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Li Shixin's Weibo.

With the huge traffic boost of the hot search, a large number of people who eat melons arrived at the scene. When people saw the ID of the Muyang dog and the pretender, and the remarks they made after they fell into Li Shixin's fishing routine, they were instantly shocked.

Xin Ye's Weibo comment area turned into a sea of ​​joy!

"Oh shit, I can't do it anymore, my aunt spit out from laughing so much at noon! This Li Shixin is too funny, and his operation is so good! I am definitely a fan."

"When I read movie reviews on Maoyan, I was always so angry. There are really some people who pretend to be nothing. They all talk about the scriptures, which seem to be very knowledgeable, but they don't know how to use punctuation marks. There are spaces throughout the whole process. The kind of punctuation—but you still can’t beat them. Finally someone gave a bad breath! Comfortable!”

"Explain what pretentiousness is - showing off without talent support! I'm so laughing at you, Maoyan, a group of well-known and well-known bigwigs, met a ruthless person today! Dare to speak and do, Teacher Li is awesome!"

"I was the founder of several groups when Maoyan Film Critic was first established, but I haven't played it for two years. It's not for anything else, just because Maoyan is getting more and more stinky! Some movie reviews are like chicken paws stained with ink. Same, it looks quite artistic, but it’s actually not fart! I wasn’t interested in sci-fi films, and I didn’t want to watch "The Wandering Earth", but I just bought a ticket to support Mr. Li's wave today!"

"There are too many idiots on Maoyan Film Critic.com, especially the low-scoring film reviews and short reviews. It's so stupid! Put yourself on the level of looking at the history of Chinese and world film development, and he will sing the opposite tune when everyone applauds it. , Some are very vulgar or extremely niche, but they brazenly brag about themselves in order to show themselves. Teacher Li is very good at it! There are evil tendencies, such a person should have come out to punish them a long time ago!"

"Maoyan did have a lot of talented users in the early days. You will find that many classic film reviews were written 9 or 10 years ago, but when you click on their homepage, you will find that they have not been updated for a long time. Something is gone, it seems to have left this community.

But the new users are mixed; many obviously good movies are sprayed for nothing, and the spray is not level at all, and the lines show their naive and superficial side-and no doubts from others are allowed.

Once you find that you disagree with yourself, it's a foul language, and then it's a scolding battle where you are stupid and whoever writes. So in the past two years, I rarely refer to Maoyan's ratings to make my decision whether to go to the movies or not. Therefore, there is no need for Director Li to be angry because of Maoyan's ratings. Word of mouth is more important than any ratings! "

"Hot search, you pay me for cosmetics! The wrinkles that I had so easily eliminated with essence made me laugh out loud again!"

With the influx of people who eat melons, especially netizens who have suffered a lot from the Maoyan film review website, a lot of complaints have been made, and the private messages of those muyang dogs and pretending criminals whose IDs have been linked have exploded!

Those taunts and DISS replies directly caused a considerable number of Muyang dogs and pretenders to die on the spot, or emptied Weibo and changed their names, or simply deleted Weibo and Maoyan clients.

But there are still some so-called Maoyan elites, those top Muyang dogs and pretenders, who have no choice to retreat.

Instead, against the crowds of the whole network, he completely went to the end of shame and anger!

"What's wrong with "Kafka" being a fake? I've seen too many films, so what if I misremembered them? The stuff made by the stupid director doesn't make sense, why don't people say it?"

"The movie review about Kafka was sent by me. I also admit that I have never seen this movie at all, and the movie reviews are all made up by me. But Hollywood movies are better than Chinese movies, and you will never know this. Don’t admit it? Don’t talk about other issues, just talk about "The Wandering Earth"! It’s a sci-fi science fiction with no logic, and you are right when you brag about hard science fiction? What is the Wandering Earth plan, what is Jupiter’s gravitational acceleration, and what is the refusion engine. Make a few concepts, is it hard science fiction? Sand sculptures, have time to watch "Space Odyssey"! That is the real classic!"

Watching the few muyang dogs and criminals who are still fighting in the corner, the netizens burst out with even more joyful laughter.

"I'm dying of laughter, damn it, didn't the god who said that logic doesn't make sense just now said in the comment area that the setting part of "The Wandering Earth" was the only highlight of the movie because it copied "Kafka" ? Why is it downgraded to bullshit now?"

"Don't say it, it's the bright spot if it's related to his beautiful father and Hollywood aunt, and it's bullshit if it doesn't! Hahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Nima, this is really a famous double standard! You are an old hermaphrodite!"

"This @猫眼影神, here I can explain to you, in fact, several concepts in "The Wandering Earth" have a physical basis, and they are not completely unreasonable fantasies of the screenwriter and director.

For example, the gravitational slingshot phenomenon, which is a common method for accelerating aircraft. When we launch an aircraft to a celestial body other than the earth, we often apply it to other planets or celestial bodies as a "gravitational slingshot" to save fuel, time and planning costs. The more classic one may be the American Cassini probe, which was launched from the earth to its destination Saturn on October 15, 1997, but only took a small amount of fuel. It used a ejection from Venus on April 26, 1998, a second ejection from Venus on July 24, 1999, a ejection from Earth on August 18, 1999, and a second ejection from Earth on December 2000. It took advantage of Jupiter's ejection on the 30th and finally arrived at Saturn on July 1, 2004.

Another example is the heavy nuclear fusion engine. We often hear that fusion refers to light nuclear fusion, that is, the fusion reaction of hydrogen into helium to release huge energy. This is also the main way for the sun to generate energy. What humans can do is uncontrollable nuclear fusion (hydrogen bomb) using hydrogen atoms, but helium is not the end of nuclear fusion. Helium can continue to fuse to produce carbon, and carbon can continue to fuse to produce silicon, that is, helium-4→carbon-12 → Silicon–28.

The fusion process starting from "silicon" is: silicon-28→sulfur-32→argon-36→calcium-40→titanium-44→chromium-48→iron-52 (iron-56).

The energy released by refusion is much, much greater than the energy released by a hydrogen bomb explosion. Of course, refusion requires much higher temperatures and much higher pressures to achieve it. In the movie, using rocks as the main fuel for nuclear fusion is this process. It is theoretically possible. "

Faced with another wave of diss from netizens, especially the patient science popularization of some netizens, Mu Yanggou, who had become completely angry from embarrassment, completely exploded!

"@书山有路, wow! It seems you understand it well? A group of keyboard warriors, when can you teach your father a lesson? I have seen a lot of people like you! What you say on the Internet is as clear as a scientist, but in reality Buckle your feet and eat instant noodles! Climb for me!"

Seeing this well-known tycoon whose ID is "Maoyan Shadow God" turned on the swearing mode, netizens were already laughing.

What Nima said. Why is it so similar to himself!

Faced with the name-calling and insulting of "Maoyan Shadow God", the netizen with the Weibo ID "Shushan Youlu" did not give verbal retaliation.

Instead, he sent a photo directly in the comment area.

In the photo, there is a messy but not messy desk full of teaching plans and project materials.

On the desk, a refined man in his forties held up his mobile phone and showed his Weibo ID. And his other hand is showing a document to the camera.

What kind of document is that?

On the cover of the certificate, there is a blue plum blossom wreath engraved, and in the middle of the wreath is an open book and a rocket flying from the book. Next to the rocket's wake, is a year - 1958!

In the middle of the certificate, it clearly says "University of Science and Technology of China, School of Earth and Space, Academic Staff Pass".

Seeing such a certificate, countless netizens watching Monkey were stunned.

But what surprised them even more was the latest speech of "Maoyan Shadow God"!

"@书山有路, I'm just a teacher in a technical school, what's so awesome? I'm a supervisor in a foreign company, with an annual salary of more than three million yuan, how much do you count!"

It was this statement that completely detonated the entire comment area!

"Fuck, I can't do it! How can there be such a stupid person in this world who likes to pretend so much?"

"@猫眼影神, big brother, I beg you! Hurry up and go to Dekang Society to talk about cross talk! This noon, I see that you laughed more in your comments than in the entire first half of the year!"

"I've got my fucking head off laughing. I can't, I can't, guys, my stomach hurts."

"I just vomited from laughing. It's not an exaggeration to laugh so hard that I retched! I took a screenshot of this reply from the technical school teacher, and I will rely on this reply to get through all the unhappiness in the future."

"@猫眼影神, big brother, I beg you, don't show off. You are the director of a fucking foreign company with an annual salary of 3 million? Even if you have passed the college entrance examination, you should understand what this certificate represents! That's not a technical school! That's China University of Science and Technology, referred to as University of Science and Technology of China!"

"Oh, I really can't do it anymore. This group of big understandings is so funny! They are so talented in comedy! 985, 211, double first-class, top ten colleges and universities in the country's competitiveness, have become technical schools in your place? If the principal, Guo Moruo, read your comments, he might jump out of the coffin and curse the streets!"

"The first headmaster Guo Moruo's coffin can't be held down anymore!"

"Yan Jici, Hua Luogeng, Qian Xuesen, Zhao Zhongyao, Guo Yonghuai, Zhao Jiuzhang: What? So we are professors at a technical school?"

"More than 60 academicians of the Chinese University of Science and Technology Alumni Association said: What? I turned out to be a graduate of a technical school?!"

With countless laughing and peeing netizens crazily complaining and dissing, the cat eye shadow god who had been persisting for a long time finally couldn't stand it anymore.

When many University of Science and Technology of China alumni and students heard the news and were ready to debate with this "foreign company executive with an annual salary of three million yuan", they found that

The Weibo account of "Maoyan Shadow God"

Already logged out!

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Airport.

Seeing the complete disappearance of Muyang dogs and pretenders in Weibo, and receiving a lot of applause from Weibo netizens, Li Shixin laughed and closed his laptop.

Fight with the old man?

In this world, there is no one born that this old man can't handle!

Just when he put away his notebook and was about to walk out of the airport.

His cell phone rang suddenly.

Seeing the phone call on the screen, Li Shixin frowned.

hiss.

Why does this phone number look so familiar?

After staring at the number and thinking for a long time, Li Shixin raised his forehead.

Hi!

Isn't this the call from Zhou Weiliu, the operation manager of Maoyan Film Review Network, that Li Juan sent to himself just now!

People are old and their memory is bad

humble, pitiful,

Sighing, Li Shixin picked up the phone.

On the other side, Zhou Weili seemed to have lost his butt, and his words were crying.

"Ms. Li! Teacher Li doesn't take you to play like this! You feel uncomfortable with those low-scoring comments, and look down on those users who belittle your new film. You can line up with them. This is your freedom. But you can't Dig a hole for our platform! You engaged in "Kafka" such a fake movie fishing, which has a great impact on the credibility of our Maoyan film review website! Teacher Li, you are so proud of your hand, quickly take the two screenshots you screenshot Delete the "Kafka" special page on Weibo and film review website! We will immediately adjust the score of "The Wandering Earth" to 9.3, and I promise you! From now on, we will definitely strengthen Maoyan Low rating review control, especially for your movie, there will never be such a thing as unreasonable belittling, which will delay your movie box office sales!"

Listening to Zhou Weilu's anxious voice, Li Shixin could even feel the image of a bald man on the phone talking to him while wiping his sweat.

The other party's attitude, this time, was slightly stronger than before.

But the other party's request.

Can Lord Xin agree?

Of course not!

"Manager Zhou, how did this happen?"

The corner of his mouth curled up, Li Shixin chuckled.

"If I delete the special pages of Weibo and "Kafka", wouldn't it violate the principle of Maoyan platform users to watch, users to talk about, and users to comment? No, no, it can't be deleted, it can't be deleted."

Hearing what Li Shixin said by himself just now, Zhou Weilu felt like hanging himself!

"Ms. Li, stay on the front line, so we can meet again in the future! Don't do things so badly, your fans are spreading screenshots everywhere now, if you really push us, we won't be able to get along in the future .”

Yo!

You can do it, young man, you speak very hard!

Li Shixin smiled faintly and raised two eyebrows.

"Why, Manager Zhou, do you think my fans on Weibo have an influence on Maoyan Film Critic? It's easy to handle. You can take the time to visit my Weibo and have a face-to-face interaction with my fans! Talk to my fans more. If you communicate with them, they will naturally say good things to your platform, right?"

Hearing Li Shixin lash out with his own lines just now, Zhou Weilu went crazy!

"It's true that you are a popular director, but think about it, we are the most professional film review platform and film promotion platform in China! Mr. Li, think about it!"

Faced with a roar from the phone, Li Shixin smiled coldly.

"The most professional movie platform? I'm sorry, but you're overthinking things. From now on, the term professional has nothing to do with your Maoyan!"

No longer talking to Zhou Weilu, Li Shixin hung up the phone with a snap.

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Received extreme [anger] [fear] negative applause from Zhou Weilu, 1512 points!

Accepting the last wave of applause calmly, Li Shixin put his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, hummed obscene lyrics, and walked out of the airport exit.

"Godfather! Oh, why did you come out! I've been waiting for a long time, just waiting for you to come and prepare for the first scene in the afternoon! Why is it so late?"

"Something happened on the way, so it was delayed for a while."

Seeing Xu Ge holding up the pick-up sign at the exit, Li Shixin chuckled and narrowed his eyes benevolently.

Under Xu Ge's support, he boarded a large van parked on the street, and galloped towards Qingdao Film and Television Base!

PS: There will be double monthly tickets at the end of this month, brothers and sisters who have monthly tickets in their hands, please save it for Erdu! Thank you big brothers and sisters!