Shadow Trails in Azeroth

"Your symptoms are very serious."

Dr. Black, who was wearing a pirate costume, carefully examined the poor condition of his waste colleague Gaboa and quickly made an accurate judgment based on his outstanding medical knowledge.

He rubbed his chin and said in a long voice with the tone of an old Chinese doctor:

"It's hopeless. Let's wait to die."

"Don't! Who doesn't know that you are a miraculous pirate?"

Gaboa hugged his belly, which was as big as a ten-month pregnancy, and screamed:

"You must have a way, right? My magical Lord Black, a mighty pirate like you will never sit idly by and ignore the tragedy of his partners.

I know you are the kindest person.

Do you want me to lick your shoes before you are willing to help me, a poor bastard who has accomplished nothing? Do you really need me to do this? Come! Put your shoe to my mouth!

Isn’t it just licking?

I'm going to risk it all! Start licking now."

"Well, calm down, my friend. I think you are already a little crazy under the double torture of being unable to realize your dream and being in pain."

Doctor Black waved his palm, rounded it and slapped Gaboa a few times on the face.

This allowed the already somewhat delirious old troll to regain some sanity. Seeing that Gaboa had become so crazy, the pirates also realized that this guy's situation could not be delayed any longer.

He coughed a few times and said to the old troll:

"It's not that I don't help you, it's that I really don't know much about this field. We need professional people to do professional things, right? The group of people in the world who know the most about Loa's power are still Who can compare to the priests of Zandalaloa?

You should look for them. "

"It's too late!"

Gaboa shouted desperately:

"I can no longer afford to return to Zandalari Island, and this kind of behavior of grabbing Loa's divine power has always been disgusted by the serious priests. If I ran to ask for help, they might cut my stomach open with a knife.

Believe me, those Loa priests are capable of such things when they are mad.

I don't want to throw myself into a trap. "

"Hey, this is where you are stupid."

Blake snapped his fingers proudly and said:

"Why go to Zandalar to find Loa priests? I told you before, before you came to Northrend, there was already a group of Loa priests operating in Zul'Drak.

They were the messengers of Loa sent by the dark prophet Zul to save Zul'Drak. Zul predicted that there would be disaster on this land.

He attempted to rescue the native loa back to Zandalari before they died out.

But unfortunately, the local situation is too complicated. The group of priests from Zandalar are obviously not trusted by the Drakkari trolls, so so far, they have accomplished nothing. "

Blake smiled very reservedly, showing a smile that showed he had everything under control, and said:

"The best thing is that my people sent them to Zul'Drak. Now those priests are protected by the bears under my command. And the best thing is that I just took over a crazy Dara The snow leopard goddess Hakoa was almost killed by the Kalai trolls.

Speaking of which, I asked you to help me take care of the proud Ms. Haqiya.

As a result, this is how you took care of me? "

The stinky pirate was dissatisfied and slapped Gaboa hard on his bloated belly. The old troll almost jumped up on the spot in pain.

He shouted unjustly:

"It's not that I don't care about your orders, you bastard, but Hakoa's temple is too far away from the front line. It's not like you don't know what kind of character Lothar is. If I dare to sneak around, I will definitely be struck by Frostmourne's sword. Stab to death.

If my situation wasn't really bad, how could the ruthless Lich King give me a day off?

Do you know, Lothar said that if I can't find a way to free myself, he is willing to "help me free myself" and then become Death Loa or something?

Damn it!

That's not the future I want. "

"Hey, every loser has a lot of reasons when facing failure."

Black curled his lips and grabbed the hot air scimitar that Gaboa had placed on the table. He walked out of the captain's room carrying the command sword of the Death. The moment he left, Black turned back to Gaboa and said:

"You were able to agree to anything before, right? When you become a god, remember your promise. If you dare to refuse when I ask you for help in the future, hehe

I can help you become a god, and I can naturally pull you down from your pedestal.

From now on, you can serve me some snacks when I tell you, you bastard. "

"It's whatever you say."

Gaboa was in too much pain to refute, so he said weakly:

"My life is left to you, Boss Black."

"That's pretty much it."

The pirate laughed and strode out of the captain's cabin.

As he drew out the hot wind scimitar from the bow of the ship and swung it downwards, the Reaper immediately changed direction and flew in the clouds and fog towards the direction where Zul'Drak and the Grizzly Bear Hills bordered.

Of course, during this process, I didn’t forget to stop at Nathanos’ hunting lodge and carry the seriously injured snow leopard goddess Hakoa aboard the Death God as a bargaining chip for a while.

"Hey, are you done?"

Blake yelled angrily into the tent through the curtain. This sudden interruption without any warning caused the strange screams of the female elf to instantly resound in the tent.

A few seconds later, Maris said in a weak and angry tone:

"Can you fucking pick a good time? You bastard, wait for us for a few minutes."

A few minutes later, under Black's weird gaze with a wide smile, Sylvanas Windrunner, who had red cheeks and lowered her head, and Nathanos Marris, who was wiping his face with a handkerchief, came out.

Both legendary rangers changed into chain armor for combat and took the war beasts with them.

It is worth noting that there is also a purple translucent snow leopard soul beast at the feet of Sylvanas. It is very powerful and very docile following its owner.

This guy's name is Gudelia, and he is grinning at Blake, which actually represents his owner's mood.

As for this purple soul leopard, it is the descendant of the snow leopard goddess Hakeya, which is basically the same relationship as Ursoc and Big Horn. However, because Hakeya itself is not a powerful Loa, the strength of this snow leopard soul beast is far away. Not as powerful as the big horn.

"Ahem, you two, it takes a long time."

Blake deliberately waved his pocket watch in front of their eyes and said:

"A whole four hours. How much do you two suppress yourselves? Is this the state after lovers finally get married? Tsk, Tsk, Windrunner's mother will probably explode when she sees you looking so weak.

Sure enough, the usually indifferent Iceberg Goddess is actually the most sensitive one among the three sisters, right? "

"enough!"

Shiva couldn't stand the ridicule.

She gritted her teeth and stared at Black, new and old hatreds welling up together, and she pulled out the elf sword and tried to fight for it. But in the next moment, a shining thorn blade was pressed against Shiva's neck.

Maiev appeared behind the second Windrunner sister and put her hand on Shiva's shoulder.

She whispered:

"You have great potential, Sylvanas, but you have not yet grown to the extreme. You may have found your own way of hunting and moved forward, but you should have the necessary respect for powerful forces.

I cannot allow you to reveal your weapon against a Luna god.

calm down.

Otherwise, I will help you calm down. "

"Who is this again?"

Maris said to Blake with a headache:

"Introduce me to this lady who is untouchable at first glance. She is also your girlfriend?"

"No, she's my warden."

Blake shrugged and said:

"Yes, I am a prisoner of my beloved wife. I am imprisoned by her from body to soul."

"So, in addition to having an evil girlfriend and a ghost lover, do you also have a wife who is being married by a clear matchmaker?"

Maris sighed and said:

"As expected of you, Blake. Speaking of which, why didn't you send me an invitation to the wedding?"

"You can't send it out. You don't have the ability, you know, right?"

Black waved his hand, signaling Maiev to let go of Windrunner. He said helplessly to Maris:

"Unless you can pick up a time travel machine in a nearby drawer, you can't attend my wedding. Yes, I didn't know it until now. It turns out that I was married before my ancestors were born. .

I actually went around messing around with women even though I had a wife.

Alas, I am such a sinful man.

Okay, let’s not talk about this anymore. "

The pirate glanced at Shiva, who was suppressing his anger. He pointed at the troll ship hovering at low altitude behind him and said:

"Get aboard, and after I finish what I'm doing, I'll take you to see His Majesty Lothar."

"Wait! Is there anything more important than meeting His Majesty Lothar?"

Nathanos' eyes suddenly lit up when he heard Lothar's name, and he asked:

"Whether it's from the perspective of Zul'Drak's war or the alliance's mission, we should grasp the key points, right?"

"That makes sense, but I decided to finish the matter at hand first."

The pirate snorted, pointed at the pirate ship and said:

"There is a weak 'god' up there waiting for me to help him complete the ascension ceremony. This is a rare and big scene. Don't you plan to just watch?"

——

An hour later, when Gaboa had been tortured by the conflict of divine powers until he was only half alive, the Reaper finally landed staggeringly in the mountains bordering Zul'Drak and the Grizzly Bear Hills.

As the black spaceship rode the wind and stopped in the valley, the local bear warriors also poured out of their lairs to watch the fun.

They have seen many ships that can sail in the sea, but this ship flying in the sky is a rare Western sight.

"Captain, you are finally back."

When the pirate stepped onto the deck, he saw his bulky bear warrior bodyguard Tur Furypaw jumping up. This honest guy lowered his head to welcome Black, but the pirate's eyes widened and he said:

"Why have you grown so big again? What good food did you eat during my absence? Tsk tsk, look at the divine power of the Wild Bear God flowing through you.

Is this about completing Loa's promotion? "

"Haha, not even close."

The bear warrior scratched his head and gave the captain a naive smile. He said:

"But it's just a little bit close. Those troll priests have been helping me sort out the divine power from Narorak during this time, so that the power of the wild bear can be more integrated with my body.

Lord Ursoc also noticed my situation.

It sent an oracle to tell me that when I was ready for promotion, it would bring me into the Emerald Dream and help me become a Loa under the command of orthodox nature. "

"Tsk, tsk, people with backgrounds and connections are different."

Blake sighed and looked back at Gaboa, who was being carried out of the captain's cabin by a group of mummies and lying on a stretcher, groaning and almost dying of pain. He said in a long voice:

"Some bastards are willing to risk their lives in order to become Loa gods. But you, the bear warrior, are lucky. You haven't even been promoted yet, but you have a real demigod of the wilderness who has arranged everything for you.

It's really annoying to compare people to each other.

This reincarnation is indeed a technical job, one cannot be envious of it. "

"Hey, maybe it's because I'm so stupid that I'm lucky?"

Tull is not shy about his good fortune.

It was already Ursoc's chosen god before following Black, and it was already a matter of time before it was promoted by the pirates after it obtained the power of the wild bear god Nalorak in the Battle of Dalaran.

For a simple and honest demigod like Ursok, if he doesn't use his own connections to take care of his own people, how can he take care of outsiders?

"Let's go and meet those troll priests."

The pirate snapped his fingers and led Tur down the hanging ladder. When he landed, Tur suddenly remembered something and immediately reported to Black:

"Captain, a troll girl came here a few days ago to take over the Loa priests of Zandalar instead of the priests. That girl is very arrogant and makes people dislike her.

But she's quite capable.

Just a few days after arriving, these priests who had been defeated many times were encouraged. They were preparing to sneak into the dangerous Zul'Drak and save the poor gods before the crazy Frost King and the terrifying undead killed all Loa. Come down. "

Speaking of this, Tuer said to Black a little embarrassedly:

"We bear people didn't plan to get involved in this, but we received news that Lennok, the bear god of the north, was also trapped by the evil power of those damn frost trolls.

The Raging Claw Temple has issued a call. The Ursine Elders cannot allow the Bear God of the North to die in the hands of trolls, so we must follow these trolls to Zul'Drak.

I know this goes against your orders, but"

"It doesn't matter!"

The pirate waved his hand and said extremely generously:

"The original order is no longer in line with the current situation. Facing new scenarios, we naturally have to develop new tactics. If you want to save Lennok, go and save him.

But the question of whether Lennok will stay or go must be discussed with the trolls in advance. "

Blake warned:

"While the two brothers Ursoc and Ursol have not yet been resurrected, and your Loa promotion has not yet been completed, Grizzly Hills needs a giant bear Loa to take charge.

As a matter of fact and reason, the northern bears should stay in the north. What kind of northern bears would they be if they went to the South China Sea? "

"Um."

Tuer nodded seriously and said:

"I will talk to the elders about this. Captain, you are right. Lennok not only has troll followers. We bears have worshiped it for so many years, so it cannot leave us alone.

But those undead."

The bear warrior whispered:

"Do you really not need to worry about them? The elders of Raging Claw Temple have seen the threat of the undead. They said that after the undead destroyed the frost trolls, the next target will be the bear-men."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible."

Blake snorted and said:

"I use all my bad reputation to assure you that the undead will not be your enemies. This wave is the 'righteous undead', and they exist only to deter evil and madness.

Well, look, the leader of the trolls is coming, I wonder who it is. "

The pirate grinned, took a few steps forward, and pretended to pay homage to the young female troll in front of him who was riding a gorgeously decorated royal raptor and was surrounded by a group of troll priests.

He shouted in a weird tone:

"Salute to you, noble Princess Talanji! Did your father send you to come to Zul'Drak for gold plating? It seems that the troll empire that will rise in the future will have a queen."

"you again!"

Princess Talanji, whom she had met once before on Zandalari Island, was sitting on the saddle of her beloved royal raptor. She pushed up her gorgeous Zandalari-style crown and looked at Black condescendingly with her big eyes. .

She whispered:

"How come you, a bad pirate who extorted half of our treasury, can meet you anywhere? Also! What do you want to do by bringing a hateful person who stole the power of Loa in front of us, the holy priests?"

Her Royal Highness the Princess, who was of noble birth, scolded:

"Are you going to sacrifice him in front of us? If so, I will be happy to cooperate with this act of justice."

"No, no, no, I need you to treat my poor good-for-nothing friend Gaboa."

Blake waved his hands seriously and said:

"Not only do I want you to heal him, I also want you to help him complete his dream of becoming a god right here! I want you to personally shape a 'pirate god' belonging to the troll!

I also predicted that you would never refuse my excessive request, and you would do your best to fulfill my instructions. "

"oh?"

Princess Talanji snorted and said:

"I know that Lord Zul admires your dark wisdom very much. My father also told me that you are a rare and wonderful friend. Maintaining goodwill with you is very important for my future life.

But I still want to ask

Why?

Why do you want us to break the ancient taboos of Zandalari and help a bastard who stole divine power complete the ascension ceremony? "

"Good question!"

The pirate snapped his fingers and said:

"I guess Zul must have told you not to offend me before you left, but young people are indeed impulsive in doing things regardless of the consequences. Come with me, I will convince you with facts, arrogant little girl.

I'm also looking forward to seeing you surrender in front of me. It will be very interesting. "