Shadow Trails in Azeroth

Old man Sandy came here in good spirits and returned in disgrace.

As expected, it was blackmailed by Black for a large amount of "mental damages", which made the old troll Death call it a loss, but in fact, it was not at a loss at all.

It wins!

First of all, because he wanted to convey a message to the Queen of Winter, old Bwonsamdi hugged the "golden thigh" of the ruler of Ardenweald. You must know the thing "class", even if you go there after the death of the demigods of life The natural paradise also exists in Ardenweald.

Demigods born from the most orthodox life force can enjoy the best treatment there.

They can freely choose whether to return to the material world through spiritual seed reincarnation to continue their second life, or stay in the Arden Fairyland and become a member of the Night Palace.

Some guys who are loved by the Winter Queen don't even have to "queue" when they are reincarnated.

And a crooked Loa god like Bwonsamdi would be miserable there.

They do not belong to the orthodox demigods of life, so it is difficult for them to be favored by the Queen of Winter.

They were not even noticed when they transformed into spiritual species in Ardenweald. They were just thrown into a corner of the Resurrection Forest, waiting for an almost indefinite reincarnation.

Even those pesky fairies from the Night Palace can ride on their heads.

Well, this is not to say that there are bad people in the Meiye Royal Court, which worships nature. It’s just that the simple Faye fairies are naturally active and like to have fun, so they often go in groups to bully the Loas for fun.

The weak Loa generally dare not speak out about this.

Bwonsamdi is one of the Loa that has managed better in the Shadow Realm. It has its own small territory on the edge of Ardenweald, so the goblins naturally don't dare to touch him.

But it wasn't liked by the Winter Queen either.

Because he is a bad-hearted, chaotic and funny bastard.

In short, being able to do something for the Winter Queen this time means that Bwonsamdi has unexpectedly gained a big benefit. It is beneficial and harmless to Bwonsamdi to have a good relationship with the Night Palace.

Compared with such benefits, some treasures of money in the material world are not so precious.

Therefore, when Blake blackmailed it, the old troll generously gave the money and begged Blake not to get involved in the "father's kindness and son's filial piety" between this good boy and his old father Muezala. .

Of course, as a very qualified racial god of death, Bwonsamdi also talked about the situation of the troll dynasty on Zandalar Island before leaving.

It assured Blake.

As long as the pirates are in need, it can serve as a communicator between Black and the Golden Dynasty to help the stinky pirates advance their plans on Zandalar Island as smoothly as possible.

Seeing that the always naughty old Bwonsamdi was so sensible this time, Black generously spared him after making a fortune.

As for the fact that he was rejected by the two kingdoms in the Shadow Realm, the pirate didn't care at all.

The silly eldest daughter Gristia and the Winter Queen, who is trying to find trouble for Elune, completely don’t understand the pirates’ current situation.

Even if they welcomed Black with open arms to enjoy the blessings in their kingdom, it would be useless. The pirate could not go at all. His soul was already locked in the kingdom of Revendreth ruled by Emperor Denathrius.

As long as Black touches his neck here, when he opens his eyes again, there will be a group of sinister and vicious Venthyr vampires lining up to welcome him with false nice words.

Maybe a haunted manor and some Sima-faced Venthyr maids will be arranged for him in advance.

I don't know if the news brought by Bwonsamdi awakened some bad memories of Blake. In short, the pirate slept very poorly that night and kept having all kinds of strange dreams.

One moment he was helping Prince Raythonar rebel against Emperor Denathrius in Revendreth, and the next moment he was running to Ascension Fortress to help those damn little blue men fight against the black-winged fallen angels.

The most damn infuriating thing is that even in the dream, those damn little blue angels are still holding Blake by the neck and flying him around in the air.

Alas, it’s better to have the cute and adorable Faye fairies.

They all flew in the air on the stinky pirates. Those little guys with butterfly wings were so strong that they almost threw Blake away.

Um?

Why does this feel so real?

Doesn’t it seem like a dream?

"Captain! Captain! Don't sleep, get up quickly, the sun is shining on your butt!"

Blake, who had fallen asleep in a daze all night, was woken up by an energetic voice.

He rubbed his eyes and saw that His Highness Little Star was throwing his quilt aside and grabbing his ankles to lift him out of the bed. The guy also pretended to take out a set of clothes from the closet. I was excited to put it on for him.

A fragrant breakfast was also placed next to his desk.

This scene is great.

The only problem is that it always feels a bit creepy to have a stupid blue dragon like Little Star do these things.

"Well"

Blake leaned on the bedside, grabbed the half bottle of wine he had not finished last night and poured it into his mouth to wake himself up. He rubbed his forehead and said to the little star in front of him who was humming a song and cleaning the captain's cabin for the pirates:

"What are you doing here?"

"Isn't that what a first mate is supposed to do?"

Little Xingxing's eyes widened and she brushed her cool gradient hair. She stood at the head of Blake's bed with her hands on her hips and said:

"I see Sephiel does these things for you every day. Now that I am the first mate, I should do these things. What? Are you dissatisfied?

My majestic Thunder Dragon comes to help you get up, how dare you be dissatisfied? "

"Well"

Little Xingxing's rhetorical question made Black hesitate. He wanted to tell the stupid underage blue dragon in front of him that Sephiel did these things for him not because Sephiel was the first mate.

But after thinking for a long time, the pirate still did not tell this fact.

Of course, I'm not afraid of the lightning dancing on Little Xingxing's clenched fists, I just don't want to instill some dirty knowledge that only adults can understand into Little Xingsing's innocent mind.

"What did you put in this porridge?"

The stinky pirate got up and sat at the table to enjoy breakfast, but at a glance he saw some black stuff with a strange texture floating on his porridge.

He raised his head and squinted at the little stars, pointed at those things and said with a dull face:

"If this is poison, then I regret to tell you that such a small dose cannot kill me. If this is not poison, then your brain is broken!

Who would drink this kind of porridge that looks abnormal? "

"Hey! Just drink it when it's served to you. Why are there so many things happening! Your Highness finally cooks the food himself, so you don't appreciate it and you just say it's poison?"

Little Xingxing yelled fiercely.

She seemed to be heartbroken by Blake's distrust of her. She looked like she was about to cry. She picked up the porridge bowl fiercely and poured all the things she had made into her mouth while the pirate looked at her in shock.

After finishing the drink, she wiped her mouth and said through gritted teeth:

"Look, I've finished my drink. Are you okay? So, you stinky pirate is really hopeless. You don't have any good intentions. I feel... something's not right."

Before the energetic parasaurus could finish speaking, he held his stomach and started shaking.

Her face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye. Under Blake's speechless gaze, she supported her body with her hands and gritted her teeth and said:

"Anyway, I just have good intentions. You can drink it if you like."

After saying that, she turned around with difficulty and tried to walk out of the captain's room, but she fell to her knees in front of Blake within a few steps.

She stretched out her hand with difficulty and trembled, and said to the pirate:

"Help me. Call the doctor quickly."

"You, a half-god Thunder Dragon, were poisoned by the porridge you made yourself, and then you plan to make me drink it. Do you have any misunderstanding about my physical fitness?"

With a headache, Blake picked up the trembling and painful little star and left the captain's cabin in a flash.

A few minutes later, the ship's doctor Natalie, who had just gotten up, carefully examined Little Star's body and said to the captain with a serious expression:

"How did she provoke you? Are you going to use this non-lethal but painful poison on her? Are you torturing or lynching? Didn't you have a good relationship before?"

"This has nothing to do with me, Natalie, believe me, I'm confused now too."

The pirate said innocently:

"I really don't know why this little idiot insists on boiling Xianglong eggs and adding them to the porridge. Maybe he wants to show off his amazing cooking skills?

There was nothing wrong with this, but she chose the wrong material.

Didn't Yulong Tianzun tell her that stale Xianglong eggs are highly poisonous? Forget it, for the sake of this little fool's good intentions, let's help her detoxify quickly. "

"No need, her physical condition is very good, she can recover after sleeping for half a day."

The ship's doctor Natalie shook her head, looked at the little Xingxing who was lying on the hospital bed with disheveled hair and crying, and said earnestly:

"I really can't eat randomly next time."

After saying that, Natalie winked and led Blake out of the ward. Outside the door, the ship's doctor looked around and said to Blake:

"Let me remind you, she is almost an adult."

"Well, I don't quite understand what you mean."

The smelly pirate asked cautiously:

"Are you implying something dangerous to me? You weren't like this before."

"Don't act stupid!"

Natalie waved her blessing staff and hit Blake on the head. She lowered her voice and said:

"Little Xingxing is not poisoned. The sudden severe pain in her abdomen is because her body is getting ready to lay eggs. Based on my understanding of dragons in the past, they will have their first estrus when they reach adulthood.

This situation is not even something the dragon himself can control.

That little fool obviously didn't realize this, and no other adult blue dragon seemed to have reminded her of this. In short, her getting closer to you these days is a bad sign.

I saw her sneaking into your captain's cabin last night.

But Maiev secretly stopped him.

If you don't plan on causing trouble, send her away for now.

This little fool's identity and background and her power are a bit troublesome. If you continue to keep her, you have to be prepared to take responsibility. "

The ship's doctor sighed, reached out and patted the pirate on the shoulder, and warned:

"You have to make a decision. It can take as little as half a year or as much as a year. You can't delay it any longer."

"Is it so troublesome?"

The pirate suddenly had a headache.

He has never thought about this aspect, mainly because Xiaoxing is a giant dragon. As we all know, the growth period of giant dragons is measured in hundreds of years.

He always thought that Little Xingxing was a stupid young dragon who was still too early to reach adulthood, but he didn't expect that.

"Did you just say that she was going to lay eggs?"

Blake blinked and said to Natalie:

"When? I can prepare in advance."

"Well, ten"

Natalie listened carefully and said a number.

"Ten days?"

Blake rubbed his forehead and said:

"Ten days should be enough for us to return home and send her to the dragon's nest in Tol Barad so that she can get through the dilemma of laying eggs for the first time. We may also need to find an adult female dragon to guide her.

Alas, Sephiel is not here, it would be great if she were here."

"Nine"

The black-robed ship's doctor showed a weird smile and said a number, which made the pirate's eyes widen in an instant.

Then, Little Star’s scream also sounded in the ward:

"Ah, I'm dying! Captain, come on! My stomach hurts so much that it's going to explode. Come on and save me!"

"eight"

Ms. Natalie was still counting down, with an amused expression on her face, which made the stinky pirate frown and said:

"How can I, a man, help with this kind of thing? How about you go?"

"I can only treat illnesses, not deliver babies. Oh, let's continue counting down, seven."

The ship's doctor decisively rejected the matter. If she got involved, how could she have any fun?

"She's going to lay an egg and turn into a dragon, right?"

Blake asked.

Natalie shrugged and said:

"That's the case under normal circumstances, but Little Xingxing is not under normal circumstances. You gave her too much power, allowing her to do things that other female dragons can't do.

In human form, well, six! "

"Fenna!"

Blake disappeared with a whoosh, and when he reappeared, he was already in the cabin of the idiot Fenner.

The stupid warrior who had just been summoned to the ship was wearing a set of loose clothes and doing physical exercises similar to yoga. Seeing Blake rushing over in a hurry, before she could ask any more questions, she saw her bratty brother grabbing her wrist and flashing into the ward.

A few seconds later, Fenner's exclamation also sounded from the house. The stupid warrior who was always full of energy was rarely confident and in a hurry.

"I have never done this. Wait! I heard that the Kaldorei elves give birth in the moonwell, and it is said that Lady Elune will bless the child's safe birth.

moonlight!

Call for the moonlight.

Little Star's stomach is twitching, my God! quick! Hey, stupid blue dragon, don't faint, wake up and hold on! You haven't told me whose child it is yet! "

When Ms. Natalie counted down to two outside the ward, she felt that she had had enough fun, shrugged, kicked open the door with a blessing staff, and said to the three people who were busy on the opposite side:

"Let's go! Let the professionals come. Well, it's rare to see the famous Black Shaw in such a mess. Black, go get a basin and prepare to catch the eggs.

Fenna went to get some hot water.

As for you, little blue dragon, don’t be afraid. This is not giving birth, it is just a ‘self-examination’ of your body. This egg will not hatch even after it is laid, so don’t be afraid.

Come on, follow me, sister, and let me control your breathing, yes, that’s it.”

"Quaa?"

This lively movement attracted the little fishman who was walking on the boat and ran over to join in the fun. As a result, Benbolba, who was strolling around, peeked his head into the room and saw the little star laying an egg, which happened to fall into the basin in Blake's hand. .

The little murloc was dumbfounded by this scene, and its murloc worldview was shattered in an instant by the impact like five thunders.

Good guy!

I have been secretly making predictions in the undead fleet, guessing which of Blake's three wives can help him give birth to his first child. Unexpectedly, it is the cute and cute little Xingxing Highness who takes the lead.

Sure, Blake!

You damn chip pirate!

Your Highness Little Star is not yet an adult!

asshole!

Even the baby fishman knows that you will die if you smelt copper!

You scumbag pirate needs a good beating!

The little murloc took out the salted fish hammer from his waist with righteous indignation, rolled up his sleeves and stalked toward Black aggressively. Let the murloc hero execute today's justice!