Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Shi Shangzhen saw that Wen Xu Le was almost unable to straighten his waist, and immediately shouted at Wen Xu: "Come over and help me! Don't patronize Le."

"It's okay, this thing can only happen in this way. When I started playing this game when I was young, I don't know how many times I have turned it over. Also, Mom saw that they picked water chestnuts so well. If you don't believe me, go ask those sisters-in-law and nephews what they are doing." Yes, who hasn't choked on a few sips of water yet, don't worry, the weather is not cold now, when you get tired from playing later, just go to the car and change clothes!" Wen Xu said with a smile.

How could Hang Chen in the water think that his cousin was waiting for him here? Hearing what his cousin said, he thought it made sense, so he turned over the wooden barrel that was stuck in the water and dragged it to the shore. Warmly said: "Come again!"

Since there is still excitement to watch, how could Wen Xu not let her get her wish, and there is no danger to her life in such shallow water, so she helped the girl to hold the edge of the bucket and let her sit in it again.

This time the girl still didn't survive for three minutes, and once again she fell headlong, and she stood in the lake again with a piece of mud on her back.

Ha ha ha ha!

Now Wen Xu wasn't alone laughing, Shi Shangzhen and Shi Mama also covered their stomachs and laughed.

The ridicule of others aroused the fighting spirit of the girl, and she shouted: "Come again!"

Then dragged the barrel to the shore again!

After playing like this for about half an hour, Yatou was able to ensure that she sat still. Not only could she sit still, but sometimes she could even lean slightly, and Yatou could even out the crisis by controlling the movement of her center of gravity.

Now Hang Chen became a little interested in playing, sitting in the bucket and leaning forward for a while, then trying to save himself before the water reached the rim of the bucket.

At such an old age, Master just had fun watching it. She never thought about going down to play for real. She knows what she can and cannot do when she is old, so she didn't try to be brave. She just stood on the bank and watched Hang Chen sit down. Play around on the barrel.

But Shi Shangzhen had a childish innocence here, and turned his head to Wen Xu and asked, "Didn't you bring a bucket over here to teach me to play, but you have to hold it up, I don't want to Overboard!"

"No problem!" Wen Xu's side had already made preparations. Hearing what his daughter-in-law said, he immediately turned around and came to the side of the car, took a smaller wooden barrel from the roof of the car, and put it on the shore.

Shi Shangzhen was ready to try it, and when he saw Wen Xu turned back, he asked strangely, "What are you going to do?"

"I'll take another thing,

Make sure you don't fall into the water! "Wen Xu said and walked towards the car without looking back.

Shi Shangzhen and Shima were very curious to see what Wen Xu was taking, but when they saw Wen Xu took out a tire liner from the roof of the car, and directly took out the air pump to pump air over there I couldn't help but laughed.

Filling up an inner tube with enough air, Wen Xu carried it to the shore, first put the inner tube into the water, then put the wooden barrel in the center of the tire, and said to Shi Shangzhen, "Now you come up!"

Hang Chen came here from Wenxu carrying a big inner tube, and opened his eyes as big as a bull's eye. Even if she was stupid, she understood that her cousin was just entertaining herself in front of her, otherwise why didn't she put this thing in the first place? Take it out, if you sit on this thing, let alone flip it over, it is not easy to flip it over. The entire inner tube is the rear wheel inner tube of a large tractor, with a diameter of a few meters. Not to mention the quality of a woman.

"Brother! I hate you!"

Hang Chen hurriedly rowed his small wooden bucket over, stretched out the two small wooden oars he was holding, and splashed water on Wen Nu, who knew he was too excited, and flipped it over again in a flash, but this time the girl It should be because he fell too much, and he fell directly on the water. Although his appearance was a bit ugly, he did not fall headlong like before.

After getting up, the girl walked towards Wen Xu straight away, and started wrapping her arms around her legs, trying to throw Wen Xu into the water, and said while making a fuss, "I let you lie to me!"

"What did I lie to you? I did it for your own good. You see, every year many universities stage a show to see the sea. After you learn this method, I will give you this big wooden barrel. When the school opens, you can watch it." Sea mode, other students can only go to class by swimming, but you have a boat, a boat! This wooden barrel will be equivalent to a luxury yacht!" Wen Xu smiled and persuaded the girl hanging on her back.

Shi Shangzhen and Shima had been happily watching the excitement on the shore, and they were even happier when they heard Wen Xu's serious nonsense.

In the end, Wen Xu was so entangled by the girl that she couldn't help it, so she just sat down in the water, got covered in mud and stood up, similar to a girl, and this girl slipped off Wen Xu's back.

"How old are you, and you don't know how to be ashamed!" Wen Xu complained to Hang Chen while washing the mud on his body.

Hang Chen directly turned to Wen Xu: "You still have the face to say that you are not like a brother, you always take pleasure in cheating on a good sister like me!"

"You have to say this with your conscience. How did I treat you as a brother?" Wen Xu squatted in the water and began to shake his arms, trying to wash off all the mud stains on his clothes. Forget bickering with the girl.

Shi Shang really couldn't listen anymore, so he said directly: "Okay, okay, you are like two hedgehogs, you stick back and forth as soon as you meet each other, Wen Nu quickly help me up, and I will also help you up." Go pick some water chestnuts!"

"Okay!" Wen Xu shut her mouth immediately, ran to the shore swiftly, put her daughter-in-law on the bucket in her wet clothes, and then gave her two wooden spoon-shaped paddles for her to paddle.

Shi Shangzhen was not as talented as Hang Chen in doing this job, and after almost three minutes of paddling, he just spun around in place without leaving the shore a foot.

"You are quite weird!" Wen Xu hugged his arms for a while and didn't know how to describe his daughter-in-law. At this time, Wen Xu realized that Shi Shang's arms were really uncoordinated. Usually, the right hand exerted force faster and the left hand was slightly weaker. Slow, naturally it can only spin around in place.

Dongliang standing on the bank seemed to be a little bit disappointed that the hostess was spinning around on the spot, stood on the bank and pushed her head on it, and then saw Shi Shangzhen's bucket sliding towards the water.

"Dongliang, come and help!" Shi Shangzhen immediately became happy when he saw it.

Hearing Shi Shangzhen call him Dongliang, he immediately jumped into the water, put his head behind Shi Shangzhen's keg, and began to perform dog planing, acting as a dog-powered propeller for the hostess.

Dongliang is tall enough, and he is good at swimming. Although the dog planer has always been criticized by others, Dongliang does a good job. It can be said that wherever Shi Shang really points, Dongliang can push her almost there. That's it. Shi Shangzhen caught two or three catties of red water chestnuts in half an hour, and he still picked the special red ones, or picked more.

Now Hang Chen was a little stupid, sitting in the bucket and staring at Dong Liang eagerly, and then shouted: "Dong Liang, come and give me a push!"

Dongliang is also an honest dog. Hearing Hang Chen's barking, he immediately swam over again, and stretched out his head to hit Hang Chen's bucket. How could Hang Chen's bucket hold it up like this? There is no circle around the bucket. The inner tube was full of air, so when Dongliang pushed hard, Hang Chen immediately fell into the water perfectly again.

This time, the place where I fell was a bit deep, and when I got up, my head was directly exposed, and the water was as deep as my shoulders.

"Stupid!" After Hang Chen said something, he dragged his bucket back to the shore.

When sitting in the bucket again, Hang Chen called Dongliang again, but Dongliang didn't even want to talk to her anymore.

Wen Xu looked that the daughter-in-law was not in any danger, not to mention Hang Chen's side, he could swim, and Dong Liang was in the water, and he was also nearby, so he turned around and prepared to set up the barbecue stall.

After setting up the stall, Wen Xu took out the fishing rod, ready to catch some small fish, and then make a real grilled fish. The so-called grilled fish in restaurants in the city are fried in oil nests, and there are very few restaurants. It is really roasted with charcoal fire. There is only one reason, that is, charcoal fire is slow to roast, not as fast as fried. Of course, in terms of health, it must be roasted. Originally, fish is low-fat, and then oil So fried, immediately joined the ranks of junk food.

Fishing is naturally a little farther away. If you can't play in the water with others, and fish with yourself, is there any fish to catch? So, Wen Xu was about a hundred meters away from here, so he just sat down to make a window, set bait, and started fishing.

Wen Xu's fishing here is just for show, and in the end, he has to use the fish in his own space. Fishing in the wild is actually just for the tricks he came up with.

Just like that, it took Wen Xu nearly an hour to 'catch' three carp and herring weighing two to three kilograms, and just like that, he started to scale and remove the tendons, then cut from the belly upwards, and split them into connected pieces. The two pieces were clamped on the clip made of two pieces of iron nets, and then Wen Xu started to slowly grill the fish on a low fire, brushing the fish with oil while grilling, and some homemade roasting ingredients.

The fish is almost grilled. Wen Xu started to grill the meat skewers brought from home, and finally grilled vegetarian dishes. There was a large tray full of vegetables and meat, plus three spicy grilled fish. Today's meal is also delicious. It is rich.

Just as the four of them gathered around the plastic table and were about to eat, an unexpected guest appeared.

"Scum, why are you here?"

Hang Chen saw the scum, but he didn't reach out to touch it, because he didn't know where a lot of cockleburs were wrapped around his body. Friends who were stuck by this thing when they were young should have experienced it. In the stationery box, waiting for the little friend who prettyly put it in the hair of the female student in the front seat during class to automatically confess.

Anyway, as long as anyone who has played this game knows how difficult it is to stick to human hair, the most difficult thing is not human hair, but dog hair, just like the scum like now.

It's just that this guy hasn't felt it yet, and after going crazy for a while, he smells the fragrance and comes over, ready to have a meal.

"Is this full body called cocklebur?" Shi Shangzhen asked curiously, and when Wen Xu gave him a thumbs up, he knew that he had guessed right.

"How much has been done to this body, and where has it been drilled?" Hang Chen looked at the cocklebur on the scum's body with disgust, and felt that his intensive phobia was about to commit.

"How do I know, you ask it!" Wen Xu said.

The scum is probably hungry now, and he doesn't mind the cocklebur all over his body at all. He can't help looking at Hang Chen wagging his tail, because among the four people in this circle, Hang Chen has the closest relationship with him. good.

Hang Chen unloaded the head and tail of the fish on his side, and threw them on the ground. The scum immediately lay down and gnawed beautifully with his head tilted.

"Brother, you take it off, it's disgusting to hang on my body, I'm getting goosebumps almost." Hang Chen said while scratching his back.

Wen Xu said: "What can I do? Let it hang if it likes it. It's not like it hasn't hung it before. It's been hung once before, but not as much as this time. This time it got into the cocklebur pile?"

"You think!"

"Except for shearing!" Wen Xu said.

"Then you can cut it, how ugly it looks!" Hang Chen said with disgust.

Wen Xu asked back: "Do you think it will be honestly let you cut it?"

"Then what to do?

"Hang on! Anyway, he runs around all day, and the wind and rain will fall off one day, or it will rot on his body." Wen Xu said with a smile. With just two glances, Wen Xu felt that forbearance would be over.

The girl was very entangled in this matter, and she started picking cocklebur for the scum after eating, but this job was not done by someone like her. , and finally gave up.