"Everything in the world is impermanent, and the large intestine wraps around the small intestine."

"Brother Xu, what is the grudge between you and your brother that you have to send him away?"

"Potato chips, fat and water are ready. Sit back and wait to hear the story."

"What a family that loves each other."

Friends who watched yesterday's live broadcast have vaguely summarized some experiences.

Once Chen Yu started to say nothing.

Coupled with that expression that looks like a smile but not a smile, not only will there be something to eat.

And the fun will continue.

Netizens who followed from Brother Xu’s live broadcast room.

I often listen to his tips for saving money.

Go to high-end residential areas and hang out around garbage dumps near apartments where there are many young people.

There is a high probability.

I picked up 70% to 80% new furniture, clothes, and shoes.

For toiletries, go to major toiletries websites and complete prize-winning questionnaires to get them.

Don’t do laundry unless necessary.

When you go to a public bath, take your dirty clothes with you to wash them together.

Beyond that, there’s another way to save money on your water bill.

The whole family eats in a pot.

There are too many to list above.

Fans sighed more than once.

It is definitely a miracle that Brother Xu’s family of four can survive to this day in good health.

Now I heard that Brother Xu almost sent the whole family away.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached its first climax.

"When you were ten years old, your mother gave you fifty cents and asked you to go to the store and buy a bag of salt."

"Passing by the trash can downstairs, you see a transparent plastic bag containing a small half bag of white powder."

"I mistook the washing powder inside for table salt, took it home and poured it directly into the salt shaker."

"The whole family was poisoned. Fortunately, they were sent to the hospital in time so their lives were not in danger."

"Since your brother is the youngest, he will recover the slowest."

"In order to supplement his nutrition, you go to the fruit shop and plan to buy some fruits."

"I picked up a sugar cane with a red heart thrown away by my boss, and sent your brother to the emergency room again."

Chen Yu is like a party involved.

Tell the whole thing in detail.

"Good boy, Brother Xu is so crazy about saving money that he can't tell the difference between washing powder and table salt."

"Popular science knowledge, the red heart represents the spoilage of sugarcane, and spoilage of sugarcane contains a large amount of neurotoxins."

"The sugarcane of Qingming is better than the snake."

"Brother Xu, what does the washing powder smell like?"

"You dare to eat things picked up from the garbage dump. Brother Xu is so anxious to send the whole family away?"

"If I were Brother Xu, I would definitely shout that it's good to be alive."

For water friends who don’t know Brother Xu, one word suddenly appeared in their minds.

The devil is startling.

"I thought I could save a penny, but I didn't expect that a whole family would be hospitalized."

"I took a taste of that bag of washing powder and it did taste a bit salty."

"So I thought it was table salt that had been thrown away."

Brother Xu blushed as red as a monkey's butt.

But in order to save money, he trained his face to be invulnerable.

Thinking of that incident, I still can't help but feel hot.

Chen Yu said with a smile: "On the road of saving money, you made a lot of jokes, but you never changed your original intention."

"Under your unified management, your family's living expenses will be strictly controlled at a few hundred yuan per month."

"Your parents and younger brother had quite a lot of complaints against you, but as you bought two second-hand houses within ten years, their complaints disappeared."

"A few years ago, you entered the live streaming industry."

"Relying on various money-saving tips, I gained millions of fans in half a year,"

"Last year, you bought two new houses and still have millions in savings."

Brother Xu was almost dumbfounded.

Chen Ran is a psychiatrist after all.

Or a private detective.

Why do you understand your own family’s affairs so well?

Whether it's a joke to save money.

Or how many houses will I buy later and how much savings do I have?

Brother Xu has never shared these contents with water friends.

"Other anchors use their teams to help create characters, but Brother Xu saves money to the bone. This is a real person design."

"Are anchors making so much money now? Buying a house and saving millions."

"I admit, I'm sore."

"The whole family lives on a few hundred yuan a month. They are all Ninja Turtles."

Seeing the sighs from the water friends, Brother Xu was quite proud.

"Brothers, if you want to buy a house, you are welcome to come to my live broadcast room."

"I have countless tips to save money, which will definitely allow you to buy a house with full payment within a few years."

Water friends call him a good guy.

At this time, don’t forget to advertise your live broadcast room.

It is estimated that after this live broadcast, Brother Xu can gain at least tens of thousands of fans.

Give away 3,000 yuan at the carnival in exchange for tens of thousands of fans.

Brother Xu's abacus beads are almost full of sparks.

Faced with Brother Xu who kept poaching the corners of his live broadcast room.

Chen Yu was neither angry nor said much.

Just like that, looking at him quietly.

After advertising seven or eight times in a row, Brother Xu finally stopped.

"Dr. Chen, I admit that you have some knowledge, and what you said is basically correct."

"But again, I'm not sick."

The expected goal was achieved, Brother Xu waved goodbye to the vast number of netizens in the live broadcast room.

Prepare to end the wheat streak.

Open his Brother Xu’s small class on saving money.

Chen Yu said: "Not only do you have a mental illness, but you will also soon develop a second mental illness."

As soon as these words came out, barrage came rolling in in the live broadcast room.

"Two blooms are wonderful."

"Dr. Chen, don't be so pretentious. What's wrong with Brother Xu? Tell us and let everyone... take care of it."

"Brother Xu is in danger."

"Sister Zhou and that Sakura, depression alone has made them miserable. Brother Xu has reached a new high."

"Brother Xu, listen to my advice and retreat quickly. Don't hesitate."

"Come here, drag this young man out."

Brother Xu smiled bitterly and said: "Since all the water friends have said so, Dr. Chen, then you can tell me which two mental illnesses I have."

For the anchors.

The sky is huge and the earth is big, water friends are the biggest.

Food and clothing parents are in high spirits.

Duanmai leaving at this time is equivalent to not giving face to the "parents".

The result is a lot of powder loss.

Even your own fans will switch to other anchors.

Chen Yu said calmly: "Next, the formal diagnosis and treatment will begin."

Brother Xu looked embarrassed when he heard the official diagnosis and treatment.

After spending 3,000 yuan to send the carnival, Brother Xu spent a whole night of psychological struggle.

Let him get 5,000 yuan for medical treatment.

to be honest.

It's not much better than cutting off a piece of his flesh.

"I've paid the five thousand yuan consultation fee. Doctor Chen, let's start the consultation."

A special effects barrage appeared in the live broadcast room.

Brother Xu's top brother came by air.

"Thank you so much for your love, Brother No. 1."

Brother Xu was overjoyed.

Thank you very much to the big brother on the list.

Chen Yu said with a faint smile: "This patient, your first mental illness is pathological self-control in emotional disorders."

"What disease is this?"

Brother Xu asked subconsciously.

"I'll explain it to you later."

Chen Yu brushed off Brother Xu's question.

Turning to his second mental illness.

Mania.

And it is the most dangerous type of mania, aggressive mania.

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