Shameless Warlock

Gu Xiaomeng was very nervous.

She never dreamed that one day she would knock on the door of a single man in the middle of the night.

But she has no choice.

As the priest of the God of Love and Girls, Gu Xiaomeng received an oracle from another world a few hours ago.

Be sure to approach and take down Xu Nan!

When she first received this oracle, Gu Xiaomeng was very resistant, because of course she knew who Xu Nan was.

As a little girl who made herself cry on the first day of her internship, Gu Xiaomeng would be confused sometimes, but she would never forget such things.

When she thinks of Xu Nan, she will think of the work scene when she was stupidly cried that day; she will be flushed and unable to breathe. As for the subsequent confession behavior, it is drizzle, after all, she has been confessed by many boys since she was a child.

Xu Nan is just one of the more unusual ones.

"Why do you have to wear this dress...God's mind is really beyond comprehension."

Gu Xiaomeng tugged at her work uniform in distress and nervously.

After the accident in Lu Junyi's hospital, she stayed at home for two days. The uniform has not been worn for several days.

It seems a little tight.

Is it because you are fat?

After ringing the doorbell, she looked into the window uneasily, but unfortunately she only saw thick curtains and faint lights.

He probably hasn't slept yet. If he came to open the door, what would he say?

Thinking of this, Gu Xiaomeng's heart was pounding.

However, at this moment, she suddenly heard a few voices behind the door.

"you go!"

"No, you go!"

"Forget us rock-paper-scissors!"

Not long after, the door opened at a corner, and it was a flat-chested girl in a sports uniform who opened the door. Her eyes looked very unfriendly.

"What's the matter?" The captain of the urban management brigade was condescending, exuding the aura of a villain.

Gu Xiaomeng trembled, her heart was in a mess, she didn't know why there was such a girl in Xu Nan's house, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

"If you have nothing to do, go back to wash and sleep. I don't blame you for knocking on the wrong door in the middle of the night."

Qin Lele made a gesture to close the door.

"Wait!" Gu Xiaomeng reacted suddenly, bit her lip and said, "I'm looking for...Mr. Xu Nan."

Qin Lele's small face was immediately filled with displeasure, she suddenly took a step forward, and the devil's little hand swished.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Peppa Pig?! Pink?"

"Don't you feel ashamed to wear this kind of underwear in the middle of the night! You are still walking around outside, don't you want to seduce someone?"

"We don't have anyone named [Mr. Xu Nan] here, you can go."

After all, she waved the booty in her hand and slammed the door shut.

Gu Xiaomeng blushed to the extreme, as if blood might ooze out at any moment!

She stared blankly at the door, then gritted her teeth and mustered up the courage to ring the doorbell again!

After a while, there was the sound of slippers. This time, it was a tall and handsome guy who opened the door.

But his expression was as cold as ice.

"Ring the doorbell again and I'll call the police. For the sake of being a girl, I'll give you a chance to apologize."

"After apologizing, leave. Unless you can conjure up a few boxes of crayfish and tell me that your outfit is the latest style of the delivery girl, I have no reason to say a third sentence to you."

This man...is so cold.

Gu Xiaomeng couldn't help shivering. She muttered the words of prayer in her heart, and the radiance of the god of love and maidens circulated in her body.

She summoned up her courage again: "Sir, I have an urgent matter with Xu Nan."

Shi Fanglin smiled slightly: "Then come back tomorrow, I have already made an appointment tonight, because I have something urgent to find Xu Nan."

boom!

The door was closed, and Shi Fanglin's lazy voice came from the room: "If she dares to press the third time, we will drag her in first-rape-then-kill."

He must have done it on purpose!

Gu Xiaomeng stomped her feet in fright.

For some reason, she suddenly felt less scared, and she rang the doorbell vigorously for the third time!

"Hmph! Who will it be this time?"

"No matter who it is, I won't back down! I want to tell Xu Nan..."

The next second, the door opened.

A giant panda holding an IAPD and wearing earphones asked her impatiently:

"What are you doing!?"

Gu Xiaomeng's eyes darkened, and she fainted straight away.

...

At two o'clock in the morning, when Gu Xiaomeng woke up leisurely, she found that she had come to another place.

A pitch-black world, surrounded by faint candle lights, the air is not particularly circulated, and the sound of the river flowing can be heard not far away.

She got up from the bed and looked around with some headaches.

Not far away, Qin Lele held a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, and looked at her unkindly.

And Xu Nan and Shi Fanglin just came out of the small room where Lu Junyi was sleeping, and the two were discussing the situation of Comrade Xiao Lu.

Seeing Gu Xiaomeng woke up, Xu Nan also had a headache.

After all, he has already felt the aura of the other party, which is exactly the same as that of the gods who came before.

If he guessed correctly, Gu Xiaomeng came here on behalf of the God of Love and Girls.

Xu Nan didn't want to deal with the gods for the time being, so there was the previous one. What I didn't expect was that Gu Xiaomeng, who was clearly a professional, would faint from the fright of a giant panda.

This left Xu Nan speechless.

He discussed with the third lady, and brought her here. On the one hand, she is a girl after all, and it would be too dangerous to just throw it on the street like this; on the other hand, it was Shi Fanglin who thought of it:

"We are not professional doctors, we don't even have basic medical knowledge, and we are not very good at seeing a doctor. Didn't you say that this girl is a nurse at Lu Veterinary Hospital? Maybe you can show him."

With this in mind, Xu Nan brought Gu Xiaomeng to the dungeon.

At this moment, Lu Junyi's condition is very bad.

His breathing and heartbeat were much slower than before, his face was pale, and he began to sweat coldly, but there was no sign of fever.

"Are you awake? I'm sorry that something happened temporarily, so those before..." Xu Nan was interrupted by Gu Xiaomeng before he could finish speaking.

She took a deep breath and looked at Xu Nan solemnly:

"please date with me!"

Xu Nan: "Huh?"

Gu Xiaomeng roared out the previously memorized lines fluently:

"Leaving aside whether your previous confession was a joke or a prank, I have the right to take it as the truth."

"In the past few days, I went back and thought about it carefully and found that it is not impossible to accept, and for other reasons, I must be with you!"

"So, please date me!"

Shi Fanglin poked Xu Nan calmly: "Is this little nurse scared out of her mind?"

Ah Tang looked sideways: "National Treasure said he was not responsible for this, she was frightened when she touched porcelain."

Xu Nan rubbed his temples, his head hurt.

Qin Lele walked over silently, took Xu Nan's arm, as if she was possessed by the palace, and said, "Sister, you should know that the man in front of you is a pervert."

"He doesn't even wear underwear. If you don't believe me, take off his pants and have a look."

"I advise you to think about it..."

Xu Nan scolded angrily: "You are the pervert!"

Qin Lele chuckled: "I'm a pervert in the first place, the love between us belongs to the sympathy between perverts."

Gu Xiaomeng glared at Qin Lele, and said courageously out of nowhere:

"I'm not wearing underwear now! You, you nasty thief, give me back my piggy page!"

Qin Lele sneered: "Hmph, you watery woman, I've already given that little pink piece to the dwarves."

Xu Nan tapped her little head: "Really? Pick it up quickly."

Qin Lele said aggrievedly, "It's fake."

Gu Xiaomeng and Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Don't mention these things that are not there."

Xu Nan said quickly: "I have one thing to ask you. After this matter is resolved, we will talk about other things."

"Doctor Lu's current situation is very strange. If I'm not mistaken, you should be the priest of the God of Love and Girls, right?"

"You are both a nurse and a pastor. You should be able to help us find out what's wrong with him?"

Gu Xiaomeng is very generous: "No problem."

"What happened to Dr. Lu? I heard that his illegal license was found out before, but I didn't expect him to be a veterinarian..."

Xu Nan's mouth twitched slightly.

It suddenly occurred to him that Gu Xiaomeng is also a professional. Could it be that she also used a knife under Lu Junyi's hands?

So he asked directly.

Gu Xiaomeng is quite normal now, maybe the previous hysteria and arguing with Qin Lele made her thick-skinned a lot.

"I haven't had surgery under Dr. Lu, but I probably know what's going on."

"If you'd like to associate with me, I'll tell you everything I know."

she said softly.

Xu Nan laughed dryly, and pushed open the door of the small black room: "Let's take a look at Veterinary Lu's situation first."

"Wake him up first, and then I'll find a whip to beat him hard."

Damn, it's really a veterinarian, so if he operates on himself, wouldn't he be...! ?

Seeing Lu Junyi lying there, Gu Xiaomeng ran over to check the situation professionally.

She first used some methods on the earth to take a rough look at Lu Junyi's situation, but she kept frowning, and she probably didn't find any problems.

Then she began to chant a prayer under her breath.

The divine splendor exuding the breath of love descended from the sky.

[Divine Art - Disease Identification]!

There was a strange light in Gu Xiaomeng's eyes.

Everyone is looking at her.

At the end, she said with a strange expression: "Dr. Lu, he should not be sick, he seems to be just dreaming."

Shi Fanglin asked curiously, "Can you know what kind of dream he is having?"

Gu Xiaomeng's face flushed again: "Chun...meng."

Shi Fanglin: "Give me a whip, and I will wake this idiot up."

Who knew that at this moment, Lu Junyi suddenly opened his eyes and stood up straight:

"Run!"

"I fell in love with the princess of the Arcane Empire, and they sent a reorganized fleet of cloud-climbing ships to chase me down."

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