Shameless Warlock

When Xu Nan arrived, this was what he saw.

All the students relied on the small underground lake to build a temporary defense line, and the western front, which was under the most pressure, suddenly became extremely relaxed due to the appearance of a dozen pea shooters!

Not to mention that He Xi and the members of the Chengxi training camp were stunned, even Xu Nan had never seen this thing before.

Is this Plants vs Zombies?

Xu Nan got off the magic carpet and leaned over. Jiang Yuanchi was still spreading peas seriously.

"Sister, what are these pea shooters?"

When Xu Nan asked, the sound of BIUBIUBIU, the green energy cannon piercing through the air, was heard next to his ears. It was quite pleasant, except for the familiar BGM!

"Oh, when I was playing in Stephen Sand, I accidentally met an old farmer who was farming, and I chatted with him a lot. The old man was very interested in plants on the earth, so I discussed "" Plants vs. Zombies and Defending the Carrot."

Jiang Yuanchi tilted his head and said: "Later, one day he came to me and gave me these peas, and asked me if it was such a plant. I tried it and found that the effect was good, so I asked him for a few more peas." ..."

Xu Nan pondered and said, "That old farmer, does he have a name?"

Jiang Yuanchi shook his head: "He said he forgot his name, but he just likes green plants. I can't remember his face clearly, the only thing I can remember is that there are green grass growing on his head... ..."

Xu Nan frowned.

Are the rumors true?

Being able to turn the game that Jiang Yuanchi casually mentioned into reality, the old farmer must have stepped into the realm of gods; but among the existing general gods, none of them are keen on plants.

Unless, it was the god of forestry who was said to have had a grave party...

In the gossip collected by Warlock Ron, there is actually another version about the fate of the God of Forestry. That is, the god of love and girls is not really a waste. In order to save her third husband with a shattered godhead, she would not hesitate to offer her virginity to the other powerful gods in exchange for their rescue... That grave party Afterwards, the God of Forestry woke up, but he could only linger in the form of a saint after losing his godhead.

He couldn't stand his wife paying those things to save himself, so he left. There is an honest, cowardly, good-natured god missing from the kingdom of heaven, and there is an old farmer who claims to like plants all over the world.

In many legends, some people claim to have seen the God of Forestry. This honest god is still alive and active in the general world in various forms.

...

Legends are legends after all.

The pea in Jiang Yuanchi's hand really has the effect of turning decay into magic.

The green energy cannons ejected by these brave pea shooters have a powerful killing effect on the fallen zombies, and the advancing route of those fallen zombies pouring out of the fork is immediately blocked.

The morale of the trainees was greatly boosted. With their backs against the small lake, the Eastern Front without peashooters was stabilized.

You know, fallen zombies are different from ordinary zombies.

These zombies were poor people who were tortured by [Divine Art - Sinking] before they were alive. After death, they turned into zombies and became more hostile. Whether it is physical damage or magical damage, they are easily exempted by the powerful resistance they carry. !

In comparison, Jiang Yuanchi's pea energy cannon is simply the nemesis of fallen zombies!

The situation stabilized, and the three salted fish brothers also joined the battlefield. Having obviously better equipment than the others, they showed their strength. Soon, the number of fallen zombies began to decrease!

Except for a few students who were injured at the beginning, there were no accidents later. There are also doctors and priests in the training camp in the west of the city. As long as the situation stabilizes and the treatment line keeps up, everything will be fine.

If it wasn't for the fact that there were too many fallen zombies, they would have been able to turn defense into offense now!

BIUBIUBIU!

Under the bombardment of Peashooter, the battle between the people of Qianmang Club and the fallen zombies has turned into a tower defense game.

"Sister-in-law is really amazing!"

"Looks like he's a little bit stronger than Big Brother!"

"By the way, why didn't big brother make a move? His fiery saber technique should be able to restrain these fallen zombies, right?"

The three salted fish brothers have time to gossip.

Infected by their optimism, other students also relaxed, well, isn't it just a bunch of fallen zombies, just exterminate them!

Xu Nan and Sister Yu meet.

"There are too many fallen zombies. Although Xiao Jiang's pea shooter has a miraculous effect on them, it is not an option to continue like this."

Yu Simiao was a little tired, since she was preparing to break out, she hadn't had a good rest.

Her skills had little effect against large-scale undead creatures; while the druid uncle was injured and has not yet healed. Although he still turned into a giant bear and stood at the forefront, the action has already begun to show. tiredness.

Long-term see-saw is not good for Qianmangshe.

"I wouldn't believe that a relatively advanced undead creature like the fallen zombie wasn't summoned by someone."

Xu Nan glanced at He Xi who looked normal: "What do you think?"

He Xi pushed his glasses and said mysteriously:

"I think that the fallen zombies did not appear out of thin air. Obviously, all of this is a trap for the cultists. There must be a large number of cultists hidden around here. We cannot guess their ultimate purpose. The only thing that is certain is that they want to to kill us."

"What makes me a little puzzled is why they can determine our route? When we were in the safe zone, even if they had touched the vicinity, they couldn't be sure that we would suddenly retreat from the cave tunnel, right?"

Xu Nan watched him act with great interest:

"Comrade He Xi, you can just say what you think, we are very democratic."

He Xi said seriously:

"I think...there is an inner ghost!"

Everyone was startled by these words, and in the midst of the flash, He Xi suddenly smiled strangely, and dropped a grenade-like object that shone strangely on the spot!

He threw it and shouted loudly:

"My lord, divine power, grant me eternal life!"

His face was filled with a smug smile: After the magic grenade from the goblin exploded, the formation that everyone in the Qianmang Club had worked so hard to maintain must be destroyed, and a few leaders were lost, and the rest of the crowd had no leader , must hit the street!

Just the next second, the whizzing sound of the grenade stopped abruptly.

Everyone watched in a daze as Xu Nan rushed over, stepped on the fuse on the side of the grenade, and instantly extinguished the lit fuse!

Stamped out!

"So... for grenades or something, it's better not to make the lead wire too long."

Xu Nan looked at He Xi expressionlessly: "I was on guard against you earlier, why don't you explain yourself?"

The rest of the people were stunned, the rhythm was developing too fast, and they couldn't keep up.

"I said that this grenade is slippery, do you believe it or not?" He Xi laughed dryly, mumbling something vaguely in his mouth.

Xu Nan frowned, a sense of crisis suddenly struck!

It's that grenade!

"Who said that a grenade must have a wire to detonate... the spells of the goblins can also be used!"

Although Yu Simiao slapped He Xi's mouth after reacting, the spell seemed to have been completed. At that moment, Xu Nan could feel the terrifying power of destruction coming from under her feet!

"No, it's really not suitable for me to pretend to be aggressive!"

Xu Nan felt remorseful, beat her chest and stomped her feet, and tried to throw a few defensive spells on herself to try to take the damage.

But at this moment, he suddenly felt empty under his feet.

The magic grenade that was about to detonate was swallowed by the fairy dragon loach that came out of nowhere!

boom!

A low sound came from the loach's stomach, and two wisps of green smoke came out of her nostrils.

There was silence all around.

She hiccupped, and a childish voice came out:

"... Wang Bo!"

This was the first time Xu Nan heard her speak a language other than "嘤嘤嘤".

It's not in vain for me to fight the landlord with her for so long!

These days, the friendship of poker players is still reliable!

He Xi screamed: "Give me back the grenade!"

It's a pity that he was immediately smashed head-on by Xu Nan with a copy of "Basic Principles of Marxism".

Under the attention of the training camp students and the sinking zombies, an angry Xu Nan held "Das Kapital" in his left hand, "Political Economy" in his right hand, and held a copy of "The Theory and Practice of the Sinicization of Marxism" in his mouth, one after another. Hitting He Xi on the forehead:

"What is wrong with learning, go to believe in cults!"

"What the hell is a cult from another world!"

"Have you learned about dogs in the nine years of compulsory education? Let me play self-destruct!"

"If you don't wake up, I'm not a socialist successor who was born under the red flag!"

To say that Xu Nan is also a strong man with strength 14 now, he smashed He Xi into a pig's head with a punch, and the emblem of Tiamas on his wrist was also exposed.

For a moment, all the students panicked.

Only the three optimistic brothers have their attention elsewhere:

"Boss, why do you carry these books with you..."

Xu Nan turned her head, hating iron for being weak and said:

"I am a socialist successor, isn't it normal to carry these books with me?"

After guiding the younger brothers whose ideological realm was obviously insufficient, Xu Nan continued to hate He Xi.

Facts have proved that hitting people can get far more activity points than hitting people!

Xu Nan played for five or six minutes, his arms were sore - there is no way, you know the thickness of capitalism.

He Xi's weak voice came:

"Stop hitting...stop hitting..."

"I can tell you where our boss is..."

Xu Nan sneered:

"No."

"Your boss is here."

Not far away, a figure rode a kangaroo and slapped his horse. Holding a dead head in his arms, he threw it in front of He Xi.

"This is the head of magician Akai, Brother Xu Nan, you are right, the kill points given by this guy are really high!"

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