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A huge explosion erupted over the entire planet.

The sky is full of fire, and the night is like a black fog that has been burnt clean, with only a little left to stay. From the devastated sky appeared a figure, naked but radiating divine light. His body is not made of energy, but real flesh and blood.

——He Shenyan felt that he should know his face.

What modern person can not recognize such a face with complete elements.

He smiled and shook his head, smashing the head of the angel on the ground. Its broken body trembled slightly, and suddenly it overflowed into pure energy, which was dragged into the shadows by all the tentacles under the mage's feet in the air.

"You killed an angel."

The Son from heaven said, but his tone did not appear angry. His attitude was like an outing, so uncomfortable.

"Correct you, I didn't kill it, I ate it." The mage smiled slightly. "And I've eaten a lot."

Jesus was slightly startled: "Oh...I don't know that. But as Satan, you obviously have the right to be killed by my own hands. After I kill you, the world will—"

"—Let's save the harsh words for later. I'd be more than happy to keep talking to your corpse, Jesus. As for now."

He Shenyan put his hands together, and the mountain collapsed under his feet. The overwhelming debris flow and the trees mixed in it rolled down, but the pause button was pressed when it was about to touch the human village at the foot of the mountain.

No one saw the strange scene, which was fine, it preserved their rationality. The mudslide swept up, in a form that absolutely violated any laws of physics, and in an appearance beyond human imagination, it turned into a dragon of rock and earth, and attacked Jesus in the sky.

The Holy Son just raised his hand and simply said one word: "Stop."

As a result, the rock-earth dragon really stopped in place.

He Shenyan's eyes narrowed.

What Jesus just did, it's actually quite simple to say. He gave life to the magically shaped rock dragon, and commanded it with his authority.

As the creator of that dragon, he is indeed qualified to issue orders to his creation.

Jesus smiled and stroked the rough forehead of the rock dragon,

Then stepped on it with bare feet. Its body of several hundred meters lay quietly at the feet of Jesus, not moving at all.

"Hey, I have a question, Jesus." He Shenyan asked suddenly.

"But it doesn't matter, even if you are Satan, I will explain your doubts for you."

"How is Joseph?"

His question surprised Jesus and asked, "Who?"

"Joseph—your father."

"My father is the Lord, not Joseph."

He Shenyan nodded thoughtfully: "Well, so, do you want to hear a joke?"

"It's impossible."

The mage laughed wickedly: "That's it, do you know who the earliest atheist was? I think it's your father, Joseph the carpenter. Look, when he came home from work one day, his wife's belly suddenly became big, and she was still in awe. The gods said to him, "This is the Son of God from the LORD."

"Joseph was a pious man, at least at the time. He didn't talk to his wife or slap your mother the Virgin Mary to the ground and beat her. But the next day, the honest carpenter went to the construction site. , talked to his co-workers about it, and everything changed in an instant."

"Think about that scene, Jesus. Joseph told his co-workers: Hey, my wife is pregnant."

"Really? Oh, congratulations, Joseph! What a good boy you can do!"

"Everyone came to congratulate him, but Joseph said the second half with a stern face: It's not my child, it's the Lord's. His name is Jesus."

"So Joseph's co-workers looked at each other, and after a long time, someone asked cautiously: Are we going to beat the Lord?"

He Shenyan laughed out loud: "Do you know what's the best part about this joke?"

"It's that if Joseph existed, like you, if he ever existed in history, he must be an atheist. Not just him, but his co-workers. I bet his co-workers were off work that day. When I get home, I will definitely take care of my wife, and then I will start searching for all the people named Jehovah within a hundred miles.”

Jesus frowned, he was not angry at the joke, nor was He Shenyan joking about his mother and father. The real point of his anger was another thing.

"You said I was fictional?" Jesus said in a deep voice. "I am standing in front of you right now, I am Jesus, I was born in Bethlehem, I am the Son of Man, I am the Messiah, I am Ishmael!"

"No, you are nothing."

The mage's light words made him angry, and the fire broke out from the depths of his eyes. The unspeakable horror and anger turned into reality and came to reality. A huge fireball swept across the horizon and appeared in front of He Shenyan in an instant.

Each of them is as large as a star, and each exudes terrifying energy. Jesus stood before them, his long hair and beard fluttering, his eyes glowing like lava.

"Okay, Jesus, you seem pissed--so, shall we make a bet?"

"No! I'm not going to talk to you anymore. Talking to you is like insulting yourself, you damned Satan!"

He Shenyan laughed more and more happily, his figure turned into a blue light and disappeared in place. Appearing outside the earth in the next second, the huge tentacles passed through the portal and pulled all the fireballs behind Jesus into the realm of shadows.

The sour chewing sound came from it. Jesus looked up at the starry sky and heard He Shenyan's voice.

"Come up, Jesus. I have a joke to tell you."

The Son's face sank, wings suddenly grew out of his back, floated up, turned into a burning star, and shot straight into the universe, but he couldn't find any trace of the mage at all. His voice oscillated in this untransmittable vacuum, and every word came clearly into Jesus' ears.

"You obviously don't know much about human history, Jesus, and you don't know much about human nature either. If you really existed in history, and you didn't need Judas, and you didn't need the guy who put nails in your hands and feet, you'd be born in the He was thrown into the river by Joseph to drown."

"Humans are selfish, Jesus. Do you think a man would allow his wife to give birth to a wild seed from nowhere?"

"enough!"

Jesus was trembling all over, and the fire was blazing. A few stars that were a little closer to him were immediately burned to crumbs. He roared and raised his hand: "You've insulted me enough, I can't take it anymore, you must die, Satan!"

However, He Shenyan's voice sounded from behind him. Soft as a whisper.

"I'm not Satan, dear Son. And you're not Jesus—I'm sorry."

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