Shenhao: Only Check In Once A Week

Time hurried like flowing water, and a week passed in a blink of an eye.

It was Saturday. Ye Tian took the pancake stall and went home very early, and turned on the TV for the first time.

There are two issues here that need to be explained separately.

The first question is why Ye Tian is so rich and still sells pancakes?

The answer is simple-because of love!

The second question is, why do you want to watch TV now that the Internet is so highly developed?

The answer is simpler: today is the premiere of "The First Season of Xtreme Girl Group". Under the joint hype of Fat Wei, Qin Yan, and Jiang Shengfeng, this file has the blessing of three top stars, Zi Qi, Ouyang Na, and Xiao Tian. The variety show has not been broadcast before it has been popular, and it has always ranked first in both the topic list and the hot list. Today will be the first time that the Tiannv team has submitted a report card to the audience.

"So nervous!"

Ye Tian is very excited. In the past week, he has participated in the recording of several shows. Although he did not appear on the camera, he gave a lot of suggestions that he would never dare to try in other variety shows. I hope these suggestions Will not be self-defeating.

Ding!

The phone rang.

I caught it and saw that it was Liu Ruyan. The content was very simple: "I was stopped at the gate of Emperor Bay."

"A Guang, go pick Mr. Liu." Ye Tian said casually.

"Yes!"

A Guang quickly went back and returned home with Liu Ruyan.

This female president, who has always occupied the top spot of Haijing’s beauty president list, greeted Ye father and Ye mother like a girl next door, "Hello uncle, good aunt, I’m Ye Tian’s friend, Liu Ruyan." , This is a gift I brought to the two elders."

"Oh, this girl is so handsome, come in quickly." Mother was very happy, and took Liu Ruyan's hand to the living room. Before Ye Tian could speak, she began a series of soul tortures: "How old is the girl this year? "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Where to work? Does the company pay five insurances and one housing fund?"...

Ye Tian laughed loudly, not happy.

Mom is so cute.

Liu Ruyan glared at him and answered the question honestly: "Auntie, I am 25 years old this year and have never had a boyfriend. I am now the president of Dafeng Group. I don't have five insurances and one housing fund."

"Oh! What kind of job is the CEO? It doesn't work without five insurances and one housing fund..."

In the eyes of my mom and dad generation, no matter what occupation you are, there is no security of life without the five social insurances and one housing fund. Only joining a state-owned enterprise as an employee holding an iron job is the best choice.

"Oh, fucking kid, don't you be ashamed, okay? You can't do anything without five insurances and one housing fund. You don't even look at what kind of car the girl is driving. , Walk with me." Dad pulled up his mother, the old couple went out, and gave Ye Tian a look, meaning: "This girl is really good! Son, come on!"

Ye Tian laughed for a long time, "Didn't you scare you? My parents want to hug their grandson and want to go crazy, and when they see a beautiful girl, they make a mess of mandarin ducks."

Liu Ruyan smiled sweetly, "Poor parents in the world are all the same. I came here to tell you that we won the battle between Gale and Huoyao. Huoyao Group retired, and the whole battle was ours. Cost 440 million."

Ye Tian hummed, "That's not bad, very powerful."

"The remaining 60 million will be transferred to the company account or to you."

In order to fight the Huoyao Group, Ye Tian invested a whole 500 million yuan to Liu Ruyan."Put it in the company."

Ye Tian said casually, looking at the time, "The show is about to begin."

"What program?"

Liu Ruyan is a little curious. She knows too many gods and heroes. Their daily lives are absolutely colorful, but they are definitely not compatible with TV shows. Participation is almost the same.

"Xtreme Girl Group, the show I invested in."

The voice just fell.

A large number of explosions and fleeing tidbits were exploded, and several face-to-face beautiful girls screamed and rushed out of the screen.

The host said in a straightforward manner: "Just tonight! The most expensive, hottest, hottest, warmest, and most brain-burning variety show in history is officially launched! Now there are members of our goddess group!-You Qin Xiaoyao Ning Xiaotong! Xu Weiwei! Zhao Shishi!"

"Hey, isn't this girl who was by your side that day..." Liu Ruyan looked at Xu Weiwei.

Ye Tian hummed, "Well, it's okay to stay by my side anyway, I'll send her to participate in a variety show. Why don't you worry, let's watch the meeting together?"

Liu Ruyan nodded, saying that he hadn't watched TV for several years.

No time, no mood.

As the program aired, four members of the Celestial Corps and four flying guests made their debut.

When Liu Ruyan saw the four of Ziqi, Xiao Tian, ​​Ouyang Na, and Wang Long, his face changed slightly. These are all first-rate domestic stars, especially Ziqi, the undisputed top-tier! Only one step away from the queen, the appearance fees of these stars alone cost more than 100 million yuan.

The host went straight to the theme: "Our Xtreme Women's Team will be divided into two teams to compete today, one is the Celestine Team! The other is the guest team! Okay, now let's invite the members of the two teams to start today's first game session..."

"It's no different from other variety shows. The start was very plain."

"Yes, except for Zi Qi, Xiao Tian, ​​Ouyang Na and Wang Long, those four female MCs, I don't know any of them..."

"Come for Ziqi!"

"Xiao Tian! I want to give you a monkey!"

"Brother Long is the first! Brother Long is the best!"

"Tumbling over this goddess group that looks like a vase!"

"..."

Just fifteen minutes after the show was aired, the Internet appeared to be a one-sided situation.

The number of people cheering for the guest team has reached several million, while the Tiannv team has only a few tens of thousands.

This is not surprising.

The four goddesses, apart from Qin Xiaoyao who is considered a 36-line coffee, Ning Xiaotong, Xu Weiwei, and Zhao Shishi are all outsiders, and no one knows them at all. It is pretty good to have tens of thousands of people support them.

Since it was the first time to record a variety show, the four goddesses were a little bit cautious, and they performed very well. Compared with Ziqi and the others, they are not even a little bit worse. As a result, there are not many shots, and more than 80% of the jokes are from Ziqi's group.

Finally, the first game session came to an end, and the first wave of small climaxes appeared.

The program group showed the car of the winning team!

There are four Porsches worth more than 3 million!

Red! Blue! black! White!

A total of four!

The friends in front of the TV were stunned in an instant.

"This show crew...has no humanity!"

"Shouldn't there be a strong break in an advertisement here?"

"Fuck! They are all even numbers? 6666!"

In the show.

The host said: "Since you are the victors, the four guests can set off first!"

Zi Qi: "Let's go first!"

Xiao Tian: "Bye bye!!"

The four guests drove away in a luxury car.

The host said: "The slogan of our extreme female team is: blood! Excitement! It is full of variables and reversals! Maybe the winner is the first second, the next second will become the loser! The failed female team! Now! There is a chance for revenge before you, do you want to accept this chance!?"

The four women looked at each other and exchanged in a low voice, Xu Weiwei said: "We accept the opportunity for revenge!"

Moderator: "Okay! Goddess team! Revenge mission open!"

"..."

Ten minutes later.

After the women's team went through hardships to complete the task of revenge that day, the real climax began!

At this time, the four of Ziqi had already drove on the highway.

suddenly!

The picture was cut into four panels, and an icy warning sound came from the Porsche car: "Attention! As the Heavenly Girl team completed the revenge mission and chose to destroy, your car will explode within 5 minutes! Please leave the vehicle quickly! The countdown begins now 4 points 59, 4 points 58, 4 points 57..."

Zi Qi: "Damn! Really? An explosion?"

Xiao Tian: "Don't make trouble! Where am I on the highway? Where can I park?"

Ouyang Na: "Hey... Director! Don't make such horrible jokes, okay?"

Wang Long: "Huh? An explosion? Are you scaring me?"

time flies.

Although the four guests knew that this was the program group deliberately frightening them, for the sake of the program's effect, they had to leave the vehicle one after another and get together to chat together, "It's good to be forced to get off the car, and to play an explosion. It's too bullshit."

"That's right, this is not a movie, even if it is a movie, how many people are willing to blow up a real car."

"What shall we do now?"

"There is no way, I have to brush my face and stop the car and rush to the mission point."

Zi Qi sighed and looked around.

But at this moment!

Just listen to four loud noises!

The four Porsches not far away turned into four big fireballs, billowing black smoke into the sky.

The powerful shock wave even made Zi Qi somersault.

The four guests stared at the four Porsches in amazement, with their mouths opening in an ‘O’ shape. This is not acting, but a panic from the heart!

"Play...play really?"

"Fuck!!!"

"groove!!!"

"Is there anything wrong! I'm here to participate in a variety show, not to kill you! The show crew, are you crazy? Are you fatal?"

Even crazier than the four guests are the friends who watch the show in front of the TV.

"I f*ck, I really exploded..."

"Four Porsches! The total price is more than 12 million! If you say it blows up, it blows up? Am I watching a movie?"

"Mom asked me why I should kneel and watch TV!"

"This show... has fans!"

"Too f*ck exciting!"

The Internet is noisy directly.

Liu Ruyan looked back from the screen in a daze, staring at Ye Tian beside him, "Those cars..."

"Well, it really exploded." Ye Tian nodded vigorously, "It's so cool."

He bought these cars at the auto show a week ago. He wanted to give them away. Seeing that the show crew lacked props, he simply gave them...

Of course, although Ye Tian came out of this idea, the real implementers were Jiang Shengfeng, Pang Wei and Qin Yan.

The show continues.

As soon as the screen turned, four goddesses were sitting on a farm tractor, singing and dancing to the mission area, which formed a sharp contrast with the embarrassment of the four Ziqi.

The footage in just a few minutes brought nearly 1 million support to the goddess!

Xu Weiwei raised her fist: "We must win!"

You Qin Xiaoyao said: "Yes, for my brother! Must win!"

Ning Xiaotong: "Give your heart to your brother!!"

Zhao Shishi: "I'm hungry..."

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