Shadow Trails in Azeroth

Between early morning and noon, the sun is not as bright as in the South China Sea. The light shining on the large deck of the Alpaca and the sea breeze blowing are really refreshing.

The deck was very lively at this time, and pirates from all ships were crowded on the Alpaca, just like the last "Pirate Boxing Championship".

Some orcs were already eager to try and wave their fists.

The trolls who are interested in winning the title of "Boxing Champion" have also begun to warm up, and the Beihai fanatics who are participating in this event for the first time are looking for people to ask about the rules.

Ask the old sea dogs if you can bring weapons or cheat in this fighting event.

Of course, there are also the "traditional entertainment projects" of the undead pirates.

This time it was still hosted by the eloquent giant magician Zarak. A piggy that could run and jump carefully selected by Eudora was oiled and thrown into a large circle surrounded by railings.

All around were pirates drinking and reveling, and this time the "contestants" who captured the competition were five Nightborne elves who had their equipment stripped off.

They were force-fed poison brewed by the mad witch doctor Larnka, which cut off the magic power and made them weak. It also made the pig-catching contest more exciting and intense.

This kind of thing is a humiliation for all elves. According to the character of the Children of the Night, these pirates must be scolded, but they have been imprisoned for several days, and they are already shaky tormented by magic addiction.

They all had their arms folded, shivering like patients suffering from a cold, tortured by magic hunger and thirst.

"Go and catch it! Whoever catches the pig first will be rewarded with a drink!"

The evil-minded troll Zarak waved a bottle of magic wine as a prize.

The purple liquid refracted wonderful light in the sunlight, and because of the added magic, there were some beautiful bubbles in it.

Even the most alcoholic pirates would not drink this kind of drink, because it has no alcohol and has been added with magic. It tastes very strange. In the words of the tattooed girl Marci, it is just like swill.

"ah"

Finally unable to withstand the addiction to magic, the child of the night gritted his teeth and screamed, pounced on the pig running around in front of him, and clasped the pig's body with both hands. However, the oiled pig was too slippery, so he jumped out and took the pig. The elf stumbled.

It made the pirates around him laugh.

In the world of Azeroth, who doesn't know that the elves are the most arrogant. Now seeing these arrogant guys being so funny for a bottle of magic swill really satisfies the bad taste of these bastards.

However, these are just hors d'oeuvres, meant to warm up the atmosphere.

The real highlight today is the wedding held by the Commander to the fisherman Hal and the elf Veleny.

This is the first time the pirates have held a wedding, and although Hal and Nat never explicitly stated that they joined the pirate fleet, they were indeed crew members on the fleet logistics ship Alpaca.

He is also a member of the Immortal Fleet and can barely be considered one of his own.

Even the bastard orc pirates and the North Sea pirates who just joined the fleet know that these two human fishermen are very powerful. The fish they catch in one day can be compared to what ordinary fishermen harvest in a week.

A large part of the fresh food during the voyage was provided by Nat and Hal through fishing.

They can even easily catch delicious sea fish in the ever-changing sea. Just last night, Nat, who was fishing at night, was almost dragged into the sea by a large tuna weighing nearly 200 kilograms.

In the end, it was he, Maimu, and two orcs who worked together to catch the thing from the sea. That beautiful and delicious big tuna was also one of the main dishes at the wedding banquet today.

As the drunken Blake climbed onto the fence on the second floor of the stern, it meant that the wedding was about to begin.

The deck was luxuriously covered with a red carpet, which was stolen from Suramar City. It was very gorgeous.

The nimble fox sailors have also climbed to the mast, holding small buckets filled with flowers in their hands, and then dropped them to the sound of music.

Little Dorothy and Vereny's daughter Connie served as flower girls with a group of children of the night holding flowers in their hands.

These are pretty normal.

But the wedding venue was decorated in a mess.

Human-style flags were placed on both sides, and the Sh'dorei silk snatched from Suramar was placed on a troll-style wooden shelf to create a passage.

There was also a huge wine flask made from a vrykul drinking corner, and some foxes used random wine glasses to barely set up a huge champagne tower, which was exuding an alluring aroma of wine.

The infiltrating snake people picked up the desert bagpipes as accompaniment.

This job should have been done by the ghost musicians on the Nagfar, but the ghosts don't like the sun, so they can only let the snake people who are also "good at singing and dancing" come.

The ship's doctor lady wearing a black priest's robe held the Void Cult pawn in her hand as a witness to the wedding.

She is the calmest.

The groom Hal standing in front of her was very nervous, his whole body was stiff and his mind was blank. He was dressed handsomely and wore a top hat.

Nat, who was the best man, kept cheering him up.

Surrounded by a group of pirates of various races, they were huddled together, whispering in garbled languages, and discussing that the wedding in front of them was not in line with their respective racial customs.

The orc pirates said they should capture two wolves and let the bride and groom fight in front of the guests.

The Troll Pirates said that they should set up a brazier, then ask the priests to call the Loa gods, bless the newlyweds, get some skulls for the witch doctor, and dance a war dance to make them happy.

The snake pirate says you are all farting!

Shouldn't getting married be done in a comfortable cave without sunlight? It is best to add some water, and the two parties will be entangled and keep mating until they are exhausted.

The human pirate said that the snake man was right. The newcomers should be allowed to do that on the deck in public, so that everyone could observe and learn, and cheer the newcomers on the way.

The fox pirates are relatively simple.

They didn't participate in this damn topic, and just kept going below deck to watch the chefs in Karazhan making big cakes using the chocolate they snatched from Suramar.

There are no such beautiful and delicious things in the desert.

"Okay, you bastards, stop what you are doing and come and listen to what I have to say."

The voice of the fleet commander came from overhead. The pirates on the ship raised their heads and showed respect to their leader in various ways. Some cheered, some clenched their fists, and some waved weapons.

There was also a drunk guy calling Black Shaw an idiot.

Well, in the end, the guy was dragged below the deck by a few orcs. I hope he won't be troubled by the cautious pirate commander again after he sobers up.

All in all, he was very energetic and energetic, which satisfied the drunken Blake very much.

He raised his hand, grinned, waved forward, and shouted:

"Today is a happy day, you incompetent losers. The robbery of Suramar was a success. I am very satisfied with your performance. So I decided to reward you.

After today's wedding, there will be a boxing championship. I'm watching here. Just like before, the top ten will get cursed gold coins as prizes.

The defeated losers received nothing but fists and pain.

But this is not the point.

What do I want to say? "

Black shook his head, and the little fishman wearing a pirate hood next to him handed over the bottle with a wink. The pirate picked it up with satisfaction, bit open the stopper, and drank a few sips.

He wiped his mouth and continued shouting:

"Oh, this is what I want to say! You all listen to me! Joe Hal, this is a great young man. I like and value him very much. Although he doesn't want to be a pirate, he is better than you trash. Much more useful.

Do not laugh!

I'm not kidding, you idiots!

The fish Hal caught in one day could feed ten orcs. Without him and Nat, you idiots would just eat moldy Gilneas cookies every day.

Although Hal was abandoned by his beloved girl in his hometown because he could not afford a farm, this only proves that human women have no vision!

Hal doesn't need that money-worshiping girl anymore, he will have a better wife lying on his bed in the future!

To sum up, Hal is a very powerful man, a very good fisherman, a promising young man, and he is very brave. He obeyed my orders on the way to Suramar.

He was the first to find the elf!

He also rescued an elf, his wife, from the terrifying monster tree demon. He used his courage to find himself a lifelong partner.

Ah, what a heart-warming story, even a pirate like me is moved to tears.

Of course I lied to you!

How could a cold-blooded bastard like me shed tears?

Assholes, Hal was the first to complete the order, so I give him a reward.

As you all know, Hal has wanted an elf as his wife since he was a child. Today, his wish came true. It was me who made it happen for him. I think such a great young man deserves so much for me.

That's what I want to say today. "

Blake coughed. In his drunken state, he glanced at the pirates on the deck. He emphasized his tone and said:

“You all know who I am, you call me leader.

But I think you don’t know why I gathered you incompetent fools together and why I set out on a voyage to this world outside civilization.

You come from all races, all civilizations, and all over the world. It was fate that pushed you to me to serve me, but I think you all have something you want.

None of you have found it, otherwise you would have gone back home long ago.

Through Hal's wedding, I will show you my sincerity! Immortal pirates, I will help you realize your wishes. I will help you get everything you want.

As long as you obey my orders, as long as you do what I ask of you.

Whether it is money, treasure, wealth, status, prestige, or power.

Or some hell of revenge, massacre, vendetta, or some unrealistic fantasy, power, glory, whatever you want, I can give it to you!

But remember.

When you are satisfied, you must also help me fulfill my ideals, my wishes, and my pursuits. "

"Captain, what do you want?"

On the deck where there was a dead silence due to Black's words, the orc bastard Xie Yan, who was the first to follow the pirates, shouted and acted as the best supporter.

"Hahaha, what do I want?"

Blake slammed the wine bottle in his hand to the ground. With the wine splashing everywhere, he pointed at the blue sea in front of him and shouted loudly:

“I want this sea to ripple with my will, I want all the seas to tremble at my arrival, I want all the kings to be terrified in my shadow.

What I want is something you can't even imagine.

But I won’t tell you any more!

Lest you idiots with no ambitions laugh at my great ambition, I will let you see it with your own eyes. Now, the wedding begins!

Have a party, you losers. "

Blake turned around and waved his arms. As the black pirate trench coat swayed, he said in a dazed tone:

"After you are happy, prepare for war. Azuna is coming soon, and there are many things worth grabbing there."

"Captain! I want a high elf to be my wife! Please grant my wish."

Just as Blake was about to leave, a sharp voice sounded from the deck below, causing all the pirates to laugh. Blake turned around, and he knew who was saying this without even looking.

"Silver Moon" Harry.

The bald pirate who is obsessed with all things high elves and can't help himself, is a famous joke among North Sea pirates.

Blake spotted this guy in the crowd at a glance. He was still wearing that ridiculous red elf acolyte robe and an eye patch, and he was already drunk.

He shouted his dark thoughts in front of the public.

Amidst the weird but not unpleasant music played by the snake man's sand flute below, Verenni, wearing a Nightborne-style wedding dress, was walking into the wedding scene with the support of the proud-looking Anarris Yuejun. .

This month, the eldest lady of the Yue County family is not stupid. She is using this low-status method to try to integrate into the group of undead pirates. She knows that this is her only chance to survive in the future.

Blake's eyes didn't linger on the newcomer.

Instead, he looked towards the edge of the deck, where there was a human woman wearing elf chain armor and a ridiculous high elf mask, squatting there and crying softly.

That was Silver Moon Harry's wife, North Sea pirate Olanya.

"Of course, I will grant your pathetic wish, Silvermoon Harry, you despicable scum."

The pirate looked at Olanya's helpless cry, he sneered and said:

"If you can't cure this problem, I'll write my last name backwards."