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9. The reporter who was beaten
Gotham's change was unexpected. Surprisingly, the U.S. government didn't react to it -- a White House spokesman didn't even comment on the matter.
Some people smelled strange and kept silent about it. But more people just see this as a fun. After all, Gotham's image has been solidified over the years.
"When you think of Gotham, what do you think of?"
"Some would say Batman, some would say The Joker. If you're a Gotham native, you probably wouldn't say anything, after all, the Gotham citizens we interviewed gave us the middle finger all the time."
"But if you live somewhere else, you're 80 percent disgusted and 'I'm so lucky.' Yes, Gotham is such a place, even if you're broke, living in an RV, and not even having a job. But as long as there is such a place in the world..."
"You'll be happy."
"Admit it, folks. That's what we are, and people have to be mean about certain things to make fun of them—or, I'll put it plainly, we just need to despise certain things for spiritual pleasure."
The host on the TV was talking to the camera, and he said: "But, starting from today, things may start to change, of course, or not. Today, Gotham City's first completely free public school Admissions work is about to begin. Let's turn to my colleague in the field, Connery. He will give you a first-hand live broadcast."
The screen turns.
The crowds are not enough to describe the grand occasion in front of this school. It was so crowded that the reporter, Connery, needed to start his live broadcast three blocks away.
"As you can see, the line is three blocks behind. But surprisingly, there was no chaos. Even with a lot of security at Wayne Enterprises, it's still a bit hard to believe. "
"I mean—" He pointed at the Gotham citizens in line in front of the live broadcast car, with an exaggerated expression on his face: "—Look at them! Gotham people are actually lining up!"
His words made several men close to him turn their heads, and the reporter himself was unaware of it.
The people in the studio frowned at this. He pressed the headset and said, "Let that idiot Connery take it easy, damn it. He was sent out because he couldn't control his mouth, and I don't know how to restrain it now. , I think he doesn't even want to be an expatriate!"
Before the live broadcast,
Connery continued his big mouth style: "It's worth mentioning that most of the people who signed up were single mothers. I can't help but wonder, do all the men in Gotham like this tone? Of course. , I'm not from Gotham and have no say in this. Let's interview some citizens."
He walked into the line and, smilingly, pointed the microphone at a black single mother with an afro and a plump figure: "Hello, ma'am, may I ask you—"
The mother interrupted him. She widened her eyes and opened her mouth to a series of black slang words and a long list of local Gotham swear words, and since it was a live broadcast, it was not even silenced. Therefore, her pungent words quickly reached the ears of people all over the country who were watching the live broadcast.
The smile on Connery's face couldn't hold back, and he said, "Hey! Madam, we're broadcasting live! You don't have to—"
"What's not necessary? You bastard from the damn big city! Get out of here! Don't think we don't know what you've said on the Internet!" She was still yelling at Connery, whose face was a little bit unbearable . He did rant about Gotham on the Internet, in other words, he is a local black.
"This is a live broadcast! You uneducated bastard! It seems that all of you Gotham people are of this quality!" He was so emotional that he began to speak openly. In the studio, other people immediately looked at the director and asked Whether to cut off the live broadcast.
The director squinted, he seemed to feel something, and suddenly smiled: "No, no. Listen, I have to keep the live broadcast for me later no matter what happens, this is a dead order. As for Connery...this time If he hadn't died in the past, I'd have him back in the studio."
His hunch was correct.
The men who had been watching Connery before came over, and one of the leaders reached out and pushed Connery to the wall, grabbed his collar and asked, "What the hell did you just say?"
Connery tried to speak, but the man didn't listen. He smiled wickedly, raised his right fist and hit it. Several men punched and kicked Connery, and it wasn't over yet, and the single mother wanted to get in too. But she was in line, so she took off her high heels and threw them out, hitting Connery right in the face.
If someone has been stepped on by high heels, he will understand the pain. Although the red high-heeled shoe on Connery's face was thrown in his face, it wasn't much different.
Connery felt dizzy, and he was about to say something, but one of the men, knowingly or not, shoved the heel of his high-heeled shoe into his lips. With a sharp pain, he collapsed immediately.
There was a burst of cheers in the team, and many people began to whistle, and some even began to sing the magic-modified version of the national anthem-it has to be said that Gotham people are very good at yin and yang.
More women followed suit and took off their shoes and threw them over.
High heels, flats, boots. Even slippers flew over, and Connery held his head on the ground, shouting something, but no one could hear what he was saying. All kinds of shoes drowned him.
The director looked at the screen. He clenched his fist, waved it hard, and yelled, "Very good! Great job, Connery!"
He got up from his chair, raised his hands and watched the skyrocketing ratings do a dance.
Leaving this little episode aside, this conjoined school, which offers everything from elementary to high school, was full on the first day of admissions. The enthusiasm of people is unimaginable. Maybe some people just want their children to go in and have enough to eat, but as long as they sign up, this is the first step.
A thousand miles begins with a single step. Change is a good thing. Gotham has been a backwater for too many years. Now, Bruce Wayne dares to use himself as a bomb to blow up this backwater. Whether he succeeds or not, Gotham will remember him.
What's more, he will surely succeed.
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