Season Division

Chapter 134 My Kidney

Swish!

For a moment, several people looked at Xu Heng in unison, a little dull.

What do you mean don't scare him away?

This is the pollution of the Qingming solar term that was born in the area polluted by the Xiaohan solar term, which is almost unheard of.

The opponent's strength is even more impressive, comparable to Tier 3, and its ability is unimaginable.

Just now you said that we are just passing by, don't cause trouble, and be cautious first.

Now he says don't scare him away, do you want to hear what you are saying is human?

"You guys, don't look at me like this. You can understand some things, and it's useless to talk too much about what you don't understand." Xu Heng noticed the gazes of several people, so he had to explain.

I was also secretly shocked, how could I have such a perverted idea?

What's the matter with feeling quite excited?

It must be the impact of the pollution caused by the minor cold solar term, and the mind of a handsome person is easily affected.

Yes, it must be so!

"No, tell me what it means not to scare him away. You brought us in, isn't there some other purpose?"

However, the Tomb-sweeping Festival Commander's expression froze and he asked in a deep voice.

He felt that something was wrong with Xu Heng. How could a normal person say such perverted words in such a situation.

"Liu Xing, you're overthinking, that's just how he is." Zhou Yanan explained for Xu Heng with a dark face.

It means that she has more contact with Xu Heng, and knows that this guy's brain circuit is different from others, or she will have misunderstood.

"Yeah, that's how I am, don't mind."

Xu Heng also waved his hand, glanced at the rickety old man secretly again, and continued: "Didn't you realize that even if we don't look for trouble, trouble will find us, so at this time, caution is not cowardice." , but to take the initiative to attack, understand the applause!"

"..."

The corners of their mouths twitched suddenly.

Especially the Qingming Festival Master named Liu Xing, nodded directly and stopped questioning Xu Heng.

He believed Zhou Yanan's words. Xu Heng's brain circuit was not quite right, and what he said made sense at first, but when he thought about it carefully, this was not the way a normal person should think.

In order to be cautious, you still have to take the initiative?

Shouldn't it be normal to continue to find ways to bypass, avoid these unnecessary troubles, and leave the village as soon as possible?

"Don't act recklessly, kid. Check the situation first. The other party may not be coming for us." Zhou Yanan also hurriedly held down Xu Heng, for fear that this guy would really rush out.

"Captain Zhou, please be gentle and don't touch my place." Xu Heng said with some embarrassment.

"???" Zhou Yanan's hair was black.

I just grabbed the corner of your back, where did I touch you?

"This is the waist village, and the old man is also talking about his waist. I'm a little scared when you put your hand near my waist!" Xu Heng said in a low voice.

Zhou Yanan clenched her teeth, clenched her fists tightly, and kept adjusting her breathing to calm herself, so as not to be tempted to beat Xu Heng on the spot.

I owe it too much!

At times like this, I'm still shaking my wits here.

"Look, the old man is walking with his waist bent, his hands are still covering his back, and he is chanting 'waist'. His waist will be picked off." Xu Heng suggested again.

"Hurry up and shut up, and be patient." Zhou Yanan couldn't bear it anymore, and directly covered Xu Heng's mouth with one hand.

Xu Heng glanced at her sadly, and chose to remain silent.

These people are too empirical, their ideas are too rigid, and they don't know how to be flexible.

In this case, taking the initiative to attack is not to act rashly, but to take the initiative!

"he came!"

The rest of the people also ignored Xu Heng, and stared straight ahead.

The crooked figure was getting closer and closer, only more than a hundred meters away from them.

Everyone also saw his appearance clearly.

A worn-out black-gray long dress with a few patches on it, gray and white messy hair that was scattered casually, an old face covered with wrinkles, and the mouth was still closing, chanting "waist, waist... ".

Eighty meters!

Seventy meters!

Fifty meters!

...

As the old man got closer and closer, everyone couldn't help holding their breath slightly.

They don't want to cause trouble, after all, it's not easy to deal with the weirdness of Tier 3.

The most important thing is who knows how weird this place is?

If a fight with this old thing leads to more weirdness, then there will be big troubles!

So at this moment, they just want to wait for the old man to go away quickly, and then continue on the road.

Twenty meters!

Fifteen meters!

ten meters...

Suddenly, the rickety old man stopped a few meters away from the crowd.

He tremblingly supported his lower back, raised his body with difficulty, and suddenly turned his head to Xu Heng and the others.

"You... have you seen my waist?" the old man asked, his cloudy eyes were completely white, and there were no pupils at all.

Several people's scalps exploded instantly.

The old thing found them!

"Retreat!" Zhou Yanan immediately made a judgment and decided to retreat to avoid the old man.

"Wait, there's... also in the back!" Suddenly, Liu Xing stopped, his voice trembling slightly.

Several people immediately turned their heads to look behind them.

In the dark dilapidated thatched hut, half a head poked out of the door, and a pair of dull and blank pupils were watching them.

"It's the third level again!" Zhou Yanan's expression froze.

This situation is completely unexpected!

With two weird ones comparable to Tier 3, this place is definitely more than a blue level. If there is one more Tier 3, it can be directly regarded as a yellow level pollution area.

"Damn it, what happened in this place?" Liu Xing gritted his teeth.

Although there are only two third-orders at the moment, they can solve them.

But experience tells them that there are definitely more than two third-order weirdnesses here, and once they do it, the consequences will be disastrous!

"Have you... seen my waist?" At the same time, the old man in front spoke again.

There seemed to be a mouthful of phlegm stuck in the throat, and the old voice was mixed with a lot of leaking sounds, which made people shudder.

"I don't die... oh no, old man, are you looking for a kidney?"

At this time, there was a whispering voice, it was Xu Heng.

Zhou Yanan and the others all stared wide-eyed.

This guy didn't know when, he was lying on the corner of the wall, his palm still stuck to his mouth, pretending to be mysterious, and actively communicating with the old man furtively.

"My waist, yes, I'm looking for my waist, have you seen my waist!" The old man's voice was a little more excited, and he took a trembling step, walking towards Xu Heng.

"Yes, yes, I saw your waist, don't worry, I'll bring it to you right away!" Xu Heng replied very enthusiastically.

Regardless of the dangers of this place, he was willing to help others and went straight to the old man.

"Wait!" Zhou Yanan shouted to stop it, but it was too late.

Like a runaway wild horse, Xu Heng happily ran out.

"Oh? My waist, my waist..." There was a gloomy joy in the old man's muddy eyes.

Whoosh!

The next moment, Xu Heng suddenly disappeared.

The old man was startled suddenly!

Zhou Yanan and the others were also slightly taken aback.

Immediately, I saw a black light flickering behind the old man, like a flash of black lightning.

Immediately afterwards, a black mist gushed out from behind the old man.

"Ah..." The old man roared instantly and turned around abruptly.

Xu Heng's figure just appeared, holding two black waists in his hands, with a smile on his face: "Old man, take a look, is this your waist?"

"My... my waist..." The old man was startled and angry, and he was about to grab it.

"Old man, you are too careless. The kidney is actually placed in your body. You can forget it, and you are still looking for it everywhere. Fortunately, I found it for you this time. Next time, you will not be so lucky. .”

Xu Heng lifted his waist, avoided the old man's dirty hands, and said with a straight face.

"..."

Several people present, including the old man, were stunned.

God TM waist is put in the lower back and forgotten.

Fortunately, you helped find it?

Did you find this?

"I don't think it's the first time you've been forgetting things. How about this, I'll help you hide your waist this time, so you won't forget it in the future."

Xu Heng said another sentence, and immediately turned around and ran away under the dull expression of the old man!

"I... I... my waist!"

The old man reacted suddenly, and flew into a rage. His gray hair almost shot up into the sky, and a large black mist rose from his body, sweeping and catching up.

This speed is completely different from the trembling appearance before!

"This..." Liu Xing and the others were dumbfounded.

Xu Heng, what kind of operation is this?

Picked someone else's waist and ran away?

The key opponent is still a third-order weirdness!

How can he be so brave?

"This guy still hasn't changed..." Zhou Yanan sighed helplessly with a headache.

Back in the blue polluted area of ​​Darong City, she knew Xu Heng's virtue.

Selling door gods, hooking up with Wei Wei, calling them brothers, and robbing houses!

Now go pick other people's weird kidneys again!

Normal, very normal!

I even have to add that he is more restrained than before!

"Team Zhou, Team Zhou..."

At this time, a furtive voice suddenly came from not far behind them.

Zhou Yanan was startled, it was clearly Xu Heng's voice.

Several people turned their heads to look quickly, and then their eyes widened.

Xu Heng actually got rid of the old man and came back.

But now this guy is hiding at the door of the dilapidated hut, standing behind the half head, and the head is just above the half head, and he is greeting them with a playful smile.

"???"

Several people were stunned for an instant.

If you want to hide, hide well, and then attack directly!

But what do you mean by sticking behind someone's back and not making a move, and greeting us from a long distance?

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have that half head between us?

Didn't you see that both of his eyes are staring up at you with all his strength, and the wrinkles on his forehead are showing?

"Captain Zhou, do you think I'm holding my tongue? I'm ambushing behind this idiot. I'll close the door later and give him a hard pinch on the forehead. Let's see if he's confused!"

At this time, Xu Heng put his hand close to his mouth again, crossed the half of his head, whispered to Zhou Yanan and the others, covered his mouth and laughed!

Zhou Yanan and the others are numb!

You don't need to whisper, do you?

"Brother, I'm not deaf, I've heard everything!" The half of the head sticking out of the door was also numb, and finally couldn't help twisting the direction, looking at Xu Heng!

"What? You found out?" Xu Heng suddenly turned pale with shock, and then his face turned cold: "It seems that I can't keep you, you know too much!"

That half of the head was startled, and then opened its mouth to curse: "My mother..."

puff!

A dagger was stuffed directly into its mouth.

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