Senior Superstar

It only took Li Shixin ten minutes to make up a movie that didn't exist at all.

For the poster of the movie, he directly used the covers of several foreign garbage movies to stitch and PS it. There are no character elements on the cover, and it is as fancy as possible, which looks quite postmodern.

The list of actors and creators was directly typed online, especially the K/19 teeth, he wanted to laugh when he saw it.

Li Shixin grinned after reading the page of the fictional movie that didn’t make any sense. If it was released, only a fool would go to the cinema to buy a ticket to watch it again.

On the Maoyan film review website, he has actually eaten several times and deflated.

Before that, Maoyan film critics were hit by black hands in the two works of "That Rabbit" and "Red Helmet".

Some people get low scores purely for pretentiousness. But more often, because Maoyan Film Review adopts a group-based user interaction method and uses big data to recommend circles that meet user preferences, there are a considerable number of funny people active on this platform.

However, this platform is a relatively large film review website in recent years.

Its score is even linked to some online ticketing platforms, which directly affects the first impression of the movie for many viewers who buy tickets online.

He's always being blackmailed for no reason, so he's a bit fucked up!

Seeing that the score of "The Wandering Earth" has dropped from 9.1 to 9.0 due to the activity of a large number of sunspots, and it will soon fall below the 9-point mark, Li Shixin smiled coldly.

In the past, the old lady was soft-spoken, relying on fans to support some things and endured it.

You bullied me when I was an Internet celebrity, and now you still bully me when I am a superstar, so this superstar, I am not so useless!

What kind of old man is the old man now?

National Day May 1 Double Billion Mr!

Swell!

Thinking about it, Li Shixin picked up the phone and called Li Juan.

After asking this ruthless godson about the phone number of the head of operation of Maoyan Film Review Network, he called directly.

The phone was connected quickly.

Hearing Li Shixin self-reported his family name, the manager surnamed Zhou on the opposite side immediately became intimate.

"Ms. Li! Hello, hello! I just got the news that your new work has surpassed one billion at the box office. Congratulations!"

Hearing the other party's greetings, Li Shixin chuckled.

"It's all praised by the audience. Manager Yang, I actually called you for a business."

"Teacher Li, tell me!"

"That's what happened."

Facing the person in charge of Maoyan's operations, Li Shixin narrated the matter of "The Wandering Earth" being maliciously graded.

Unexpectedly, when the other party heard his description, his attitude immediately became subtle.

"That's the thing, Mr. Li, Maoyan Movie Review has always been adhering to the principles of users watching, users talking, and users commenting. This scoring mechanism has also been explored by us over the years. Regarding the problem you mentioned , we attach great importance to it, but there is nothing we can do about it. You can’t say that your new movie has been given one star by some of our users, and it will destroy our review mechanism, right? You think on the bright side, isn’t there still so many users giving it a rating? Did you hit five stars?"

oh?

Hearing the other party's tone of "we know we have problems, but we don't want to change", Li Shixin raised his brows.

"So, there's nothing you can do about these malicious low-scoring movie reviews?"

During the phone call, the person in charge surnamed Zhou chuckled.

"That's not true, Mr. Li, you can take the time to come to the capital, go to the editorial department of our Maoyan Film Review Network, and have a face-to-face interaction with our Maoyan users! Communicate with our users more, they will naturally I'll just say good things about your new film, right?"

oh.

Li Shixin understood.

You scum want me to be friends with a hot face and a cold ass, a scum!

That's it.

The old man has no worries at all.

After completely understanding the other party's attitude, Li Shixin lost all thought of greeting, and hung up the phone directly.

If you say it well, the old man can still save you a thread, but it won't work now.

Let's die together.

Putting the phone in his pocket, he opened Weibo.

With the hot screening of "The Wandering Earth", under the huge drainage of the two hot searches, there are quite a lot of discordant voices in Li Shixin's comment area.

People, don't fire.

This traffic is so big that there will be one or another who will jump out and want to pour cold water on you to cool you down.

Although in the comment area, the excited audiences after watching the movie are generally communicating, but there are also some people who come here to step on and taunt.

Similar to Maoyan Film Critic.com, some parts of "The Wandering Earth" that involve the national spirit and the popularity of the movie also exploded a lot of muyang dogs and pretenders.

Just when some old fans were tearing each other up with these fly-like people, Li Shixin's Weibo was suddenly updated!

But the dynamic content surprised fans and viewers!

It was a dynamic with a picture.

The picture is the rating of Maoyan Film Review Network, as well as those comments with one star.

One of the one-star comments reads: "The setting of "The Wandering Earth" is plagiarized! What a two-thousand-year plan, five steps, I watched a Hollywood niche movie "Even if Kafka Becomes a Quantum State" in 2009 It was mentioned in "Still Can't Get Into the Castle."

"I accidentally saw the ratings of Maoyan Film Critic Network on the plane. As a humble filmmaker, I am happy to see some criticisms and suggestions. I will deeply introspect and reflect on some of the problems raised by those audience friends who rated one star. !

Some of these sharp comments also made the old man feel very ashamed. In the creation and setting of "The Wandering Earth", I did draw lessons from many classic movies. For example, the Wandering Earth project in the movie actually borrowed from the Hollywood low-budget sci-fi work "Kafka Can't Enter the Castle Even in a Quantum State" released in North America in 2009.

I thought that this experimental work written and directed by a cutting-edge Hollywood director would not be known by so many people in China, but it still failed to escape the eyes of the masses. Here, I would like to apologize to director Swalt Snow, and sincerely apologize to fans and friends! Live up to your hopes! "

After watching Li Shixin's hot post, many fans who just finished watching the movie were stunned!

"Fuck, is it true or not?"

"Lord Xin, you are crazy! Isn't that the way to create this thing? Conceptual reference is an essential part of creation, but as long as the story is your own, it doesn't matter! Movies are so popular now, why do you say this? Isn't it Self-destructive future!?"

"Yeah! Anyway, the story told in "The Wandering Earth" moved me! Don't care about those stinking idiots who give one star!"

"It's over, Lord Xin must have been mad with anger!"

In the comment area, the fans immediately exploded!

But those internet trolls who have been posting their existence in the comment area for the past two days, just climaxed in place!

"Heh, if you don't want people to know, you have to do nothing. It's a good thing to admit that you are not good enough, so as to save yourself the embarrassment of being sued!"

"I just said, how could a Chinese screenwriter have such a skill!"

"Sure enough, there is a reason why this movie became popular. After all, it was plagiarized!"

"Ala, ala, why do you feel familiar when you watch "The Wandering Earth"? I remember! It turned out to be a copy of the directorial debut of Swalt Snow. Smelly shameless thing! Where are the dogs who protected the master just now? Come on, come on." Come on, continue to line up with your aunt?"

"One billion box office, this can be explained clearly. After all, if there is no Hollywood core, Chinese filmmakers still can't make films with such a high box office. Let alone, I have been torn up with the 50 cent party for a whole morning. Go watch the original "Kafka Can't Get Into the Castle Even Into a Quantum State" to refresh your mind! The Fifty Cent Party's guardian dog is barking, and I will come back to line up with you after I finish watching the film!"

drop!

Received negative cheers, 1291234 points!

Just when Li Shixin heard a whisper, the stewardess walked quickly to his side and squatted down again.

"Mr. Li, the control tower has given permission to take off. The plane will take off immediately. Please turn off the electronic equipment."

"ah."

I glanced at my Weibo comment area where Namu Yanggou and pretenders have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and then looked at the movie page of "Kafka can't enter the castle even if he becomes a quantum state", and some people have already started to rate and comment After Li Shixin made an apologetic gesture to the stewardess, he immediately turned off the computer.

"Thank you, Mr. Li, for your cooperation. The plane Yuji landed in two hours. I wish you a pleasant journey. You can call me anytime if you need anything."

After thanking Li Shixin again, the stewardess left with a smile.

Looking at the slim back, Li Shixin chuckled and put on his little blindfold.

After a while, he fell into a deep sleep

Two hours passed quickly.

When Li Shixin was woken up by the stewardess, he found that the plane had already stopped at the airport.

Xu Ge and others had already arrived at Qingdao's side first because they had to prepare for the first filming, so he was not in a hurry.

After getting off the plane, Li Shixin stretched a lot as he watched the passengers hurrying towards the exit, found a bench at random, and turned on his laptop.

The browser web page remains as it was before the plane took off.

But when he refreshed the webpage, a magical scene slowly unfolded in front of him!

I saw that I spent ten minutes splicing several Hollywood garbage movie posters together for the cover two hours ago, and spent another five minutes making up the production list. More than 7,000 users clicked "Looked"!

What made Li Shixin think "this world is really fun" was the comment section of the movie that didn't exist in the real world.

"A masterpiece of Wozki Schodt-like literature! "The Wandering Earth" only plagiarized its fur! Salute to director Swalt Snow!"

"After watching "The Wandering Earth", I remembered that there was such a movie with a similar plot. I just dug it out on the hard drive of an old computer and replayed it. I couldn't bear to fast-forward every shot! Classics are classics! Chinese people will always You can't make a film like this!"

"Salute to the great Hollywood! A small-budget film that can't be found on the Internet can make domestic filmmakers look like gods! The American film industry is really powerful!"

"A very good film! Especially the heroine. In this film, she fully expresses the embarrassment and ups and downs of a wife who was abandoned by her husband. Whether it is in eyes, expressions, movements or behaviors, she can The acting is meticulous and penetrating, especially the action of dropping the horse at the end, which is more able to express postmodernism and a strong indictment against this society."

"Swalt Snow is not a familiar name to Chinese people, but looking at the works of this niche film director, especially

The Kafka series is very proficient in mastering the post-modern style, and the shots showing the stream of consciousness are also very personal.

It is one of my favorite independent directors in Hollywood. "The Wandering Earth" copied some of its settings, and won a box office of one billion in this year's May 1st, which is the best proof of Swalt Snow's strength! Thumbs up! "

Li Shixin slapped his mouth when he saw the reviews that were either bragging about the director, or paying homage to Hollywood, or simply coming up with an emperor's novelty, insisting that he had seen the movie.

I can go to your grandma!

Showing his white teeth, Li Shixin opened the screenshot software, and took screenshots of those comments that he found disgusting, together with the IDs of the commenters.

Then, he opened his Weibo again!