Senior Superstar
Chapter 885 What, What a Fucking Surprise! (Ask for a monthly pass!)
Chapter 895
With the update of the fifth act of "The Strange She", Li Shixin's Weibo has fallen again and again, and it has become a disaster area.
In the fifth act, the weird love affair between Shen Mengjun and the draft director Awen has attracted many netizens.
comment area.
"Actually, Shen Mengjun and Ah Wen are a weird pair of CPs. It is obvious that they are 20 and 30 years old, but they are indeed 70 and 30 years old. Every time I see Shen Mengjun and Ah Wen together, I always It feels like a grandma is coaxing her grandson to play, but when the two of them are giving out sugar...tsk, I still have a little excitement in my heart, how is this so fat?"
"Upstairs, are you excited? You obviously want to watch the old cow eat the young grass! Pooh! You're a scumbag!"
"Hahahaha, that's right. The characters in this film are perfect. Shen Mengjun set up the appearance of 70 years old and 20 years old. If you bring in the appearance, you hope to see a love sweet pet that counterattacks in the workplace. But if you bring in the inner age, eh, hey, you want to see an old lady eating young grass, Ouyou thinks it's exciting!"
"Sure enough, women are really scary. You are as despicable as us men, and you like to eat tender grass!"
"Bah! A group of stinky men, what we like to love, you like to have sex, right? It's completely two different things, okay?!"
"Don't engage in confrontation in the comment area! Brothers and sisters, at this moment of waiting for updates, we must put aside our prejudices, unite, and urge the dog to update together!"
"Give a thumbs up to the brothers above, work together, and remind you to be more trustworthy!"
"Reminder +1!"
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Seeing a group of men and women in the comment area, led by the Rhythm Party, once again start attacking privately for updates, Li Shixin, who was sitting firmly on the high-speed rail seat, took a deep breath.
Sure enough, I still can't get rid of this feeling of being strongly needed and longed for by men and women!
Double cool!
Smiling, seeing that An Xiaoxiao, Chen Boshi and others have already built a chicken eating team out of boredom, and most of the old fans on the side are too tired to close their eyes and rest their minds after all the troubles in the morning, Li Shixin hooked the corners of his mouth and directly chose The sixth act video, which will be uploaded to Weibo, has been chosen to be published!
As soon as the video feed was released, Weibo, which was already on fire, boiled again.
In the high school where netizens cheered one after another, the plot of the sixth act of "Strange She" was presented on the screens of all audiences;
Ah Wen and Shen Mengjun sparked off.
But for this love that came suddenly when it shouldn't have come, Shen Mengjun didn't let go of all of it.
When she was with Awen, she was more like a kind elder.
The difference in age made her have to be cautious about this relationship.
But when he was with Ah Wen, the sweetness that couldn't be concealed really sweetened a group of audiences.
On the other hand, because his daughter misunderstood and kicked Shen Mengjun out of the house, Old Li was very worried.
After calling Shen Mengjun several times, but the other party didn't answer because of his busy relationship, he had to make up his mind and came to the university where Professor Liu was.
"Hey, Uncle Li? What do you want from me?"
In the office, Professor Liu was very surprised to see the old head Li who came to visit suddenly.
While pouring water for Lao Li's head, he asked a question.
Picking up the water glass that Professor Liu handed over, Old Li hesitated for a moment, but he still made up his mind:
"Xiao Liu, that girl in Xiaoyu's band."
"Ah, you mean that girl named Lijun?"
Hearing Mr. Li's mention, Professor Liu smiled, "Xiaoyu introduced her to me, and she even went to my house for dinner. She's a pretty girl, but she's a bit awkward when she speaks. I see, Xiaoyu is inviting someone to be a band again. The lead singer invited her to dinner again, so she probably fell in love with her girl."
puff!
A mouthful of hot water sprayed onto Professor Liu's face.
"Oh? Uncle Li? What's wrong with you?"
"He likes a fart!"
Seeing Professor Liu's old fatherly smile replaced by shock, Old Li jumped up!
"The girl said her name is Meng Lijun, but she is not Meng Lijun! Her name is Shen Mengjun, and she is your mother, Xiaoyu's grandma!"
In the office, Old Li's frantic roar echoed.
After a terrible silence, Professor Liu burst out laughing.
"Uncle Li, how long has it been since you went to the hospital for a physical examination? Well, I have time in the afternoon, so I'll accompany you there. This dementia, if it is well controlled in the early stage, it can be delayed."
"Fart dementia!"
"That's really your mother!"
"Okay, okay, Mr. Li, don't go back, just wait for me here for a while, I will ask the leader for a leave, let's go right away before the hospital is off work. Your symptoms look It sounds a little serious."
In Weibo.
Seeing Professor Liu's dignified and worried face in the picture, and Lao Li's expressionless expression, the audience burst out laughing.
"No way, this plot, I laughed so hard! It's a bit absurd, but it happens to be like that. Old Li is too difficult!"
"Old Li: What the hell I said is true! Why is it so difficult to tell the truth these days?!"
"Hahaha, it's okay to be demented! Professor Liu's reaction should be considered okay. If he and Lao Li have not been neighbors for decades, he is probably already in a mental hospital by now hahaha!"
"I thought I couldn't blame Professor Liu for this matter. Someone suddenly told me that the girl my son was dating was actually my mother. It was really hard to accept this matter for a while."
"No, it's not that it's hard to accept. It's fucking impossible, okay!"
"Chaos, what a mess! Hahaha"
With the audience's joyful complaints, the old Li in the plot is already desperate.
"Xiao Liu'er, why don't you believe it! Think about your uncle Li, when did you lie to your family?"
"Yes, yes, yes, what you said, Mr. Li, is true. Let's do this. I won't ask for leave. Let's go to the hospital now and take a taxi!"
"Hey!"
Seeing that Professor Liu completely regarded himself as a delusional dementia, Lao Li was discouraged, and threw the poster of Xiaoyu Band's draft contestants in his hand on the chair, ignoring Professor Liu's persuasion, Angrily left.
Looking at the back of the old neighbor, Professor Liu shook his head slightly.
He picked up the phone and dialed Old Li's daughter.
"Juanzi, I'm your brother Liu. Uncle Li came to my place just now. Is he a little confused recently? You have to take care of him."
"Is he stupid? He's stupid! At such an advanced age, he still wants to find me a twenty-year-old stepmother! Is he stupid? He's slippery! Don't worry about him!"
beep beep beep
Listening to the busy tone on the other side of the phone, Professor Liu shook his head helplessly.
It was at this time that the school bell rang.
Several teachers who had just finished class returned to the office. The teacher at the desk opposite Professor Liu saw the poster on the chair and opened it curiously.
After gossiping with my colleagues about the recent hot draft, I casually put the poster on the desk.
After a while, the class bell rang again, and the classroom became deserted again.
"Professor Liu, there is no class in the morning?"
A colleague walked up to Professor Liu who was preparing the lesson plan and said hello.
"Ah, it's all gone today. I'll prepare the materials for tomorrow, and I'll withdraw them in a while."
"Hey, Professor Liu also pays attention to this draft?"
Seeing his colleague pick up the poster on the table, Professor Liu was taken aback;
"Ah, no, it's my neighbor."
The colleague obviously didn't come here to chat about gossip, but to listen to him explaining his personal affairs, "Well, Professor Liu, did you bring any money today? I have to go to the hospital to make a copy of the file, and I didn't bring change. They only accept cash, you see."
"Ah, I have this. You use it first."
"Thank you, then, then I'll leave Professor Liu first!"
"Why."
Watching his colleagues leave, Professor Liu shook his head and sat back at his desk.
At this time, his eyes fell on the open wallet on the table.
Inside the wallet, there are a few old photos.
One of them is a photo of myself and my mother when I was just admitted to high school.
Seeing his mother in her thirties in the group photo, Professor Liu frowned.
Silently, he picked up the poster on the table and merged the photos together.
Looking at the photo, which was about 70% similar despite the age gap, his mouth opened wide.
Weibo, comment area.
When the picture freezes on Professor Liu's surprised face, the audience is already laughing until their stomach hurts.
"Professor Liu, are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
"Old Li: I'll just ask you, what's a fucking surprise!"
"I can't, I lost my head laughing! Haha Hang Angang"
The sand sculpture and the extremely conflicting plot made netizens fall into jubilation.
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