Shadow Trails in Azeroth

Chapter 1738 106. The evil god of chaos and his funny gods [Additional update 1120]

"What's broken! Tell me, don't hide it, it's boring."

When the pirate walked out of the Tree of Life with a satisfied expression and a wine bottle in hand, Little Xingxing who followed him still asked relentlessly about what had just happened.

His Royal Highness Blue Dragon's life reshaping has been cancelled. After all, it was just a joke of punishment.

At this moment, Little Xingxing was very excited because she overheard the secrets of the gods. She knew that gods not only need the power to move mountains and seas and change the world, but also need a perfect container to carry their own soul in the universe.

Not only that, she also overheard that there were many worlds hidden in these devastated stars that could give birth to perfect vessels, which was acknowledged by Titan himself.

Of course, the coordinates of these planets are now known only to Black.

Little Star rolled her eyes, trying to trick Black, but how could her little trick be the match for the Quiet One and Lord Moon Shadow?

After repeated attempts to no avail, Little Xingxing decisively changed her approach. Instead of asking about the secrets of the world of the gods, she asked about another thing that Blake and the Titan of Life had just said.

"If you let her listen, Lord Eonar seemed to be frightened and drove us out. She said that she wanted to discuss this major event with her brothers that would affect the material stars and all fields of the Force.

But I didn't hear anything! "

Little Star grabbed the pirate's wrist and swung it around like a little girl craving for candy. She scolded dissatisfiedly:

"Hey, it's boring to hide it like this! Just tell me what's going on, can you tell me?"

"not good."

The pirate took a sip of wine, glanced at the little star, and said:

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, you little fool. I don't tell you to protect you and this poor world. Don't think I don't know. You always like to turn the secrets you know into little 'reminders'. In your autobiography, use it to show off your 'know-it-all' to others.

I heard that spies from various countries have arranged for people to sneak into the "Little Star Book Club" to work with those chatty guys to decipher the secrets in your autobiography.

Just forget about the small fights in the past, but this time is different.

You are trying to hide a nuclear bomb in your book. You don't need to know what a nuclear bomb is, you just need to know that it is dangerous. "

"But tell me!"

Little Star bit her lip and jumped on Black's shoulder like a monkey. She shook her body and said in the pirate's ear:

“I promise, I will hide it deeper this time, and I will never let them discover it so easily.

And how interesting this is, think about it, something that affects the entire material stars, those keen people need to interpret the autobiography of a dragon hero to understand, this sounds very interesting, right?

Aren't you a mess?

There's a part of you that wants to have fun, right? Come with me, Captain, dear Captain~ Be good, let's play this game, okay? "

"Um"

The pirate tilted his head and rubbed his chin. He said:

“From what you said, this is indeed a great idea, and I’m actually a little eager to try it.

But secrets are secrets. There are no free secrets in this world. You have to get something that surprises me before I tell you these things.

Just give you six hours.

to midnight today.

If you can surprise me, I will tell you the whole story of this terrible thing, and help you complete the tantalizing 'little secrets' in your autobiography.

Go, go, don't bother me. What does your monkey-like posture look like now? As a servant of the gods, I feel that you are so embarrassed.

real. "

Amid the dissatisfied screams of the little star grinning and stomping his feet, Black laughed and carried the bottle of wine as he staggered toward the super-large celebration in the Arcane Academy ahead.

It was so exciting there.

In the "carnival" state specially imposed by the Silent One, all the people who survived have become part of the "happy ocean". Even the Emperor Varian, a poor man who escaped death, was oiled by a group of veterans. The child was sitting on his seat, drinking wine and drinking all kinds of meat and vegetables. At this moment, he was in a state of ecstasy and embraced and kissed a passionate elf hiding under the overturned table.

Black squeezed his eyes and glanced, shocked to find that damn Varian actually hooked up with his proud disciple.

I said

Valeela, what's going on?

I have worked so hard to change your destiny, but in the end you became a Watcher and ended up getting together with Varian. Okay, okay, okay. Although there is the effect of alcohol, it seems that this should be the "self-correction" of fate. "Yes."

In this case, how could Master Yueying stand aside in the face of such a beautiful thing?

He raised his head, drank all the wine in the bottle, smashed the glass bottle to the ground, wiped his lips and rubbed his hands, and threw it towards Varian and Valeela who were hugging each other. A thought of truth passes by.

Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end.

In Black's grin, Valeela Sangunar, who had begun to sober up and wanted to push Varian away, suddenly became confused. She picked up the human emperor with her backhand and left with a precise flicker. At the celebration scene, the door to the dormitory of the Secret Academy was kicked open, and Varian, who was in a daze, rushed in.

The pirates pricked up their ears and could still hear armor hitting the ground and the beastly sounds of men and women.

This made him smile with interest, look around slyly, and throw out truth thoughts of the same Slaanesh nature with both hands, adding a lot of "exotic and hot style" to the already hot celebration.

The victims include but are not limited to the eldest and youngest Windrunner sisters and their human boyfriends, Archbishop Mograine of the Legion of Light and his little hoofed lieutenant, the wild female orc and her dry tofu human male pet, and some drinking The drunken Little Hoof Vindicator and the equally drunk paladins beside them.

Black is like the "Messenger of Slaanesh", walking around the lively celebrations with a bottle of wine, and when he meets someone he likes, he will throw away a bunch of truth and go there to "tie the knot."

He also throws out a ball of Slaanesh's thoughts when he encounters someone he doesn't like.

After all, for such a lively event, in addition to humans, elves and draenei, troll girls and green-skinned girls must also be taken care of, right?

He also saw a eloquent and boastful human paladin, and planned to give that guy some BUFF.

But seeing the two elves surrounding the bastard, a dwarf, a greenskin and a draenei guard looking at him with admiration, Black knew that this guy was an old cannon.

He can use his "masculine charm" to get the females around him without his own help.

If Black remembers correctly, this paladin who can brag, drink, and flirt with girls should be called "Marcus"?

I heard that he also had a blue dragon lover, the blue dragon girl Eldagosa who almost had a one-night stand with Black and was very good at telling dirty jokes.

"Tsk, tsk, the Kingdom of Lordaeron should use Cannon King Marcus as a strategic weapon. If any force disobeys, send him out to seduce other high-ranking women.

This winning rate is absolutely 100%.

What a terrible man. "

With an inexplicable awe, Black raised the wine glass in his hand towards Mr. Cannon King. The latter laughed, hugged the elf next to him, took a sip, and raised the wine glass in response to the pirate's call. congratulate.

This is nothing to be jealous of.

Looking at the injuries on Marcus' body, you can tell that this guy definitely walked through hell before crawling back to the world.

He is a warrior, and this is the life a warrior deserves.

The pirate walked around a few more times while humming his hometown tune, and finally spotted a seat on the edge of the celebration square, where his two brothers were drinking the wine of victory.

Blake winked and smashed the empty wine bottle in his hand on the shiny forehead of a noisy dwarf engineer who rolled up his sleeves and planned to trouble Marcus.

The guy screamed and fell to the ground. The wine in his hand accidentally spilled into the wound of the orc warrior who was blowing his pussy next to him. The green-skinned man jumped up with a cry and stepped on Wu Mi San who had already drank. Dao fell to the ground on the face of the sleeping human warrior.

It's really lively now.

Within a few seconds, a big fight broke out in the celebration.

The tauren warrior carried two chairs and smashed them on the head of the pandaren beside him. The drunken dwarf took out his musket and fired a shot into the air. The hot bullet shell ruined the draenei's wine, and even the most elegant elves He also picked up a wine bottle and smashed it into the hateful face of the troll next to him.

"Hahaha, that's it, that's how it should be!"

Black laughed wildly and carried the folding stool, "shooting from left to right", knocking down several guys who were blocking his way, and snatched an unopened bottle of good wine from the hand of the Broken Man on the ground with a blooming face, and bit off the bottle with his teeth. Sai, staggering to the side of Shore and Nathanos amid the crazy background of the intensifying chaos behind them.

He kicked over the dwarf warrior beside him, pulled up a chair and sat at the table, looking at Maris and then at Shaw.

He winked and raised his glass and said:

"Come and drink to your survival. To be honest, I'm ready for you all to die on the battlefield. I'm ready to go to the world of the dead and bring you back.

Fortunately, you guys were kind enough to save me the trouble of traveling back and forth. "

"Bah, can't you say something nice?"

Marris punched Black, clinked glasses with him, looked at Black sideways, and said in a long voice:

"Oh my god, I was wrong. My dear Lord God, I shouldn't have been so overstepped. I accidentally touched your noble body. Do you need me to repent now?"

"Now that you know your transgression, why don't you kneel down and kowtow to me to pray that I won't send down the wrath of the gods and send you and your elf lover to hell?"

The pirate snorted and said in an arrogant tone:

"Enough is enough with you rude mortals. Look at the chaos behind it. It's so annoying!"

As he spoke, Blake waved his hand outwards, and the "Super Sheep Transformation Technique" took effect instantly and enveloped all the bastards participating in the chaos.

He turned humans, dwarves, gnomes, night elves, and draenei into barking dogs, and turned orcs, tauren, trolls, and Quel'Thalas and Shal'dorei elves into humming chaos. Running little piggy.

After completing this miraculous operation, the pirate leaned back on his chair, picked up his pipe, stretched his body in the smoke and said:

"Ah, look, the whole world is quiet now."

"Well, I suspect I'm drunk."

In the chaos of the alliance dogs and tribal pigs biting each other, Evil Eye, who was holding the wine bottle, rubbed his one eye and complained to the troll Zalak who was standing there holding a bloody folding stool. :

"Why did I turn into a pig and a dog all of a sudden? Is my last eye blind too? I must be drunk, damn it. I have to drink more."

"Idiot, it's the captain! It's our invincible captain god!"

Kanrezad, who was also drunk, kicked the nonsense-talking Evil Eye in the butt. He kicked the bastard to the ground and kicked him again. Then he threw away the bottle and staggered towards the pirate. Prepare to kneel before your great God and sing praises.

But even though he tried so hard, he still lost to the other guy.

How could fat Warchief Redd miss such an opportunity to flatter himself?

After seeing the bloody brawl turn into a mess of pigs and dogs, Red immediately rushed over, hugged Blake's boots, and shouted:

“Ah, behold, come the two Saviors of the world, the only wonder of Azeroth, Lord of the stars and earth, sea and sky, God of all gods, Evil of all evil, Blood of all blood.

Allow me to follow you in humility, the great darkness that envelopes the stars, the supreme shadow beneath the moonlight, and allow me to offer you my loyalty and my soul. "

"Damn"! X3

The drunken warlock trio immediately became furious after hearing Red's shout. This opportunity for "glory" was actually snatched away by a fat orc. Who can bear this?

"beat him!"

Staring at Xie Yan, who was covered in shoe marks, he stood up, picked up his dogfight and rushed forward. The three warlocks dragged Red, who was like a fat pig, to the side and started kicking the dog in circles.

The little fishman waved a tattered fishman flag and cheered them on.

Blake laughed out loud at this scene, and it was as if divine grace had descended upon him and he had withdrawn his "Super Sheep Transformation Technique", turning the bastards behind him back to their previous appearance.

He also threw a large ball of truth thoughts to tamper with their memories, making them continue to play music and dance.

"Let's go, change places."

Shore shrugged, touched his heart, and helped Blake, who was immersed in the carnival and seemed drunk, to stand up. He said:

"Change to a quieter place and listen to you talk about the heavy pain in your heart. You don't have to hide it in front of us. Only by turning sadness into tears can we fill it with more happiness and beauty."

"Shut up! This is your punishment for overstepping your bounds! Naughty Xiao."

Black picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on Xiao's head. The bottle broke into pieces, but the master assassin just shrugged. Such a small attack was not enough to break his skin and bleed, and it didn't even hurt much.

"I'm not in any pain!"

The pirate shouted drunkenly:

"I just want to enjoy my happiness. God, what's wrong with this damn world? Don't you allow a chaotic pirate to enjoy this victorious plunder?"

"You know, we are your divine choice, right?"

Nathanos on the other side also stepped forward to support the pirate's arm. He and Shore used their strength to lift the squealing Black and walked toward Mac'Aree's last lake.

As they walked, Marris said to the drunken Black:

"Our spirits are connected to your divinity, Blake.

We can feel your happiness, your joy, your strength and your desire, and of course we can also feel your emptiness, your pain, your loss and your sadness. "

The three warlocks who were beating up Red dropped what they were doing and came over. Evil Eye wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and whispered:

"I've never felt you in such pain, Captain. It's like you've lost your world, like you've lost your ship."

"You must love Ms. Maiev very much"

The skinny boy bit his lip, picked up Blake's legs that were kicking in the air, and said:

"When you lose her, it's like the moonlight among the stars dims."

"Every star weeps for you, Captain."

Zarak lifted the pirate's waist from behind, and the giant magician who was once the priest of Loa said softly:

"Even in the Zandalari god tablets, I can't find a poem to describe your despair when you say goodbye to her."

"Ah, I can't feel those delicate and beautiful emotions. After all, I am just a cruel and ruthless orc chief, and I am lucky enough to follow an extremely powerful dark god in my confused life.

My heart is filled with gratitude that I can do anything for my God. "

Reid, whose face was covered with blood, got up from the ground and took out a box of good wine from his pocket like a thief. He winked and said:

"But maybe it's time to get drunk, Captain."

"Quack!"

The little murloc jumped onto the shoulder of Blake who had calmed down, and waved the murloc flag in his hand towards the lake. It watched the chosen ones around carrying their tearful God of Silence walking forward.

It turned back and lay next to Blake's cheek, took out the handkerchief left by Ms. Maiev from its waist bag, and helped its owner wipe away his tears, but it couldn't be wiped clean no matter how hard it was wiped.

well.

The little fish man is about to cry.

After all, who isn’t a chosen one?