Scourge the Entertainment Industry

Chapter 3 Under the Three Kingdoms

There is a tea house on the second floor.

Xie Tianshun made a witty remark, imitating the salesperson on the train and selling the products in his own tea house.

The tea guest was fascinated by the book before, and didn't think of it. Xie Tian said this, thinking that if he was drinking tea, eating snacks and listening to the book, Mei Di would be very good.

You want a plate of melon seeds, and he wants a plate of fruit, leaving Father Xie and the waiters busy.

After everything was arranged properly, he continued to speak, saying that Huang Pu Song burned the yellow turban, and then saw Cao Cao appear, and heard the comment, "A capable minister of the world, a traitor in a troubled world." The tea guests were talking about it.

"What kind of person this Cao Cao is, how can he evaluate him like this."

The old man who had done some research on history said again: "This Cao Cao's merits and demerits will not be evaluated for the time being, but he is most famous for relying on the emperor to make princes!"

As soon as these words came out, the entire first floor banged, and the surrounding tea set was discussed a lot.

I heard the words of the prince of the emperor and the princes when I was a child, but I didn't remember who it was. It was Cao Cao who co-authored this bad seed.

As a courtier, but coercing the emperor to control the court, what is this! This is a traitor, a big traitor, a proper bad guy.

These tea guests immediately marked Cao Cao as a traitor and a bad person.

Cao Cao's merits and demerits cannot be commented on him, but in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the main description is the Shu Han on Liu Bei's side, and Cao Cao, who is his enemy, should be a villain. But in the end, Cao Cao never became emperor in his life, and Liu Huangshu, who was praised by everyone, wore a dragon robe.

Of course, all of this has nothing to do with Xie Tian, ​​he doesn't have the kind of **** energy to watch the Three Kingdoms cry and worry about the ancients.

The story of the Three Kingdoms' golden horse and iron horse continued to flow out from Xie Tian's mouth, and the surrounding tea guests were fascinated by the story, and their hearts fluctuated with the story.

Hearing exciting passages and applauding the table, hearing unpleasant stories is slapping the table and scolding mother, like a group of old society bandits.

Time passed, it was still morning when Xie Tian came, and now the sun was shining brightly. The Three Kingdoms had already mentioned that Cao Cao assassinated Dong Zhuo and fled outside the city. He was in ZM county magistrate Chen Gongxiang, and then the two killed Lu Boshe's family by mistake.

"Then Lu Boshe kindly killed pigs to entertain them, but the whole family was killed, how innocent."

"I already knew that it was a misunderstanding and also killed Lu Boshe. This Cao Cao is also a tm person."

The tea guest was furious, his face was flushed, his eyes were round, and if Cao Cao wanted to kill him in front of him, he didn't know where Cao Cao was buried, or he would have to dig his grave. Not possible.

These old men were fascinated.

When Xie Tian uttered Cao Cao's famous saying: "I would rather teach me to betray the world, and quit teaching the world to betray me, the entire teahouse fell silent."

Everyone is savoring this sentence.

The old man who was dressed as an intellectual and had been explaining to others sneered: "I would rather teach me to blame the world, and don't teach the world to blame me?"

"This tm is also something a human can say." After speaking, he spat on the ground viciously.

Like a signal, the other little old men also spit on the ground.

Seeing the old man spit, Xie Tian gave him a blank look, this is my tea house! Your little old man looks very cultured, how can you do such an incompetent thing.

But everyone spit together, thank God that there is no complaint at all, can't afford to offend, who can offend this bunch of little old men~.

Xie Tian turned to look at Father Xie, and his head was full of black lines: "You also vomit, this is your restaurant~, not a spittoon."

have to! If you say it well, you will be happy.

Later, it was Chen Gong who saw through Cao Cao's desire to kill Cao Cao, and this group of tea guests were all excited and bloody.

This is Cao Cao, the old boy who is going to seek retribution.

I also said before that because there is no Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the real world, the three points at the end of the Han Dynasty is also a piece of history. After all, there are only a few people who understand history. Who cares about which ancient person died at what time and where.

The old man who seemed to be quite literate, although he knew that Cao Cao did not die here in history, he still hoped to hear a story that would make him feel relieved.

Everyone stared at Xie Tian, ​​only to see Xie Tian slapped the gavel, and slowly spit out two words between red lips and white teeth.

"If you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the breakdown next time."

"Decomposition next time? What do you mean?"

"This is TM not talking about?"

The people in the teahouse were dumbfounded and looked at Xie Tian stupidly.

What kind of person is this, I won't talk about it when it comes to the most exciting and fascinating places.

If these people knew the words of Xie Tian's dream world, they would definitely say it. I took off my pants, so you can show me this.

Now this group of old men are quitting. You said that it was good at first. You didn't recruit anyone and didn't mess with anyone, so you just wanted to have a quiet tea. In the end, Xie Tian insisted on talking about the Three Kingdoms. Let's talk about it. Hook people's souls away, I thought it would be a wonderful day.

But you don't talk about it at the most critical time, you can't play with people, it's something that people can do. How can such a king come out in the blue sky and daytime. You are not afraid that my heart attack will kill you in your restaurant.

A group of people surrounded Xie Tian, ​​saying anything in order to keep him talking.

There is Huairou who plays the warmth card, how strong is the relationship with Xie's father, and how good was Xie Tian when he was a child.

There are also threats, claiming that if Xie Tian did not continue talking, he would go home and pick up his sword to hang himself in this teahouse. By then, the blood would be splattered three feet high, and it would fill the plaque of his teahouse, and there would be snow in August. The more infiltrating people are, the more terrifying people will be.

But thank God it's up to you to say what the dragon calls, and if you don't say it, you won't say it.

No matter how you say it, you don't talk about it, but at this time, one person is angry at Xie Tian, ​​who is a big kick and kicks him off.

"Who kicked me!"

Xie Tian shouted and couldn't help being furious. How could these old men dare to beat people?

Looking back, it was his father who had just kicked him, and a trace of sadness surged in his heart for a while. Looking back, he had been beaten by Jing tm since he woke up today.

"Little bastard, don't you dare to tell me." Father Xie looked at Xie Tian fiercely, and he was addicted to listening to it.

Xie Tian pointed to his throat and said in a hoarse voice, "Dad, if I can't talk, my throat is smoking."

That's not it, there are four chapters in total, and Xie Tian Papa Papa has talked about more than two points. Even good people can't stand it.

I didn't pay attention to the book just now, but now Xie Tian's voice is really hoarse. Father Xie couldn't help feeling a little regretful that he had just kicked Xie Tian, ​​and at the same time felt a little distressed for him.

Then he turned around and clasped his fists at the surrounding tea guests: "Everyone, old and young, heard it, it really can't be said."

These old people are not unreasonable masters, they are hoarse and still let people talk.

But you didn't talk about it today, when will you continue? The tea guests are very concerned about this issue, but everyone's voice is like this, and they still ask if it's a bit careless.

There is also the shameless "Then when are you going to talk again?" An old man asked the most important thing.

Everyone else was waiting for Xie Tian's answer.

Xie Tian pondered for a while and said: "I will continue the lecture tomorrow, because there are still many guests who didn't listen, so I will repeat it tonight. From now on, I will talk about new things in the morning and repeat the content of the day in the evening."

Thank God, my voice is hoarse, can I speak again at night? He was pretending just now. After all, he graduated from a media school. He has some basic skills, and he is not a serious stage. He talks while drinking water, but in fact, there is no bullshit.

It's just that he didn't expect the Three Kingdoms to be so popular, so it's okay, immortals have a law and can't pass it lightly. So, it's better to elaborate on Changliu. The Three Kingdoms don't stop every day, and they have to come to the teahouse every day, right?

Otherwise, he loves these old men so much, and he will repeat it at night.

There were also people who heard something was wrong, but didn't say much, just see if it was good, or else they wouldn't talk about it. They all returned to their seats and discussed with their companions what they had just heard.

In this small teahouse, Xie Tian also enjoyed the thrill of a monopoly.

No one was around, Xie Tian thought he could rest for a while, but he was dragged aside by Father Xie.

"What are you doing, Dad?" Xie Tian asked suspiciously.

Father Xie looked left and right like a thief: "You really wrote this book." Father Xie didn't believe that his son had this level.

"Of course I wrote it!" Xie Tian answered decisively without any hesitation.

Xie Tian thought that this was written by the person in his dream, that is, he wrote it in his dream, and of course he wrote it himself.

Seeing that there was no fluctuation in Xie Tian's eyes, Father Xie believed his words, followed by a burst of ecstasy.

I felt worthy of being my son, and then I thought of something and asked Xie Tian.

"Where's the manuscript?" Father Xie wasn't going to wait until tomorrow, and wanted a sneak peek.

"What manuscript?" Xie Tian was a little confused.

"What are you pretending to be confused with, the manuscript of the Three Kingdoms!"

"Ah~~" Xie Tian understood, but how could he have any manuscripts? After thinking about it, he pointed to his head: "The manuscripts are all here."

After he finished speaking, he saw Father Xie looked at him with a bad expression and said, "So, you haven't written the book yet, you have it all in your mind."

"Hmm." Xie Tian replied blankly.

"How did I give birth to such a thing as you, a good memory is not as good as a bad writing, and you are not afraid of forgetting it. Writing it out will exhaust you, you prodigal thing!" Father Xie was so angry that he vomited blood.

If it wasn't for the fear of forgetting the Three Kingdoms, today I have to make him understand what a father's love is like a mountain and a father's kindness like a prison.

After talking about the tea house, he didn't care, he took Xie Tian home to code and asked him to write the Three Kingdoms. I don't know if he was afraid that Xie Tian would forget it or was anxious to know the following plot.

Back at home, Father Xie looked at the first chapter that Xie Tian typed out. .

Although the book Romance of the Three Kingdoms cannot be said to be sloppy, it is also a novel written by the ancients. It is naturally different from the storytelling in the vernacular that Xie Tian said in the teahouse.

After reading a chapter, Father Xie's eyes were full of light when he saw Xie Tian. He never imagined that his son could have this level. I thought it was just a novel, but the story of Dingtian is a bit more exciting, but I didn't expect it to be in ancient vernacular, could it be possible... My old Xie family can still produce a literati~~~" Thinking of this, Father Xie's heart is fierce It jumped a few times.

When Xie Tian was writing a book at home, the teahouse was very lively. People said that the old man was old and the old child was old. What they said was that the old man's temperament was similar to that of a child. The child had new toys and liked to show off to his companions, and the old man had new things too. .

These old men in the teahouse all had the idea of ​​showing off with their old friends, and one by one, they took out the old computer from their pockets and started making calls.

"Hey! Old Li, come quickly and there is a restaurant, don't ask any more questions."

"Pharaoh, hurry up and thank you, I have something good to share with you"

Listening to the Three Kingdoms are all fascinated, and the words are half-white. In short, there are always calls for friends and friends. There is a feeling of inviting friends from the Three Mountains and Five Mountains to participate in the grand event. If Xie Tian is still here, he will be puzzled. Did I just talk about the Three Kingdoms or the Water Margin?

When Xie Tian came to the teahouse in the evening, in a word, the seats were full, and he reckoned that he would be able to sell the standing tickets in two days.

Seeing Xie Tian come in, everyone's eyes are focused on him, and those who haven't heard it have heard his companions talk about how wonderful the Three Kingdoms are. I want to hear it again. Xie Tian said that the Three Kingdoms can be enjoyed after listening to it several times.

After Xie Tian glanced around, the story of the golden horse of the Three Kingdoms resounded in the small teahouse.