"What kind of plane are these two people doing? inexplicable!" Su
Ming saw that his two heads did not turn back and walked in the opposite direction, and he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in this gourd, thinking about it, although the two of them usually didn't speak very reliably, they were still trustworthy in doing things, so they no longer paid attention to it, and concentrated on shopping around Happy City
After all, Su Ming had a feeling that there would be fewer and fewer days like this.
"Lin Yanran's matter will be put aside first, this good girl ........"
Thinking of this, Su Ming couldn't help but sigh, and his mood became heavy from the bottom of his heart, Lin Yanran is very good, it's just that Su Ming in this life no longer wants to be an affectionate and dedicated man, it's ridiculous to say, in this era when affection is scorned as licking a dog and abuse is regarded as "grandmaster", who wants to be Zhang Wuji!"
Let's be an ordinary friend for the rest of my life, although I, Su Ming, volunteer to be a scumbag, but I am not the kind of person who is hungry and does not choose to eat, there are three kinds of people who will definitely not touch it.
"First, a married woman will never touch it, otherwise he will think of Su Ming as someone? Is this like a saying?"
Su Ming set three iron laws for himself in his heart, the first of which is that anyone can do it, but it is absolutely impossible for a married man, Su Ming is a scumbag, but he can't gamble with his own life, in case he is unlucky one day and is caught raped in bed, this fun will be great
!" Second, being a minor is also a red line! After all, the lessons of the past are there........
"Minors are also absolutely not allowed to touch, this is definitely a exchange for three seconds of happiness in the second half of his life, so calculated, the blood mother loses
!" "Third, don't provoke a dedicated and affectionate woman!"
"In his previous life, he was a senior "licking dog" Su Ming, no one understands the pain of single-mindedness better than him, although the person concerned will not notice it, and even self-PUA, but Su Ming doesn't want this kind of thing to happen to him, on the one hand, it can be regarded as a kind of compensation for himself.
Su Ming touched his chin, thinking about these three precautions in his heart, and suddenly felt that his image had become brilliant and great again, as a member of the Blue Star male compatriots, he could be regarded as doing his best to reduce the divorce rate in Xia Guo, and the imbalance in the ratio of men to women!
..................................
"Hey, Fanzi, wouldn't it be good for you to say that we are like this, if Su Ming is pitted, he won't have to settle accounts with the two of us afterwards!" The
fat and abrupt Zhai Yuzhi followed behind Zhang Yifan, seeing that Zhang Yifan was walking faster and faster, he hurriedly said the worry in his heart, he was worried that if it didn't work out, it would be insincere to block Su Ming, who didn't know that Su Ming had just failed to confess, and at this juncture he matched a new acquaintance, isn't it even more nonsense!
"Don't worry, Xiao Zhizi, I have a sense of proportion, let's play with Su Ming for so long, others don't understand his temperament, don't you understand? Just that look in his eyes just now, I dare to guarantee that Su Ming definitely has ideas!"
After a pause, seeing that Zhai Yuzhi had no objections, Zhang Yifan continued: " In case, I mean in case even if two people don't have this meaning and can't become boyfriend and girlfriend, then it should be handed over to friends, multiple friends and multiple roads, besides, such a good-looking girl, the friends around you must be very good. Besides........
"Well, what? Go on" Zhai Yuzhi saw that what Zhang Yifan said seemed to have some truth, and he couldn't help nodding in agreement, and was ready to continue listening, but when he looked up, he found that he was looking at himself with a smile.
"Hurry up, don't be sloppy, continue, what's more!" Seeing that Zhang Yifan was still unmoved, laughing non-stop, Zhai Yuzhi also urged unceremoniously.
"Besides, when the time comes, ask my sister-in-law to introduce you to a girlfriend, this is not a beautiful thing, it is a sure thing!" Zhang Yifan looked at Zhai Yuzhi with a teasing expression.
"According to what you say, it sounds pretty good!" Seeing this, Zhai Yuzhi's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt a little impatient.
"Ahem, but, Comrade Xiaofan, for the sake of brother, we still have to correct some of your mistakes! How can our starting point be for our own sake? We are for Su Ming! For the sake of good brothers who no longer suffer the pain of falling out of love!"
After straightening out his thoughts, Zhai Yuzhi patted Zhang Yifan's shoulder in a matter-of-fact manner, signaling that as Su Ming's good brother, everything is for Su Ming's consideration, and others, such as their meals, learning Xi experience, talking about girlfriends, etc., are all secondary drops!
"Good boy, if nothing else, I'll just rush at you.......... I like it!" Zhang Yifan looked serious, but after hearing what his friend said, he couldn't hold back, and he couldn't stop laughing.
"Hurry up, the two of us have to quickly think of a way, how to take this girl to Brother Ming?"
"Fanzi, I usually count you with a lot of ghost ideas, you say, what should we do now."
Zhang Yifan's eyes rolled for a long time, as if he was thinking about what countermeasures, he was silent for a long time, Zhai Yuzhi didn't dare to urge him at a loss when he saw this, in case it was gone, this joke would be too big.
"Such a fat man, I just thought about it, that girl is practicing dance on the dance machine, right, then do you say that she is very interested in this aspect, in this case, can we use this as an excuse to match up and lead Su Ming!"
Hearing this, the two of them were silent for the time being, as if they were considering the feasibility of this plan.
"From the current point of view, this girl is indeed very interested in dancing, otherwise, she would not have come here to practice Xi not long after the college entrance examination, but how to convince her to believe that we are a problem" "
Besides, can Su Ming dance? The three of us have been together for so many years, if you want to say that Su Ming sings well, I believe it, but dancing, you can only hehe!"
After Zhai Yuzhi carefully analyzed the possible mistakes in this plan, he realized that from the perspective of feasibility, the probability of success is almost zero!
"How do you know if you don't try, besides, I seem to have vaguely heard the word Yanran from Su Ming's mouth just now, is it possible, what is this girl's name Yanran
?" "Is there any other way?" Zhai Yuzhi shook his head, feeling that Zhang Yifan's method was not very reliable, and that girl looked like Bing Xue was smart, she was not stupid at all, such an abrupt past, it would be good not to be regarded as a hooligan.
"Let's be a dead horse doctor, if it doesn't work, try it, just say that there is an old man who knows her, and I am embarrassed, so I want to get rid of us and invite her to go over to talk about it, so if you add her name, it should be eight or nine ten!".
There is really no good way for the two of them, after all, in the matter of chasing girls, the two brothers can be said to be difficult brothers, they are just a blank sheet of paper, inexperienceless, even worse than Su Ming, after all, no matter what, Su Ming is really perfect in catching the girl's preferences!
“..... It's done!" The
two brothers bowed their heads and "clinked glasses", and after drinking, they threw away the drink bottle in their hands, their eyes were firm, and they hooked their shoulders and backs, and they had a majestic and high-spirited posture of rushing to the battlefield!
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