School belle, please respect yourself: I am a serious person.

Lu Li slowly shook his head, "Are you willing to deceive yourself all the time?" Lu Xun said that the greatest sorrow of a person is to deceive himself..."

Before the words fell, two crisp voices sounded at the same time:

"We are willing"*2

Lin Xiaowan and Nan Jinping nodded frantically.

Lu Li was silent.

The great writer Lu Xun once said that if you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence.

So, Lu Li broke out.

"You two, I just said it all for nothing, didn't I!!" Lu Li patted the table angrily and said.

"However, Lu Xun also said that if a person is willing to lie to you for a lifetime, then won't this become true?" Lin Xiaowan said faintly.

"yes, as long as you're by our side." Nan Jinping nodded.

Lu Li: "..."He

felt that these two women were hopeless.

Forget it, get tired, destroy it.

I simply gave these two women a knife in one hand, and they ran away overnight....

Well?

Two women?

That's right.

Lu Li's fingers tapped lightly on the table, and said calmly: "Okay, let's not talk about this for the time being, I can only say that as long as you place an order, I will definitely refuse." Let's move on to the next question.

Lin Xiaowan and Nan Jinping listened to Lu Li's calm voice, and a bad feeling surged in their hearts.

The two of them quietly looked at each other, and then, their hands clasped together, comforting each other.

"I don't care what you think." Lu Li raised his head and looked at the two women, "I was born in Si, grew up in Si, and will eventually grow old." I will never leave this land that I love and love so much in my life, and I will never emigrate to those uncivilized wilderness.

Nan Jinping and Lin Xiaowan nodded at the same time, "We don't immigrate either." There is no better country on the planet than here.

"That's good." Lu Li nodded, this was what he was waiting for, "And Article 1049 of the Civil Code clearly stipulates that I can only have one wife." And I just want to have a girlfriend and a wife. "

Wow, Lu Li, you still know the law?" Nan Jinping's eyes changed to a heart shape again.

Lin Xiaowan: ....

Her eyes became more and more complicated when she looked at Nan Jinping.

This Nizi was pretending to be stupid before, right?

I'm the stupid white sweet!

Otherwise, why is it always so appropriate to use seemingly nonsensical words to perfectly resolve Lu Li's problems?

Well?

Wait.

How do you get slimy on your hands?

Lin Xiaowan looked out of the corner of her eye, and the color of the sofa had become deep somehow, as if it had been soaked in water.

She looked at Nan Jinping's face covered with red glow and legs that seemed to have nowhere to place, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

This Nizi can't be enough...

"Is that the point!!" Lu Li's voice suddenly increased.

This car princess is finished, isn't it!!

"Oh→↘" Nan Jinping lowered his head like a child who had done something wrong.

Lu Li took a few deep breaths, "What I just said is serious. Maybe you can treat me as a scumbag... Forget it, I'm just a scumbag! "

Lu Xun once said that a drunk person will never say that he is drunk." Lin Xiaowan's voice was a little complaining, "In the same way, a real scumbag will never say that he is a scumbag." And, if you're really a scumbag, things are a lot simpler. For example, I should be pillowing your arm with Nan Jinping right now.

"Don't try to put my arm on it! Hemp! Wrong! Is that the point! Lu Li felt that these two women really couldn't communicate, "I think what I said is clear enough!"

Nan Jinping raised his head, twisted his thighs restlessly and said, "But we have already discussed it before we came." "

Huh??" Lu Li raised his head and looked at Nan Jinping.

What does it mean to say yes?

No, you've only known each other for three days!

Three days!

That's it???

Lin Xiaowan's gaze at Nan Jinping was also a little puzzled.

Nan Jinping finally started not to pretend?

No, she shouldn't.

So what's that going on?

"One, three, five, you are Sister Lin's boyfriend, and two, four, six is my boyfriend." Nan Jinping tugged at his fingers as he spoke, "Then on Sunday we guess who your girlfriend is." I thought that if you like it, both of us will be your girlfriends on Sunday, but you don't seem to like it very much

...""I'm meow...."Lu Li's voice was angry, "Have you considered my feelings!!

"I've thought about it." Nan Jinping nodded, then gently pulled open his collar, and took out a bunch of things from his clothes like a trick, "Look

, this is Liuwei Dihuang Pill, this is Zhibai Dihuang Pill, this is Goji Berry Dihuang Pill, this is Guifu Dihuang Pill, this is Yougui Pill, this is Zinc Gluconate Oral Solution, this is the fitness manual, this is the massage manual, this is the fitness ring..." You two are his meow's Tinker Bell, aren't you!!

Lin Xiaowan took out a handkerchief and forget it, Nan Jinping, can you tell me where this pile of things came from!!

Is it a crack in another dimension???

"Is that what I mean!! Yes!! Is that what it means!! Lu Li slammed the table as he spoke.

"That..."Nan Jinping's neck turned red.

Lu Xuan screamed, and it was too late to stop it.

"That's... You said before that if you don't want to claim to be below, it's okay to claim to be above... Also, aren't you afraid that fate won't be right... The fate of taking the trail is also fate..."After Nan Jinping finished speaking, he pulled Lin Xiaowan's hand, "Yes, Sister Lin?"

Lin Xiaowan nodded indifferently.

She was already applauding Nan Jinping in her heart.

This Nizi is a genius!

Compared with her, she is the stupid white sweet!

"That's good!!" Lu Li's expression was a little hideous, "Let me ask you, what should I do if I get married?" Who am I married to? There is a six-month cooling-off period for divorce! The voices of the

two women rang out in unison again.

Nan Jinping: "You marry Sister Lin!" I don't want a name!

Lin Xiaowan: "You marry Jinping!" Just keep me a baby! "

I—" Lu Li's body slammed into the sofa.

It's not going to be a good card, is it?

Lin Xiaowan and Nan Jinping glanced at each other, and then smiled knowingly, and their palms made a "yes" at the same time.

Then Nan Jinping's eyes changed to a heart shape again.