Second dimension circle of friends
Chapter 3 A Trial
During the math class, Lin Nan looked a little unhappy. Chen Junshan was sitting next to him, and he was clinging to him like a fly.
"Lin Nan, how long have you been wearing this dress? Don't you have money to buy clothes? It's okay. You can call me brother or dad. I'll give you money to spend. How about that?"
"Lin Nan, let me introduce you to my new girlfriend."
Chen Junshan put one hand on the thigh of a girl next to him. The other girl was smiling, without any disgust, and had a flattering expression.
The girl's name was Fang Ya. Although she had nothing to do with Chen Junshan, she was the object of admiration of Lin Nan's roommate and brother Li Jie. Unexpectedly, she was willing to become Chen Junshan's plaything for money.
Now Chen Junshan was using it to disgust him, which made Lin Nan angry.
On the stage, the math professor was an old woman in her sixties. Her surname happened to be Rong, and she was called "Rong Mama" by everyone. This old woman was extremely perverted. If students made a slight mistake, they would be severely criticized.
Lin Nan finally couldn't help being harassed. He rolled his eyes and took out his devil passport, waved it at Chen Junshan, and quickly put it back in his pocket, and then said playfully: "Chen Junshan, didn't you tell me that you like our math professor? And you want to confess to her."
"Ah? I like 'Rong Mama'? Yes, I like Rong Mama, I want to confess!"
Chen Junshan's expression was slightly startled, and then he changed from arrogant to a "shy boy".
"Junshan, what are you doing?"
Others didn't hear the conversation between the two. Fang Ya was stunned to see Chen Junshan's hand on her thigh withdraw, and glared at her, scolding: "You little bitch, you are not as good-looking as Professor Rong!"
He swung his arms, walked straight through the seats, walked towards the blackboard, and then knelt on one knee on the ground, showing a face full of affection, making a heart shape with both hands, and excitedly said: "Professor Rong, I like you, please accept my confession!"
Fuck!
Seeing this scene, all the students in class were stunned, and they didn't understand what was going on at all.
Even Professor Rong herself was stunned. Half of her hair was white, her face was full of wrinkles, and she was old enough to be Chen Junshan's grandmother, but now she actually received Chen Junshan's confession that he liked her!
"This... is simply disrespectful to elders..."
At first reaction, Professor Rong felt that Chen Junshan was insulting her, and her face turned blue and her body trembled with anger.
"Damn, big news!"
The classroom exploded, all the students were shocked, followed by laughter, and one by one they took out their mobile phones to capture this wonderful scene like a weirdo.
"Chen Junshan... actually confessed to Rong Mama, haha, I laughed to death!"
"Junshan..."
Fang Ya's face turned green directly. She didn't expect Chen Junshan's taste to be so strong that he actually said that she was not as good-looking as Professor Rong! This scumbag!
"Too awesome, I didn't expect Chen Junshan to have a crush on Professor Rong, haha, and he confessed in class... I have to say... this guy is too fucking heavy!"
"I want to vomit, this guy's love is completely beyond the secular world... Damn, I can't hold it anymore."
The classroom was in a mess, and Professor Rong was so angry that he threw the book on Chen Junshan's face, but this guy's eyes turned red, and he rushed over, hugged Professor Rong's thigh, and burst into tears, confessing all kinds of love, and trying to please him, as if he couldn't live without you.
Haha!
Seeing this scene, Lin Nan's unhappiness disappeared in an instant. After today, Chen Junshan's face in school was ruined.
The devil's passport is really awesome!
Luckily, he still kept a little calm, and then took advantage of the chaos to leave the classroom and walked to a deserted place in the teaching building.
Take out the devil's passport, open it and see that the number of times it can be used is displayed as 1.
Lin Nan felt a little distressed now. This thing has amazing functions, but he wasted it twice. Although he got rid of his anger by teasing Chen Junshan once, it still hurts to think about it.
"It seems that I have to please Doraemon more in the future. I wonder what other awesome props he has."
With a laugh, Lin Nan turned and walked out of the teaching building.
When passing by the playground, Lin Nan's eyes suddenly froze. He saw a beautiful figure sitting on the sidelines. Although she didn't smile, her expression was like the warm sun, warming the bodies of countless male compatriots around her.
"It's her."
Lin Nan smiled bitterly and looked at Ning Qingzhu sitting on the sidelines of the basketball court. Her beautiful eyes were slightly raised, and she looked very serious.
On the court, two teams were playing. One of them was very imposing. Every time they attacked, they would cause the screams of crazy girls around them, and they were all excited.
"It's Jiang Haitian."
Lin Nan recognized one of the figures that caused countless girls to scream. It was Jiang Haitian, a junior in the school, a celebrity at Jinling University. He was not only tall and handsome, but also a good basketball player and was selected for the national youth team.
"She's looking at him!"
Suddenly, Lin Nan felt jealous. He saw Ning Qingzhu's beautiful eyes staring at Jiang Haitian. Although she didn't cheer and scream like other girls, every time Jiang Haitian scored a goal, her mouth corners were slightly raised, as if she was happy.
The boy's blood gushed out, and at this moment, Lin Nan felt very unwilling.
Subconsciously, Lin Nan took out his mobile phone, opened the two-dimensional APP, clicked on Doraemon's avatar, and sent a message: "Doraemon, urgent! Is there any prop that can make people become basketball geniuses?"
Doraemon seemed to be a heavy APP addict. A second later, he immediately sent a message: "Yes, there is, but my treasure bag broke a while ago."
Fuck!
Lin Nan was speechless and wanted to curse, but Doraemon quickly sent a message with a smile on his face and said, "Well, I'll introduce you to a friend, and you can ask him."
The other party sent another account number. Lin Nan found the friend search function of the APP and entered the account number. Soon an online name called "Xianbei Supernova" appeared in front of his eyes.
Click to add friends and send.
Almost the next second, an additional avatar appeared in the 2D APP.
A short line of text was sent.
"Hello, I am Rukawa Kaede."
Rukawa Kaede?
Lin Nan was stunned for a moment, and then showed ecstasy. Is that ruthless Rukawa Kaede in the slam dunk hand so cold that he has no friends? A super star with comprehensive basketball skills and extremely gorgeous looks!
In the eyes of everyone who has read the comics, Rukawa Kaede is completely an idol.
With the mentality of a pilgrim, Lin Nan trembled as he typed, and sent a trembling message: "Hello... hello."
"I heard Doraemon say, do you want to learn basketball?"
"right!"
Lin Nan nodded heavily.
"Benefits?" Rukawa Kaede's words were short and cold.
"Ah!" Lin Nan was stunned, then smiled bitterly and asked, "What do you want?"
"My basketball shoes are broken." Rukawa Kaede is very straightforward and cool enough to have no friends.
"I heard that you three-dimensional people have many good things? Don't fool me with ordinary street goods."
Rukawa Kaede sent another cold expression with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Okay, I'll buy you a pair of Nikes!" Lin Nan's eyes were red, he gritted his teeth and begged: "But the matter is urgent now, can you teach me your basketball skills first?"
"Okay, let's make an IOU."
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