and love the young, be friendly to each other, and help each other."
After the first uncle finished speaking, he winked at Jia Zhang, which meant that the matter should be finished quickly and everyone should go back to their respective homes.
However, in Jia Zhang's opinion, it means something else.
That is, someone supports him.
Suddenly he became energetic, and regardless of Yi Zhonghai's warning eyes, he turned to point at Yang Xiaotao and scolded him.
"Little beast, do you hear me? You are a little beast that has no one to raise you, and you are not going to die a good death."
"you…"
boom.
Suddenly a kitchen knife struck the ground, causing Jia Zhang to jump back a step.
Looking at the kitchen knife stuck on the ground, I was a little scared.
"Come on, scold me, say I'm a little beast, then my father is also a beast?"
"A hero who protects national property is actually a beast in your eyes. I think you are a saboteur who endangers national peace."
"It's not unfair at all to say you are an enemy agent!"
"Here, whoever goes to the street to call someone, I'll give him a dollar!"
After the words fell, there was silence all around.
A similar scene appeared again, and the target was still Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang's arms stopped in mid-air, and she could no longer speak the words in her mouth. Her whole body was shaken by the word "enemy agent" again.
At this moment, a skinny kid in the crowd shouted loudly.
"Brother Yang, I'm going!"
But it was Wang Xiaohu from the Wang family in the middle courtyard, shouting and running out.
Seeing Wang Xiaohu who was about to run out of the yard, Yi Zhonghai reacted, and in a hurry, he immediately shouted, "You're not allowed to go, stop!"
"Zhuzi, stop him quickly!"
When he saw Silly Zhu walking outside to watch the excitement, he immediately shouted.
Silly Zhu cooked a meal for He Yuyu at home, and then anxiously came over to watch the fun.
Not long after I heard Yang Xiaotao shouting for someone to go to the street office to call someone, I heard the voice of an old man and saw a child running over quickly.
Without thinking, he pulled his arms and picked up Wang Xiaohu.
"Little calf, your butt is on fire!"
Wang Xiaohu hung in the air, dancing and shouting, "Silly Zhu, let me go, let me go."
"I'm going to the street office. I'll give you one dollar. Let me go!"
"What a dollar, please be honest with me."
Silly Zhu clamped hard, and then a man ran out from the crowd, "Silly Zhu, put down my son."
After he finished speaking, two young men followed him, it was Wang Xiaohu's father, Wang Dashan, and his two brothers.
The Wang family is prosperous, with three boys and one girl, which is not a large number in this era. It is the same in every household.
Wang Dashan works in a meat factory. Although his monthly salary is less than RMB 30, he often brings back some leftovers from the meat factory. The children at home are not hungry. On the contrary, they are still strong.
It's just that Wang Dashan is a human being, he doesn't bully others in the yard, and he doesn't get involved in the beasts' affairs on weekdays, so he doesn't show off, but the family is not easy to mess with.
Seeing this, Silly Zhu quickly smiled and said, "Brother Wang, why don't you just yell at me!"
"You let my third child go first."
"Hey, hey, why don't I give you a piece, and you don't go yet!"
After saying that, Shazhu took out a crumpled banknote and put it in Wang Xiaohu's hand.
Wang Xiaohu held the money and didn't know whether he should go or not.
Seeing Sha Zhu stopping Wang Xiaohu, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, then turned back and said to Yang Xiaotao seriously.
"How big of a problem do you have to ask the street to handle? Can't we three uncles make the decision for you?"
Yang Xiaotao curled his lips, you three guys with crooked buttocks have the nerve to say that.
"Young people should accept criticism and education with an open mind, and don't tempt enemy agents. Our compound has already lost face once. It's the end of the year and we have to evaluate the advanced ones. What's going on? What will happen to this year's advanced ones?"
After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, the surrounding residents nodded. After all, there are rewards for being advanced.
"Yes, Xiaotao, I'm not talking about you."
Seeing the turn of public opinion at this time, Liu Haizhong became active again, "Jia and Zhang are considered your elders. Just listen to what I have to say."
"Get out!"
Yang Xiaotao blushed and yelled at Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong, causing them to take half a step back unconsciously.
"What kind of elder? What kind of elder is she?"
"My surname is Yang, not Jia!"
"Also, you keep talking about elders, is that from your Liu Haizhong family? Or is it from your Yi Zhonghai family?"
"It was so hilarious."
"Just ask her, a rambunctious old pious woman, to be worthy of being an elder?"
"Let me ask everyone, who wants to have another mother? Come forward and let me see!"
Yang Xiaotao went all out and shouted to the people around him, "Xu Damao, do you recognize it?"
In the crowd, Xu Damao rubbed his neck and said, "Yang Xiaotao, stop talking nonsense, I have a mother. Whoever wants this old godly woman wants it, but I don't want it!"
"However, give it to Shazhu, Shazhu will definitely be happy!"
Xu Damao even yelled when he came.
"Thief Sun, I think you need to be dealt with."
After saying that, Shazhu ran over waving his fists, Xu Damao ran away, and the two chased him in the yard.
Yang Xiaotao continued to point at several people, and everyone shook their heads.
What a joke, who wants to have multiple mothers on their head?
Yi Zhonghai's face twisted when he saw this. Yang Xiaotao said it was about multiple mothers, but wasn't it actually a matter of multiple elders?
If this continues, how will he, an elder, deal with himself? !
"We can't continue this matter, otherwise our prestige will be lost."
He stretched out his hand to signal Liu Haizhong. At this moment, Liu Haizhong was even more worried. If he loses this prestige, how will his second uncle be so prestigious in the future?
"Ahem!"
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's eyes, Liu Haizhong coughed to suppress the discussion at the scene, and then tried to smooth things over, "Okay, stop talking."
"This time, Ms. Jia Zhang spoke carelessly. We are all from the same compound, so it is inevitable that we will have some stumbling blocks. Isn't this the job of our mediators?"
"Everyone has worked hard all day, and we are all hungry. Let's go back, go back."
Yi Zhonghai also waved his hand, "It's gone, it's gone."
Yang Xiaotao had something to say in his heart, but when he saw that most of the people were gone, he had to write down the account and wait until the next day to calculate it.
Otherwise, do you really think that you are in control and anyone can step on you?
Two uncles spoke, and the crowd quickly dispersed.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong glanced at Yang Xiaotao, then turned and left.
At this time, Yang Xiaotao didn't care about Jia Zhang who was standing there, but called to Wang Xiaohu who was about to leave.
"Xiaohu, you did a good job, please be faster next time."
After saying that, he put a dollar into his hand and turned around to go back to the house.
Wang Xiaohu looked at the two dollars in his hand, his eyes shining.
This is two yuan, and the New Year's money during the Chinese New Year is not that much.
I heard there will be a next time.
He immediately smiled and shouted, "Brother Tao, I will definitely run over next time!"
As soon as the words fell, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Fugui both swayed in the distance.
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