Shenhao: Green Tea blames me for changing my heart after licking the dog inappropriately?

"Fuck you slut!" On

the streets of Shanghai, Yang Ming, who has always been excellent in character and learning, couldn't help but burst into foul language.

He failed the college entrance examination.

Just fifteen minutes ago, he learned that he had fallen off the list.

Yang Ming, who is the champion of Shanghai, in the first, second, third and fourth models, can only be described in four words as miserable, and even the three main lines are several points worse.

But this can't be blamed on him, the day before the college entrance examination, he jumped into the Huangpu River to save a girl who fell into the water.

Then, he had a high fever in a row.

Anyone with a high fever 39. It's impossible for a 5°C brain to get a good score.

Of course, just like this, the weak and humble Yang Ming will not be rude on the street.

The more important reason was a phone call he had with his girlfriend ten minutes ago in search of solace.

No, it's time to call it an ex-girlfriend at this moment

!"Hey!Who?"

...

"Oh, yes, but what does that have to do with me? I did well, you know, I'm happy now!"

"How can you do this? Yang Ming, listen to me, from this second in front of us, the two of us are completely over!"

"What was I like before? Do you think that I, Lu Yatong, really agreed to be with you because I liked you? You don't pee and take pictures, you ask for money and have no money, and you are full of rustic atmosphere, you are a farmer's son, and I am only worthy of farming in this life! Even if I, Lu Yatong, am blind, I may not be able to look at you!"

"You still want me to comfort you? Fool! I'll tell you the truth, I'm just looking for an excuse to let you help me with my homework every day! Originally, the old lady still wanted to sacrifice the hue, but how did you know that you idiot didn't even dare to touch your hands, hahahahaha... But then again, thanks to you, thank you, hillbilly!Goodbye, goodbye!" "

Bitch!" Yang Ming clenched his fists, his nails stabbed into the flesh, and blood slid down his fingers.

"Little brother, why are you scolding me?" A gentle voice suddenly came from behind Yang Ming, crisp and pleasant, like a tactful lark.

Yang Ming turned around sharply.

I saw a beautiful girl in a white Lolita lace dress standing in front of him.

She has a plain face, and her goose egg face is snow-white.

Knee-length black stockings, small leather shoes with round toes, and a small half of the thighs exposed on them are like tender lotus roots.

At the age of eighteen or nineteen, he looks cute and beautiful, like a porcelain doll, like an angel who fell from the sky to the mortal world.

She deflated her pink cherry mouth, as if she was a little wronged by being scolded, and a crystal clear teardrop on her lower eyelashes made people want to rush up and caress it.

"I'm sorry, I didn't scold you..." Yang Ming was a little stunned for a while.

Seeing Yang Ming's appearance clearly, the girl's starry eyes suddenly lit up.

"Brother Yang Ming, it's really you, I just felt like it, I didn't expect it to be you!" The girl threw herself into Yang Ming's arms, hugged his waist, and her head was pillow on Yang Ming's chest, arching and arching, like a restless kitten.

"I'm looking for you so hard, Brother Yang Ming~" The girl's tears fell down with a click, crying when she said she was crying, and the appearance of pear blossoms with rain made people feel distressed.

Yang

Ming's body froze there, he had never had such intimate contact with a girl.

Like that bitch said, he didn't even dare to touch his hands when they were together.

At this moment, Yang Ming was full of question marks.

He thought the girl was familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

"Brother Yang Ming, don't you remember me? More than half a month ago, you rescued me from the Huangpu River, you... You gave me mouth-to-mouth when you rescued me underwater, have you forgotten all this?"

"It turned out to be you!" Yang

Ming remembered, just to save her from losing school and falling out of love.

But if you think about it, you can't blame her entirely.

There are reasons for dropping out of school, but falling out of love is pure bitch.

"What are you looking for me for

?" Could it be that you are here to repay the favor?"

"Brother Yang Ming, can you... Can you be my boyfriend?" Lolita squirmed with her head down.

Yang Ming's mouth opened wide.

"Little brother, don't get me wrong, I only need one day, one day is fine, my parents forced me to go on a blind date with someone I don't like, I want you to help me deal with it~

" "How old are you, did you force you to go on a blind date after graduating from high school?"

Such a beautiful and lovely Lori girl, it would be nice if she could really be a girlfriend.

10,000 times better than Lu Yatong's slut.

"Don't you care, can you agree?" The little girl pulled Yang Ming's arm and shook it gently.

Yang Ming, a junior brother who has never even touched a girl's hand, can stand this: "Okay, okay, I'll promise to help you~

" "yes!" Lolita jumped three feet high: "I know that Brother Yang Ming is the best!mm

Fragrant.

The slightly cool touch, soft and soft, like a piece of marshmallow, is ecstatic.