Shanwa Small Rich Farmers
Chapter 115 Blackmail
Zhuo Yiqing was stretching her waist at this time, and let out a refreshing sound that was refreshing to the bone: ah!
Seeing Wen Xu's appearance, he still didn't come back to his senses all of a sudden, supported the door frame with one hand, raised his chin at Wen Xu who was standing there blankly, and let out a hey.
"Hey, I said Old Wen, I'm talking to you, do you have anything to eat?"
Before Zhuo Yiqing finished speaking, she followed her warm eyes and returned to her body, and when she lowered her head, she saw her 'Western view'.
Snapped! Zhuo Yiqing stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers in front of Wen Xu, took Wen Xu's eyes away from her body, walked two steps to Wen Xu's side, reached out her hand and patted Wen Xu's shoulder.
Just when she was about to give Wen Xu a vicious slap, she suddenly thought of what her little friend warned her, and suddenly the small slap changed from raised high to slowly lowered.
"Wenxu, does it look good?"
After Wen Xu came to his senses, he was already mentally prepared to 'beg to die', saying that he was begging to die was a bit inappropriate, because it should be said to be 'begging to die quickly'! After Zhuo Yiqing asked softly, Wen Xu couldn't help shivering.
"to be honest?"
Wen Xu raised her head and glanced at Zhuo Yiqing who was standing in front of her. Who knew it was just this glance that another problem occurred. Zhuo Yiqing was wearing a nightgown with a round neck, which was originally very loose. Zhuo Yiqing I bent slightly here, although I didn't see the whole picture of the mountains and peaks, but I could get a glimpse of the somewhat "scale" career line between the two snow-white masses.
An evil idea popped up in Wen Xu's little mind: I just found out today why some people like to use the word "milk white" to describe Bai, and it really is white!
"Damn! You have hooks in your eyes, don't you!"
This time Zhuo Yiqing discovered it early,
He reached out and lifted the collar of his nightgown to cover the career line, and then said to Wen Xu: "I never thought that you look like a dog and have a decent face, but you are actually a pervert!"
"Can you blame me?"
Now Wen Xu felt that she must be dead without a place to bury her. If this girl didn't beat her up now, she would definitely not let her go. Maybe she would have to copy someone when she got interested in beating.
Of course, Wen Xu is not so stupid as to stay here holding his head and let her beat him. At this moment, Wen Xu has already started to think about how to escape, for example, he dropped the goose egg in his hand to the ground and said: Look, the goose egg fell ! Shifting her gaze, while Zhuo Yiqing lowered her head, she ran to the gate of the courtyard.
As long as I can run away this time, and wait until I come back to refuse to admit it, she must have nothing to do with herself. At most, I will apologize to her after her anger subsides. It's fine if you see it. It's too unfair for me to see nothing at all. What I see now is not as good as what I saw in the swimming pool.
Now Wen Xu is thinking in her heart that Zhuo Yiqing is such a face-loving person, she definitely doesn't want to say anything about it, and when the time comes, this little embarrassment will be over as you know and I know.
"If you don't blame you, how can you blame me?" Zhuo Yiqing was so annoyed by Wen Xu's question and answer, her brows stood on end, she almost grabbed Wen Xu's collar and beat him up.
"I'm a man, I'm sure I'll see it subconsciously when you wear clothes like this." After Wen Xu said those damn words, she was ready to run away with oil on her feet.
Unexpectedly, Zhuo Yiqing's next words made herself stunned.
Zhuo Yiqing took a deep breath, and placed her hands in a posture of sinking her dantian. Following a long breath, she drew her hands from her chest to her dantian in a circle.
"What do you propose?!"
Hearing what she said, Wen Xu was stunned subconsciously and said, "Ask me what should I do?"
"What do you want?"
"I am not the one who made the mistake. You must first realize your mistake! This is the attitude to solve the problem. Think about what to do first."
Looking at Wen Xu's dumbfounded expression, Zhuo Yiqing unexpectedly burst into a smile, but quickly hid the smile.
Zhuo Yiqing knew that she was not annoyed in her heart, on the contrary, she felt a little complacent. She liked Wen Xu's obsessive looking at her like this, which made her feel very attractive.
At this time, Wen Xu felt that he had to judge himself at this time, that he was really not that kind of person: "Well, let me first declare that the whole incident is an emergency, and both of us are responsible. Objectively speaking, we I think your responsibility is even greater!"
Seeing Zhuo Yiqing's staring eyes, Wen Xu raised her hand and made a gesture to listen to me: "Don't worry, let me finish talking! We are all friends, let's put it this way, we all get along like good buddies! Although we talk There is no problem in saying that, but there is a difference between men and women after all, and I am not a eunuch, but a vigorous young man in his twenties. To be honest, you are also quite beautiful, with a good figure It's really good too, if I don't feel dazed when you wear it like this, then there must be something wrong with my physiology!"
"Then it's still my fault? You ate the tofu for nothing!" Having said this, Zhuo Yiqing stepped on the small bench where Wen Xu was sitting, and tapped her left palm with the back of her right hand , almost clenched his fist to make his knuckles slap.
After doing this action, Zhuo Yiqing felt that she had brought out her usual habits, which was a bit unsightly. Of course, Zhuo Yiqing would not feel this way in front of others, but in front of Wen Xu, Zhuo Yiqing I hope that I am a little 'gentle', at least let him feel that I am a little 'gentle'.
Thinking of the question of indecency, Zhuo Yiqing retracted her foot that was standing on the edge of Wen Xu's bench, stretched out her hand and nodded to Wen Xu and said, "Anyway, it's you men who are wrong about this kind of thing!"
"Damn, is it wrong for us men to have normal physiological functions? If men in the world don't look at it at this time, I think the entire human race is in danger of extinction," Wen Xu continued to argue.
At this moment, Yang Han's voice came from the door.
"What are you talking about so deeply in the morning? It's about physiology and human extinction. Is it necessary to talk so deeply? What's the matter? It's obvious that you read a lot early in the morning, don't you? Stop talking nonsense and give me something Eat, I'm starving to death!"
Before the words were finished, three figures appeared at the door of Guoya.
At this time, Qu Yinger was wearing a gray rabbit pajamas, while Yang Han's pajamas were in the normal style of lake blue, and Zhou Qian was a little bit out of line. The white loose thick pajamas were painted with a red bikini on top and bottom. , but it is also very spacious, and the material is thick enough.
Seeing these three coming over, Wen Xu immediately had to cover up, thinking that if she didn't cover up, Zhuo Yiqing felt ashamed of herself being known by these three guys, it would be even worse!
Thinking of this, he immediately said: "It's okay, it's okay, I've left breakfast in the pot for you, miscellaneous grain porridge with mixed cucumbers, but it's been a long time now, the cucumbers probably aren't crispy anymore, I'll give you a few more Get something fresh!"
Wen Xu felt that she had to have an attitude now. Originally, the four of them were allowed to eat the sloppy mixed cucumbers, but now they made the fresh and crisp ones by themselves, which was the reconciliation olive branch that she handed out.
After finishing speaking, Wen Xu winked at Zhuo Yiqing, signaling her to follow her own routine.
Unexpectedly, Zhuo Yiqing's performance below made Wen Xu directly puzzled by Zhang Erjingang, and stood on the spot in a daze.
"Wen Xu eats my tofu early in the morning!"
"You know how to make tofu? Sisters, don't talk nonsense. I believe Wen Xu can make tofu, you? I think you can eat Wen Nu's tofu." At first glance, Qu Yinger couldn't tell the difference between this tofu and that 'tofu'.
"I'm talking about him peeking at me, peeking into my clothes!" Zhuo Yiqing said.
"Hey, hey! You can't talk nonsense, you have to make it clear!" Wen Xu immediately prepared to explain to Zhou Qian and the others, knowing that it is not something worthy of honor to spread this matter, it is too embarrassing!
Zhuo Yiqing said: "Let me tell you, what I want to say is slightly wrong, you can say it later!"
Wen Xu was also speechless, so she could only extend her hand to make a request, and then waited for her to add fuel and vinegar to make it easier for her to distinguish.
The three people at the door were immediately dumbfounded. Zhou Qian came back to look at Yang Han, and found that Yang Han's eyes were also in a daze. As for Qu Yinger, she immediately opened her mouth into a letter O when she heard the news It hasn't returned to normal yet.
These three have only one thought in their minds now: Damn, Wen Xu has nothing to do to eat Yiqing's tofu in the morning! You don't need to drink this courage, just throw a stick to Wen Xu, and he can go to Jingyanggang to kill the tiger.
"The thing is like this, I woke up hungry in the morning and went to Guoya to find something to eat..." Zhuo Yiqing stretched out her hand to cover her stomach as if she was hungry, and then began to tell her story.
A whole set of stories has faithfully restored the truth of the whole incident. Zhuo Yiqing spoke very objectively, even posing in any pose at the door, and faithfully restored her own posture at that moment, when Zhuo Yiqing Qing stood at the door, stretched her waist like this, and the other three immediately nodded and covered their mouths, knowing why Wen Xu had to stare at her, the whole woman's Miao Man's figure was revealed, the person who didn't want to look at it was not a gentleman, but Is impotent!
In the end, because Zhuo Yiqing's words were too objective, Wen Xu didn't interrupt her!
During the whole process of Zhuo Yiqing's narration, Wen Xu's mouth was kept slightly open, and then the whole person was already in a state of almost fugue. There is only one thought constantly circling in my mind: No way! impossible! With her personality, this is definitely something she doesn't want people to know? !
This guy took the wrong medicine today! Or you wake up early in the morning and your mind is not clear! Wen Xu defined the current Zhuo Yiqing in her heart.
Waiting for Zhuo Yiqing to finish speaking, Wen Xu immediately spread out her hands and pretended to be innocent: "Do you think it's all my fault? To be honest, I really didn't see anything, let's go to the beach Swimming, I see more of you when you change into your swimsuits, so why make such a fuss, everyone agrees!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for others to speak, Wen Xu stood up from the bench, clapped her hands and said, "Okay, the truth of the matter has been revealed, everyone should do what they want!"
Just as she was about to leave, Wen Xu found four hands clutching her arms, and then pushed herself back on the bench.
Zhou Qian put her hand on Wen Xu's shoulder: "Chef Wen, the man dares to act boldly! You have to bravely admit that you ate Yiqing's tofu. Eat it and eat it, man!"
"I didn't look at it on purpose!" Wen Xu said.
Yang Han reached out and stroked the back of Wen Xu's head, but Wen Xu avoided him.
"Men don't touch their heads, and women don't touch their feet!" Wen Xu disliked this tactic.
"Let's not talk about touching the head and feet!" Yang Han was very proud, as if he was treating a little rabbit that fell into his cage: "Don't care if it's intentional, anyway, you have to admit it after seeing it."
At this time, Wen Xu could tell that these people were directly in the same group, and he still expected them to uphold justice. I have to say that now I am also in a hurry to go to the doctor, too-sample-too-naive! There is also a problem with the brain!
"Let's talk!" Wen Xu took it easy when he figured it out. After sitting down, he looked at the four of them and said, "If the conditions are right, we'll wipe this matter away. If it's not, we're fine." It’s easy to say, if you want money, you don’t have to die!"
"Hey, you're still playing a rogue, right?" Zhuo Yiqing said, "The eyeballs are about to pop out! Now I don't want to admit it"
"Don't say anything, everything you say is false, let's make a condition!" said the old god Wen Xu.
"I have three conditions!" Zhuo Yiqing was so happy that she almost jumped three feet high when she heard it, pointed at Wen Xu with three slender and white fingers, and said proudly, shaking in front of Wen Xu.
"No, there's only one!" Wen Xu raised a finger.
"Three!"
"one!"
"Three!"
"One and it's not too much, why don't we go to the police, I should have been sentenced to a few years for a crime like this, and I've confessed." Wen Xu decided to let go and said, "Or I'll show you the piercing too." Look, this way none of us will lose!"
Zhuo Yiqing's face turned red in an instant, and she paused and said, "Bah! Who wants to look at you, you don't even have a muscle! Forget it, just one! But I didn't think about it now, wait until I think about it before I talk to you Say, don't lie to your debt!"
Wen Xu pondered for a while, and finally nodded.
Zhou Qian patted Wen Xu jokingly: "Chef Wen, if you want to watch it, be careful in the future, just hide and take a peek!"
"In the future? I declare that in the future, if anyone dares to dress like this in my house, or even go too far, I will be completely irresponsible for any accidents that happen to my life!" Wen Xu couldn't help but said again: "Be careful, I installed a camera in the bathroom at home !”.
"Ah!" The four who said this subconsciously covered their vitals.
Seeing that the joke was a bit too much, Wen Xu quickly waved her hand and said, "I'm joking!"
"If you dare to pretend, we dare to wash!" Zhou Qian and the others said without showing timidity.
"It's okay, it's okay, we're all like old hooligans, we all rest, those who should eat eat, those who should change clothes go change!"
"Okay! The matter is settled. Chef, go get crispy cucumbers." Qu Yinger happily sat on the stool next to the table, urging Wen Xu to mix crispy cucumbers.
Wen Xu walked to the basket, took a whole cucumber and handed it to Qu Yinger: "Here!"
"Don't shoot? How do you eat this?"
"You still know that you want to take pictures, but you didn't even speak for me. What kind of pictures are you taking? I think you are similar to taking pictures! If you have been marinating in the pot for two hours, you can just eat it, and you still want me to take pictures for you. Cucumber! I didn’t see anything, and I was blackmailed with a condition! When I was so angry, I wanted to shoot people!” Wen Xu sat down as he spoke, continued to pick up the goose eggs, rolled them in the wine and put them in Roll it in the salt plate and put it in the jar in front of you.
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