Seeking Immortality

Funny comments about hatred

Chou seems to be in danger now. In addition to the growth of his strength, the cruelty and hatred in his heart seem to have not diminished at all. Qiu has been fighting fiercely for revenge all his life, and his battle seems to be coming to the most tragic end. However, as readers, F and I still like this character very much and don't want him to die... Although it is not up to us to decide whether he dies or not. So we had a heated discussion and went off topic for a while.

Topic 1: If Qiu could survive, what would it be like...

f: Zhang Xusheng took Qiu away, and then the description seemed to be that Qiu had been ravaged and weak...

Me: But I still hope that Qiu would be taken back with only a head or something left to be reborn

So this little story was born:

Qiu was dying: Master, you have spent countless treasures and cultivation for me. Now I only have a head left. If I want to restore it to its original state, I don’t know how much energy it will take. Master, I finally killed n Shura people with my own hands. I have fulfilled my wish in this life. Let me leave it to fate...

Xu Qingfan: No! After all, you have been my disciple for many years. How can your master be so ruthless? Besides, now is your chance to start a new life...

Qiu: Master, what do you mean?

Xu Qingfan: Although your original body is a killing weapon, it is too evil. Now it is a special fan fiction, and obviously there are not so many Shuras for you to kill. Your antisocial personality should be given a chance to be corrected.

Qiu: Since Master has made the arrangements, I will obey Master in everything.

Xu Qingfan: Although you only have one head left, you still have the ability to absorb the essence and blood of other monsters and fuse them for your own use. I will take another piece of Xirang for you to take, which will help you recover.

Qiu: Thank you, Master.

Then Xu Qingfan took out a rabbit.

Qiu (furious): Master! This is fur!

Xu Qingfan: No, it's a rabbit.

Qiu: Why give me a rabbit to absorb!

Xu Qingfan: There is evidence that being caressed physically can soothe a volatile personality...

Qiu: This has something to do with rabbits!

Xu Qingfan (compassionate look): When a cute girl hugs you to her chest, you will be grateful to Master...

Qiu: Help! Kill people! Zhang Xusheng! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

f raised a reasonable question: But a rabbit and a lizard head don't match.

Got a ridiculous explanation.

Me: Since he has absorbed so many cold-blooded animals that he doesn't look like a human, we can reasonably infer that if he absorbs a lot of rabbits (otz...), he can definitely have the appearance of an albino Pikachu...

Topic 2.

Actually, we have a small question. If Qiu can get the other party's ability by absorbing the monster, then what about the other party's living habits?

Here, we assume that this is also absorbed together...

Me: Lizard Qiu can also be very happy xd

For example!

One day, Xu Qingfan and his disciples went to visit Kyushu to find a place suitable for human reproduction.

They walked to the equator, which is near the equator with little water vapor and low altitude, so it is natural that this place is a desert. At noon, the sand is hot enough to fry eggs.

Everyone floated in the air, but the heat was still very hot and painful.

But Qiu was on the ground as if nothing had happened... No, he was tap dancing? !

"He once absorbed a desert lizard." Xu Qingfan explained quietly. "If it was hotter, he would have drilled into the sand."

F: Pound the ground! Why did he absorb a desert lizard!

Still a ridiculous explanation.

Me: Probably the original target was a desert viper, but he only saw the head and accidentally injured it...

f logically reasoned: When he swept the ground with death energy, all life was absorbed... Even the termite tower was empty...

Me: Later, there was a period of time when he always built his nest in a winding way and tried to chew the wall.

f: During that period, the number of people in Tianyou Camp increased dramatically. But everyone was always scared because Qiu seemed to want to greet them head to head...

Later, "He is in the Yuanying stage! Yuanying stage!"

"How is it possible! So fast!"

"You see, he often holds his waist and rubs his abdomen recently..."

Then Qiu was very distressed and went to Xu Qingfan to confide in him.

"Master, I seem to have eaten something I shouldn't have recently."

"What's wrong? Do you feel like you want to explode?"

"…………I don't have that."

"Do you sometimes feel like you're another person?"

"……I don't have that either."

"What's the matter?"

"I always feel like I don't want to move. Someone should feed me when I eat. Same thing with taking a bath. When I have a whim, I just need to move my tentacles and someone will come to serve me. And…………I want to lay eggs."

Xu Qingfan took out a piece of Xiran without saying a word.

"Eat it!"

Topic three.

The relationship between Qiu and Ting'er is vague, which makes people particularly worried. So the following associations came into being.

f: One day. Qiu raised his tail in front of Ting'er and stretched out his thorns.

So everyone understood that he accidentally ate a peacock.

Me: Later, Qiu was very careful when eating, and tried not to touch mammals with more complex survival modes.

But one day, when he saw Ting'er, he couldn't help but start to change color and flash.

Later, everyone found out that he accidentally ate a squid that was very intelligent and could court.

Topic 4…………………………

One day, a bored person asked Qiu what he thought was the most delicious.

Qiu thought for a long time, and finally said, Master.

Everyone was shocked, younger! younger!

Then he heard Xu Qingfan's voice coming from behind, what are you doing here...

Finally one day he ran to Xu Qingfan and cried.

"I can't stand it!" Qiu said angrily. "You don't know how ** these marine creatures are!"

Xu Qingfan was shocked, he only knew that most marine creatures are delicious.

"They sing for mating, change color for mating, dance for mating, and make nests for mating! They also want to mate during the day, and think more at night, and they shamelessly like everyone to come together! Males become females, females become males, yin and yang are reversed, and it's a mess! Especially when there are a few full moons, I, I just want to make the sea water white by me..."

Xu Qingfan was puzzled at first, but he immediately realized what he was dyeing with. He was very sympathetic, so he reached out and patted Qiu's shoulder.

"Don't touch!" Qiu's reaction was very strong, and he shrank his shoulders. "Sea slugs will touch each other like this, and then... then..." His face turned red, his body stiffened, and he trembled slightly.

"Then what?" Xu Qingfan was very curious and determined to ask.

"Then they attacked each other." Qiu said desperately, and then pounced.

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Thanks to book friend 091201231807404, well, I just found this comment today, it's very interesting.

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