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Chapter 117: The first chapter of "Xianxiu Discipline"
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This world is a bit different from what you know.
The East is a fairy and the West claims to be magic.
There are many things that are difficult to explain in science.
Of course, the immortal technique in it is only the deepest consciousness of the human subconscious.
After hundreds of years of scientific intervention, the products that these sciences cannot explain have been analyzed and understood.
Cultivation of immortals can only make humans stronger, but immortality is still impossible.
Xiu Xian is divided into the foundation, Kaiguang, Jindan, Yuanying, Chuqiao, distraction, fit, Dongxu, Mahayana, and robbery.
It sounds very mysterious, isn't it, but actually. . .
From birth to school, a kindergarten begins to count spiritual roots.
The first and second grades are the foundation.
The third and fourth grades are the opening.
The fifth and sixth grades are Jindan.
This is the end of elementary school, and elementary school culture has become a monk of Jindan.
The first day is Yuanying.
The second day is the trick.
The third day is distraction.
Nine-year compulsory education comes to an end, and distractions can only be regarded as illiterate.
Technical secondary schools and high school students are called pseudofits and true fits, but they are collectively called fits.
Colleges and undergraduates are called false insights and true insights, but they are collectively called insights.
Master's degree is Mahayana.
Doctors and post-doctors are also referred to as cross-robberies and post-crops.
When you get to the robbery, you have learned everything. The rest of the learning depends on yourself.
Now in the 21st century, cultivation is getting easier nowadays.
The fit did not dare to speak out.
Insights everywhere, Mahayana get together.
Crossing the robbery is only the name.
. . . . . .
"You give me a good meal, know how many distractions are not good for the test, and how many can't read the insight is caused by insufficient nutrition when I was a child." Mom said angrily.
"Aren't there some people who don't need to eat some food?" I said.
"Where did you hear these misconceptions? At that time, everyone was poor. At that time, your father and I could eat a bite of meat in a month. It's not bad. Experts have said that Pigu Xiuxian is pseudo-science. , Did you hear that? "Mom said anxiously.
I struggled with the chopsticks and glanced at my mother.
Mother didn't look at me, I simply grabbed the chopsticks with my hand.
But my chopsticks hadn't been extended, and my mother took the chopsticks in the air and clapped my hands.
"How old are you? You still want to use your hands when you eat? Have you been taught how to learn chopsticks for so long?" Mom said.
"I don't have enough cultivation, so eating is so slow," I said.
"Look at your disappointment, you can see Wang Gangdan, who is one year younger than you next door. People are so small, they will be orgasmic, and those small hand-made cities have won prizes. Look at you again, you It takes so much effort to move a chopstick across the air. What should I do when I grow up? I will not be able to marry my wife in this way? "Mom sighed.
"But I tried hard, and there is no way to learn." I said.
"Forty children in the class, except for the idiot who has some IQ problems, is the penultimate you. If you can't study well and repeat, see how I will hit you when I see you. See how you cry when you get there, me and your dad. It ’s been discussed. You will be reported to a cram school in a few days. You should be serious. ”Mom said.
"Shall I not tutor?" I shook my head.
"No tuition? It would be nice if you didn't let you go to the interest class. Look at the daughter of Uncle Chen next door. Every year, Lian Dan won the first place in the city. Wherever you get the certificate, you have face. What about you? Even a ball I can't even rub it out. I know to play every day, and I'm so mad. "Mom said chopsticks fluttered into my mouth and stuffed the food.
"But mom? Can't people not fix the immortals? The Yunhuateng that comes out every day on the TV station doesn't say that he is only at Jindan level?" I swallowed.
"Other people are other people. Can you learn it? How old are you? Don't want to cultivate immortals? Do you think of being a beggar outside and picking up trash and eating up and down?" Mother said with a frown.
A tissue floated slowly, followed by a towel.
The tissue wiped my mouth, and then the towel came up and wiped my face.
The newspaper in front of my dad began to fold up and set aside. My dad said: "Okay, I'm going to work. You gave me a good day at home today. I will check on the summer homework. I will start school in a few days and call my parents. It's up to you."
I didn't wait for me to answer my father's words just now.
A long sword flew slowly, and Dad took off and stepped on the long sword and flew out of the window.
With a wave of mother's hand, the bowl on the table flew to the kitchen to clean and sort.
Mother shook her head and said, "I will not say what your dad said. I went out to buy food. You are obedient. When you are tired of writing your homework, you can use the Huang-order exercises: eye exercises. Do n’t watch TV, do n’t give me. I'm lazy. "
After the mother said a whistle, the back door was opened.
The white crane appeared outside the room all the time, screaming with flapping wings.
Mother slowly walked over and sat on the white crane. The white crane adjusted slightly and took off to the distance.
But I went upstairs helplessly to open the workbook and TV, and tuned the channel to the cartoon.
. . . . . .
There are few obstacles to school, but my grades are really poor.
For some exercises, I need to do it several times to keep up.
I also know that my cultivation methods can hardly be improved, so I gradually like some equipment invented for people with low mana.
These devices are collectively referred to as machinery, which is composed of electricity and iron to drive human convenience.
But I dare not mention it with my parents, because they are civil servants of the fairyland government.
They even discriminated against those with poor spells, so every time I compared with other children.
I'm also really a little afraid of these, maybe this is why I can't learn.
Although my grades were poor, they did not reach the level of repetition.
After reading the level of distraction in junior high school, almost no decent school would accept me.
In a fake-fit secondary school, the parents simply don't look down on them.
Helpless, I was still strong with my body. My parents thought about whether or not to send me to the barracks.
After all, returning to the army is the Sanxian level, even if you haven't mixed up with the higher fairy or golden fairy.
But to say that at least the score God and the fake fit have a face, but I rejected it.
I took a book and said, "My parents, I want to learn mechanics."
As Dad waved, the book fluttered in front of Dad.
Dad sighed and said, "What is this thing?"
"Some people have limited mana. It is impossible to cast spells and cast spells for a long time. So machinery can help them to do things that are difficult to do by hand." I said.
Dad shook his head and said: "You haven't saved, you can't learn well. Now you still want to learn the set that is convenient for others to learn.
Dad with one hand, a flame rose.
Directly burned the small book floating in the air into slag, and then disappeared after a short breeze blowing.
Mom stopped Dad and said, "You hear him finish talking, after all, it is really bad to cultivate now."
"You said, you can't tell the truth. I'll take the place of Heavenly Walk today and abolish you." Dad said in an atmosphere.
"I've seen it, a fake fit college called Lan Xiang." I said.
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