Shameless Warlock

"Remember the alley where we first met?"

Qin Lele's tone became strangely gentle.

Xu Nan was startled, he looked at Qin Lele, what's the matter with this reminiscence tone?

"Remember the big banyan tree I fell from?"

Qin Lele continued.

Xu Nan swallowed. Qin Lele is not using the name of the dungeon to say something that he cannot accept, right?

This is not appropriate, is it? He glanced at Qin Lele's chest. Even by the standards of a fifteen-year-old girl, she also belongs to the category of developmental delay... Ah bah! What are you thinking Xu Nan, she is only fifteen years old, the same age as Xiner!

"Can not remember!"

He shook his head decisively.

Qin Lele said angrily, "It's Grandpa Zhong's house."

"The reason why I often go to his house is to practice the proficiency of burglary on the one hand, and on the other hand, because there is a secret hidden in the backyard of their house."

Xu Nan's heart moved, Qin Lele's behavior was obviously abnormal that day, but he didn't think too much about it, he just thought that this girl was obviously a little more funny than silly and sweet.

Unexpectedly, under her silly and cute appearance, she still hides an unknown side.

Judging from the two hands she stole her underwear just now, the previous coincidence was definitely just a deliberate act on her part.

This female thief is much stronger than I imagined. At least she has a high level of Theft.

According to Qin Lele, there is an old dry well in the backyard of Grandpa Zhong. Qin Lele accidentally heard noises in it, so she sneaked into it many times and found that under this ancient well, there is a newly dug underground city connected. !

It might be a little inappropriate to use an underground city, but it can only be said to be an underground space that has just taken shape.

Qin Lele's investigation results showed that a group of jackals and a large number of dwarves appeared in the underground space.

They are building their camp along an underground river.

They should have just arrived on Earth, and after the camp is built, they may launch a tentative attack on the surface world.

Of course, these are not the most important.

Most importantly, Qin Lele sent a picture to Xu Nan.

The picture was very blurry because the underground light was very dark, but Xu Nan could still see clearly that it was a large amount of supplies covered by oilcloth in the camp of the Wolf man!

"How is it? Are you interested in making a vote?"

Qin Lele asked: "I didn't even tell my cousin, so I came to you first. Tell Zhang Yingluo, people from Qianmang Club will definitely intervene, and we can't even drink soup."

"These gnolls definitely did not enter the earth by accident. You can tell by looking at the sufficient supplies. You are not a spellcaster. You must be short of materials from other worlds, right?"

Xu Nan asked in surprise, "Where did this photo come from?"

Qin Lele said calmly, "Drone."

Xu Nan thought for a while: "Time."

"The sooner the better. On the one hand, I consider Grandpa Zhong's safety. Although I have persuaded him to move away temporarily, there is still a possibility that this group of monsters will rush out."

"Just eight o'clock tonight?"

"How about we split the loot in half? After all, it is the dungeon I found."

In this regard, Qin Lele showed an extraordinary calmness. This made Xu Nan feel that women are really scary.

"Okay. But I have to pull another person." Xu Nan pondered.

"You won't grab the spoils with me, will you?" Qin Lele said vigilantly, "Are you sure you can rely on it?"

"Absolutely reliable, the quality guaranteed by the state."

Xu Nan patted his chest: "And we are two crispy professions, some of them are too dangerous."

"The guy I call is capable of resisting, fighting, output, and cute. He's super powerful."

Qin Lele turned from worry to joy: "Then see you at eight o'clock tonight."

"I'll take these two pairs of underwear as a souvenir!"

After all, her hands were as quick as a phantom, and the pair of underwear disappeared.

Xu Nan felt a chill in his heart, thinking about meeting this little girl in the future, he might have to wear a thousand pairs of underwear to resist her devil's little hands!

...

Saying goodbye to Qin Lele, Xu Nan walked around the school, and finally quietly returned to the classroom.

This time, he changed the mask model, and turned on the [stealth] skill when he started, and turned on the [hide] skill after finding an empty seat.

During class, no one could notice Xu Nan's actions.

Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief, finally able to have a good class!

Immediately he was confused again. If everything I see is true, those monsters are about to come, those races will also invade, and the laws of the world will change drastically, then what is the use of what I have learned?

In class, most of the people listened carefully, while a small number of people secretly played with their mobile phones, and the content of the chat was probably inseparable from professional gossip.

"Gnolls and goblins?"

In terms of blood knowledge, the gnolls and dwarfs on the main plane of the general world are the lowest-level cannon fodder creatures. Unless there are mutants and professionals, the challenge level is 1. Their combat effectiveness is stronger than ordinary humans, but It can't be compared with professionals. Of course, it also depends on the specific level of armament.

Although Xu Nan's blood is very strong, but without fighting, no matter how powerful the spells and blood are, they are just for display, so he did not refuse Qin Lele's invitation.

What's more, his alchemy materials are scarce, maybe he can gain something from this trip to the dungeon.

"Don't think about that for now. This monthly event looks like a lot of rewards. Since you have chosen a camp, you have to do something!"

Xu Nan turned his attention to the task card.

Ever since he chose the [single dog] camp, Xu Nan found that whoever he set his sights on would be able to reveal whether that person was single or in a relationship.

Of course, there are some exceptions.

For example, Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao, the most famous lovers in the class. The two of them, Xu Nan didn't need to watch, they could smell the sour smell of love from a distance of more than ten meters.

Interestingly, in the monthly task system, it seems that the couples who show their affection more frequently, the higher the activity points that single dogs can get for fighting back against them.

Xu Nan searched carefully, and within a few minutes, confirmed three couples.

These three couples usually show their affection in the circle of friends, QQ space, or even in public.

For example, Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao, although they sat in the front row and listened carefully to the class, they still fed each other yogurt from time to time. Stop the actions of this loving madman.

"Let's try with you first whether this activity is reliable or not!"

Xu Nan sneered, let you show your affection every day!

He took out his mobile phone, quickly found Zhang Jun's QQ impression tag, and immediately added an impression to the anonymous --

[The child has been killed, and I am content with being alone now, but every day when I go to sleep, I still think of your warm chest and the song you wrote for me]

Then he locked another couple, this time the target was a girl, and it was still QQ Impression Dafa——

【Where are you? The child is crying and looking for his mother, I really have no choice but to contact you]

The last couple, Xu Nan thought about it for a while, changed his strategy, and sent an anonymous text message to the man directly:

"I am pregnant."

Although Xu Nan doesn't understand technology, there are some magic tricks in the tricks that can easily meet Xu Nan's requirements. It's easy to cheat.

The first trick is released, and the next step is to see the effect.

Sure enough, after three basic accounting classes, when the get out of class was over, Shen Miaomiao suddenly slapped Zhang Jun, and then ran out of the classroom crying.

Zhang Jun looked dazed, the yogurt in his hand was still trembling.

Everyone smelled gossip.

On the other side, a couple was arguing: "Don't tell me it's a prank! I don't believe it. You told me two days ago that you broke up with her thoroughly. I'm really blind!"

"Get out! Get out! Get out now!"

The last couple was relatively rational. The boy looked at the girl's bewildered expression and said softly, "It must be someone else's spoof!"

"I trust you."

The girl was silent for a long time before she half cried and said, "I'm sorry... I really have a child..."

The boy's tolerant smile froze immediately, and was replaced by the Hulun Buir Grassland above his head.

The classroom is full of noise!

Xu Nan left the classroom contentedly.

In fact, the counterattack of single dogs against couples is not necessarily to break up the couple, as long as they can make a counterattack; Loneliness is just a numb body huddling together to keep warm.

[Activity points +500, from Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao]

[Activity points +300, from Liao Mingfan and Tian Tian]

[Activity points +100, from Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan]

[Activity points +1000, from Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan]

On the way home, Xu Nan received such messages one after another.

Among the three couples, the first two were hit hard, but they didn't seem to break up, they just entered into a state of quarrel.

Only the last couple, Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan, immediately chose to break up, and Xu Nan got the most activity points from them. Comparing before and after, Gu Xiaohui may not have believed that his girlfriend had a child at first, but later his girlfriend admitted that he couldn't accept it and endured tons of critical blows, which provided Xu Nan with so many activity points.

On this day, many people's circle of friends lacked the photos and comments of these three famous loving couples. Everyone said that they were refreshed, their waists were no longer sore, their legs were no longer weak, and they were not out of breath when they went up to the fifth floor.

"With so many activity points, I don't know what good things can be exchanged for?"

Xu Nan looked forward to the 1900 event points and the exclusive lucky draw roulette for monthly events.

You know, this is just his first move.

Now that you have joined the single dog camp, you have to give a sigh of relief for the single dog. Xu Nan's counterattack is only now beginning!

But don't worry, it's a monthly task after all, today is Monday, couples are not frequent, Xu Nan decided to wait for the opportunity to act.

Is the first priority a lottery draw?

Of course not, but hurry up to buy vegetables and go home to cook for Xiner!

It's just that when Xu Nan came home, he found that the family was full of laughter.

In the living room, like a feast of banquets, Xiner was eating in silence, while Xiaoxiao was talking and laughing while drinking and eating meat:

"I think back then I was in Wolong..."

"Then the breeder..."

"By the way, Goddess, why do you have such a brother who is so incompatible with you, he doesn't look like your relative at all..."

The giant panda tentatively said with a hint of drunkenness.

Xu Nan held his breath and stuck to the door to listen.

Snapped!

The sound of plates breaking.

In the living room, Xiner put a pot of fat beef in sour soup on her forehead expressionlessly, and the latter looked confused.

"If you speak ill of my brother again, don't appear in front of me forever."

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