Shocked! My group members are actually
Chapter 1
Tap, tap, in the dim room with a hint of spicy snacks, the sound of keyboards is accompanied by the sound of crickets in the woods of the community outside the window.
Jiang Feng turned on the fan, and the old fan was turning with a clang, looking at the screen in front of him with some frustration.
At this moment, a chat box was his target, and this target was the avatar of a beautiful young lady, who was also the editor of him, a novice author.
He used his original name and tapped lightly on the keyboard: Editor, what do you think of my new book?
In less than a few seconds, a beeping reminder sounded.
Sister Xin: Author Jiang Feng, do you have a reader group?
Jiang Feng: I don’t have one, it’s just being created.
Sister Xin: Then can you whimper?
Jiang Feng:...No...
Sister Xin: Then can you dress up as a woman?
Jiang Feng: ? ? ? ?
Sister Xin: How can you be an author these days if you don't know anything? The quality of the book is secondary. The key is that the author must know how to dress up as a woman. If you can do it, that's even better. Hey, if the book is not well written, you can use women's clothing to add points. This is already an unspoken rule.
Jiang Feng looked at the screen in front of him with a blank face. Is there so much requirement for being an author? I just want to make some pocket money, but I was stopped by the traffic police the first time I drove on the road.
It is impossible to dress up as a woman, and I will never dress up as a woman in my life. It is even more impossible to do it. What if I am asked out by those Desert Eagle netizens, I am afraid that my moral integrity will be lost.
Oh, college life is really bad.
Bah, college! Life is really bad, they clearly said it was very good.
Although Jiang Feng just entered college, he had too much time on weekdays, so he thought of becoming a novel author. Who would have thought that he would be hit as soon as he arrived.
Being busy makes people irritable, but it is even more boring when there is nothing to do.
Subconsciously, he clicked on a certain battle league game in the upper left corner, but it was empty. He then realized that he had just completely uninstalled the game after being cheated for 20 times.
Then?
He looked at the phone on the table with greasy stains. Hmm? It seems that a certain king had also been cheated for 10 times and uninstalled it.
How could he forget that he was cheated so badly that he suddenly decided to become an author on a certain novel website?
"What should I do? How about reading some novels? Damn! This idiot author actually asked for leave. This is the umpteenth time this month. He even asked for maternity leave! He must have owed hundreds of chapters! It turns out that these idiot authors can’t be trusted!"Jiang Feng suddenly slapped his head. No! After a calm analysis, it seemed that he was going to be an author too.
It should be these black sheep or something!
But think about it, maternity leave is not incomprehensible.
That's it!
Jiang Feng secretly forgave this dog author for his lack of chapters, but he didn't plan to let him go. Of course, he had to go to the other party's"base" and scold him a few times. Just when he was about to click on a collection website, the sound of beeping messages rang again.
Sister Xin: So you should create a group first, so that you can summon book friends to vote from time to time. Sometimes you will cry when you owe more, or you will dress up as a woman to get by.
Jiang Feng hesitated a little and tapped the keyboard silently with both hands: Sister Xin, editor-in-chief, why do you look so experienced?
Sister Xin: I am a woman.
Jiang Feng: I am a man.
Sister Xin: Crazy hint.
Jiang Feng: My express has arrived, I will go to get it first.
After speaking, Jiang Feng clicked on the invisible state at the speed of being single for eighteen years, and sighed in his heart that he is indeed worthy of being an editor-in-chief.
It seems that from You have to exercise a lot. Well, it is not to exercise women's clothing, but to exercise the quality of the body.
Those who are slow to explore.
Two thousand people open? It ’s okay.
I just clicked on five hundred people.
The page suddenly jumped out: Welcome to use the new version of the ship.
My computer is actually infected with a virus.
This shouldn't be the case!
I've been shouting at you for so long, but it's fine if I don't upgrade my equipment to level 15.
Now, even creating a group can cause a virus.
It's poisonous, right?" Uninstall?!
No, no, I want to be a woman who can dress up, ugh!
I want to be a great writer.
How can I play if I delete this? Now, Jiang Feng can only look at the box and dare not click it.
If it is a virus, it will be over if I click it.
Everything should wait for a certain egg to finish the virus removal.
The expected antivirus software did not take effect.
Instead, another small box popped up: XX antivirus software has been successfully uninstalled.
Welcome to the latest version.
Me!!!!!!
Jiang Feng was stunned.
This antivirus software that claimed that it could not be uninstalled was uninstalled by himself? It's just a virus removal.
Why do you want to give up on yourself? Even before you give up on yourself, at least help me delete the virus from the Macau casino where I went online!
He was confused and really didn't understand why.
Could it be that even antivirus software looks down on the poor these days?
"As expected, I don't have money to even use antivirus software."Jiang Feng didn't know how to complain about all this.
The problem is, this new version of the ship is still on it, how can I get rid of it?
Even the sticky antivirus software was killed, he didn't think other software could kill the other party.
OK!
I can't shut down the computer, anyway, there is no top-secret file in it, a certain account ghost swordsman has a garbage outfit, gold coins are less than 10,000, and it can be stolen at will.
In this case, Jiang Feng can only find a computer guy to help solve it tomorrow.
Jiang Feng didn't dare to mess around with the poisoning situation, and directly stepped on the power switch below.
World peace...that's impossible.
The computer is still on, and the new version of the ship is still very eye-catching in front of him.
"Is this switch broken? I am so unlucky that I choked on water."Jiang Feng unplugged the power supply, and everything was fine.
However, the screen was still on.
He looked at the unplugged power supply, and then at the lit screen. He shuddered all over and jumped back.
Supernatural events, his mind went blank for a moment.
The lit new version of the ship suddenly lit up again, and a small screen of automatic download appeared. After just a few seconds, the words"successful download" appeared.
As the download was successful, the screen slowly went black.
Could it be that the computer has a built-in storage power supply? Jiang Feng cursed this second-hand host that he had taken out of the mine. This was simply terrifying. He jumped, luckily it was not a supernatural event.
Thinking of this, he plugged in the power and turned on the computer skillfully. Even so, he wanted to figure out what happened to the virus and almost scared himself.
After turning on the computer, he logged into the chat software skillfully.
Familiar pictures, familiar 2D girl avatars, well, everything was normal, even the few dollars in the wallet were intact.
But the only difference is that all friends are gone.
Oh right!
That group!
He clicked it open hastily, only to see a group standing there alone.
And the name is: Shock! My group members are actually
What's going on?
Click, huh? I'm actually the group owner! There's nothing below and I can't see anyone else.
This hacker spent so much effort to create such a thing for himself? And then deleted all my friends? He must have lost his mind.
No, I'll just eat some spicy strips to calm myself down. Jiang Feng picked up a spicy strip on the table and started eating.
This... how is this possible...
The spiciness of this spicy strip goes deep into my stomach, as if a person is sailing in the sea on a small sailboat, the exhilarating feeling is really great.
Damn, why are the corners of my eyes a little wet? The slight spiciness calms my frightened heart.
This is the meaning of life.
"Ah, my composition got full marks again today. Am I born to be a writer?" Jiang Feng looked at the spicy noodles in his hand and sighed. It seems that he has to add those friends again.
But just as the thought came to his mind, a beeping sound came from the computer.
"Hmm? How come someone added me as a friend? Did the friends who were deleted notice something unusual and added me as a friend again?"
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