Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Chapter 212 Funny

"Heh!" Shi Shangwu looked at the phone in his hand, he was stunned for a long time before he let out a hum, and thought: This thing is really weird today!

Seeing Shi Shangwu's expression, a few sturdy men in military uniforms who paid for dinner with Shi Shangwu, someone asked in surprise: "What's the matter? What happened?"

"It's nothing, you eat first, I have a little thing here, I will leave early tonight, this meal is mine, you continue to eat, if it is not enough, you are welcome to add more!"

"Shangwu, what made you have to leave at dinner time? Is there a lover who is eager for you to moisturize?" The person next to Shi Shangwu laughed and joked. Please search (#...) to see the most complete! The fastest updated novel

"What little lover, a man who is big and three rough came to the provincial capital and unintentionally caused some small things, someone begged me, let me go and see if this kid suffers!" Shi Shangzhen turned around and put his He picked up the military uniform, flicked the dust off it, and said while buttoning it up while putting it on.

"I haven't said anything after talking for a long time!"

"It's not a big deal." Shi Shangwu said the matter concisely.

The person sitting next to him said: "Hey, what do I think it is? At most, please ask him to go to the bureau and ignore him. It will take him a day, and it is impossible to even stay overnight. What era is it now? The local How many officials dare to be as presumptuous as this? This is a provincial capital, not those small rural counties who guard an acre of land and think they are the emperor of the country! I think you are the same. You have read too many online novels. It’s not ashamed to be ashamed of some trivial matters and run to someone to escort them!”

"There is no way, this matter is not sent by ordinary people, I can't push it away!" After finishing speaking, Shi Shangwu held up the wine cup in front of him and said to the few people sitting: "Everyone, Shangwu is here to do it first to respect!"

After finishing speaking, he drank the wine in one gulp, drank three glasses in a row, then walked to the door, picked up the military cap hanging on the wall,

Walked out of the private room door.

"Regimental Commander!" As soon as Shi Shangwu went out, a soldier came up immediately.

"Go, drive the car, we won't be staying here today," Shi Shangwu said.

Xiao Bing didn't ask too many questions, he straightened up his chest and tucked in his stomach: "Yes!" Then he turned around on the spot and ran to drive

When Shi Shangwu came to the door, a military green warrior had already stopped at the door. Shi Shangwu opened the car door and got in, and then the warrior drove towards the city.

Wen Xu hung up the phone, drove the car out of the gate of the traffic police team, and then drove directly to the hotel where he booked.

When I arrived at the hotel, I stopped the car. When I got to the lobby, I saw that Shi Shangwu had already arrived.

Wen Xu walked forward quickly, and stretched out her hand to Shi Shangwu with a wry smile: "Brother Shangwu, I'm really sorry, I won't bother you if I say this, but..."

Shi Shangwu stretched out his hand to shake Wen Xu, and after looking at Wen Xu meaningfully, his eyes fell on Zhuo Yiqing who was following Wen Xu.

"Who is this?"

"My girlfriend, Zhuo Yiqing!" Wen Xu immediately pulled Zhuo Yiqing away, turned to her and said, "Hurry up, his name is Brother Shang Wu, he is Director Shi Shangzhen's elder brother!"

"Hi brother Shangwu! My name is Zhuo Yiqing, nice to meet you" Zhuo Yiqing immediately smiled at Shi Shangwu and bent slightly.

When Shi Shangwu heard Wen Xu introduce the girl next to him in this way, and he introduced it calmly, the smile on his face turned cold almost undetectably, and then returned to normal: "Hello, hello, Wen Xu, you are very lucky. Ah, to be able to chase such a beautiful girl!"

"Good luck, good luck!" Wen Xu said with a smile, "Let's go up, I've already opened a room for you and this little brother!"

Wen Xu heard that Shi Shangwu was coming, so he didn't think about how many people there were. Originally, he only opened a room for Shi Shangwu next to him, but now that he saw that there was another little soldier, he naturally had to add another room, which was not too bad. Money. Three rooms were opened directly, and the one for Xiaobing was opposite the door of his own room. In this way, the three rooms are together, with the doors next to each other and the doors facing each other.

After Shi Shangwu entered the room, he heard a knock on the door not long after, and when he opened the door, he saw his little orderly standing at the door.

"What's the matter?"

"Captain, should I watch at the door today, or should I pay attention to the movement in the aisle in the room?" After seeing Shi Shangwu, the orderly entered the topic directly, asking himself if he wanted to pay attention to whether there was anyone who was unfavorable to the two people at the opposite door today. What about the protection at the gate.

Shi Shangwu said with a smile: "You are so stupid! You stay at the door and the people who come and go are what you look like!"

"Okay, then I'll put a stool in the room and sit at the door to listen!"

Slap, before the little orderly could finish his sentence, Shi Shangwu gave him a brain crash: "Isn't there something wrong with you, you live in such a nice room, and sit on a stool by the door? Thank you for thinking it out, and honestly sleeping in your bed." Feel! We came here today just to pretend, there are so many crazy people in this world!"

The orderly glanced at the head of his family, and then he was stunned for a moment before he understood: "Oh, then I understand, I'm going to sleep first!"

"Wait, what do you think of that young man named Wen Xu?" Shi Shangwu immediately stopped Xiao Bing and asked.

The little orderly was asked by Shi Shangwu and didn't know how to answer, but seeing the chief looking at him like this, he thought about it for a while and said directly: "I think this person is good at first glance. , with a peaceful mind, and he doesn't have a hostile spirit like many people in society, or feel that he is great if he has a little money. He has a unique temperament, like that kind of unsettled water, but it is The kind that sees the bottom of the water!"

"If someone else offers you a luxurious room, you should speak well of him!"

Shi Shangwu also likes warmth, just like what Xiaobing said, there are too many violent people in this society, and there are too many annoying upstarts, and someone can cut off people's heads with a kitchen knife just because of a quarrel , and can chop two kitchen knives, just because they don’t let you join the queue, go to other people’s cars at high speed, and almost ruin the car, and put them in jail. These people are showing their violence Didn't you think about your family and your life when you were young?

Feeling refreshed and smooth for a while, don't you want to think about the price you and your family will have to pay?

Waving to his orderly, Shi Shangwu heard the sound of the door closing, sitting on the sofa thought for a while, and then dialed Shi Shangzhen's phone number.

"I said sister, doesn't this Wen family have a girlfriend?"

"Who says Wen Xu doesn't have a girlfriend anymore? I just want you to take care of him a little bit and don't let him suffer. After all, he is my villager." Here come the dumplings.

Shi Shangwu said: "The villagers under your command? You have so many villagers under your command, why haven't you ever cared about others? As a villager, why don't you let me come over and be his door god without eating?"

"I said brother, why is your mind always thinking in the wrong direction? I admit that he is a bit different, but I am not selfish. You don't know that he is a local rich man. The development of my Wenjia Village is still not good. Counting on him, if he is cheated this time, he thinks that our country is not good, and we make money in the country like other people, and then take the sums one by one to spend abroad, wouldn’t it be a big loss!  … ..."

Shi Shangzhen explained a lot of things, but Shi Shangwu didn't listen at all. Based on his instinctive understanding of this cousin, Shi Shangwu felt that it was impossible for his sister not to have a little affection for Wen Xu. !

Just relying on my sister's temperament, if I don't care, how can I let myself come and watch? Don't talk about your own background and status, just say that Shi Shangzhen calls someone here, let alone a deputy director, even the director has to retract his head into his shell. If you don't do such a simple thing, you will subconsciously If you let your elder brother come to watch the door for others, how can you hide the truth from yourself?

"I told you, I also think the surname Wen is good, but what I want to remind you is that you and this kid are unlikely. The two of you grew up in different environments and have different personalities. Even you Yes, what are you going to do with that part of the house?" Shi Shangwu said.

Shi Shangzhen covered his forehead when he heard it: "I said brother, you are thinking too much, you can do it, now you are almost catching up with my mother, and every time you come home, you will introduce me to the boy. Friend, it's not someone's Xiaoso, or that family's Xiaona, who is so annoying, why can't he go to Ansheng's and start his career first? I have no chance with Wen Xu, and I don't like his temper either. Like a little old man, he's going to die! Don't talk about it, I'm going to inspect my territory!"

After finishing speaking, Shi Shangzhen hung up the phone angrily.

Hearing the blind voice beeping in his ear, Shi Shangwu muttered to himself: "I have a bad temper, and it's hard to thank you!"

Shi Shangwu complained about his sister, while Zhuo Yiqing complained about Wen Xu.

"My dad said it's nothing. Let's present the facts openly and aboveboard. No one will do anything to us. Why are you here to find Brother Shi Shangzhen? We are accompanied by two men in military uniforms." Soldier, what does this look like!" Zhuo Yiqing said.

"I have nowhere to complain. Let me tell you that I just called her to ask her. She came from the province and knew more about the affairs of the province than we did. Who would have thought that she said that Shi Shangwu was in the provincial capital? , let him be with me here, it's safe, before I can refute, I hung up the phone on the other end." Wen Xu had an expression that really didn't have much to do with me.

Zhuo Yiqing thought for a while, walked in front of Wen Xu, stretched out her hands, pressed Wen Xu's cheeks with her palms, and then turned left and right several times.

This kind of action made Wen Xu very confused, and the expression on his whole face was that stupid.

"What are you doing? I'm dizzy from you shaking my head!" Wen Xu didn't know what kind of insanity Zhuo Yiqing had, but seeing her playing around with such a serious face, she thought she had discovered something new, so she opened her mouth and asked.

Zhuo Yiqing kept a straight face, turned serious and shook back and forth twice, then said: "I see how handsome you are, and the teacher's heart flutters so much, if something happens to you, I will send it to you immediately." A full-time colonel brother is here to escort!"

"Don't talk nonsense, okay?" Upon hearing this, Wen Xu immediately pushed Zhuo Yiqing's hand away: "You have to use a different occasion to joke!"

"Are you a woman or am I a woman? Do you understand women or do I understand them?" Zhuo Yiqing said while looking at Wen Xu with her arms folded.

"You are a woman, you must have understood. To be honest, I really don't know much about you women. Let me just talk about you. I think there is nothing we need here, and there is nothing lacking in life. Babies give birth quickly, bang bang bang bang five or six babies in a row, how lively they are running all over the yard..."

Zhuo Yiqing heard that five or six children ran all over the yard, and thinking of this scene, the hairs on her back stood on end.

"Okay, okay, why are you talking about this again? I'm telling you something serious! Shishang really likes you, and I will keep a distance from her in the future. If I find out that you are not clear, I will send you directly. Practice the book!"

While talking, Zhuo Yiqing aimed her eyes at Wen Xu's crotch, and at the same time stretched out her hands to make scissors non-stop, which made Wen Xu suddenly feel a cold in her crotch, and subconsciously squeezed it slightly.

"Shi Shang really likes me?" Wen Xu couldn't help but find it funny after repeating it to himself. After laughing for two seconds, he tilted his head carefully to realize it. When Xu Jingrong said that Zhuo Yiqing liked her, Wen Xu quickly I just realized it, and now when I think that Shi Shang really likes me, Wen Xu feels like someone is scratching the soles of my feet, it's so funny. Now Wen Xu felt that there was no such thing at all.

"Pfft! Hehehehe!"

Zhuo Yiqing asked with a silly smile on her face, "Why are you laughing, you look like a fool!"

"Shi Shang really likes me... Ha ha! Please let me have fun for a while!" Wen Xu really couldn't think about this scene.

The gentle performance made Zhuo Yiqing look at it with a straight face for a while, then involuntarily raised his head to look at the wall above his head, and murmured: "God, take this silly boy away!"

After arguing for a while, the two took a shower and went to bed. After a while, the two forgot about Shi Shang's real affairs, and then got bored with each other. After being exhausted, they hugged each other and fell asleep.

As things on the Internet continued to ferment, the phones of some people in the provincial capital kept ringing. When more and more people saw this undisguised video that made countless netizens angry, the quiet An undercurrent surged under the darkness of night.

Ding ding ding!

There was a rush of mobile phone ringing, and Chen Shangbing immediately turned over and sat up. Chen Shangbing didn't sleep well today, and he fell asleep in a daze until just now. When he heard the first ringtone of the phone, he immediately sat down like a conditioned reflex. stand up.

The voice on the other end of the phone was cold: "Look, you are great, the first one on Huaguo bbs is your mother-in-law!"

After speaking, the other end hung up the phone with a snap.

Chen Shangbing's whole body trembled slightly when he heard this, and while trembling, he opened the Huaguo bbs community with his mobile phone, and saw the headline ranked No. 1, his hands trembled even more.

After clicking on the post, clicking to play the video, Chen Shangbing's face became paler and turned into anger uncontrollably in the end.

With a snap, Chen Shangbing shattered the phone in his hand and yelled, "I'm fucking your grandma's bitch!"

After losing his anger, Chen Shangbing suddenly returned to the bench like a balloon that had been drained of air. He heard the voice of the old leader on the phone just now. Touching the bend of my leg, it was warm all the way to my calf!

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