Shadow of the Beautiful World
Chapter 1076: 39. Dreaming about hell
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Not to mention the brutality of the whole process here, somehow, the strange encounter of the strange queen Xia Di La who was on the throne.
On the other side of Sulphur Harbor, in the base camp block of the monsters.
Wade, the deadpool who has been in this city for almost half a month, is enjoying life.
The guy was wearing a shower cap, holding a wine glass in one hand, and holding a snack in the other, and was sitting in a large mansion.
He seemed to have just taken a shower, and under the shower cap, he could see potholes that made his appetizing skin.
But he still had some self-knowledge, even when he was wearing a shower cap, he still wore that weird black-red hood on his head.
In front of him was a huge indoor swimming pool. On the rolling water, there were a few yellow ducks and a swimming ring with a rainbow pony.
And a few floating lingerie.
Obviously, in the past period of time, this swimming pool was the place where Wade and his "authentic girlfriend" Xia Tuola were having fun.
Opposite the swimming pool, a suspended smart TV like a wall hangs on the wall, and Wade's favorite cartoons of cats and mice are playing on the screen.
But under Wade's mask, there was no smile on that ugly face.
On the contrary, there is a kind of daze of life and death.
He is stuck here.
Just outside the swimming pool, there are powerful monsters guarding the door, and around the mansion there are a large number of aliens.
He cannot escape.
Xia Ke La kept him here and regarded him as a male favorite.
The call came and the wave went away, which caused the torture of the dead man full of masculinity.
It made him feel like a call duck serving the obese rich women.
Of course, neither Xia Ji La's body, skill, or that tempting, tragic face is comparable to those **** fat women.
When the two are alone, she will never refuse any request from the deadpool.
Even more excessive requirements will be met.
It stands to reason that this should be Wade's dream life...
You don't have to go out and make a living to make money. There is a beauty who is hard to find in the world who is willing to spend money to feed him. All his own requirements can be met.
And from the point of view of the dead waiter's vicious eyes, in the thousands of "intimate exchanges" between these two people for a period of time, Xia Jila, who was sealed for 1,000 years and has a very lonely heart, should really fall in love with him.
Just like Vanessa back then.
This is the second woman in Deadpool who is willing to give everything for him, not caring about his appearance, or his crazy girl.
Despite being alien, Deadpool is not very concerned about blood and race.
Anyway, Xia Ke La promised that the two could have children, and as long as Wade was willing, she would be ready for pregnancy now.
With such a girlfriend, what else is so tangled?
It's as if he has reached the peak of his life.
But people...
It's so cheap.
After getting everything, after a few days of wanton enjoyment, the dead man's restless heart was actually empty.
Indescribable emptiness.
He was holding a wine glass, sitting on a luxurious sofa, looking back at the luxuriously decorated room around him, he was a little unhappy.
Everything is fine, but I just can't be happy.
"She is going to marry me, god! Is she crazy?"
Little **** is like a dying person, paralyzed on the sofa.
While pouring the wine in his hand on his mask, he said inexorably:
"Why marry... there is no more freedom..."
"Obviously I met a woman who is rich and loves me. This woman perfectly meets all the requirements for my partner in my heart. Even my heart told me that she is my perfect partner."
"Obviously this perfect woman doesn't dislike me for being ugly, I don't dislike me crazy, I still can't disregard me for only 2 minutes... (Ps.1)"
Deadpool is like a singing opera, holding the heart in both hands, and said in a low voice:
"Ah, obviously two happy things, obviously you can get double happiness, why am I so sad? Ooooo..."
Talking, the guy actually cried in pretence.
He was crying very sad. He didn't know how to get a handkerchief from there, wiped his wet mask, and turned back nervously, screaming at the empty wall:
"What are you laughing laughing?"
"You're happy to see me sad, right?"
"You're still laughing! Try another one! You are the one who is lying on the bed watching your phone! You are still laughing!"
"Sooner or later I will rush over, cut your XX, and stuff it into your XXX! I said it! Ah! Damn it, stop talking, I'm sick!"
He screamed and stood up, rushed into the pool and hid himself under the pool.
It seems to be avoiding something that only he can see and hear.
"I have to find a way...Guru Guru...Let Xia Tuola...Guru Guru... slowly...I don't want her, but...Guru Guru."
This guy is holding his breath in the water.
Even in the water, he couldn't stop the kind of completely uncontrolled vomiting.
After a few minutes, probably feeling the lack of oxygen, the deadpool jumped like a frog to surface.
But just the moment his fingers touched the water with a strange light.
A sudden, irresistible drowsiness poured into Wade Wilson's body along an extremely heavy current.
He felt bad.
But before he could resist, the drowsiness was like an attacking beast, swallowing him into it.
Deadpool's body lost control.
In this incredible state, in his deep sleep, his body floated to the surface of the water, like lying on the water. The choking water poured into the airway along the breath, letting the dead waiter quickly entered a state of suffocation and dying. .
This is not a knife wound and cannot be healed.
In fact, for people with self-healing factors, being drowned is one of the few ways to completely kill them.
Deadpool's breathing became weaker and weaker.
After choking enough water, this guy's instinctively struggling arms also lost his strength, just like the real drowned guy.
He lay prone in the water, buttocks up, and stopped breathing in a very shameful manner.
But shameful...
Uh, this shouldn't be a big problem for Deadpool.
After all, he was either embarrassing or on the way to embarrassment.
Shameful, this is the state of his life.
He was used to messing up everything, and was happy with it, unable to extricate himself.
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"Wade? Wade!"
A familiar call rang in the sleepy ears of the dead.
He opened his eyes blankly, and there was an extremely hazy sky in his eyes. In the dim cloud, a beating white arc flashed like an unknown lightning.
That reminded Wade of the bad memories of falling into the dust when he was a kid.
An indescribable, choking sulfur odor also rushed into Wade's nostrils.
Wade couldn't help but cough several times.
Some other bad memories came to his mind.
It was only then that he discovered that the mask he had been wearing on his face disappeared.
"what!"
Deadpool caressed his potholes, his face like the scene of the disaster, he screamed like a tenor, and jumped from where he was lying.
"What about my mask? Who took my mask! How about a big mask?"
It wasn't until after jumping up that Deadpool saw his environment.
From where he was, a deserted and scorched earth could be seen, the black Styx was meandering, and in the distant mountains, some demonic demons were flying around.
At his feet, there is a magma pool rolling like a lake, and some demon like elemental creatures are rolling in the lake.
"Hell."
Deadpool covered his mouth sluggishly, his eyes widened, he said:
"Am I hell?"
"How can I go to hell?"
"I have done so many good things. I am such a pure and kind person. I am a hero! I should go to heaven! I must have made a mistake!"
This guy with a lot of inner drama was jumping around in place, screaming at the sky.
Live like a lunatic.
Seeing this live treasure twitching in place, Merlin standing behind him was also speechless.
After three minutes of deadpool trouble, Merlin had to say:
"This is just a dream."
"Ok?"
Deadpool looked back in surprise, and his ugly, indescribable face made Merlin's expression change.
Lord Raven flicked his fingers, and a black and red mask appeared on Wade's face, covering his face and skin.
"This is a dream."
Wade was also a little surprised to see Merlin, but his thinking was not something ordinary people could guess.
The guy quickly accepted the reality. He surprised me and made two rounds around Merlin. Then he patted Merlin's shoulder with a bold hand and vomited like a good brother:
"You said it earlier, scared me to death, I thought I really went to hell, I said someone must have made a mistake, like me..."
"Do you still think you can go to heaven?"
Merlin interrupted the smug boasting of the deadpool. He said weirdly:
"Just like you, going to heaven will probably provoke the big man and throw you back into hell."
"Ha ha."
The dead waiter laughed twice.
He seemed to think of something suddenly.
The next second, he reached out angrily to grab Merlin's collar and screamed:
"My money! Damn it, you lied to me! You unruly bad thing, you even cheated on your good friends! You have no conscience!"
"Do you still need money now?"
Merlin glanced at the mad deadpool and said:
"Xia Kela raises you, the monsters have accumulated thousands of years of wealth, enough for you to spend time in the wilderness... Are you the little white face raised by the rich woman, who still cares about 20 million in that area?"
"23 million!"
Deadpool corrected it.
But he also felt that Merlin seemed right.
The guy took a step back, loosened Merlin's collar, and reached out and patted the non-existent dust on Merlin's clothes.
He akimbo, hehe said with a smile:
"The ability to find a girlfriend and let her support me willingly is the skill of Deadpool! This can only prove that Deadpool's charm is invincible! Why, would you, Raven Merlin, envy me?"
"Who wouldn't envy."
Merlin folded his hands on his abdomen, and his wide cuffs were like gathered wings.
Looking at the Deadpool, he said:
"You have done things that 99% of people in the world can't do. From this point of view, this happy ending is also what you deserve. I heard that you are about to marry Xia Ji La?"
The raven blinked, and he said:
"I want to congratulate you, my friend, I will definitely send the congratulations, but it is estimated that I can't attend in person."
Deadpool's expression suddenly collapsed.
The fact that Xia Ke La was going to marry him made him a little overwhelmed.
"Of course, I spent so much effort to pull you into a dream, not to say these things."
Merlin did not waste any more time.
He opened the door and said to the dead waiter with his arms akimbo:
"You can break the'fourth wall', right?"
Deadpool's expression changed.
It was as if an important secret had been revealed, and his eyes became startled under the mask.
"You can watch the dialogue, right?"
Merlin asked again, this time, Deadpool's expression was almost dumbfounded.
He looked at Merlin who was approaching with horror.
The raven has a strange smile on his face, which makes the deadpool cover his butt...
Uh, this guy doesn't know where he thought.
"Don't be afraid."
Merlin said:
"I just wanted to ask you a favor, of course, before that, I need to ask you a few questions..."
"About the observers who dominate our story and destiny..."
"I'm curious about this."
Ps.1:
This is not my deliberate satire.
In fact, many of the little and cheap comics illustrate this point additionally.
The reason why Xiaochian can only persist for 2 minutes is because of the coexistence of cancer factors and self-healing factors in his body, and he is always in a state of "death" and "new life", causing skin ulcers.
This ulcer is spread all over the body, and the small hook is also in a "peeling" state.
So it is very sensitive...
It's very good to be able to hold on for 2 minutes, but although others have a short time, they have many times, just like a lion, with unlimited energy.
Probably also for this reason, the cheap and cheap women have always been good.
The Queen Xia Tuo La is a small and cheap real wife. The two held a wedding. The witness is Uncle Wolf. The participants who watched the wedding had 224 Marvel characters and 12 Beyond Protoss (that is, Marvel editors).
The number of participants in this wedding set a Guinness World Record, and it has not been broken so far, and it is estimated that it will not be broken in the future.
but...
Although it is true love, the two of them seem to have divorced in the current comics. The big reason is that they made their own, but Xia Ji La is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
It can only be said that these two people are typical of the nature of liberty and freedom.
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