Shameless Warlock

What's the use if I want Tiamas to lose his hair!

Xu Nan couldn't help complaining, what kind of curse is this, maybe after she loses her hair, she becomes stronger?

Soon there will be the second and third replies——

[It can be used as medicine, nourishing yin and nourishing kidney, and the remaining divinity will make you have the urge to become a god, and then kill yourself. 】

[It can be used to make a powerful fire extinguisher, the ashes of the gods are severely inactivated, theoretically restraining any evocation spells...]

All right, Xu Nan took a few glances and found that none of this group of people was serious.

Warlock Ron is indeed a bunch of psychopaths, and he let himself go on the non-real-name forum, and someone even proposed a strange plan [you can experience the feeling of dancing on the grave of a god]!

I knew this group of people were unreliable!

Xu Nan himself was also a little tangled, now that the cultists made it clear that they came here for the remains of the saints, this thing is very difficult, and he can't handle it.

The only way out now is to find the thighs!

Isn't the thigh that I usually hug is used to ask for help now!

Just at this time, Mr. Smith sent a private message to Xu Nan saying that Mr. Romang had time, and Xu Nan was overjoyed. He ran to the base to confirm that everyone could withstand the attack of the fallen zombies, and then found an empty corner. , Escape into Paradise Lost!

...

Goodbye Mr. Romang, the other party is still hale and hearty, and is eating gracefully with a knife and fork.

Today's staple food is still dragon, but the shape is a bit strange. Xu Nan's identification technique can't tell the type of dragon, only knowing that it smells the same when sprinkled with cumin.

"Come on, eat meat first. Only by eating meat can you gain strength." Mr. Luo Mang was very kind, and he raised his hand to throw a spell to Xu Nan, but he stopped soon, with a startled expression on his face:

"Have you mastered [Gluttony True Color]?"

"Yes." There's nothing to hide about this. Besides, Xu Nan also knew that he couldn't hide from the legendary boss.

The old man showed approval: "You really stole the golden apple, not bad."

Xu Nan was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.

On the other side, Luo Mang waved his hand: "It's okay, this kind of work error that belongs to them, if you don't take advantage of it, you're a bastard, it's all public property, you can just eat it."

With Luo Mang's support, Xu Nan's confidence suddenly became much stronger. He wanted to share some golden apples with the old man, but was rejected by the old man. He said that he did not lack these.

"You are growing up now. The more treasures like golden apples, the better. Although theoretically it will lose its effect if you eat three of them, but that's just a superficial effect. I suggest you eat all the golden apples, and it will naturally become stronger in the future." There are benefits to it.”

The old man pointed out.

Xu Nan nodded thoughtfully.

Under Luo Mang's urging, Xu Nan also ate wildly——

Sharp teeth and sharp mouth allow him to chew dragon meat easily; feasting can digest these powers. As for the true nature of gluttony, Xu Nan has not yet discovered its function.

After a big meal of dragon meat, Xu Nan's physique climbed up again, which made Xu Nan feel that a luxurious life is indeed a shortcut to becoming stronger!

Can eating Chinese cabbage make you stronger?

Obviously not.

The head of the famous game manufacturer has already set an example in this regard - if you want to become stronger without paying money, then it is obvious that you have a problem with your brain.

...

After drinking and eating, the two began to discuss business.

The three legends of Paradise Lost actually don’t have the pretensions of big bosses. Everyone is very easy-going. Xu Nan and Mr. Luo Mang are together, just like being with their grandparents.

Perhaps this is the power of blood.

"The saint's remains of Tiamas? I heard An Suli say about this."

Luo Mang looked at the urn in Xu Nan's hand, with a calm expression on his face: "It turned out to be in your hands. I said why did he go crazy and stuff people into the earth recently?"

Xu Nan showed doubts.

Luo Mang explained: "The connection between the earth and the general world is not close enough now. It is very difficult to enter the earth. Even if it is a plane bubble, it must meet various harsh conditions."

"Of course, places like Paradise Lost are exceptions."

"The Green Light Church of Tiamas has been suppressed by the orthodox camp, and there are very few secondary planes under his control. This time, in order to retrieve the remains of the saint, the Green Light Church can be said to be There were heavy casualties, and I heard that at least 30,000 pious believers threw themselves into the plane passage, and only about 200 people arrived successfully..."

In Luo Mang's explanation, Xu Nan gradually understood the ins and outs of the matter.

It turns out that this relic of the saint is really something that Tiamas must have.

He had indeed been to Earth in his early years, and for various reasons, he left a slough of a saint there for the convenience of his coming in the future, but by accident, the person guarding the slough of the saint died, and his body also They were sent to the crematorium together...

Still, the box of ashes contained the divinity of Tiamas, and if his opponents got hold of it, the mark of his weakness would be fully exposed.

Cthulhu is not a safe profession. Compared to the earth, the north of the sea of ​​darkness is almost the area of ​​the thirty-sixth ring road in Beijing. He lives in such a desolate place, of course not because of the good scenery there...

It's because of being poor, weak, and having few brothers.

Likewise, Tiamas has many enemies. After the news of the slough of the saint leaked out, many people clearly expressed their interest in the slough of the saint.

Some gods even offer the temptation of eternal life, as long as you send the remains of the saints of Tiamas, you can get eternal life!

Of course, this immortality is also immortality in a narrow sense. Xu Nan thinks that it is probably a permanent resident quota for the kingdom of God.

This thing is really useless to Xu Nan.

But it was a treasure among some, including Tiamas himself.

"Well, you leave the things to me to deal with. It will definitely sell for a good price."

Romang thought for a while: "Is there anything you lack? If not, I'll exchange it for you with equivalent constant gold coins."

Xu Nan nodded, this thing is tricky, it's more convenient to let the boss do it, it's really tricky to keep it in his own hands.

He believed that Romang would not blacken his own interests.

"It just so happens that I'm going to visit An Suli tomorrow, and she sold this thing..." Luo Mang accepted the urn.

Xu Nan was thoughtful: "You want Master An Suli to come forward? Is it because it is inconvenient to come forward in person?"

Romang showed a rare embarrassing smile:

"Actually not. I'm not afraid of Tiamas. It's just that we don't have a good reputation in Paradise Lost... An Suli is more suitable for business..."

Xu Nan understood in seconds.

Sure enough, in the general world, Warlock Ron is already notorious.

If you think about it, what everyone wants is the remains of the saint of Tiamas. If you get an urn, if the seller is Warlock Ron with a low reputation, you will definitely not believe it!

An Suli was different.

These days, Xu Nan also learned that this mage An Suli is one of the seven guardians of Stephen Sang. It is a humiliation to her to say that her wealth is invincible, and her wealth can kill a weak god with money...

The breakfast dagger that Xu Nan got by chance at the beginning was from An Suli's hand, and later it was returned to her through Luo Mang's favor.

According to Mr. Smith's gossip, there are certain unspeakable relationships between Romang and An Suli.

As for the specific relationship?

Probably the pure friendship between an old bachelor and a spinster. perhaps.

...

After solving a serious problem in his confidant, Xu Nan took this opportunity to ask Mr. Luo Mang another question.

That is the question of the direction of development.

Originally, he thought that after he asked this question, Mr. Romang would immediately give an affirmative answer, but who knew that the old man fell into rare contemplation.

After a while, he opened his eyes and looked directly at Xu Nan:

"Advanced is a lifetime thing, don't take it lightly."

"If you don't have the right to choose the inheritance of blood, then advancing is the only destiny you can grasp."

"In this regard, I can't give you an answer, but I can give you a little suggestion."

Xu Nan took a deep breath: "I would like to hear the details."

Romang said seriously: "Ask yourself, what exactly are you longing for?"

There was a little confusion in Xu Nan's eyes.

In fact, since the appearance of advanced tasks, he has been asking himself repeatedly, what exactly do he want?

Is it the refreshment of the magic machine gun, the excitement of melee unparalleled, or the mystery of other warlocks?

But he still can't find the answer. He is very confused, he is very painful, of course he understands the importance of advancement, that's why he is so cautious.

"I have no idea."

Xu Nan replied.

Romang showed a look of approval: "If you don't know, just say you don't know, that's good."

"Let me help you, kid, relax, relax..."

"Soon, it will be very comfortable..."

Xu Nan's eyelids gradually sank.

...

Under the bottomless abyss, countless demons gushed out crazily, unremittingly attacking the seemingly fragile fortress gate that has held on for countless days and nights!

The human warriors were in a bloody battle, bone dragons and magic were flying together, the sound of difficult incantations was mixed with the curses of demons, the power of magic was extremely strong, together with the smell of blood, it almost drove out the oxygen on the battlefield of ten thousand years.

The bloody battle has reached its final moment.

The fearless demons piled their bodies into human ladders and climbed up the hundred-meter-high fortress wall. The magic airships in the sky have been destroyed one by one!

The fort was about to fall.

At this moment, the desperate humans all shouted that name in unison.

A name that signifies absolute wisdom, strength and protection!

"Great Prophet, Supreme Saint, Fire of Wisdom, Dawn Enlightener..."

Countless people bowed their heads in prayer.

In the crack at the end of the earth.

Xu Nan, who was wearing a cloak, looked calm. Looking at the ogre warlord who was rushing towards him, he just smiled and snapped his fingers.

There was a snap.

The demons on the battlefield died one after another, and even the bottomless abyss began to tremble and surrender!

"Kneel down."

Xu Nan said to Abyss.

The abyss immediately shrank into a crack, sinking into the bottomless star realm.

He looked back at the bloodied soldiers, all of whom were chanting his name.

He smiled slightly:

"I am the savior."

...

On the steep mountain road, the guards of the caravan nervously watched the group of hobgoblin robbers blocking the way.

This batch of food must be sent to the northern cities, otherwise there will be a large-scale famine soon, but the hobgoblins obviously cannot reason with humans.

The caravan guards outnumbered the hobgoblin raiders.

After the battle started, they were overwhelmingly suppressed as expected, and even Mr. Xu Nan, the caster who was hired with a lot of money, was approached by a hobgoblin assassin!

Snapped!

After a crisp sound, Xu Nan took out a mace from his crotch and successfully smashed the hobgoblin assassin's head.

Under the horrified gazes of the hobgoblins, he drove over with his colorful magic shield, killing the bandits like a wind and clouds!

He looked at the blood-stained mace in his hand, and murmured:

"I am invincible in melee combat."

...

The sound of the piano is sweet, and the cranes are flying.

Fairy mountains, ancient pine trees, gazebos, playing chess.

Xu Nan held the white piece in his hand, pondered for a moment, and finally dropped it.

"I won."

On the chessboard, there is no solution for five pieces in a row. Sitting opposite, Qin Lele, who had lost more than a hundred games in a row, covered her face in shame, not daring to speak loudly.

The crane next to him actually looked like Ah Tang: "Xu Shangxian, I'm tired from flying."

Xu Nan waved his hand without changing his expression: "Fly another hundred laps."

The crane can only continue to circle in place, and the music is still sweet.

Suddenly, a sword light flew over and fell firmly into Xu Nan's hands.

There were bloodstains on the sword, Xu Nan wiped off the blood with a handkerchief in satisfaction, and muttered:

"The seven great heavenly demons have all given their heads, and the three realms and nine states can live in peace for a hundred years."

Everyone in the mountain knelt down in admiration:

"Shangxian's heavenly grace is mighty, slaying demons and eliminating demons, unparalleled in the world!"

Xu Nan was proud:

"I'm defiant."

...

In the living room, Xu Nan was still asleep.

On Luo Mang's shoulder, a group of furry creatures appeared.

"What's the situation? Is his inner drama so rich? There are hundreds of scenes?"

Mr. Smith ate a pine nut and was a little surprised: "This guy looks quite honest, I didn't expect him to be so boring."

Luo Mang was also a little surprised: "I just want him to experience it for himself. I really didn't expect that his desires are so complicated... I wonder if he can find his ultimate belonging from it?"

Fortunately, at this time, Xu Nan finally woke up leisurely.

Luo Mang coughed, with a kind face:

"How is it? Have you found what your heart really desires?"

Xu Nan digested the memories in the dream for a while, and nodded firmly:

"found it!"

The old man showed a look of relief: "As long as you determine what you want, it will be much easier to choose the direction of advancement... By the way, what is it?"

"I want it all!"

What Xu Nan said was decisive and powerful.

I was so scared that the pine nuts in Mr. Smith's hand dropped.

Even old Mr. Romang lost his mind for a short while!

...

"Everything needs to be...so courageous."

Romang said with emotion: "It's been a long, long time since I met someone like you."

"Do you know that the end of everything may be complete mediocrity?"

Xu Nan nodded.

Now he certainly understands that the meaning of those dreams just now is just a manifestation of his desire, but to be honest, he looks gentle and even a little cowardly, but once he is aroused, his ambition will be astonishing.

Salted fish is a daily routine, but under the daily routine, there is still a hidden heart of full-time dominance.

Melee, long-range, aggressive, handsome...all of them, I want them all!

Of course, Xu Nan knew that this thing was unlikely, so he just said it casually to show his determination.

As a result, Romans said seriously:

"Okay! Since you have such an awareness, then I will help you! Even for the legendary curse, I will do my best to help you!"

Xu Nan turned pale with shock.

Among Ron Warlocks, is there really an option to "have everything"? I just say whatever I want!

Also, what about the legendary curse?

Just when Xu Nan was confused, a heavy scroll and a strange key suddenly appeared in his hand.

"I can only help you so much."

Romang said seriously: "Do you know the Apocalypse Warlock?"

Xu Nan thought about it, and in the blood knowledge, there is indeed a saying about the Apocalypse Warlock. Unlike other warlocks, the Apocalypse Warlock is simply the son of the plane, the darling of the whole world, an existence that makes people jealous to the point of explosion.

The Apocalypse Warlock is a legendary profession that is blessed by the will of the multiverse, and its power comes directly from the origin of the universe. Generally, it is only a flash in the pan in troubled or prosperous times that are rare in the ages.

The Apocalypse Warlock does meet all of Xu Nan's requirements. After all, the power comes directly from the source. If you want to throw spells and spells, you can just pick up the hammer and do it if you want to fight melee.

But the problem is, Apocalypse Warlocks are all descended from heaven!

Only by being favored by the will of the multiverse plane can one become an Apocalypse Warlock. Although Xu Nan thinks he is handsome, he should not be that handsome yet, right?

He looked at Romang with some doubts.

The old gentleman clearly understood what Xu Nan was thinking.

"Everyone thinks that Apocalypse Warlocks can only descend from the sky and wait for the will of the universe to give them a chance, but I know a secret."

"Apocalypse Warlocks can also be man-made. This scroll contains the secret of a man-made Apocalypse Warlock!"

"Hide this key first. This is the key to the secret vault on the basement floor of the Great Library of Paradise Lost. If you want to become an Apocalypse Warlock, you need something from the secret vault."

"Give these things to you, I just want you to know that it's up to people to do it. Apocalypse warlocks, a seemingly elusive career of shit luck, can also be won by themselves!"

"As for compatibility, you don't have to worry, Apocalypse Warlock and Ron's bloodline are compatible."

Xu Nan was a little moved by what the old man said.

Regardless of the authenticity of the scroll, he is already very grateful for his willingness to help him in this way.

Xu Nan thought for a long time, and finally asked the question that puzzled him for a long time:

"Why, are you so nice to me?"

Romans smiled heartily:

"This is a reward for your courage!"

"Hahaha, it's getting late, take the scroll back and study it carefully! If you give up this road, be sure to return it to me."

"By the way, Paradise Lost will organize a large library event in a few days. You must participate. When the time comes... well, you will know when you go."

The old man went to take a nap.

Only Xu Nan was left with a dazed look on his face.

How did you have the courage?

Fortunately, Mr. Smith was still there, so Xu Nan asked him about it.

The squirrel asked strangely: "Don't you know? The disciples of Mr. Romang are all cursed."

"Anyway, none of those who inherited his gift died well. The most powerful one lived to be twenty years old, but was sucked dry of bone marrow by a cave-dwelling banshee..."

"Hey? What are you doing with your calculator?"

Xu Nan said while counting the date:

"I'm looking at how many days I have left to live... It seems that my twentieth birthday is not far away."

...

Xu Nan didn't panic at all, he didn't care about the curse at all, well, let's take it as the courage Liang Jingru gave him.

He was curious about the contents of the scroll, but he also knew that now was not the time.

There are a lot of fallen zombies and cultists waiting for him to clean up outside the base.

Anyway, Tiamas's ashes have been taken away, Xu Nan is not afraid of being targeted by big shots.

He pondered for a while and thought of a note.

He found Yu Simiao and talked about his thoughts.

Several decision-making leaders showed hesitation:

"That's not good, is it?"

Xu Nan waved his hand:

"There is no need to talk about the rules of the world with these evil spirits."

Everyone listened and nodded, thinking it made sense.

Soon, a plan for the leaders of the Green Light Church was launched.

...

In the dungeon. City Lord Xu disappeared for a few days, and finally attracted everyone's attention.

In the group chat, a plan called "Save Xu Nan" is being discussed about its feasibility!

[Qin Lele: Let me tell you, we'll just rush into Xiaohewan and find our city lord! 】

[Shi Fanglin: This plan is inappropriate, too reckless, we are short-handed, Xiaohewan is now surrounded by troops, unless Veterinarian Lu continues to sell meat...]

[Lu Junyi: Get rolling! I don't want to sleep with that girl anymore, after these days, half of my kidneys are empty. Can't you find another way? 】

[Qin Lele: So what should we do? We can't just watch Xu Nan die, can we? 】

[A Tang: Divide the inheritance. 】

Everyone: ...

How the hell did you get in here! ?

[Shi Fanglin: By the way, Xu Nan has disappeared for so long, will Xiner be very worried? 】

[A Tang: Don't worry, the goddess didn't notice at all, there is internet, air conditioner and me, there is no need for Xu Nan at all. Let's discuss the matter of dividing the inheritance...]

Group message reminder: Xiner has joined the group chat.

【Xiner: Where's my brother? 】

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