Shadow Stream of Leaf
Chapter 569 The sanctity of maternal education
"Sister Tsunade...
She is almost forty years old, but she still uses transformation techniques, facial beauty techniques, and medical ninjutsu to maintain her appearance of twenty years old or even under twenty years old, and "corrected" what I called her by deceiving myself.
Ethical issues aside, the blood relationship will not really change because of the change of title, but...
Do people become so panicked in middle age? Is the feeling of youth so intoxicating?
A child like me really can't understand the world of adults.
In contrast, my father has always been calm in the face of the passing time, and considering Tsunade's sister's bad habits... my father's marriage is really full of misfortunes. "
While moving in the direction of home, Hanyu Ni casually chatted with Orochimaru, looking like a little adult.
In short, she felt that it was a blood loss for Hanyu to be with Tsunade.
Given that Hanyu has always been a very cunning person, this kid has an obvious bias in the cognition of father and mother... In order to win the heart of his daughter, it is a routine operation to sell his wife when necessary.
However, the "exclamation" made by the young Hanyu Ni was probably just a casual remark, and it is very possible that she was just imitating what Hanyu said.
Saying this kind of words is equivalent to putting a hanging rope around his neck, but if his daughter speaks like this, Tsunade can only reflect on her own actions.
Hanyu Ni seemed to have completely believed in Orochimaru, and she was talking about such a topic with him without the slightest bit of wariness.
But if it is really to distinguish the attitude of Orochimaru, he is actually more inclined to Tsunade... A body that can always maintain vitality and is young enough is also attractive enough for Orochimaru.
So he simply didn't talk about this aspect, after all, Dashewan was not interested in this kind of family gossip.
"Xiao Hansheng, the injury on your foot should be healed."
Although Hanyu Ni had no problem walking, she even jumped and jumped up and down very lively, but the blood oozing from the scratches on her feet had already stained the corner of her skirt.
"This? Uncle, this scratch is okay."
Of course, this is not a serious injury, but... just like a piece of fine white porcelain stained with a grain of dust, a normal person would want to reach out to wipe it off; the cute little girl has an injury on her foot. After all, it will make people very concerned.
Even Orochimaru is no exception to this kind of simple emotion that naturally arises from being a human being—the child in front of him is the child of Hanyu and Tsunade after all, so she still looks a little different to Orochimaru.
Although Orochimaru still doesn't understand why Hanyu's physical condition would give birth to a child... clone? Somatic cell culture?
Orochimaru had already mentioned the bruise twice, and the kid kept insisting that it was okay, so he stopped talking.
"There's another thing...
You don't have to take me all the way to the very center of the destructive spell barrier, I really just came to see Hanyu.
This cat knows me and it definitely knows I'm not threatening. "
The world is really weird, and Orochimaru claims to be non-threatening.
"Hey, uncle, did you notice it? I thought your attention would be attracted by such a topic... It seems that you are indeed not an ordinary person."
Well, the child didn't trust Orochimaru that much, and what she did was no longer described as "weird".
But Orochimaru is not such a ninja who is easy to deceive and abduct, Hanyu Ni is still too young.
"Father told me that this kind of gossip news is the easiest to attract people's attention, so in order to protect your own safety, you can use this information to conduct fraudulent operations.
So sister Tsunade's flaws can be used at will, but my father said that he is the head of the family after all, and his dignity must be maintained, so he can't speak ill of him. "
Although he is very young, but... I can only say that Xiaohanyu is worthy of being Xiaohanyu.
If Orochimaru can fully understand the concept of family or family, then here he should understand that Hanyu Ni has encountered "ugly family infighting". Not as good as Hanyu Ni.
"almost home."
The trestle bridge is not far from Hanyu’s house, so within a few words, two people, one big and one small, are about to arrive... Although Orochimaru doesn’t know how to get along with children, his behavior is quite cute, even his walking speed It also matches the little steps of the children.
It's just... It can be said that good intentions are often not rewarded.
Orochimaru found that after Xiaohanyu finished saying this, his walking posture became strange and became a little limp.
Then he saw a white-haired man coming out of the door, who else could there be besides Hanyu?
"Father, this uncle..."
"It's not uncle, baby, this Orochimaru is a childhood sweetheart who grew up with Tsunade, so you should call him Brother Snake."
"Oh, I'm sorry, so it's Brother Snake."
Orochimaru:"……"
At this moment, he felt as if he had lost something, but what exactly had he lost?
Well, Hanyu is still the same as before.
"Let me see, is your foot scratched?"
Hanyu squatted down and checked his daughter's injured ankle, but luckily it was only a layer of broken skin.
"Come on, I'll carry you home."
"Well, my lord father...the wound hurts a bit."
Hanyu turned half a circle on the spot, while Kohanyu first picked up the black cat at his feet and hung it on his shoulder, then lay down on Hanyu's back, wrapping his arms around his neck.
Orochimaru thinks that Hanyu must not fail to see the little boy's acting skills, so... Is this a selective disregard?
For some reason, Brother Snake felt that the scene in front of him seemed familiar.
Then, he saw the little girl behind Hanyu and the black cat turning their heads to look at him in "the same movement": the black cat still had the facial paralysis that couldn't wake up, and Xiao Hanyu gave him a playful wink blink.
Children always want to act like a baby with their parents.
"Little boy, there's blood on your skirt."
"Father, it's okay, this is the skirt Tsunade sister bought for me."
"Oh, it's all right then."
"..."
Orochimaru heart said how to understand this magical dialogue? How to get involved?
"Father, can you tell me a bedtime story today?"
"Of course." Hanyu attaches great importance to children's early education, and storytelling is an important way to instill "universal values" and a correct outlook on life in children.
"But what was I talking about last time?"
"It's a story about a vampire who accidentally damaged a fishmonger's trousers worth 20,000 yuan, and was beaten to death by him, and the ashes were thrown away..."
"Well, so you know what this story is about?
Baby, let me tell you...
First of all, you don't need IQ to do good deeds, but you do need it to do bad deeds. How bad the bad things are depends on how high the IQ of the subject is, and the IQ depends on the brain volume in terms of physiological structure, the brain volume of human beings...
Well, I forgot the exact number, but you can ask your mother, she is more professional in this area.
In short, human beings have the largest brain capacity and the highest IQ, so they are the worst. It can only be said that we should be vigilant against human beings, everyone is responsible, and the concept should be grasped from the baby.
Have you seen this snake brother? He is bad enough. Obviously Konoha trained him and taught him knowledge and abilities, but in the end he robbed the village and ran away. "
Orochimaru:"……"
What a vivid example this is.
"So, little boy, you already understand the truth, what about the next methodology?"
"I know, my lord father... that is, I should be smarter than all the bad guys, so that I can find out what bad things he is doing; or I can beat all the bad guys, so that I can directly kill the other party."
"As expected of my daughter, she has a strong comprehension ability... Your point of view is generally correct, but not entirely correct.
You should be smarter than the bad guy, but also able to fight than the bad guy, it will be safer. "
"Father...you are really thoughtful."
Well, Hanyu Ni has always admired her own father.
"However, my lord father, I still have a question...
What is a vampire? "
"Oh, that's one of the rich species in nature, an important part of the ecosystem, and a cute little animal... just like a snake."
"Oh, I see."
Wang Defa?
Orochimaru was confused.
What do you understand, why don't I understand?
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