Seeking Immortality
[Funny Fanfiction] Baseball Boxing Battle
Xu Qingfan and his party spent a lot of effort to defeat the magic fairy flower bug and once again save the people from danger.
After the flower insect exploded and died, it left behind a treasured fairy elixir. Therefore, no one could restrain it at the moment, and it flew dozens of feet away from the body in the blink of an eye. Everyone hurriedly reached out to grab him, but after the fight, they were all injured and their reaction was slower. Xu Qingfan was lucky. When his opponent exploded, he was pulling Ting'er into the air. As soon as the elixir flew like this, the trajectories coincided with each other. After chasing for a few feet, he finally got it.
The elixir was obtained, but after spending most of the day, everyone could only harvest a handful. If it was not enough, it would be ineffective to split it into several pieces... Xu Qingfan was in a bit of a dilemma now, who should he give it to? ?
right! Elders are respected. Xu Qingfan thought for a moment and respectfully handed the elixir to Yue Qingru: "Senior brother, you are the oldest among us. The elixir should be enjoyed by senior brother."
Yue Qingru waved his hand: "I'm already dead in the main drama, so why should I take medicine? Junior brother, you'd better give it to someone else."
Xu Qingfan knew that his senior brother loved his fellow disciples and was not pretending to shirk, so he did not persist. I thought it would be better to take care of the younger ones first: "Ting'er, the quality of this elixir is very good. Take it to strengthen your body. You will definitely grow into a slim figure in the future."
"No, you killed my dad in Chapter 30, and now you want to write it off with a bad pill? No way."
"This child..." Xu Qingfan lamented, it turned out that Ting'er had never forgiven him. She doesn’t want it either, so who should I give it to? By the way, there was such a universal rule in the secular world, why not... He turned to Dongfang Qingling and Xu Xiurong: "Ahem, ladies first, um..."
"Wait a minute! Although I, Dongfang Qingling, am a female, I least like to receive special care. Just give the elixir to Sister Xiurong."
Not to be outdone, Xu Xiurong bit her lip and said, "I, I've never been polite to others. Of course I can't ask for this elixir. I'm not in the same sect as everyone else, and I don't mean anything to Senior Brother Xu either. So you might as well take it.”
"Ouch..." Xu Qingfan thought to himself that one of you is usually the most special and takes special care of you, but now he is making inconsiderate remarks and being righteous; the other one is usually the most shy, but now he is duplicitous and has no interest in me. Why come all the way to help? It seems that the two beauties are still secretly competing with each other at this moment. It would be better for me not to stir things up yet.
Turning around, he walked towards Jin Qinghan and Feng Qingtian. Unexpectedly, before he could speak, Feng Qingtian said with a straight face: "You think I'm the alternate? No! Take it away! I am the God of Fire! I am the God of Fire!"
Jin Qinghan patted Xu Qingfan with a wry smile and said, "Don't worry, he's just a little arrogant..." and said loudly, "I have an idea. You don't need to push me to give in. Let's just guess who wins. , who should take this elixir? "
Everyone was stunned, so everyone divided into four groups and started a guessing game. It's just that these people don't seem to get along, but their feelings are very strong. No one wants to win, they just want to lose quickly so that others can benefit.
Xu Qingfan faced his good friend Jin Qinghan in the first match. He couldn't help but frown and think hard about what kind of punch Jin Qinghan would throw, and which move should he use to lose smoothly?
Jin Qinghan laughed and said: "Don't bother guessing, I will come up with scissors. Come on!"
"Rock...scissors...paper!"
Xu Qingfan did not hesitate to make a "cloth" that was bound to lose, but he did not expect that Jin Qinghan changed his mind at the last moment and actually made a "stone". Caught off guard, Xu Qingfan won like this.
"Xiao Jin! You are so cunning. You clearly promised to bring out scissors."
"I knew you would deliberately seek defeat, so you took advantage of it. Hahahaha, congratulations, Lao Xu, you have entered the semi-finals." Jin Qinghan felt relaxed after losing, but Xu Qingfan looked ashamed, wondering why he didn't watch it in the first place. Come out? It was so embarrassing that I had to beat my friend for a pill pill.
Over there, the other three winners were also frustrated, shaking their heads and getting together to prepare for the semi-finals——
When Xu Qingfan saw that his opponent this time was Dongfang Qingling, he couldn't bear to win again. After thinking hard, he came up with a plan: "I, I, I just thought about it. The scissors will come out later. Do you hear me clearly? , I want scissors."
When Dongfang Qingling heard this, she was happy at first, and then looking at Xu Qingfan's concealed expression, she suddenly understood something in her heart: "It turns out you want to fool me, giggling, giggling, what should I say to this person?" Even if you lie with such a guilty conscience, I can't help you today." He stretched out his jade hand in a "cloth" posture.
Xu Qingfan was stunned and thought to himself, I can finally lose now.
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Whoa!" Dongfang Qingling changed his moves midway, lightly retracted his pink fist, and suddenly came out with a "scissors". Xu Qingfan didn't know that his mind had been read. He was proud of stealing Jin Qinghan's move. When he stretched out his hands together, he realized that his "rock" had hit the opponent's "scissors". He was stunned and seemed even more disappointed.
"I'm too ungentlemanly. How can I openly defeat a beautiful woman to win the elixir? This time, all my signs are ruined..."
After the semi-finals, of course it was time for the finals.
Xu Qingfan was still feeling discouraged, but when he saw his opponent, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and his confidence was restored. He thought to himself that if he couldn't lose again this time, it would be unforgivable, infuriating, and unforgivable. He nodded solemnly and said, "No matter what you do, I will only play 'stone' this time. I have decided that if I still can't lose, I will jump off the building and fill the sea with arsenic. I must lose! I must lose! Ah ah ah! Come on! Try hard!"
The opponent was speechless.
"Pay attention! The stone is coming... Rock, Scissors, Paper!"
Xu Qingfan gritted his teeth, frowned, closed his eyes and threw out a "stone" fiercely.
Lost!
After going through so many hardships, Xu Qingfan finally got his wish and lost miserably: "Wow ha ha ha! That's great! God help me..." Xu Qingfan jumped up, handed over the championship prize happily, and a huge stone fell from his heart. He smiled and turned back to make a victory gesture to everyone.
However, everyone seemed to be indifferent.
Only Ting'er said to him in a bad tone: "I can't stand you, why are you so nervous? You know Xiaobi can only play cloth, but you are so proud." Xiaobi was not polite, and immediately put the elixir into her mouth and chewed it until her teeth and cheeks were fragrant. After burping, she said: "In fact, I can also play scissors, but it's a pity that I haven't practiced it yet, and four claws popped out at once." Everyone was silent, thinking to themselves: "That's the same as playing 'cloth'." In any case, everyone returned satisfied in the end. A small baseball boxing competition showed the deep friendship of everyone. (End) Postscript-Yue Qingru said: Master also misses the majority of book friends, so he plans to show up at the fan fiction gathering next time... The author is the cute Que Ju Ran.
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