Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

"Just try it."

"If you can accurately tell me my personal experience, I will reward you with twenty carnival coins."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree. I have been rebellious since I was a child.

He said harsh words in his heart.

Vow to expose this scam.

"You were born into a wealthy family, and the most important thing you have been lacking since childhood is money."

Chen Yu said slowly: "And because..."

"That's it?"

Before Chen Yu could finish speaking, Qiu Yu looked disdainful under the cherry blossom tree.

"You dare to say that you didn't act as a double act, so you exposed your secret."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, he transformed into a schoolboy who was the god of death.

There are several big words written on the face.

there is only one truth.

You are a liar.

"I just promised that if you are right, I will reward you with twenty carnival coins."

"This sentence proves that I am not short of money."

"With a little analysis, anyone can guess that I was born into a wealthy family."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree sneered.

"666666, the primary school student god of death."

"Look, the bedroom behind him is magnificently decorated. He is 100% second-generation rich."

"Let's go, let's go. The anchor Shizui is a liar. The identification is complete."

In an instant, barrages were flying all over the sky.

Chen Yu smiled lightly.

"The thing you are most proud of in your life is the banner with the little hero written on it beside your bed, right?"

A faded red pennant hung above the bed.

There are five small characters written in the lower left corner.

Donated by a certain department.

"When you were in elementary school, you were kidnapped by two traffickers, a man and a woman, on your way home alone."

"You pretended to be stupid and made the two traffickers lose their guard against you."

"The next night, while the trafficker was sleeping, you escaped from the den and went to the relevant departments to report the crime."

"He also personally led the way and assisted the police in catching these two evil traffickers."

"And at that time, you were just a seven-year-old kid."

Every time Chen Yu said something, Waiting Rain under the cherry blossom tree looked shocked.

When you get to the back, your mouth opens wide.

He looked like he had seen a ghost.

How could Chen Yu know so much about what happened more than ten years ago?

"Is the anchor really a psychiatrist?"

"I feel more like an immortal."

"Dude, is everything he said true?"

"Why are you still asking? You didn't see his shocked look."

Some clever water friends have got the answer from the expressions of waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom trees.

"Master, you are truly amazing!!!"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree screamed and clicked the mouse quickly.

Continuous delivery of carnival.

For a time, the live broadcast room was filled with excitement.

The 3,000-person carnival brought Chen Yu more than just monetary benefits.

There are also a large number of new water friends who came in after hearing the news.

"This patient, please don't talk nonsense. I am not a master, I am a doctor."

"Please call me Dr. Chen."

Chen Yu changed the subject and his tone became playful.

"I have to say, your taste is very unique."

Seeing that the number of people in the anchor room was approaching the 100,000 mark, Chen Yu decided to make a "big melon".

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the live broadcast room thought.

Countless question marks emerged.

"The anchor is making excuses again."

"I like to eat spicy tofu puffs. It has a unique taste."

"Burn this heretic."

Different from the funny friends who post random comments.

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, my heart skipped a beat.

"Your parents are busy with business, which leads to your family spending less time together and more separation."

"As time goes by, you become extremely eager for family affection."

"As time goes by, the desire for family affection begins to affect your taste in choosing a mate."

"Unlike other young people, you have no interest in fair-skinned and beautiful girls with long legs."

"I only like young men over thirty years old...cough cough cough, big sister."

I glanced at the cherry blossom trees on the screen, waiting for the rain.

Chen Yu used another big move.

"Since adulthood, you have pursued a total of nine eldest sisters who are over thirty years old."

"Three of them are divorced single mothers with children."

As soon as these words came out, countless barrages popped up in the live broadcast room.

"Brother, your taste is really unique."

"Young people don't know how good my aunt is, and they mistake the girl for a treasure."

"A young man knows how good his aunt is, but it's a pity that my aunt thinks I'm old."

"The two people upstairs are truly role models for our generation."

"What's the difference between you and that thief Cao?"

"Auntie, I'm hungry. Let's eat."

"Is the spiritual world of the rich second generation so rich and colorful?"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, I wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

An immersive experience.

What does it mean to die on the spot?

"Dr. Chen, no, no, no, Zongzong Chen, please stop talking. If you keep talking, I won't have the shame to hang out on the platform in the future."

"Okay, okay, everyone, please stop joking. Now we are entering into consultation and relief."

Chen Yu promptly helped the cherry blossom tree wait for the rain to smooth things over.

"The consultation session? Am I really sick?"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, without realizing it, Chen Yu was completely carried away.

I heard that I need to consult myself.

Thinking that you have some kind of mental or psychological illness.

Chen Yu asked with a smile on his face: "You've been feeling depressed recently, right?"

"well."

Hearing this, I waited for the rain under the cherry blossom tree with a bitter look on my face.

"It's more than just depressing, it's just heart-breaking."

Without waiting for Chen Yu to say anything else, Waiting Rain took the initiative to start chatting under the cherry blossom tree.

He pursues a big sister like crazy.

But the other party's attitude towards him was always aloof.

Take the initiative to contact from time to time.

Sometimes very cold.

Didn't respond to messages and phone calls for several days.

"Isn't this a boiling sheep?"

"Be more confident upstairs and get rid of the feud."

"Why are you so unsympathetic? Don't you know how to care for small animals?"

"Brother, as a person who has been here, I have a few words for you. If you lick the dog well, you will beg for food early."

A large number of "senior dog lickers" have come forward to speak out.

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree said unconvinced: "I'm not a licker, she has feelings for me."

"When it was 520, she took the initiative to transfer 520 red envelopes to me."

"Once, I invited her to a shopping mall for dinner, and she only wanted a bowl of ramen."

Talking about every moment with my eldest sister, I couldn’t hide my happiness while waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree.

"How can a girl with such a good character become a scumbag?"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree to torture the soul.

After hearing what he said, Shuiyou changed his mind.

After all, in this day and age, few girls take the initiative to give out red envelopes and don’t choose high-end restaurants for meals.

"What, let me ask you two questions first?"

Chen Yu interrupted at this time.

"Okay, just ask."

"On May 20, how much did you transfer to her before she transferred 520 yuan to you?"

"Five hundred and twenty thousand."

Chen Yu asked again: "Invite her to the mall for dinner. In addition to a bowl of noodles, what else does she want from you after the meal?"

"A shopping mall shopping card worth 100,000 yuan."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree.

The fans in the live broadcast room were silent for a few seconds.

In an instant, barrages were flying all over the sky.

"Fuck!"

"I didn't expect this brain circuit."

"Brother, I will also transfer 520 to you. Can you transfer 520,000 to me?"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, he paid no attention to the barrage and looked at Chen Yu with a sad look on his face.

"Dr. Chen, can you help me analyze what she thinks?"

"Why have you been so cold and hot to me lately?"

Chen Yu did not answer, but asked: "Do you have a photo of her? Show me a look."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree without saying a word, he carefully took out a photo from his wallet.

Look clearly at the woman in the photo.

The live broadcast room with nearly 100,000 people suddenly howled like wolves.