Shinigami: The Invincible Slacker Since Rukongai

Uehara Shiraha was satisfied with the current speed of becoming stronger.

And he could complete another special mission soon. The situation was good and worth looking forward to.

At this moment, Uehara Shiraha said without looking back: "Are you so afraid of me? I don't bite people!"

Shihouin Yoruichi walked out of the dark and looked at Uehara Shiraha with a depressed look: "How did you find me?"

The Xing Army and the Secret Mobile Team are best at assassination and infiltration, and these two forces are almost equivalent to the private armed forces of the Shihouin family.

Therefore, Shihouin Yoruichi has been working hard on lurking, assassination, and Shunpo since she was a child.

However, she couldn't even get close to the opponent after practicing the skills for so many years, which really hit her a bit.

Uehara Shiraha turned around and looked at Shihouin Yoruichi through the only hole in the mask.

This time, Shihouin Yoruichi changed into a purple top and black tights, which set off his almost perfect figure to the fullest.

This dress doesn't look like a fight at first glance.

He shrugged and answered Yoruichi's question: "Have you heard of 'Scent of a Woman'?"

At this time, looking at the yellow spiral mask on Uehara Shiraha's face, Shihouin Yoruichi was a little puzzled:

"Why did you suddenly wear a mask? Your eyes are covered. Can you see?"

"It's just to avoid seeing. Last time I saw something I shouldn't have seen, it was a bit eye-irritating." Uehara Shiraha's face under the mask was very serious.

"I'm really sorry." Shihouin Yoruichi habitually clenched his fist and then released it, and continued to test: "Is your mask also a divine weapon from heaven?"

"Yes, it's a very powerful divine weapon, and there is a story behind it.

This mask comes from a dog who has suffered from "hereditary mental red eye disease" since he was a child, but he is cheerful and helpful. He usually helps old ladies cross the road when he has nothing to do.

Until he saw his beloved woman die in front of him, he froze his heart and looked around in despair.

From then on, "I wear a clown mask on my head and I don't love anyone."

It is said that if you collect the mask of A Fei, Tom's piano, Viego's sword and Feiyangyang's horn, you can summon the king of dogs to fulfill any wish."

"The king of tengu?" Shihouin Yoruichi half-believed and half-doubted: "Fulfill any wish? It sounds unreliable."

Although what this guy said sounded like nonsense, he said it with a nose and eyes, and he told it in a leisurely manner, and it didn't sound like he was making it up.

Which of his words was true and which was false?

She really couldn't tell!

Uehara Shiraha took a few steps to the pirate flag, picked it up and unfolded it to Shihouin Yoruichi:

"Do you see this flag?"

"Yes, then what!" Shihouin Yoruichi's expression was calm.

"Give me money!"

"I'm on the run, I don't have money!"

"Then use a magic weapon as collateral. It doesn't have to be a good one, just [Sōkyoku] of that grade will do!"

Shihouin Yoruichi laughed angrily: "You think [Sōkyoku] is a cabbage, not to mention that I'm no longer the head of the family, even if I were the head of the family, I couldn't take out that kind of magic weapon."

"Then I'll take a loss, just any magic weapon will do." Uehara Shiraha said while throwing up and catching the pirate flag in his hand.

Shihouin Yoruichi's heart moved, and he chuckled:

"With your strength, you don't need the help of a magic weapon, right? After all, your Zanpakutō ability is a space-based one."

Uehara Shiraha heard that Shihouin Yoruichi was testing his bottom line.

However, he ignored her and threw the pirate flag in his hand, making it land firmly on the ground, then smiled evilly:

"You also know that with my ability, I can freely enter and exit the Shihouin family's mansion, right?

Since the sister refuses to give in, the brother can also do it.

Miss Yoruichi, you don't want your lovely Oudoudou to become my shape, right?"

"You are a beast!" Shihouin Yoruichi almost cursed out loud.

The reason why she frequently went in and out of Seireitei recently was to arrange family affairs, especially to protect her brother Yushiro.

Otherwise, it would be difficult to arrange when people left and the tea was cold.

Unexpectedly, before she had figured out the bottom of this "Ōtsutsuki Naruto", he pointed out her weakness.

The key is that Shihouin Yoruichi knows that this "Ōtsutsuki Naruto" is really capable of threatening Yushiro.

This guy is more mysterious than Aizen and more shameless than Aizen.

What sin did Seireitei commit to produce such a pair of "Crouching Dragon and Phoenix"?

Helplessly, Shihouin Yoruichi suggested: "Cooperate! As long as you join forces with us to deal with Aizen, you can get what you want."

"Cooperate!" Uehara Shiraha touched his chin, pondered for a moment, and asked in a very serious tone:

"I want the things, but I don't want to cooperate. What do you think I should do?"

"You should die!" Shihouin Yoruichi almost exploded, it was too annoying.

Uehara Shiraha smiled lightly: "I'm anxious, I'm anxious, you're anxious."

Shihouin Yoruichi threw a punch, but of course it missed.

Looking at the phantom-like "Ōtsutsuki Naruto", she finally calmed down and asked in confusion:

"Why don't you cooperate with us?

This is good for both of us.

With your ability, you won't be afraid of Aizen, right?"

"It's not a matter of fear or not." Uehara Shiraha said in a matter-of-fact tone: "Of course I will stand on the side of the winner!"

Shihouin Yoruichi said confidently:

"Aizen is just a villain hiding in the dark, he can't fool everyone, and we will be able to return to Seireitei soon."

Now she really thinks so.

Uehara Shiraha almost laughed out loud, and mercilessly mocked:

"What did you rely on to come back?

'Will of Fire', 'Will of D', 'Dark Will' or 'Golden Spirit'?

You still don't understand why you lost.

You and Aizen are not playing the same game at all.

You are playing hide-and-seek, while he is playing a real-life version of Werewolf.

I didn't "knife" you all, just because the timing was wrong.

That is, he doesn't think highly of Seireitei's little piece of land.

Otherwise, you all have to kneel down and call him 'Captain Aizen'."

Uehara Shiraha does not underestimate the power of "bonds" and "protection".

But in reality, those who wear shoes are afraid of those who are barefoot, and those who are pointed at by guns are generally honest people.

Shihouin Yoruichi was not discouraged:

"What is fake is fake. One day, everything will be revealed and he will show his flaws."

Uehara Shiraha chuckled:

"As a member of the Five Nobles, don't you know?

Our world is a palace built of lies!

You Five Nobles and Soul Society are also built on lies.

So the truth is not important at all."

In fact, the Five Nobles who now claim to protect the Soul King are the culprits who "tore the Soul King apart" back then.

The so-called protection of the Soul King by the Zero Squad and the Five Nobles is actually "guarding the corpse of the Soul King."

This is the biggest secret of Soul Society, an absolute taboo.

Shihouin Yoruichi's pupils shrank, and he said in surprise: "You even know this, it seems that your Ōtsutsuki family is indeed one of the ancient families." After that, her eyes became cold: "So you want to stand on Aizen's side?" Facing Shihouin Yoruichi's sharp eyes, Uehara Shiraha shook her head and said in a relaxed tone: "Not really. I mean that your ideological height and overall view are not in the same dimension as Aizen. You need a leader to preside over the overall situation."