Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 85: They are all thousand-year-old foxes, pretending to be a fairy tale

"Before you take action, don't you want to know why you fail so many times?"

Chen Yu said with a half-smile.

"who are you?"

A dense layer of sweat appeared on the forehead of the wretched boss.

I was extremely nervous.

Where did this person come from?

It sounds like every sentence has no meaning, but in fact, it all means something.

"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is..."

Chen Yu paused and said: "In the whole world, I am the only one who knows how to sacrifice to the five hells and turn the corpse into an immortal."

As soon as these words came out, the wretched boss took a deep breath.

This person really came here for this matter.

Chen Yu didn't seem to see the wretched boss' gradually panicked expression.

Keep talking on your own.

"Although you are a bad person from head to toe, I have to say that you are still very talented in your cultivation."

"When I was ten years old, I started robbing tombs with my family for a living. When I was thirteen years old, I picked up a broken practice book from a tomb."

"Relying on the incomplete cultivation method above, you have gained a proud ability."

"It's a pity that you are too greedy."

"I obviously have abilities that surpass ordinary people, but I still don't know how to be satisfied."

"There are dozens of incomplete ancient characters on the last page of the technique. It took you many years to read and understand them."

"After that, I will do it according to the law, hoping to turn the corpse into an immortal and achieve immortality."

Every time Chen Yu said something, the wretched boss' face became more nervous.

When we got to the back, the wretched boss was already sweating profusely.

"How do you know these contents?"

Chen Yu said it in too much detail.

It was so detailed that the wretched boss almost forgot about it.

Chen Yu smiled lightly and said: "Forgot to introduce myself, my name is Chen Yu, I am a psychiatrist."

"If you often go online, you should have heard my name."

"Are you that strange man Chen Yu?!"

The wretched boss was shocked again.

Although he doesn't watch the live broadcast, he is not unfamiliar with Chen Yu's name.

This place is close to the school, and he is doing student business.

From time to time, you can hear primary school students talking about an online anchor named Chen Yu.

It is said that this person is the reincarnation of a god, and there is nothing in the world that he does not know.

The wretched boss scoffed at this.

I guess it should be a certain Taoist sorcerer.

They pretend to be gods and ghosts, and use divination to deceive the ignorant people.

He never expected that Chen Yu would appear in front of him one day.

"I can't say he's a strange person, he's just an ordinary psychiatrist."

"Does a psychiatrist have a problem with seeing into other people's minds?"

Chen Yu asked rhetorically.

The wretched boss frowned a few times and said, "Fellow Taoist, you..."

"stop."

Chen Yu interrupted the wretched boss.

"I said, I am a psychiatrist, not a Taoist friend."

Chen Yu corrected.

The wretched boss calls MMP directly.

Is this person sick?

While talking about the secrets of Taoism, he told others that he was a psychiatrist, not a Taoist warlock.

There's something wrong with your brain!

They are all thousand-year-old foxes, pretending to be a fairy tale.

"Dr. Chen, what do you want to do when you come to me?"

The wretched boss asked the biggest puzzle in his heart.

If the other party is looking for trouble, you should take action as soon as you meet.

It is impossible to say so many words.

Instead of taking action, he revealed his secret past.

I guess I'm asking for something.

"Of course I'm here to see you."

Chen Yu told the wretched boss in a matter-of-fact tone.

As a doctor, you should have a compassionate heart.

Seeing that the wretched boss is seriously ill, he naturally wants to come and help.

Hearing this, the wretched boss was completely speechless.

If it weren't for what he said before.

He assured that Chen Yu had turned into a corpse.

"The cause of your illness comes from the last few dozen words of that exercise book."

"And the condition that completely became uncontrollable came from another ancient tomb."

Chen Yu is like a roundworm in the stomach of a wretched boss.

Tell him what he has experienced in his life, word for word.

Dozens of broken ancient texts written on the last page of the exercise roughly describe how practitioners can surpass themselves and achieve enlightenment and become immortals.

Due to the incompleteness of many texts, the wretched boss was always at a loss as to what to do.

After thinking about it, he had an idea.

Continue to rob the tomb.

Specializes in robbing the tombs of those who practice Buddhism.

Maybe you can find some relevant records there.

His hard work paid off, and he stole more than a dozen tombs of cultivators.

He saw several murals.

The scene painted above coincides with what is recorded in the exercise.

The pictures and texts are complete, and the wretched boss thinks that everything is ready.

A series of killings began.

The wretched boss said in a deep tone: "Dr. Chen really knows the reason for my repeated failures."

"certainly."

Chen Yu smiled.

"There are many records in Xuanmen about corpses being transformed into immortals. You have no doubt about this."

The so-called corpse is transformed into an immortal, which refers to practicing to a certain level.

Those who practice cultivation will have perfect merits and soar in the sky.

And want to achieve this.

People who practice Taoism need to cultivate their own essence and spirit.

At the same time, do more good deeds and accumulate merit.

Finally reach the state of unity between man and nature.

The wretched boss nodded.

Chen Yu is right.

It's easy to say, but looking at ancient and modern times, there are a few people who can do it.

In ancient times when spiritual energy was still abundant, there were only a handful of seniors who could ascend in the daytime and turn their corpses into immortals.

In modern times, spiritual energy is becoming increasingly thin.

Even if you do good deeds for a lifetime and spend your whole life practicing kung fu.

In the end, it was nothing more than a pile of withered bones, and the body dissipated between heaven and earth.

The wretched boss is unwilling to be annihilated like this.

He wants to become an immortal, and even more, he wants to achieve immortality!

"You followed the instructions and found five mandrills that have committed many evil deeds."

"Then, you brutally kill them according to the records on the murals and the way the five hells punish evildoers."

"After completing these, you put them into the pit according to the description of the last mural, and open the altar to break the hell."

"Trying to send five mandrills to hell to obtain the skills to ascend."

"Unexpectedly, after you have done all this, instead of gaining any merit, you are instead haunted by these five evil spirits."

"It took a lot of effort to defeat the five evil spirits."

Chen Yu looked at the wretched boss whose face changed color.

The wretched boss looked at him without blinking.

It was as if he was fascinated by it.

"You firmly believe that you are not wrong. There must be a problem in some step."

"For this reason, you keep looking for evildoers and keep killing them."

"Over the years, you have killed hundreds of mandrills."

"The so-called experiments all ended in failure."

"Do you know why you can't succeed?"

Chen Yu asked.

"Why?"

The wretched boss said with an urgent expression.

"Because you are sick."

Chen Yu said seriously.

The wretched boss was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

"I'm not kidding you. Your failure is directly related to your illness."

Chen Yu said calmly: "You have serious hypochondriasis."